Paying oneitis to makeout (FULL UPDATE)

[Deleted member 3583]

I wont stare at her in class this next week or anymore so tensions fall about all this shit

That's the only reason why you're not going to stare at her? It's weird af bro stop doing it, I've got a oneitis too but I'm not that autistic

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

That's the only reason why you're not going to stare at her? It's weird af bro stop doing it, I've got a oneitis too but I'm not that autistic

a lot of my friends say I'm creepy as fuck

He has some sort of sick fetish for this rejection shit tbh, he could have slayed her easily by just acting normal and talking to her casually BUT he sent a motherfucking love letter (which many people here told him would never work).

i would do so much for her lips to press up against my cheek just once and i cant believe now im going to have to live without ever getting that feeling

 

[BigBoy]

How the fuck do these kids afford 1000 phones?

When I was a kid I got £20 a week pocket money

more than me you faggot

 

[Rift]

Someone needs to dox him and get in contact with his parents. He needs major fucking help

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Someone needs to dox him and get in contact with his parents. He needs major fucking help

I already cut off contact with her

This is done for, now I just got to find a way to go back to school regularly. Without getting bullied.

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

She still hasn't responded to my message apologizing although two of my friends told her I wrote a message to her and she read their messages

What does this mean?

I want to apologize again to her in school tomorrow but even after the letters everytime she saw me in school she would try to avoid me or keep distance from me so imagine how she would act starting from tomorrow.

 

[Truecel14]

look at her avi and look at the photos i posted of her

its the same person

i swear to god im not lying

pm her picks bruh

 

[Time Travel]

Sometimes, i cant tell if you're trolling or actually severely autistic
this has to be a joke

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Idk what to say
Really

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

So far 2 of my 5 classes are done and nothing has happened

One guy I told the story to said he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore cuz of what I did.

I legit feel horrid looking at what I did, writing letters, stalking, asking for a kiss in exchange for 1 fucking thousand bucks.

I'm sorry to everyone on this forum and her, I fucked up. This is a life lesson.

A lot of my friends I told about this are extremely mad at me, not the ones in he group chat but other ones I knew from before.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

So far 2 of my 5 classes are done and nothing has happened

One guy I told the story to said he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore cuz of what I did.

I legit feel horrid looking at what I did, writing letters, stalking, asking for a kiss in exchange for 1 fucking thousand bucks.

I'm sorry to everyone on this forum and her, I fucked up. This is a life lesson.

A lot of my friends I told about this are extremely mad at me, not the ones in he group chat but other ones I knew from before.

You dug your own grave.

 

[retard]

Realize it or not op has provided looksmax with another legendary tale that will be talked about in months come jfl

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

well

I mean you guys can read that and make up your minds

 

[Slayer]

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well

I mean you guys can read that and make up your minds

lmao

 

[Deleted member 3073]

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well

I mean you guys can read that and make up your minds

Well deserved, faggot. Now hit dat Elliot Rodger for the homies. We need more content.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Called it

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

lmao

bro,
in 3rd class she volunteered to pass out papers and when she came to me and my friends desk she gave it to him normally
and threw it in my chest area like at me

 

[Slayer]

bro,
in 3rd class she volunteered to pass out papers and when she came to me and my friends desk she gave it to him normally
and threw it in my chest area like at me

 

[Deleted member 3177]

bro,
in 3rd class she volunteered to pass out papers and when she came to me and my friends desk she gave it to him normally
and threw it in my chest area like at me

You two will have to start ovER I suppose

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

You two will have to start ovER I suppose

violence is wrong

I deserve all the punishment ill get when the police/office confront me

its all my fault, subhumans shouldn't be asking out girls

 

[Deleted member 3073]

violence is wrong

I deserve all the punishment ill get when the police/office confront me

its all my fault, subhumans shouldn't be asking out girls

You're just autistic, son. It has nothing to do with subhumanity.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

violence is wrong

I deserve all the punishment ill get when the police/office confront me

its all my fault, subhumans shouldn't be asking out girls

You know you're gonna do it you cunt, this whole escalation has been a pretext for you, you're always digging deeper in your hole. Do you know why that is? Deep inside you actually just want to snap and for it to be veritable once they find out. Well here are some news for you nig, once you do it you'll be taking this forum down with you

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

You know you're gonna do it you cunt, this whole escalation has been a pretext for you, you're always digging deeper in your hole. Do you know why that is? Deep inside you actually just want to snap and for it to be veritable once they find out. Well here are some news for you nig, once you do it you'll be taking this forum down with you

im agaainst violence

I just really liked her too much so I got so excited and wrote a fucking love letter gift card, stalked etc

I probably should have asked her out regularly, to avoid all this

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

i am against violence

i hope this 1k for kissing shit doesnt blow up and she forgives me, but it doesnt look like its gonna end up well just judging shes been offline instagram for 5 hours since that message

Bro if i had the money you had i could buy pharma gear and a nice bmw but you're retarded af

 

[Phillybeard1996]

And here i am fucking other peoples wives for free

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Bro if i had the money you had i could buy pharma gear and a nice bmw but you're retarded af

I just want some female affection, thats it. I've never had ANY

And here i am fucking other peoples wives for free

not everyone is lucky like u

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

Realize it or not op has provided looksmax with another legendary tale that will be talked about in months come jfl

Nothing tops the london ville drama

 

[Blackout.xl]

I just want some female affection, thats it. I've never had ANY

not everyone is lucky like u

You gonna make another post big man?

 

[LordNorwood]

Realize it or not op has provided looksmax with another legendary tale that will be talked about in months come jfl

He's unironically currently the best poster on the site. #2 is like miles and miles behind.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Nothing tops the london ville drama

What was this?

