Paying oneitis to makeout (FULL UPDATE)

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op is black btw
im Persian(middle eastern)
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this has to be a larp
its not a fucking lap but I pray to god tomorrow I don't get bullied, handcuffed, or called to the office and get suspended.
thats not me
 
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im Persian(middle eastern)

its not a fucking lap but I pray to god tomorrow I don't get bullied, handcuffed, or called to the office and get suspended.

thats not me
Are you self aware ? Are you sane ?
 
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Are you self aware ? Are you sane ?
honestly at this point I just have to PRAY she doesn't fuck me over too bad tomorrow

its not even over, I'm legit done for

and the degree to which that is, is dependent on how much of a heart she has
 
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This is 100% larp at this point. Not even ER was this autistic. That girl is gonna put a restraining order on you lmfao
 
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I think if u just invest a little more u might be able to have her as ur gf
 
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honestly at this point I just have to PRAY she doesn't fuck me over too bad tomorrow

its not even over, I'm legit done for

and the degree to which that is, is dependent on how much of a heart she has
Like seriously are you mentally ill ? Maybe you have an undiagnosed mental illness
 
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This is 100% larp at this point. Not even ER was this autistic. That girl is gonna put a restraining order on you lmfao

It ain’t and she won’t do nothing
 
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Its a wrap, its over for you. Game over. Not even millions spent in surgeries can save you
 
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You're gonna get the kid jailed ffs xD
Idk bro maybe it's for the better. He knowingly makes decisions that will have adverse effects on him, he is essentially harming himself. How long until he starts cutting?
 
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What's up with all these fucking jokes

Do u guys not realize in all 18 years of my life this is the girl I liked the most telling my friend she wouldn't even give me a kiss for 1 grand????

Just let that sink in for a second

And stop comparing me to Eliot, that guy is crazy and I would never follow his steps

I'm very heartbroken now and I hope she doesn't tell on me

This girl is ripping me apart emotionally
 
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BTW he show me photos on PM of him and her , she is not attractive but in my OP he mogs her hard
IDK why she wont kiss him
 
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What's up with all these fucking jokes

Do u guys not realize in all 18 years of my life this is the girl I liked the most telling my friend she wouldn't even give me a kiss for 1 grand????

Just let that sink in for a second

And stop comparing me to Eliot, that guy is crazy and I would never follow his steps

I'm very heartbroken now and I hope she doesn't tell on me

This girl is ripping me apart emotionally
You are crazy bro
 
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What's up with all these fucking jokes

Do u guys not realize in all 18 years of my life this is the girl I liked the most telling my friend she wouldn't even give me a kiss for 1 grand????

Just let that sink in for a second

And stop comparing me to Eliot, that guy is crazy and I would never follow his steps

I'm very heartbroken now and I hope she doesn't tell on me

This girl is ripping me apart emotionally
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Idk bro maybe it's for the better. He knowingly makes decisions that will have adverse effects on him, he is essentially harming himself. How long until he starts cutting?
He's straight up not right in the head.
 
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BTW he show me photos on PM of him and her , she is not attrative but in my OP he mogs her hard
IDK why she wont kiss him
IS it cuz I'm persian (middle eastern)

My skin isn't white and I noticed women only like white men

I had a crush on a Persian girl 3 years ago and a crush on a japanese girl 6 years ago and they both ended up dating white guys who were tall but not attractive

Those were my only 2 crushes but this is a oneitis
 
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Jfl if you believe shes not going to spread that info around
 
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Dude

for 1000 you could fuck like 5 top tier stacy escorts for an hour. Are you mental?
JFL HE IS PROBABLY MENTAL , I SAW HER PHOTO ON PM I WONT KISS HER EVEN FOR FREE JFL
 
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i honestly don’t feel bad for you anymore. do u not listen to us? YOURE FUCKING UP YOIR LIFE. UR GONNA GO TO JAIL AND FUCK UR REPUTATION UP SO HARD. STOP BEFORE YOU GET U AND THIS FORUM
IN TROUBLE
Yeh imagine its get to that point where this site geta shut down bc of this retard
 
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"(Her name), I freaked out. I felt really bad after the rejection and I didn't know how to react, I'm sorry about what mateo messages you, I made a poor decision and I'm very, very sorry. I hope you can forgive me."

SHOULD I MESSAGE THIS MYSELF TO HER RIGHT NOE BEFORE SHE FILES A POLICE REPORT

I LITERALLY CANT GET IN TROUBLE

SOMEONE HELP ME

WHAT SHOULD I CHANGE IN THAT I WANT TO SAVE MY ASS

just stop talking to all your friends and say you had a mental breakdown. Convince your family to go to Europe for a vacation and then go to Amsterdam and hookermax.
1k can get you like 40 hours with the prostitutes there.
Feel free to PM me if you need further advice
 
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Yeh its gonna get to that point where this site geta shut down bc of this retard
I'm done with her now

This is probably gonna be my last post cuz there's a high chance I'll get called to the office tomorrow and they will switch me out of all her classes or some shit so we don't see each other again
 
