Rate Hurricane Jova (2023)

[Xangsane]

Because hurricane Jova was made by Jahovah's witnesses to vaccinate non-Jovas with the Jova Jab.

 

[Xangsane]

Because hurricane Jova was made by Jahovah's witnesses to vaccinate non-Jovas with the Jova Jab.

Rate the others?

 

[Graham]

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No.

 

[Xangsane]

No.

Ynot?

 

[Graham]

Ynot?

CBA / bored of the hurricane questions.

 

[Xangsane]

CBA / bored of the hurricane questions.

Why are all the big ones foids

 

[Xangsane]

...JOVA RAPIDLY INTENSIFIES TO A CATEGORY FIVE HURRICANE OVER THE
OPEN WATERS OF THE EASTERN PACIFIC...

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SUMMARY OF 900 PM MDT...0300 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...15.7N 113.0W
ABOUT 535 MI...865 KM SSW OF THE SOUTHERN TIP OF BAJA CALIFORNIA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...160 MPH...260 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 300 DEGREES AT 15 MPH...24 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...929 MB...27.44 INCHES

JFL
JOVA FUCKING DID IT
CATEGORY 5 CONFIRMED
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@slop slinger @howtallareyou

Spoiler: Forecast

Hurricane Jova Discussion Number 10
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL EP112023
900 PM MDT Wed Sep 06 2023

The remarkable rapid intensification (RI) of Jova has continued this
evening. The hurricane's very warm, 10 n-mi-wide eye is surrounded
by a symmetric central dense overcast of convective cloud tops
colder than -75 deg C. Recent SSMIS microwave images suggest an
eyewall replacement cycle (ERC) is underway, with signs of a
formative secondary eyewall noted in 89-GHz imagery. The GOES
Geostationary Lightning Mapper has also shown an increase in inner
core lightning activity during the past several hours. Based on
Dvorak data-T numbers of 7.0 from SAB and TAFB at 00 UTC and rapidly
climbing objective intensity estimates, the initial intensity of
Jova is raised to 140 kt. This makes Jova a category 5 hurricane on
the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale and signifies an 80-kt
intensity increase over the past 24 h.

The onset of an ERC and the recent lightning activity suggest that
the hurricane could be nearing its peak intensity. Structural
changes related to the ERC could cause some near-term intensity
fluctuations, but the NHC forecast still allows for a bit more
strengthening overnight given Jova's striking satellite presentation
and the conducive oceanic and atmospheric conditions along its path.
The hurricane is forecast to reach the 26C isotherm in 36-48 h,
after which time a faster rate of weakening is forecast while Jova
moves over cooler waters and into a drier mid-level environment.
Regardless, Jova is likely to remain a powerful hurricane for the
next few days. This forecast shows Jova keeping its tropical cyclone
status through day 5, although the global models suggest it could be
mostly devoid of convection and nearly post-tropical by the end of
the forecast period.

A mid-level ridge centered over northern Mexico is steering Jova to
the west-northwest (300/13 kt). With the ridge entrenched to its
north, the hurricane is expected to continue on a west-northwestward
heading for the next several days, as depicted by the well-clustered
track guidance. The updated NHC forecast lies very close to the
previous prediction, but once again has been adjusted slightly
faster based on the latest TVCN and HCCA consensus aids. As the
cyclone gradually spins down and weakens over cooler waters, the
shallow vortex is forecast to turn more westward at days 4 and 5.


FORECAST POSITIONS AND MAX WINDS

INIT 07/0300Z 15.7N 113.0W 140 KT 160 MPH

Spoiler: Forecast

12H 07/1200Z 16.4N 115.1W 150 KT 175 MPH
24H 08/0000Z 17.6N 117.8W 135 KT 155 MPH
36H 08/1200Z 18.7N 120.5W 120 KT 140 MPH
48H 09/0000Z 20.0N 123.0W 100 KT 115 MPH
60H 09/1200Z 21.4N 125.5W 85 KT 100 MPH
72H 10/0000Z 22.8N 127.6W 65 KT 75 MPH
96H 11/0000Z 24.6N 130.5W 45 KT 50 MPH
120H 12/0000Z 25.5N 134.0W 35 KT 40 MPH

$$
Forecaster Barrett

@Nad

 

[Xangsane]

@autismmaxxer

 

[autismmaxxer]

jova mogs

 

[Xangsane]

jova mogs

Why?
What do you rate her?

 

[autismmaxxer]

Why?
What do you rate her?

chadlite

 

[Xangsane]

chadlite

Jova is a foid, so that's stacylite.
Why stacylite? How can she be a Stacy?

 

[autismmaxxer]

Jova is a foid, so that's stacylite.
Why stacylite? How can she be a Stacy?

oh no in that case Low tier becky, jova is a bad female name

 

[Xangsane]

oh no in that case Low tier becky, jova is a bad female name

Why?
Why does she have a name failo?

 

[autismmaxxer]

Why?
Why does she have a name failo?

sounds ethnic

 

[autismmaxxer]

*sounds low class ethnic, like a foid that lives in the slums of latin america

 

[Xangsane]

sounds ethnic

Why?

*sounds low class ethnic, like a foid that lives in the slums of latin america

Why latin america?

Apparently Hurricane Jova is pronounced "hoe-va"

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/weather/jeffs-forecast-hurricane-jova-lee/3312003/

looksmax.org

What ethnicity do you imagine a foid named "Jova" to be?

Title.

looksmax.org

 

[Xangsane]

Probably a Category 5 right now, but yet to be confirmed. Mogs Lee hard.

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BRUTALLY MOGGED BY LEE

 

[Xangsane]

Jova still mogs tho

@callous

 

[Xangsane]

Probably a Category 5 right now, but yet to be confirmed. Mogs Lee hard.

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Will do a final mog battle between Jova and Lee

 

[Xangsane]

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[Xangsane]

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