(STORY) PICS: So I just got assaulted trying to take an aspie pic of a couple for you guys

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So I decided to binge out tonight on food I had just went to the grocery store picked up some junk food and went to pick up my gluten free pizzas before returning home to enjoy my dopamine hits off sugar.

I am sitting in the lobby and a couple comes in and immediately notice the guy is recessed af and the girl looks good to me, clearly looks mismatched so I whip out my phone to take pics to post here to ask you guys if you though they are looksmatched. I covertly take a pic or two and thinking nothing of it since I am already browsing my phone anyway I think no one is oging to notice. The sound isnt on either. Well after I take a few pics the guy walks away from his gf and sits directly to my right at a booth 90 degrees to my right. I notice his girl is confused as to why he went all the way over there to sit as they havent ordered their meal yet. Shes looking at him beckoning him to come to her to order, but he doesnt move. All this time I am waiting for the girl to turn more towards me so I can get a clear picture of her face in order to make a high quality post on here for reps.

Anyway the girl is still standing alone the guy gets up from his booth and leaves the place. The girl is visibly confused but at this point I am still sitting back with my camera app open waiting for the girl to come into frame. Suddenly the DOOR SLAMS open behind me, and my phone is yanked out of my hand. Its the dude he grabbed my phone and is standing over me and hes yelling "I knew it, what the fuck bro? What are you doing, why are you taking pictures of my girl, whats wrong with you, are you a fucking creep? I bet you have never gotten a girl in your life you fucking creep!" Hes rtying to get into my phone to check my photo gallery. He keeps yelling "Dude what the fuck is wrong with you taking pictures of my girl, I'll bet you don't have a girl yourself do you, I bet you creep every girl out you meet" I sarcastically reply "yeah dude i've never touched a girl, I've never actually held a girls hand either." He responds "yeah I'll bet"

At this point we are standing toe to toe in each others face, he's an inch or so taller than me (even with my lifts on) but hes a twink punk that I could snap in half if we actually got in a fight right now. I tell him "bro i wasnt taking pics of ur girl give me my phone back right now." I grab for my phone but he doesnt let me get it. I am starting to get annoyed cause hes yelling and everyone in the restaurant is looking at me. Hes calling me a creep and telling the workers I should be banned from ever coming back here. I am getting really fucking frustrated since this is one of the only gluten free pizza places near me and I really don't want to get banned.

"Give me my fucking phone back right now" I say looking him dead in the eyes. He pauses and hands it back.He goes up to the cashier and continues to say they should ban me etc. I just sit back down waiting for my order. The girl behind the counter asks me what I am waiting for and I respond, "my order, which youu guys told me would be done 15 minutes ago!" The girl responds "wait outside please." I just leave and wait outside. As I am leaving the girls and the dudes girl are all looking at me, but not completely in a "your weird" way almost neutral, I didnt get the sense of disgust, even when this was going on the dudes girl looks embarrassed that her BF was doing this.

I wait outside and finally the girl brings me my pizzas, I ask her if they have security cameras at the restaurant because that guy assaulted me by forcefully taking my phone away, and that even if I was taking pictures, that it's not illegal to do so, it was a public place of business. She looks worred and tells me she cant release footage to customers, so I say "ok but when i call police and they come down here you will provide for them, correct? Because I was assaulted." Again she repeats she cant release the footage to me, but hesitantly agrees with me that to police she can.

I leave and prob wont call police but still fuck

I woulda gotten more/better pics but obv was interrupted. And no its NOT illegal to take pictures of people in public areas, unless the private business specifically says "no photography in this establishment"

Guy was a recessed skinny lanklet, NGL I am jealous of his girl tho, why cant i get girls like that, instead I am a loser posting here


Since ppl will ask he was 6'2''


Faggot


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Were they black
 
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Heightpilled and JBWpilled again
 
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Brutal even Chad is taking autistic pictures of Couples like Biggdink @volcelfatcel
 
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Autism GIF
 
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This early on an amnesia thread.... don't blow it.. Fuckk

:feelswhy: plz can i geet rep :(
 
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I am four sentences in and had to pause to say that I'm in on what is quite possibly the most autistic Amnesia thread of all time. This spot reserved for reacts.
 
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@Biggdink type shit
 
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should have just kept your phone more discreet nigger
 
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btw, how's the feast goin :lul:
 
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Alright I just finished. Yeah, this is textbook assault and battery. You could press charges. He'd have no basis since there's no reasonable expectation of privacy in a public space, and as you said, the rules of recordings in a place of business are set by the owner of the establishment. I'm an attorney in real life, by the way. This isn't legal advice.

