SEVERE FOOD POISONING: I AM NEVER EATING PLANTS AGAIN

[Gargamel]

It's been 12 hours now. My ass has gotten the Angola treatment and my throat feels like an abused dog.

I've been vomiting and shitting non-stop as a punishment for being a good goy and eating plant food.

Sharing the similiar IQ of a starving Irish peasant, I decided to cook the sprouted potato from my kitchen cabin since I didn't want to "waste" them.

I roasted the potatoes with some fatty chicken drums and lost of butter. I ate the whole thing while enjoying it to the fullest.

Next thing you know, I felt like I was browsing an off-topic thread since I found myself covered in shitwater. The rest is history - the whole toilet is in shit and vomit.

It turns out I got solanine poisoning from the potatoes - a toxic chemical they produce upon sprouting to protect themselves from bugs and starving Irishmen.

JFL at eating plant foods. They are out there to kill you.

THE JEWS GOT ME GOOD THIS TIME!!!

 

[tooLOW]

going carnivore is da best

 

[yougottadowhatyougot]

just don't eat expired food theory?

OP:

 

[Gargamel]

just don't eat expired food theory?

OP:

Expired food isn't the problem.

Plants fighting for their survival is the issue.

Rotten meat is good for you.

 

[Prettyboy]

I prescribe you a bowl of homemade liver paté

 

[Deleted member 15827]

Yes OP! FInally you figured it out. Go carnivore man it is the best thing for you all that meat will make you HHH

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

It's been 12 hours now. My ass has gotten the Angola treatment and my throat feels like an abused dog.

I've been vomiting and shitting non-stop as a punishment for being a good goy and eating plant food.

Sharing the similiar IQ of a starving Irish peasant, I decided to cook the sprouted potato from my kitchen cabin since I didn't want to "waste" them.

I roasted the potatoes with some fatty chicken drums and lost of butter. I ate the whole thing while enjoying it to the fullest.

Next thing you know, I felt like I was browsing an off-topic thread since I found myself covered in shitwater. The rest is history - the whole toilet is in shit and vomit.

It turns out I got solanine poisoning from the potatoes - a toxic chemical they produce upon sprouting to protect themselves from bugs and starving Irishmen.

JFL at eating plant foods. They are out there to kill you.

THE JEWS GOT ME GOOD THIS TIME!!!

Exactly. Fuck those plants! We don't need them when we have so much meat. And fuck the fish when we have those whales, dolphins, and sea turtles bursting with delicious meat.

 

[dreamcake1mo]

Op is dumb as fuck to eat a sprouted potato

in matter of fact this post proves why you should be vegan so you can actually learn some shit about nature and what food is, and stop living life being below low IQ.

Plants did u a favor u learned something.

 

[Gargamel]

I prescribe you a bowl of homemade liver paté

Ironically, right now I gag at the thought of meat or fat.

All I can take in is lemon water and fresh grapefruit juice.

I would skin a man alive for a cup of celery juice as well, most likely because I have no stomach acid left in me.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Plants fighting for their survival is the issue.

You are just stupid. "Muh Jews." It's easy to tell when a potato is okay to eat.

 

[Gargamel]

Op is dumb as fuck to eat a sprouted potato

in matter of fact this post proves why you should be vegan so you can actually learn some shit about nature and stop living life being low IQ.

Plants did u a favor at least u learned something.

I've eaten sprouted potatoes before. I've eaten also greenish potatoes as well.

I was aware they can be toxic but did not expect such volcanic reaction.

I Haven't eaten potatoes in like months, I assume I lost a lot of tolerance for plant chemical defences.

 

[Gargamel]

You are just stupid. "Much Jews." It's easy to tell when a potato is okay to eat.

You would think people with 10k posts on this site will have a sense for satire.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

You would think people with 10k posts on this site will have a sense for satire.

Many users unironically spout that rhetoric.

 

[softlysoftly]

going carnivore is da best

and end up with type 2 diabetes, low T, and overall shitty bloodwork like this carnivore guy

 

[tooLOW]

and end up with type 2 diabetes, low T, and overall shitty bloodwork like this carnivore guy
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diabetis from meat?
cant get anymore retarded
you my boy dont have more than 2 neurons

 

[softlysoftly]

diabetis from meat?
cant get anymore retarded
you my boy dont have more than 2 neurons

Researchers have made connections between meat consumption and increased risks for diabetes. Eating meat doesn’t mean you’ll get diabetes, just as refraining from eating meat doesn’t mean you’ll never get diabetes.

