Paying oneitis to makeout (FULL UPDATE)

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I LITERALLY GET BULLIED EVERYDAY ABOUT THAT LETTER


PLEASE HAVE MERCY DONT MESSAGE HER SM

ON GOD BRO I WILL DO ANYTHING

I WILL LITERALLY GET PANSED BY THE WHITE DUDES IF THEY FOUND OUT I WROTE 20 POSTS ABOUT HER ON AN INCEL FORUM
PLEASE MESSAGE HER INSTA CUCK HIM
 
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U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IVE GOTTEN RIDICULED FOR THAT LETTER

PLEAASE LEAVE HER ALONE I BEG U
 
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im not gonna message her I dont give enough of a shit. I don't even know where the link is anymore tbh

no bro
Send link pls i wannt to fucking thisbsnigga
U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IVE GOTTEN RIDICULED FOR THAT LETTER

PLEAASE LEAVE HER ALONE I BEG U
Shut the fuck up cunt, i would best you up myself if youd bought me plane ticket
 
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I cant believe that i was the only one to identify that this whole history was a larp since the beggining tbhtbh
 
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@rockndogs
 
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I AM LITERALLY WITNESSING THE UPCOMING OF THE NEXT ER BEFORE MY VERY EYES. @Short Ugly and Brown PLEASE STOP AND SEEKHELP. THIS IS INSANE
 
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This whole thread looks like a battlefield after a huge fucking battle.
 
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You're autistic beyond saving. Attention whoring retard boos and cries to a whole forum of incels as his life goes down the dump. You've doomed your life beyond reckoning by this point. Do you also want to drag down this forum with your transvestite mongoloid antics, you absolute down syndrome faggot? Get help. Your parents don't even seem to exist to you, you were actually willing to give THEIR money to some bloated creampied whore who doesn't even remember your name after sending her a faggot love letter. You should unironically be banned for your latent faggotry and schizophrenia.


You're a disgrace
 
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You're autistic beyond saving. Attention whoring retard boos and cries to a whole forum of incels as his life goes down the dump. You've doomed your life beyond reckoning by this point. Do you also want to drag down this forum with your transvestite mongoloid antics, you absolute down syndrome faggot? Get help. Your parents don't even seem to exist to you, you were actually willing to give THEIR money to some bloated creampied whore who doesn't even remember your name after sending her a faggot love letter. You should unironically be banned for your latent faggotry and schizophrenia.


You're a disgrace
I'm at a loss for words now. . . . .
 
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im gonna straight up say this

9th grade: asked out a few, club soccer was chill, easy year
10th grade: asked out a fuck ton of girls, got rejected by my crush, club soccer was still easy, hard academics that year
11th grade: 6 ap courses, super hard soccer so I had to quit, got rejected a bunch just as 12th grade
12th grade: WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE, Get bullied for writing love letter to oneitis, gonna get in trouble for this 1k for kissing shit (only better thing is this year I've barely asked out anyone else besides my oneitis)

THE ONLY GOOD THING IS 1K for a fucking kiss sounds like a joke, escorts usually fuck for 200

so when I get in trouble I can just say I was really sad and made up a random number cuz I want her love etc which isn't a lie
You're autistic beyond saving. Attention whoring retard boos and cries to a whole forum of incels as his life goes down the dump. You've doomed your life beyond reckoning by this point. Do you also want to drag down this forum with your transvestite mongoloid antics, you absolute down syndrome faggot? Get help. Your parents don't even seem to exist to you, you were actually willing to give THEIR money to some bloated creampied whore who doesn't even remember your name after sending her a faggot love letter. You should unironically be banned for your latent faggotry and schizophrenia.


