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[Deleted member 6128]

My school is fucking dogshit fucking retarded ape teachers and retarded ape students who distract me every fucking second.
Can't learn anything at that institute.

So I decided in 2024 summer I will re-sit my A levels Maths, Further Maths, and Business Studies this will cost me £1000+ I can easily afford it. The problem is how the fuck do I apply with no predicted grades? should I sit mocks as well?


Inshallah by 2024 I'll be at LSE, Imperial, or UCL studying for a mickey mouse degree and spending all my free time building my business and networking

Once again University >= Degree

 

[House Lannister]

How will u get into those unis with business studies jfl

 

[Deleted member 6128]

How will u get into those unis with business studies jfl

JFL ik someone who got into LSE with Politics, Sociology, and Business at A level

I think predictions matter more than what you study

 

[House Lannister]

JFL ik someone who got into LSE with Politics, Sociology, and Business at A level

I think predictions matter more than what you study

Ik a girl who got in with three a levels I think one was business as well but “she” was international and from an ethnic background people sympathize with maybe that helped

I had abandoned the idea of resitting a levels mainly cause of this prediction bullshit as well jfl but I was thinking of asking a family member with a different last name than me to put their email and to forge the reference and predicted myself

One of my friends in my MID ass uni somehow god knows how got an email from LSE saying they would consider him transferring in 2nd year (I might try but it’s too late now I think)

 

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Lol I don't think any of those uni's accept A-Level exam resits.

If you resit, it's very tough to get into them.

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Ik a girl who got in with three a levels I think one was business as well but “she” was international and from an ethnic background people sympathize with maybe that helped

I had abandoned the idea of resitting a levels mainly cause of this prediction bullshit as well jfl but I was thinking of asking a family member with a different last name than me to put their email and to forge the reference and predicted myself

One of my friends in my MID ass uni somehow god knows how got an email from LSE saying they would consider him transferring in 2nd year (I might try but it’s too late now I think)

Search him up on linked In or try and to connect with him

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Lol I don't think any of those uni's accept A-Level exam resits.

If you resit, it's very tough to get into them.

Cope

 

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Cope

Keep coping son, you won't get into LSE. Especially with no predicted grades + resits.

 

[Deleted member 6128]

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Keep coping son, you won't get into LSE. Especially with no predicted grades + resits.

I would have 5 A levels in total I'm currently predicted ABB this year if I reach my target I'd have 2 A levels at B and 2 A levels at A and 1 A level at A*

Keep coping useless 26 year old neet

 

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I would have 5 A levels in total I'm currently predicted ABB this year if I reach my target I'd have 2 A levels at B and 2 A levels at A and 1 A level at A*

Keep coping useless 26 year old neet

How are you doing 5 A-Levels jfl? You're only completing 3 full A-levels, uni's don't give a shit about AS Levels.

And you think you'll self-teach into getting an A* or A? Jfl at you.

I am not a neet retard, I work at a company you can only dream of. I am trying to ground you. I don't want you breaking down in tears when you don't get into LSE.

 

[Deleted member 6128]

How are you doing 5 A-Levels jfl? You're only completing 3 full A-levels, uni's don't give a shit about AS Levels.

I'm currently in y13 once I finish I'll have 3 A Levels
When I resit next year I'll gain 2 New A levels

And you think you'll self-teach into getting an A* or A? Jfl at you.

I already self-teach JFL my school teachers are incapable of teaching

I am not a neet retard, I work at a company you can only dream of. I am trying to ground you. I don't want you breaking down in tears when you don't get into LSE.

A company I could dream of JFL I dont even dream of wageslaving

I have offers already but they're foundation years so even if I did fail resits there's something to fall back on

 

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I'm currently in y13 once I finish I'll have 3 A Levels
When I resit next year I'll gain 2 New A levels

I already self-teach JFL my school teachers are incapable of teaching

A company I could dream of JFL I dont even dream of wageslaving

I have offers already but they're foundation years so even if I did fail resits there's something to fall back on

Doing 2 new A-Levels in 1 year is unrealistic. Do 1 instead.

Same tbh my school was dog shit. The teachers were literally racist jfl.