However, meat consumption especially meat cooked using open-flame and high-temperature methods are a known risk factor, just as having obesity and a family history of diabetes are risk factors.

 

[Deleted member 5815]

diabetis from meat?
cant get anymore retarded
you my boy dont have more than 2 neurons

Keto diet works best in small doses, Yale researchers find



"...A keto diet tricks the body into burning fat, said lead author Vishwa Deep Dixit of the Yale School of Medicine. When the body's glucose level is reduced due to the diet's low carbohydrate content, the body acts as if it is in a starvation state -- although it is not -- and begins burning fats instead of carbohydrates. This process in turn yields chemicals called ketone bodies as an alternative source of fuel. When the body burns ketone bodies, tissue-protective gamma delta T-cells expand throughout the body."

"...But when the body is in this "starving-not-starving" mode, fat storage is also happening simultaneously with fat breakdown, the researchers found. When mice continue to eat the high-fat, low-carb diet beyond one week, Dixit said, they consume more fat than they can burn, and develop diabetes and obesity. "They lose the protective gamma delta T-cells in the fat," he said."



I don't think @softlysoftly is saying meat in appropriate amounts will cause diabetes but a 100% meat diet very much can, the process of converting fat or protein to glucose is very taxing and stressful for the body why not just eat glucose directly

 

[tooLOW]

Keto diet works best in small doses, Yale researchers find



"...A keto diet tricks the body into burning fat, said lead author Vishwa Deep Dixit of the Yale School of Medicine. When the body's glucose level is reduced due to the diet's low carbohydrate content, the body acts as if it is in a starvation state -- although it is not -- and begins burning fats instead of carbohydrates. This process in turn yields chemicals called ketone bodies as an alternative source of fuel. When the body burns ketone bodies, tissue-protective gamma delta T-cells expand throughout the body."

"...But when the body is in this "starving-not-starving" mode, fat storage is also happening simultaneously with fat breakdown, the researchers found. When mice continue to eat the high-fat, low-carb diet beyond one week, Dixit said, they consume more fat than they can burn, and develop diabetes and obesity. "They lose the protective gamma delta T-cells in the fat," he said."



I don't think @softlysoftly is saying meat in appropriate amounts will cause diabetes but a 100% meat diet very much can, the process of converting fat or protein to glucose is very taxing and stressful for the body why not just eat glucose directly

fat in meat with balance exists retard

 

[braziliann13]

and end up with type 2 diabetes, low T, and overall shitty bloodwork like this carnivore guy
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This. Tribes like Inuits and carnivore animals seldom were in ketosis because they ate glycogen rich fresh meat, while they had access to a variety of organs, skin, connective tissues besides the muscle, which helped them balance things out and boost their nutrition.

The Ketards/meat-only carnivore peanut brain niggers are just killing themselves slowly while thinking they are pinnacle health apex predators eating walmart steak

 

[Deleted member 1660]

and end up with type 2 diabetes, low T, and overall shitty bloodwork like this carnivore guy
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This guy also is 50+ years old and takes exogenous hormones which destroy his natural testosterone production

 

[Deleted member 1660]

Researchers have made connections between meat consumption and increased risks for diabetes. Eating meat doesn’t mean you’ll get diabetes, just as refraining from eating meat doesn’t mean you’ll never get diabetes.

However, meat consumption especially meat cooked using open-flame and high-temperature methods are a known risk factor, just as having obesity and a family history of diabetes are risk factors.

"It is believed that the preservatives, additives and chemicals (e.g. nitrites, nitrates) that are added to the meat during manufacturing can harm your pancreas (organ that produces insulin) and increase insulin resistance."

It is not the meat that is the problem it is the processing. Buying meat from a private butcher shop will avoid this garbage additives and chemical which cause the diabetes.

Part of being carnivore is also buying quality unprocessed food. You won't see a carnivore get his ground beef from Walmart.