You're a disgrace
I wont bother her or worship her anymore

ill leave her alone

assuming I'm not incarcerated or bullied tomorrow ill be posting about something else hopefully
I AM LITERALLY WITNESSING THE UPCOMING OF THE NEXT ER BEFORE MY VERY EYES. @Short Ugly and Brown PLEASE STOP AND SEEKHELP. THIS IS INSANE
im not harming myself or others

Elliot is crazy, I am against everything he stands for

violence is wrong

like I said, I'm sorry to her for bothering her with everything I've done
 
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im gonna straight up say this

9th grade: asked out a few, club soccer was chill, easy year
10th grade: asked out a fuck ton of girls, got rejected by my crush, club soccer was still easy, hard academics that year
11th grade: 6 ap courses, super hard soccer so I had to quit, got rejected a bunch just as 12th grade
12th grade: WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE, Get bullied for writing love letter to oneitis, gonna get in trouble for this 1k for kissing shit (only better thing is this year I've barely asked out anyone else besides my oneitis)

THE ONLY GOOD THING IS 1K for a fucking kiss sounds like a joke, escorts usually fuck for 200

so when I get in trouble I can just say I was really sad and made up a random number cuz I want her love etc which isn't a lie
im gonna straight up say this

9th grade: asked out a few, club soccer was chill, easy year
10th grade: asked out a fuck ton of girls, got rejected by my crush, club soccer was still easy, hard academics that year
11th grade: 6 ap courses, super hard soccer so I had to quit, got rejected a bunch just as 12th grade
12th grade: WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE, Get bullied for writing love letter to oneitis, gonna get in trouble for this 1k for kissing shit (only better thing is this year I've barely asked out anyone else besides my oneitis)

THE ONLY GOOD THING IS 1K for a fucking kiss sounds like a joke, escorts usually fuck for 200

so when I get in trouble I can just say I was really sad and made up a random number cuz I want her love etc which isn't a lie

I wont bother her or worship her anymore

ill leave her alone

assuming I'm not incarcerated or bullied tomorrow ill be posting about something else hopefully

im not harming myself or others

Elliot is crazy, I am against everything he stands for

violence is wrong

like I said, I'm sorry to her for bothering her with everything I've done
In case it is real, why the fuck would you care what she thinks?
 
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im gonna straight up say this

9th grade: asked out a few, club soccer was chill, easy year
10th grade: asked out a fuck ton of girls, got rejected by my crush, club soccer was still easy, hard academics that year
11th grade: 6 ap courses, super hard soccer so I had to quit, got rejected a bunch just as 12th grade
12th grade: WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE, Get bullied for writing love letter to oneitis, gonna get in trouble for this 1k for kissing shit (only better thing is this year I've barely asked out anyone else besides my oneitis)

THE ONLY GOOD THING IS 1K for a fucking kiss sounds like a joke, escorts usually fuck for 200

so when I get in trouble I can just say I was really sad and made up a random number cuz I want her love etc which isn't a lie

I wont bother her or worship her anymore

ill leave her alone

assuming I'm not incarcerated or bullied tomorrow ill be posting about something else hopefully

im not harming myself or others

Elliot is crazy, I am against everything he stands for

violence is wrong

like I said, I'm sorry to her for bothering her with everything I've done
It is over, you can't run now. Your rep is stained. Your life is ruined. You will forever be the person you are now. Fucking hookers or paying for surgery won't change your mental state. You are unfortunately ill. Beyond words
 
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You're autistic beyond saving. Attention whoring retard boos and cries to a whole forum of incels as his life goes down the dump. You've doomed your life beyond reckoning by this point. Do you also want to drag down this forum with your transvestite mongoloid antics, you absolute down syndrome faggot? Get help. Your parents don't even seem to exist to you, you were actually willing to give THEIR money to some bloated creampied whore who doesn't even remember your name after sending her a faggot love letter. You should unironically be banned for your latent faggotry and schizophrenia.


