PSA: David Gandy Is SEVERELY RECESSED

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This guy is NOT a PSL God. His maxilla is very far below average. It's extremely retruded and downswung, creating a horrible convex nose shape.

We need to stop idolizing this Gandy dude as the pinnacle of male aesthetics, because he clearly isn't. To put his recessed face into perspective, this is a good male side profile:

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David Gandy is very obviously recessed.

Even this AVERAGE male profile looks better than Gandy's:

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Just admire the huge improvement I gave him with this morph:

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Here’s a split view so you can see just how far I had to pull his midface forwards (top = morph, bottom = original):

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Other way ’round (top = original, bottom = morph):

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Gandy cannot compare to other male models such as Jordan Barrett:

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If you think Gandy has a good side profile, you're coping hard!

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if his face is severely recessed what's yours??
 
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first is pic where he smiles with downward streched mouth , keep coping thecel
 
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He's tucking his chin and smiling which makes his maxilla look below average but it isn't
 
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he just needs rhino and under eye implants or wtv that shit is to fix his maxilla
 
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Switch Gandy with Chico and I agree
 
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so recessed...
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That's not a true profile. His head is turned toward the camera a little bit.

And his head is located at the top right corner of the photo. Rectilinear lens distortion stretches his head across the sagittal plane, making him appear more forward-grown than he really is.

Read more about rectilinear lens distortion:

 
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Gandy is only very slightly recessed but the reason it doesn't matter for him is that his jawline is parallel to his neurocranium and his jaw is long.
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Gandy is only very slightly recessed but the reason it doesn't matter for him is that his jawline is parallel to his neurocranium and his jaw is long.
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“His jaw is long.”

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Man’s chin ain’t even reach his nasion, let alone his brow ridge jfl.
 
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That's not a true profile. His head is turned toward the camera a little bit.

And his head is located at the top right corner of the photo. Rectilinear lens distortion stretches his head across the sagittal plane, making him appear more forward-grown than he really is.

Read more about rectilinear lens distortion:

Yes this type of lens distortion is especially noticeable in selfies. Great way to fraud og curve and mandible length
 
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Barret has foward head posture in the pic your comparing with. Gandy is literally china tucking and smiling at the same time. Also a cherrypicked candid with shit lighting I dont have the time but im sure someone can upload a photo of his side profile absolutely mogging
 
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Barret has foward head posture in the pic your comparing with. Gandy is literally china tucking and smiling at the same time. Also a cherrypicked candid with shit lighting I dont have the time but im sure someone can upload a photo of his side profile absolutely mogging

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This Gandy pic is way overused.

First of all, it isn't a true side profile. His head is turned towards the camera. You can see his other eyebrow and a little bit of eyelashes on the opposite side.

Gandy is also tilting his head upwards. His head is not aligned to the Frankfurt plane.
One should always use correctly rotated (to the Frankfurt plane) versions of pics when discussing side profiles.
 
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you're retarded

Why am I retarded for spewing the truth that all y'all PSL copers are too afraid to admit?

David James Gandy does not have good bone structure. I'm not denying he's good-looking, but his looks are just due to his striking features like his eyes compensating for his lack of forward facial structural projection. Gandy is recessed. He has a recessed maxilla and a rather short mandible. No one should look up to him as a god of forward growth.

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I agree with you about his side profile but I think pslers frequently use frauded/not objective side shots of all the psl gods or other models and overrate them. And then some guy who has a normally good maxilla gets called flat or recessed when he posts a less favourable and more objective pic in the rate me and immediately gets called out if he's even slightly frauding
 
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Not only is Gandy's under-eye support utter shit, he also has a serious flat philtrum falio and a recessed columella. His anterior nasal spine is either too high-set or underprojected.

 
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This guy is NOT a PSL God. His maxilla is very far below average. It's extremely retruded and downswung, creating a horrible convex nose shape.

We need to stop idolizing this Gandy dude as the pinnacle of male aesthetics, because he clearly isn't. To put his recessed face into perspective, this is a good male side profile:

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David Gandy is very obviously recessed.