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

What was this?

It was the stuff of legend @cocainecowboy

He's unironically currently the best poster on the site. #2 is like miles and miles behind.

He's pumping quality entertaining content

 

[LordNorwood]

Just poured some hot coffee, leaned back, and read the whole thread from top to bottom.
@Short Ugly and Brown , my deepest expressions of reverence, congratulations, and gratitude to you

You truly are the greatest poster I have seen on this site. You've taken the subgenre of oneitis-shitposting and turned it into an artform. @DarknLost looks like a preschooler drawing chalk lines on the mud compared to your Raphael, your Michelangelo, your Cézanne.

Your every post is a revelation of sheer, incomprehensible greatness. The childlike incredulity. The masterful, yet competely ignorant displays of absolute wit, like a holy fool composing Dvořák by mistake, just by waving his arms around in a crowded room. The insistent, unstoppable drive to move ever forward, always forward, into deeper pits of madness and beta angst and incel rage, despite the entire forum trying to haul you backwards, you don't slow or falter even a single step, a true Superman.

Thank you for being you.

 

[DarknLost]

Maybe use your brain next time

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT JFL
BEYOND OVER FOR YOU SON

Just poured some hot coffee, leaned back, and read the whole thread from top to bottom.
@Short Ugly and Brown , my deepest expressions of reverence, congratulations, and gratitude to you

You truly are the greatest poster I have seen on this site. You've taken the subgenre of oneitis-shitposting and turned it into an artform. @DarknLost looks like a preschooler drawing chalk lines on the mud compared to your Raphael, your Michelangelo, your Cézanne.

Your every post is a revelation of sheer, incomprehensible greatness. The childlike incredulity. The masterful, yet competely ignorant displays of absolute wit, like a holy fool composing Dvořák by mistake, just by waving his arms around in a crowded room. The insistent, unstoppable drive to move ever forward, always forward, into deeper pits of madness and beta angst and incel rage, despite the entire forum trying to haul you backwards, you don't slow or falter even a single step, a true Superman.

Thank you for being you.

I second this, im gonna miss short ugly and brown when he leaves, he truly is the most entertaining poster on this site,

So far 2 of my 5 classes are done and nothing has happened

One guy I told the story to said he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore cuz of what I did.

I legit feel horrid looking at what I did, writing letters, stalking, asking for a kiss in exchange for 1 fucking thousand bucks.

I'm sorry to everyone on this forum and her, I fucked up. This is a life lesson.

A lot of my friends I told about this are extremely mad at me, not the ones in he group chat but other ones I knew from before.

I told you this whole situation could have been avoided by smoking some weed instead

 

[Deleted member 2756]

can we have this mentally ill cunt banned please?

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

OP, never stop oneitis posting, you have truly elevated this form of shitposting into an art form, reading through this thread I caged harder than I ever have in my life, this guy deserves a fucking award.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

If he does go ER, I just want to say something

Hello FBI you cunts, you know where to find me

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

@Short Ugly and Brown surely give us an update, did you get arrested? what happened?

it's real bro, someone posted the link to her actual insta

also it would take so much effort to create all those snapchat accounts and have them all reply within like a minute of each other. He'd need like 6 different phones

Send me the link bruv

What's up with all these fucking jokes

Do u guys not realize in all 18 years of my life this is the girl I liked the most telling my friend she wouldn't even give me a kiss for 1 grand????

Just let that sink in for a second

And stop comparing me to Eliot, that guy is crazy and I would never follow his steps

I'm very heartbroken now and I hope she doesn't tell on me

This girl is ripping me apart emotionally

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

https://looksmax.org/threads/an-update-on-the-oneitis-situation.75038/

 

[RAITEIII]

i honestly don’t feel bad for you anymore. do u not listen to us? YOURE FUCKING UP YOIR LIFE. UR GONNA GO TO JAIL AND FUCK UR REPUTATION UP SO HARD. STOP BEFORE YOU GET U AND THIS FORUM
IN TROUBLE

Hahaha inb4 fbi is investigating all of us. I better be carefull with the things I say or I'll end up in jail too lol

 

[IWantToMax]

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HOLY FUCK ITS OVER IM GOING TO JAIL ITS OVER BOYS

I pray to god police don't show up to my house tomorrow morning

Im sorry for bothering you with the love letters, gift cards, staring in class, and now the offer for kissing for 10 minutes for 1grand.

I couldn't control how much I liked you and as a result I fucked up, I'm sorry.

IM SO SO SORRY

This is my current oneitis situation.

I'm going to follow ngl

 

[maxmendietta]

tfw kike tricks dont work on foids

 

[looksmaxxed]

appreciate the effort, but none of this seems very convincing. i think you jumped the shark around page 3 or 4. those chat are prob photoshop and you replaced a few words and phrases. and the whole 1k for a kiss things is again...a little too out there.

good effort. make it more plausible next time.

 

[Deleted member 2846]

appreciate the effort, but none of this seems very convincing. i think you jumped the shark around page 3 or 4. those chat are prob photoshop and you replaced a few words and phrases. and the whole 1k for a kiss things is again...a little too out there.

good effort. make it more plausible next time.

retard tbh

 

[OOGABOOGA]

violence is wrong

Tell that to your future cell mate Tyroniggus when he blows your back out

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

retard tbh

why do u think I'm lying about this shit

 

[looksmaxxed]

you mean anyone gullible enough to believe this larp? i agree

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

you mean anyone gullible enough to believe this larp? i agree

I made an update

its not lying or larping

 

[Deleted member 2846]

why do u think I'm lying about this shit

i believe u

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

i believe u

some faggots here already doxxed her

I have no idea what the fuck they messaged her bc she seemed pissed in school today and didn't attend her last class