Paying oneitis to makeout (FULL UPDATE)

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Leave this site, sorry bro but it has to happen. You’ll legit be the downfall of this site if you ER and everyone’s gonna think we were motivating you to it when we were actually just constantly giving you advice. It’s just gonna reinforce the whole agenda of “inels are bad” when we legit are just trying to improve our lives.
I'm not causing harm to myself or others

Elliot is a crazy dude

I'm 100% against violence

I come here to cope with how my oneitis won't give me her love unlike how I give mine to hers

Even when there is 1grand involved
 
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I'm a Persian jew

I have a fuck ton of barmitzvah money from when I was 13

I'm not PMing u anything, I can take a pic of the money if u want to believe I'm not larping though

I still can't believe I'm repulsive enough that 1k isn't enough for a kiss
Tbh i tried to help you many times but you're straight out mentally challenged tbh.she's gonna get a restriction order on your ass. You're creepy af man. She's ugly you look better than her but ffs you're creepy as hell. Get therapy. Cut this shit before you do some crazy shit.
 
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I'm not causing harm to myself or others

Elliot is a crazy dude

I'm 100% against violence

I come here to cope with how my oneitis won't give me her love unlike how I give mine to hers

Even when there is 1grand involved

well ur doing a shit job... acting like a creepy autist offering 1000$ for a girl to kiss you for 10 MINUTES like WTF

like how do you not see how retarded that is, you need mental help

one day you are gonna look back on this and think you were an idiot so just stop what you are doing now
 
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Tbh i tried to help you many times but you're straight out mentally challenged tbh.she's gonna get a restriction order on your ass. You're creepy af man. She's ugly you look better than her but ffs you're creepy as hell. Get therapy. Cut this shit before you do some crazy shit.
I won't bother her anymore after this

I got rid of all my poems of her

And I got rid of pictures of her I had

I just need to ask my counselor to switch me out of clases with her at semester so I can move on
 
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I won't bother her anymore after this

I got rid of all my poems of her

And I got rid of pictures of her I had

I just need to ask my counselor to switch me out of clases with her at semester so I can move on
U need to cut all this shit in the future. What you're doing is not normal at all. It's the stuff of nighmare and gives off serial killer vibes. Act normal man and ntmaxx ffs.
indeed , this guy is some kind of prince of persia sleeps on money
i dont wanna spend myself 100$ to do anything i want with high tier stacy for 1h :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Same i can fuck a stacylite for free if i put in some effort.
 
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I'm not causing harm to myself or others

Elliot is a crazy dude

I'm 100% against violence

I come here to cope with how my oneitis won't give me her love unlike how I give mine to hers

Even when there is 1grand involved
You legit are crazy, no one fucking sends love letters in the 21st century you fucking stalker.
 
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Leave this site, sorry bro but it has to happen. You’ll legit be the downfall of this site if you ER and everyone’s gonna think we were motivating you to it when we were actually just constantly giving you advice. It’s just gonna reinforce the whole agenda of “inels are bad” when we legit are just trying to improve our lives.
Based as fuck
 
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U need to cut all this shit in the future. What you're doing is not normal at all. It's the stuff of nighmare and gives off serial killer vibes. Act normal man and ntmaxx ffs.

Same i can fuck a stacylite for free if i put in some effort.
He has some sort of sick fetish for this rejection shit tbh, he could have slayed her easily by just acting normal and talking to her casually BUT he sent a motherfucking love letter (which many people here told him would never work).
 
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SMH WE LITERALLY SEE THIS NIGGA SPIRAL DOWN TO INSANITY, EVERY THREAD HE MAKES IT GETS WORSE AND WORSE I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. ER IN THE MAKING ARCHIVE THIS BOYO WE MADE HISTORY
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MY LAST ADVICE FOR YOU BOYO, JUST HOLD FRAME AND BE CONFIDENT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE LOOOL

ITS UTTERLY OVER FOR YOU
 
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You legit are crazy, no one fucking sends love letters in the 21st century you fucking stalker.
I promise myself and my friends I won't bother her anymore

I just have 1 week left until winter break then I have finals and then I can ask my counselor to switch my class out of hers so I forget about this whole thing
 
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I'm a Persian jew

I have a fuck ton of barmitzvah money from when I was 13

I'm not PMing u anything, I can take a pic of the money if u want to believe I'm not larping though