Miring the dedication to content generation for a forum of autistic retarded teenagers. Talk about dedication to posting.
 
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And jfl he's facing you in the picture, he could obviously see you in his peripheral vision
 
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@Salludon
 
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Alright I just finished. Yeah, this is textbook assault and battery. You could press charges. He'd have no basis since there's no reasonable expectation of privacy in a public space, and as you said, the rules of recordings in a place of business is set by the owner of the establishment. I'm an attorney in real life, by the way. This isn't legal advice.

Miring the dedication to content generation for a forum of autistic retarded teenagers. Talk about dedication to posting.
He should sue and get money
 
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Should've just told him why you were taking photos of him

"Well,sir you see youre a chincel and I wanted to post your cuck face on PSL forums to lol at your subhumanity"

Wish I was good looking,you literally can't lose an argument just bring up the fact you're handsome.
 
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They're looksmatched btw
 
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Alright I just finished. Yeah, this is textbook assault and battery. You could press charges. He'd have no basis since there's no reasonable expectation of privacy in a public space, and as you said, the rules of recordings in a place of business is set by the owner of the establishment. I'm an attorney in real life, by the way. This isn't legal advice.

Miring the dedication to content generation for a forum of autistic retarded teenagers. Talk about dedication to posting.
doubt its worth it tho, he was trying to access my phone too. like i said I just dont wanna be banned from that pizza place haha i had my covid mask on and im not worried about ever seeing this dude again

And jfl he's facing you in the picture, he could obviously see you in his peripheral vision
ok but I hold my phone in the same position when just browsing the internet and the sound was off how could he know me snapping a few pics, weird.
 
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Should've just told him why you were taking photos of him

"Well,sir you see youre a chincel and I wanted to post your cuck face on PSL forums to lol at your subhumanity"

Wish I was good looking,you literally can't lose an argument just bring up the fact you're handsome.

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

*Amnesia dragged away in handcuffs*

"BUT OFFICER, HE WAS RECESSED AND SHE MOGS HIM BY 2 PSL POINTS ITJUSTDOESN'TMAKESENSE!"
 
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The girl isn’t that amazing, you could get better than that easily
 
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doubt its worth it tho, he was trying to access my phone too. like i said I just dont wanna be banned from that pizza place haha i had my covid mask on and im not worried about ever seeing this dude again


ok but I hold my phone in the same position when just browsing the internet and the sound was off how could he know me snapping a few pics, weird.

It's not worth it. The only thing you'd do is make your life more difficult and have to deal with that shithead in court for nothing. The judge would think you're both retarded. You'd get no money from what I'm assuming is a broke subhuman.
 
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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

*Amnesia dragged away in handcuffs*

"BUT OFFICER, HE WAS RECESSED AND SHE MOGS HIM BY 2 PSL POINTS ITJUSTDOESN'TMAKESENSE!"
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Lmao what a story bro, dude looks like a fucking bozo
 
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record breaking autism by far on this forum:ROFLMAO:
 
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@Hozay


lotta girls I pull are on that same level, tbh i think i was thinking shed be better looking from the back when she turned around she was gl but not amazing
Dude that looks fucking delicious jesus christ, what a night to enjoy. gonna be me pretty soon.
 
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Brutal even Chad is taking autistic pictures of Couples like Biggdink @volcelfatcel
@Biggdink is high iq and takes pictures while driving
 
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should have just kept your phone more discreet nigger

well now knowing he LEFT the restaurant to then spy on be from behind from OUTSIDE to see if I was taking pics of his girl wow, he REALLY didnt want me to take pics. TBH HE is kinda a sperg tho, who fucking overreacts to bad about having their pic taken IRL. I know when ive been with a girl and a guy did that I'd laugh
 
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Btw I'm joking on Amnesia but this same thing happened to me and my friend while taking pics of a truecel, he saw us and got angry jfl
 
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should of took your mask off and stole his girl
 
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DID NOT READ BUT IF YOU GET "ASSAULTED" AS A MAN BEING IN AMERICA (LAND OF SOYS AND BURGERS) YOU ARE TRULY PATHETIC I WOULD HAVE KICKED THAT NIGGERS ASS
 
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should of took your mask off and stole his girl
it was tempting for me to take my mask and my baseball cap off off and just look around to ALL the women working there and be like

"BRO DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A GIRL DO U EVEN KNOW WHO I AM, I HAVE 184 TROPHY POINTS ON LOOKSMAX FOR UR INFORMATION U SKINNY RECESSCEL, BRO TRY ORDERING A SLIDING GENIO INSTEAD OF UR PIZZA FAGGOT"
 
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Faggot

looks like me:LOL:
 
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fuck his gf bro
 
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An Asperger diagnosis will get autism while reading this.
 