You're a disgrace
Dre


now that is a fucking roast holy shit

completely brutal attack on all fronts
 
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This is actually hilarious
What's her IG @slaywr
im gonna straight up say this

9th grade: asked out a few, club soccer was chill, easy year
10th grade: asked out a fuck ton of girls, got rejected by my crush, club soccer was still easy, hard academics that year
11th grade: 6 ap courses, super hard soccer so I had to quit, got rejected a bunch just as 12th grade
12th grade: WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE, Get bullied for writing love letter to oneitis, gonna get in trouble for this 1k for kissing shit (only better thing is this year I've barely asked out anyone else besides my oneitis)

THE ONLY GOOD THING IS 1K for a fucking kiss sounds like a joke, escorts usually fuck for 200

so when I get in trouble I can just say I was really sad and made up a random number cuz I want her love etc which isn't a lie

I wont bother her or worship her anymore

ill leave her alone

assuming I'm not incarcerated or bullied tomorrow ill be posting about something else hopefully

im not harming myself or others

Elliot is crazy, I am against everything he stands for

violence is wrong

like I said, I'm sorry to her for bothering her with everything I've done
Don't leave her alone

It's just a shit test, she is just a bit nervous

I recommend proposing to her in front of everyone

That way she will see what a nice guy you are
 
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This is actually hilarious
What's her IG @slaywr

Don't leave her alone

It's just a shit test, she is just a bit nervous

I recommend proposing to her in front of everyone

That way she will see what a nice guy you are
please stop trying to doxx me
 
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You're autistic beyond saving. Attention whoring retard boos and cries to a whole forum of incels as his life goes down the dump. You've doomed your life beyond reckoning by this point. Do you also want to drag down this forum with your transvestite mongoloid antics, you absolute down syndrome faggot? Get help. Your parents don't even seem to exist to you, you were actually willing to give THEIR money to some bloated creampied whore who doesn't even remember your name after sending her a faggot love letter. You should unironically be banned for your latent faggotry and schizophrenia.


You're a disgrace
Caging hard at this shit. You literally dumped a whole load on top of this mongrel's bloodline. Top notch poster
 
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This is actually hilarious
What's her IG @slaywr
dont remember it and I wouldn't give it out even if I did

I don't want to be responsible for creating the next ER tbh
 
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dont remember it and I wouldn't give it out even if I did

I don't want to be responsible for creating the next ER tbh
I'm against violence
 
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If it was beyond over for me and I had a lot of money like OP does I would give some money to the boyos tbh ngl
bro i asked him to venmo me the 1k so i can buy a computer but he ignored me

smfh fakecels nowadays
 
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post as much as you can so your name will be famous after op goes ER
 
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bro i asked him to venmo me the 1k so i can buy a computer but he ignored me

smfh fakecels nowadays
fakecels and larpers everywhere these days. not only is he a volcel cuck, disgrace to his parents with the love letters and gift cards, but he isn't even there for the boyos. so sad
post as much as you can so your name will be famous after op goes ER
Hello normies, hello FBI
 
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You should apologyze to us for this shit.
 
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"perpetrator of the horrific act seems to condemn violent actions in the past on online forums"
i am against violence

i hope this 1k for kissing shit doesnt blow up and she forgives me, but it doesnt look like its gonna end up well just judging shes been offline instagram for 5 hours since that message
 
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i am against violence

i hope this 1k for kissing shit doesnt blow up and she forgives me, but it doesnt look like its gonna end up well just judging shes been offline instagram for 5 hours since that message
A foid offline for 5 hours is a very very bad sign. My condolences bro. Give me and the boyo @BigBoy some money before you're caged tho we are broke
 
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A foid offline for 5 hours is a very very bad sign. My condolences bro. Give me and the boyo @BigBoy some money before you're caged tho we are broke
ye girls are on their phones 24/7

theres like a 0.000000!% chance she took a 5 hour nap

theres like a 99.9999999% chance she is at the police station getting ready to have my life ruined

its over 😓
 
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ye girls are on their phones 24/7

theres like a 0.000000!% chance she took a 5 hour nap

theres like a 99.9999999% chance she is at the police station getting ready to have my life ruined

its over 😓
It is what it is bro but it's not over for the boyos, I'm broke where am I supposed to go for a date with girls?
 