I still can't believe I'm repulsive enough that 1k isn't enough for a kiss
1k for a single kiss or 40 escorts in Amsterdam. Have heard that there are some pornstar-tier girls there.
You do the math
 
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He has some sort of sick fetish for this rejection shit tbh, he could have slayed her easily by just acting normal and talking to her casually BUT he sent a motherfucking love letter (which many people here told him would never work).
Yap op is clearly a mentalcel
 
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I'm not causing harm to myself or others

Elliot is a crazy dude

I'm 100% against violence

I come here to cope with how my oneitis won't give me her love unlike how I give mine to hers

Even when there is 1grand involved

This kind of love isn’t real, especially if you’re buying it.
Escortmax and you will understand
 
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1k for a single kiss or 40 escorts in Amsterdam. Have heard that there are some pornstar-tier girls there.
You do the math
id rather have a kiss with my oneitis then fuck adriana lima

i developed feelings for her, wrote love letters, gift cards. i spent lots of time thinking about her with the stuff i did
 
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I'm not causing harm to myself or others

Elliot is a crazy dude

I'm 100% against violence

I come here to cope with how my oneitis won't give me her love unlike how I give mine to hers

Even when there is 1grand involved
Honestly over for oneitiscels
I think she doesn't look bad
 
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bruh with 1k u could make so many bitches in school your slave and you choose to try to get a kiss for 10 mins with it
 
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This is my current oneitis situation.
 
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I’m sorry but it’s wraps for you bro. She’s afraid of you and likely fears for her safety, she will likely tell her parents who then will tell the principal of your school everything that has happened.

If you get called down to the office, expect the worst. You’ll likely get a suspension and she will be switched out of your class. If you continue this, you’ll be expelled and the police will get involved.

You will likely be bullied in the middle of all of this aswell. People will laugh at you in the halls (if they aren’t already doing that) and will shove you into lockers. Expect to get beat up by guys who know her. You fucked yourself hard but you can salvage this. Cut all contact with her and forget that she even exists. You can’t afford to fuck up any longer.

If you decide to keep approaching her, then everything that happens after that point is on YOU. Nobody else. If you eventually decide to go ER, request a ban from this site and admit that it’s all your fault before you leave. I don’t want this site being raided because of some retarded aspie.

That’s all I can tell you at this point. If you want to listen, listen. If you want to ignore this and keep going, go ahead. I really don’t care
 
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Can’t believe your “friend” actually went and told her this. If my friend said some dumb shit like paying a girl to kiss him I would knock some sense into him and not tell her.

Tbh every thread I see of yours you keep on spiraling down into insanity lmaoo
I think Nate asked him to
 
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id rather have a kiss with my oneitis then fuck adriana lima

i developed feelings for her, wrote love letters, gift cards. i spent lots of time thinking about her with the stuff i did
I get where you’re coming from. But best way to get over something like this is just interacting with them less and focusing on other girls. (In your case making money to escort max due to your emotional state)

She’s not the “one” for you trust me
 
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This is a ER waiting to happen. This forum will shut down because of this nigga
 
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id rather have a kiss with my oneitis then fuck adriana lima

i developed feelings for her, wrote love letters, gift cards. i spent lots of time thinking about her with the stuff i did
Can relate
Only difference is that oneitis actually turned out having a bf after 9 days talking
And I didn't do crazy stuff like love letters and 1k offers

Still got called creepy and disgusting, it's all looks
 
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you actually fucking disgust me, you might as well just chop off your useless balls already and become a transvestite. Actually, trannies are more manly than you. Disgusting.
 
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Can relate
Only difference is that oneitis actually turned out having a bf after 9 days talking
And I didn't do crazy stuff like love letters and 1k offers

Still got called creepy and disgusting, it's all looks

just to offer some perspective I actually ended up talking to and befriending a former oneitis. She was nothing special and I got over it soon after

It’s not gonna be as amazing as you expect, they’re just people, nothing special about em
 
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Sometimes, i cant tell if you're trolling or actually severely autistic
this has to be a joke
He also likes your comment when you say something negative about him, which is a bit suspicious, but I don't think he's trolling.
 