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Plot twist: During the statement, cops realize this nut is completely autistic and choose to investigate him instead. Promptly find this forum and book him for "muh jb" pedo shit.
 
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So I decided to binge out tonight on food I had just went to the grocery store picked up some junk food and went to pick up my gluten free pizzas before returning home to enjoy my dopamine hits off sugar.

I am sitting in the lobby and a couple comes in and immediately notice the guy is recessed af and the girl looks good to me, clearly looks mismatched so I whip out my phone to take pics to post here to ask you guys if you though they are looksmatched. I covertly take a pic or two and thinking nothing of it since I am already browsing my phone anyway I think no one is oging to notice. The sound isnt on either. Well after I take a few pics the guy walks away from his gf and sits directly to my right at a booth 90 degrees to my right. I notice his girl is confused as to why he went all the way over there to sit as they havent ordered their meal yet. Shes looking at him beckoning him to come to her to order, but he doesnt move. All this time I am waiting for the girl to turn more towards me so I can get a clear picture of her face in order to make a high quality post on here for reps.

Anyway the girl is still standing alone the guy gets up from his booth and leaves the place. The girl is visibly confused but at this point I am still sitting back with my camera app open waiting for the girl to come into frame. Suddenly the DOOR SLAMS open behind me, and my phone is yanked out of my hand. Its the dude he grabbed my phone and is standing over me and hes yelling "I knew it, what the fuck bro? What are you doing, why are you taking pictures of my girl, whats wrong with you, are you a fucking creep? I bet you have never gotten a girl in your life you fucking creep!" Hes rtying to get into my phone to check my photo gallery. He keeps yelling "Dude what the fuck is wrong with you taking pictures of my girl, I'll bet you don't have a girl yourself do you, I bet you creep every girl out you meet" I sarcastically reply "yeah dude i've never touched a girl, I've never actually held a girls hand either." He responds "yeah I'll bet"

At this point we are standing toe to toe in each others face, he's an inch or so taller than me (even with my lifts on) but hes a twink punk that I could snap in half if we actually got in a fight right now. I tell him "bro i wasnt taking pics of ur girl give me my phone back right now." I grab for my phone but he doesnt let me get it. I am starting to get annoyed cause hes yelling and everyone in the restaurant is looking at me. Hes calling me a creep and telling the workers I should be banned from ever coming back here. I am getting really fucking frustrated since this is one of the only gluten free pizza places near me and I really don't want to get banned.

"Give me my fucking phone back right now" I say looking him dead in the eyes. He pauses and hands it back.He goes up to the cashier and continues to say they should ban me etc. I just sit back down waiting for my order. The girl behind the counter asks me what I am waiting for and I respond, "my order, which youu guys told me would be done 15 minutes ago!" The girl responds "wait outside please." I just leave and wait outside. As I am leaving the girls and the dudes girl are all looking at me, but not completely in a "your weird" way almost neutral, I didnt get the sense of disgust, even when this was going on the dudes girl looks embarrassed that her BF was doing this.

I wait outside and finally the girl brings me my pizzas, I ask her if they have security cameras at the restaurant because that guy assaulted me by forcefully taking my phone away, and that even if I was taking pictures, that it's not illegal to do so, it was a public place of business. She looks worred and tells me she cant release footage to customers, so I say "ok but when i call police and they come down here you will provide for them, correct? Because I was assaulted." Again she repeats she cant release the footage to me, but hesitantly agrees with me that to police she can.

I leave and prob wont call police but still fuck

I woulda gotten more/better pics but obv was interrupted. And no its NOT illegal to take pictures of people in public areas, unless the private business specifically says "no photography in this establishment"

Guy was a recessed skinny lanklet, NGL I am jealous of his girl tho, why cant i get girls like that, instead I am a loser posting here


Since ppl will ask he was 6'2''


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Wtf bro
 
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Imagine not being strapped in America

fucking gat that nigger you’d be doing the gene pool a favor
 
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Reason #147 to not go out in public with women.
 
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Very autistic -sincerely, someone diagnosed with autism
 
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Flat ass :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
When you say lmao too much girls with no ass 26678533
 
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I know you wouldn't have dared to creep on his girlfriend if he looked like this!
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