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ye girls are on their phones 24/7

theres like a 0.000000!% chance she took a 5 hour nap

theres like a 99.9999999% chance she is at the police station getting ready to have my life ruined

its over 😓

Tomoroww you will indeed walk into school and it’ll just be another day
 
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Tomoroww you will indeed walk into school and it’ll just be another day
thats not how it works

shes insulted the ugly dude (me) is hitting on her and not a goodlooking guy

she will get me in trouble for that reason and i cant blame her
 
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thats not how it works

shes insulted the ugly dude (me) is hitting on her and not a goodlooking guy

she will get me in trouble for that reason and i cant blame her

The most you’re getting is a slap on the wrist by the principal if she reported, maybe some tease by ur boys or a random or two. But nevertheless a normal day
 
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I’m sorry but it’s wraps for you bro. She’s afraid of you and likely fears for her safety, she will likely tell her parents who then will tell the principal of your school everything that has happened.

If you get called down to the office, expect the worst. You’ll likely get a suspension and she will be switched out of your class. If you continue this, you’ll be expelled and the police will get involved.

You will likely be bullied in the middle of all of this aswell. People will laugh at you in the halls (if they aren’t already doing that) and will shove you into lockers. Expect to get beat up by guys who know her. You fucked yourself hard but you can salvage this. Cut all contact with her and forget that she even exists. You can’t afford to fuck up any longer.

If you decide to keep approaching her, then everything that happens after that point is on YOU. Nobody else. If you eventually decide to go ER, request a ban from this site and admit that it’s all your fault before you leave. I don’t want this site being raided because of some retarded aspie.

That’s all I can tell you at this point. If you want to listen, listen. If you want to ignore this and keep going, go ahead. I really don’t care
The only way he can salvage himself is gymmax and gain tons of muscle
 
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In court your only hope will be pleading autism jfl so over








Prove it’s not a larp by filming yourself getting bullied tomorrow












This is gonna be you fgt

 
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somebody send me a picture of this girl
 
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How the fuck do these kids afford 1000 phones?

When I was a kid I got £20 a week pocket money :feelsbadman:
 
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The only way you fix this is if you go ER. Livestream it so we get content
 
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I should mention @CopeIsReal @Saturn @Reapwhatyousow @Pedro Zanatta @apollothegun @honkhonkpatna @schizocel

I have 2 of my 5 classes with her

and in both of these classes I sit very near her

what are the chances she will ask for a seat change?

all my friends that I asked said its very high and they are all saying I'm the creepiest dude they ever met in their lives
 
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I should mention @CopeIsReal @Saturn @Reapwhatyousow @Pedro Zanatta @apollothegun @honkhonkpatna @schizocel

I have 2 of my 5 classes with her

and in both of these classes I sit very near her

what are the chances she will ask for a seat change?

all my friends that I asked said its very high and they are all saying I'm the creepiest dude they ever met in their lives
Dude it’s over just go er
 
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I should mention @CopeIsReal @Saturn @Reapwhatyousow @Pedro Zanatta @apollothegun @honkhonkpatna @schizocel

I have 2 of my 5 classes with her

and in both of these classes I sit very near her

what are the chances she will ask for a seat change?

all my friends that I asked said its very high and they are all saying I'm the creepiest dude they ever met in their lives
If you sit near and not next to it's not really that likely. Unless you often speak with people around you in your class
 
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I should mention @CopeIsReal @Saturn @Reapwhatyousow @Pedro Zanatta @apollothegun @honkhonkpatna @schizocel

I have 2 of my 5 classes with her

and in both of these classes I sit very near her

what are the chances she will ask for a seat change?

all my friends that I asked said its very high and they are all saying I'm the creepiest dude they ever met in their lives

JFL, after all you have done she will ask for a class change or sum
 
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If you sit near and not next to it's not really that likely. Unless you often speak with people around you in your class
she sits in front of me one row in my history class, but at the same time she's next to two of her best buds

she sits 2 rows away from me in my English class, but she's in front of a chadlite she likes but he rejected her already
 
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she sits in front of me one row in my history class, but at the same time she's next to two of her best buds

she sits 2 rows away from me in my English class, but she's in front of a chadlite she likes but he rejected her already
Yeah she probably won't ask to switch seats then
 
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Yeah she probably won't ask to switch seats then
I wont stare at her in class this next week or anymore so tensions fall about all this shit
 
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