Even this AVERAGE male profile looks better than Gandy's:

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Just admire the huge improvement I gave him with this morph:

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Here’s a split view so you can see just how far I had to pull his midface forwards (top = morph, bottom = original):

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Other way ’round (top = original, bottom = morph):

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Gandy cannot compare to other male models such as Jordan Barrett:

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If you think Gandy has a good side profile, you're coping hard!

Animated GIF:

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Repent!! Or
You'll go to gandy's helll
 
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frankfort says otherwise
 
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Fucking hell, coping harddddd here, jealous of gandy because hes the center of attention in any room, unlike yourself
 
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jfl @ fucking deluding yourself into believing this shit. keep coping
 
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that chin and nose :feelskek:

also he just looks like a beta provider type guy, got no jb appeal
 
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Doesn’t hinder him that much
Still one of the best
 
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How will this recessed balding oldcel cope tbh, pass him the rope ASAP

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he has a huge brow ridge and nose, thats why his face looks recessed. jfl if you actually think he is recessed.
 
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he has a huge brow ridge and nose, thats why his face looks recessed. jfl if you actually think he is recessed.

If your theory is true, shrinking his nose and flattening his brow ridge should make him look less recessed. But it’s the opposite: making his nose and brow ridge smaller makes him look even more recessed.

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View attachment 1112843

This guy is NOT a PSL God. His maxilla is very far below average. It's extremely retruded and downswung, creating a horrible convex nose shape.

We need to stop idolizing this Gandy dude as the pinnacle of male aesthetics, because he clearly isn't. To put his recessed face into perspective, this is a good male side profile:

View attachment 1112849

David Gandy is very obviously recessed.

Even this AVERAGE male profile looks better than Gandy's:

View attachment 1112852

Just admire the huge improvement I gave him with this morph:

View attachment 1112855

Here’s a split view so you can see just how far I had to pull his midface forwards (top = morph, bottom = original):

View attachment 1112856

Other way ’round (top = original, bottom = morph):

View attachment 1112863

Gandy cannot compare to other male models such as Jordan Barrett:

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If you think Gandy has a good side profile, you're coping hard!

Animated GIF:

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your gifs are too good
 
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Who cares?He mogs you in every aspect in life
 
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its truly over for him
 
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we already know that
 
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View attachment 1112843

This guy is NOT a PSL God. His maxilla is very far below average. It's extremely retruded and downswung, creating a horrible convex nose shape.

We need to stop idolizing this Gandy dude as the pinnacle of male aesthetics, because he clearly isn't. To put his recessed face into perspective, this is a good male side profile:

View attachment 1112849

David Gandy is very obviously recessed.

Even this AVERAGE male profile looks better than Gandy's:

View attachment 1112852

Just admire the huge improvement I gave him with this morph:

View attachment 1112855

Here’s a split view so you can see just how far I had to pull his midface forwards (top = morph, bottom = original):

View attachment 1112856

Other way ’round (top = original, bottom = morph):

View attachment 1112863

Gandy cannot compare to other male models such as Jordan Barrett:

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If you think Gandy has a good side profile, you're coping hard!

Animated GIF:

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where that average male come from ?
 
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i know this thread is a joke, but still I'll say it.

The biggest cope of lookism community is to analyze the lateral view of someone's face to judge the aesthetics of that person's face.

My bet is that lookism do this because side view is the easiest shit to change with surgery, and people have a good shape difference from that perspective of the face.

So tards find it funny to point at someones face and say haha look how weak he is! Look how this one is robust! Haha, chad, incel!


Frontal view>>> all.

And ghandys frontal view is good :)
forward growth =/= being good looking (despite having something to do with it)

And to conclude my argument, the striking feature of Gandy are his very beautiful eyes, and guess in what perspective you see them? Frontal view.
 
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yeah but godlike front so who cares and his side isnt that bad either
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haha normie!

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