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why pay her when you can just knock her out and drag her back to your fuck pad for free
 
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I’m sorry but it’s wraps for you bro. She’s afraid of you and likely fears for her safety, she will likely tell her parents who then will tell the principal of your school everything that has happened.

If you get called down to the office, expect the worst. You’ll likely get a suspension and she will be switched out of your class. If you continue this, you’ll be expelled and the police will get involved.

You will likely be bullied in the middle of all of this aswell. People will laugh at you in the halls (if they aren’t already doing that) and will shove you into lockers. Expect to get beat up by guys who know her. You fucked yourself hard but you can salvage this. Cut all contact with her and forget that she even exists. You can’t afford to fuck up any longer.

If you decide to keep approaching her, then everything that happens after that point is on YOU. Nobody else. If you eventually decide to go ER, request a ban from this site and admit that it’s all your fault before you leave. I don’t want this site being raided because of some retarded aspie.

That’s all I can tell you at this point. If you want to listen, listen. If you want to ignore this and keep going, go ahead. I really don’t care
1)im not gonna bother her anymore
2)im not gonna ever harm myself or others, so i dont want to be banned
3)if she does tell on me, at least i apologized to her

i learned my lesson

after my friend sent her last reply to me i realized how much i fucked up
just to offer some perspective I actually ended up talking to and befriending a former oneitis. She was nothing special and I got over it soon after

It’s not gonna be as amazing as you expect, they’re just people, nothing special about em
she rejected me before what just happened like last week on thursday after she found out i wrote all the love letters and everything
 
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I'm done with her now

This is probably gonna be my last post cuz there's a high chance I'll get called to the office tomorrow and they will switch me out of all her classes or some shit so we don't see each other again
If they question you Best to be honest and say you were depressed+crying and not thinking straight when you asked that. That way they will not lock you up in mental hospital or jail
 
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Best to be honest and say you were depressed+crying and not thinking straight when you asked that. That way they will not lock you up in mental hospital or jail
i mean thats the truth

i was daydreaming about making out with her in my bed when i started messaging my friends about this

i never had intentions to hurt her feelings or bother her
 
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Fac

congratulations

you inflated a ugly hoes ego,did a social suicide,lost respect and probably gonna go to a jail

Fac
 
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You both know you'll be responsible if he were ever to do anything like that, right (I don't think he'll do any of that, he is just cringy)?
Cope
 
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1)im not gonna bother her anymore
2)im not gonna ever harm myself or others, so i dont want to be banned
3)if she does tell on me, at least i apologized to her

i learned my lesson

after my friend sent her last reply to me i realized how much i fucked up

she rejected me before what just happened like last week on thursday after she found out i wrote all the love letters and everything
GymCel to the point of exhaustion, do hill sprints and take a cold shower. Will probably help clear your mind.

if that doesn’t work tell your parents. They may be able to help for better or worse
 
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He also likes your comment when you say something negative about him, which is a bit suspicious, but I don't think he's trolling.
I noticed that too his case is really mysterious could it be a well done larp ? I don't know at this point tbh
 
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congratulations

you inflated a ugly hoes ego,did a social suicide,lost respect and probably gonna go to a jail

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kissing isnt a "lewd act", (only sexual acts involving female breasts, buttocks, and female genitalia is)
so i cant go to jail

i hope she forgives me tbh

ill likely get suspended though for bothering an innocent girl that doesnt want to kiss a subhuman
 
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Jfl you guys fell for this faggots LARP lmao
 
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kissing isnt a "lewd act", (only sexual acts involving female breasts, buttocks, and female genitalia is)
so i cant go to jail

i hope she forgives me tbh

ill likely get suspended though for bothering an innocent girl that doesnt want to kiss a subhuman
Why would you care what she thinks? I mean in an ideal world, we would all care about each other, but we don't live in that ideal world unfortunately.
 
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HOLY FUCK ITS OVER IM GOING TO JAIL ITS OVER BOYS

I pray to god police don't show up to my house tomorrow morning

Im sorry for bothering you with the love letters, gift cards, staring in class, and now the offer for kissing for 10 minutes for 1grand.

I couldn't control how much I liked you and as a result I fucked up, I'm sorry.

IM SO SO SORRY
I advise you t undergo psychiatric therapy. Being rejected by your oneitis has turned you into a foolish idiot.
 
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