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why would you get in trouble though lol, all you did was be autistic which isnt a crime
 
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So much retards here not realizing that he is just messaging himself from another fake account he has and fools here would believe everything and waste their life on this dumb thread. He is clearly playing and i can do the same thing like him with my instagram fakes and everyone would believe me jfl holy shit can't believe everyone here
 
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FOR THE AUTHOR OF TOPIC I RECOMMEND FRAUD SICKNESS AND STAY HOME FOR 1 WEEK
WHAT IS THE WORST PARTY IF SHE SHOW THIS TO EVERYONE THAN HE WILL BE BULLIED SO HARD BY OTHER GUYS FOR THE FACT THAT HE WAS RDY TO PAY 1K BUCKS TO KISS THAT LOW QUALITY FOID
 
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just stop talking to all your friends and say you had a mental breakdown. Convince your family to go to Europe for a vacation and then go to Amsterdam and hookermax.
1k can get you like 40 hours with the prostitutes there.
Feel free to PM me if you need further advice
Also just stop engaging with everyone for a week, your friends, girls, etc. Best move atm. You’re extremely emotional rn and will only make the issue worse. Keep shit posting here if you need to

And you fucked up bad man, but def not over. Just relax it’s not gonna be as bad as you think
 
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So much retards here not realizing that he is just messaging himself from another fake account he has and fools here would believe everything and waste their life on this dumb thread. He is clearly playing and i can do the same thing like him with my instagram fakes and everyone would believe me jfl holy shit can't believe everyone here
Nah there's no way he faked all of those Snapchat messages with his friends
Also just stop engaging with everyone for a week, your friends, girls, etc. Best move atm. You’re extremely emotional rn and will only make the issue worse. Keep shit posting here if you need to

And you fucked up bad man, but def not over. Just relax it’s not gonna be as bad as you think
It is nice that you're trying to help him bro but he can't be helped. He has done so many similar things and everybody tells him not to, he does it anyway ofc
 
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Nah there's no way he faked all of those Snapchat messages with his friends
Why no chance? I have done exactly shit like him in the past and trolled people, if you are dedicated enough it's not hard lol
 
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So much retards here not realizing that he is just messaging himself from another fake account he has and fools here would believe everything and waste their life on this dumb thread. He is clearly playing and i can do the same thing like him with my instagram fakes and everyone would believe me jfl holy shit can't believe everyone here
but u can't deny this shit is entertaining AF :lul::lul::lul::lul:
cant imagine this in real life
 
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So much retards here not realizing that he is just messaging himself from another fake account he has and fools here would believe everything and waste their life on this dumb thread. He is clearly playing and i can do the same thing like him with my instagram fakes and everyone would believe me jfl holy shit can't believe everyone here
look at her avi and look at the photos i posted of her

its the same person

i swear to god im not lying
 
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Paying 1,000$ to kiss a fat shrek looking girl. J fucking F L
 
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Crazy shit, man. Crazy shit.
 
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Why no chance? I have done exactly shit like him in the past and trolled people, if you are dedicated enough it's not hard lol
Fuaaaarrrkk you think he made like 6 different Snapchat accounts and messaged himself? Probably tbh
 
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look at her avi and look at the photos i posted of her

its the same person

i swear to god im not lying
So what? You could easily just put her pic yourself on the fake jfl
 
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Bro what even.......You have me lost for words yet again
 
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IS it cuz I'm persian (middle eastern)

My skin isn't white and I noticed women only like white men

I had a crush on a Persian girl 3 years ago and a crush on a japanese girl 6 years ago and they both ended up dating white guys who were tall but not attractive

Those were my only 2 crushes but this is a oneitis
Im white and white foids dont like me lol
 
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So what? You could easily just put her pic yourself on the fake jfl
why do u think im lying

i have threads of the letter she wrote back to me

i have proof of her messaging my friends

i have a 21 page snapchat discussion about me and like 10 of my friends about her

i promise man im not lying on my mothers life
 
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why do u think im lying

i have threads of the letter she wrote back to me

i have proof of her messaging my friends

i have a 21 page snapchat discussion about me and like 10 of my friends about her

i promise man im not lying on my mothers life
You're 17 with no job and 1k disposable? It's bullshit bro. PayPal me 100$ if you're not larping
 
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Yeh imagine its get to that point where this site geta shut down bc of this retard
He's gonna get our beloved forum shut down jfl
 
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You're 17 with no job and 1k disposable? It's bullshit bro. PayPal me 100$ if you're not larping
I'm a Persian jew

I have a fuck ton of barmitzvah money from when I was 13

I'm not PMing u anything, I can take a pic of the money if u want to believe I'm not larping though

I still can't believe I'm repulsive enough that 1k isn't enough for a kiss
 
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Leave this site, sorry bro but it has to happen. You’ll legit be the downfall of this site if you ER and everyone’s gonna think we were motivating you to it when we were actually just constantly giving you advice. It’s just gonna reinforce the whole agenda of “inels are bad” when we legit are just trying to improve our lives.
 
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