I barely even wageslave tbh I'm basically being paid to work from home and sit here shitposting all day

Foundation year is a good backup plan actually. Have you checked out degree apprenticeships? You get to work, get paid and get a degree. And I think the degree is paid for by the company (not totally sure). Some top companies offer this - I applied for Goldman Sachs, Deloitte, JP Morgan, Accenture and EY ones.

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Doing 2 new A-Levels in 1 year is unrealistic. Do 1 instead.

It's 1 year and 6 months I might flop my current ones tbh I got unconditional from a low-ranked University.

Foundation year is a good backup plan actually. Have you checked out degree apprenticeships? You get to work, get paid and get a degree. And I think the degree is paid for by the company (not totally sure). Some top companies offer this - I applied for Goldman Sachs, Deloitte, JP Morgan, Accenture and EY ones.

Checked degree apprenticeships but they're more competitive than oxford and Cambridge so I don't even want to waste any energy on that.

 

[Deleted member 19453]

make a thread explaining how A levels work I’m an americacel so we use AP system

 

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It's 1 year and 6 months I might flop my current ones tbh I got unconditional from a low-ranked University.

Checked degree apprenticeships but they're more competitive than oxford and Cambridge so I don't even want to waste any energy on that.

Be realistic and don't take on too many A-Levels.

How do you know that they're more competitive than Ox/Cambridge?

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Be realistic and don't take on too many A-Levels.

How do you know that they're more competitive than Ox/Cambridge?

The requirements are C grades and above literally anyone and their dad can fucking apply and theres like 20 spots if not 10 available in most of them

 

[sigmasss]

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I would have 5 A levels in total I'm currently predicted ABB this year if I reach my target I'd have 2 A levels at B and 2 A levels at A and 1 A level at A*

Keep coping useless 26 year old neet

I am in yr 13 as well . Bro doing 2 more a levels is fucking retarded just bang 3 A* in your actual a level and you will guaranteed get into UCL/Imperial 50/50 for cambridge tho

 

[Deleted member 6128]

I am in yr 13 as well . Bro doing 2 more a levels is fucking retarded just bang 3 A* in your actual a level and you will guaranteed get into UCL/Imperial 50/50 for cambridge tho

I'm not getting into any of those my teachers fucked up my predicted grades retarded whores.

I'm not letting the place I live and study in be hampered by some 40 year old karens

 

[sigmasss]

The requirements are C grades and above literally anyone and their dad can fucking apply and theres like 20 spots if not 10 available in most of them

What you applying?

I'm not getting into any of those my teachers fucked up my predicted grades retarded whores.

I'm not letting the place I live and study in be hampered by some 40 year old karens

Exactly but I am saying you dont need a resit next year if you bang your a-levels with 3* a stars you just apply with a gap year. Like lets say you get results in August you got all a stars just write a banging personal statement and hand in your application between sep and dec time and you will get unconditional offers cuz you have evidence in the form of your actual a levels instead of your predicted. Like after yr 13 your predicted are basically your actual a levels

 

[Deleted member 20914]

I thought you said university was a waste of time

 

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The requirements are C grades and above literally anyone and their dad can fucking apply and theres like 20 spots if not 10 available in most of them

I know but most people don't bother going down the apprenticeship route. My school didn't even tell us about apprenticeships and I assume it's the same for most schools.

Why do you think the grade requirements are so low? Do you think these companies are gonna wade through millions of applications? The requirements are low because not many people apply. Think about it. If they were getting too many applications they'd increase the requirements.

Not to mention that literally every company offers them now.

Here's a list of companies that I know offer degree apprenticeships in finance:

- Goldman
- JP Morgan
- Deloitte
- KPMG
- EY
- Accenture
- UBS
- PwC
- Credit Suisse
- Barclays
- HSBC

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Yeah just get good A-level grades in the real thing and take a gap year

 

[sigmasss]

Yeah just get good A-level grades in the real thing and take a gap year

Exactly I dont know why you wanna do 2 more a levels even if you get B grade in it the uni will not give a flying fuck about you unless your top 3 subjects are all a*s