Stretched my GF out for first time, now I'm screwed

[OOGABOOGA]

lol Thats too funny. this thread made me cringe big time. But I'm thinking that dildo is atleastttt 6 inch around by the looks of it

Easily, looks huge. Op made it sound like it’s too big. Also gotta keep in mind there’s a difference in thickness between what a girl can squeeze into herself and what she can actually take pounding her for 30 minutes

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Funnies thread I've read this month

 

[stewiegriffin]

Easily, looks huge. Op made it sound like it’s too big. Also gotta keep in mind there’s a difference in thickness between what a girl can squeeze into herself and what she can actually take pounding her for 30 minutes

true true. what extender do u plan on getting. Coffee recommends the penimaster pro but he's never had one himself so I just want other opinions too

 

[OOGABOOGA]

true true. what extender do u plan on getting. Coffee recommends the penimaster pro but he's never had one himself so I just want other opinions too

Not worrying about it rn. Don’t have the privacy or energy to get those hours in, nor the eq to gain optimally(maybe idk)

maybe once my parents start leaving for work again I’ll get into it

 

[stewiegriffin]

Not worrying about it rn. Don’t have the privacy or energy to get those hours in, nor the eq to gain optimally(maybe idk)

maybe once my parents start leaving for work again I’ll get into it

makes sense. the EQ part atleast. but you can literally wear penimaster pro under your shorts easily hidden. playlist.m3u8

 

[OOGABOOGA]

makes sense. the EQ part atleast. but you can literally wear penimaster pro under your shorts easily hidden. playlist.m3u8

Jfl why did I click that link while I’m at the gym

But nah I had a rod extender in the past and under the shorts is not an option at all

I also used a vacuum ads with the leg strap for a bit. Could never get it to stay on with decent tension. It was a $25 ebay ads but still

also used a compression hanger for a bit thinking that with my limited privacy I could use more weight for less time and get same results but it just ended up making my dick weird and tingly from lack of circulation

 

[stewiegriffin]

Jfl why did I click that link while I’m at the gym

But nah I had a rod extender in the past and under the shorts is not an option at all

im gonna do it around my home atleast since most my shirts are pretty baggy anyway its like backup coverage

 

[OOGABOOGA]

im gonna do it around my home atleast since most my shirts are pretty baggy anyway its like backup coverage

Well you got your own place, no? Also peep edits above

 

[stewiegriffin]

Well you got your own place, no? Also peep edits above

ya im not gonna go cheap with devices I don't wanna fuck my dick up. penimaster looks safe to me. hope results are solid.

no I live with 2 parents and 3 siblings I'm fresh outta college

 

[OOGABOOGA]

ya im not gonna go cheap with devices I don't wanna fuck my dick up. penimaster looks safe to me. hope results are solid.

no I live with 2 parents and 3 siblings I'm fresh outta college

Jfl good look with the privacy. If I’m going commando in shorts(which is basically required to wear a rod extender) my dick is already visible. How tf is a pair of 7 inch metal plastic rods forming a ~2 inch diameter cylinder supposed to go unnoticed? By all means try it and let me know but I was very disappointed with the rod extender I got, and only after I had purchased it did I realize the money back guarantee basically required that you log hundreds of hours of use. I couldn’t even get it on comfortably much less get the hours in without privacy

 

[BrendioEEE]

I am pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once with her PT.

 

[stewiegriffin]

Jfl good look with the privacy. If I’m going commando in shorts(which is basically required to wear a rod extender) my dick is already visible. How tf is a pair of 7 inch metal plastic rods forming a ~2 inch diameter cylinder supposed to go unnoticed? By all means try it and let me know but I was very disappointed with the rod extender I got, and only after I had purchased it did I realize the money back guarantee basically required that you log hundreds of hours of use. I couldn’t even get it on comfortably much less get the hours in without privacy

if thats the case ill only wear it in my room. ill wake up at 6am put it on try and go back to sleep for like 4 hours or so. then take it off for the day and wear it again for a few hours before bed. not gonna go crazy

 

[OOGABOOGA]

if thats the case ill only wear it in my room. ill wake up at 6am put it on try and go back to sleep for like 4 hours or so. then take it off for the day and wear it again for a few hours before bed. not gonna go crazy

You should sleep while spooning your girl and ram your flaccid penis into her butthole and tell her to clench so she holds it stretched out for the night

 

[BrendioEEE]

You know what? I think i'm done.

 

[stewiegriffin]

You should sleep while spooning your girl and ram your flaccid penis into her butthole and tell her to clench so she holds it stretched out for the night

JFL if only she wasn't a workcel and I never sleep with her ever anymore.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

JFL if only she wasn't a workcel and I never sleep with her ever anymore.

Ask one of your siblings??

 

[Chinacurry]

whats the girth of the dildo you stabbed ur girlfriend with

Not too sure, but it could well be 5 inches +. Like I say it's not that it's super long, I'd say many BBC pornstars are longer, but it is v thick, and I think that's what she enjoys the most cos it breaks her inside

 

[stewiegriffin]

Not too sure, but it could well be 5 inches +. Like I say it's not that it's super long, I'd say many BBC pornstars are longer, but it is v thick, and I think that's what she enjoys the most cos it breaks her inside

send link to where you bought it, it should say dimensions

 

[stewiegriffin]

Ask one of your siblings??

think u got me mistaken with @CupOfCoffee and his biological mom

 

[OOGABOOGA]

think u got me mistaken with @CupOfCoffee and his biological mom

Caged bro you got me

 

[stewiegriffin]

Caged bro you got me

hahaha. also most random question but who tf is your avi

 

[Rich/Jewish_Gooner$]

hahaha. also most random question but who tf is your avi

its my selfie..

 

[OOGABOOGA]

hahaha. also most random question but who tf is your avi

It’s me bro

 

[stewiegriffin]

It’s me bro

lol srs is it just a random guy?

 

[OOGABOOGA]

lol srs is it just a random guy?

Someone linked it here. It was a Reddit post of a guy celebrating having finally taken the leap to just shave it off bro. I thought it was funny so I made it my avi and it stuck. Probably been months now and I did it as a joke

Yeah 10 weeks I just checked

 

[volcelfatcel]

@OOGABOOGA dickpill rent free in ur head. Every dickpill thread you get it to 2+ pages

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@OOGABOOGA dickpill rent free in ur head. Every dickpill thread you get it to 2+ pages

Hahahaha fuck you man I’m obsessed with dick

 

[Deleted member 10987]

I HAVE NEVER HARD SUCH A LAUGH SO INTENSE IN MY LIFE
OP YOU ABUSED DOG THANK YOU PLS

 

[Deleted member 12344]

Some of you may know I'm an ethnic with a Noodlewhore GF, she has had multiples more sexual partners than me, and has been honest with me that I am not as high value as her other guys, but she is into me for my personality, and I am pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once with her PT.

I know cos she's had monster cocks in the past so I bought her a huge BBC dildo as a gift and used it for first time. I deliberately didn't get the African size one, instead got the American size one, cos at least it's not heaps longer than me ( I am just over 6' BPL on my best days or when I wake up, this was just under 8 inches), but it is a lot fatter.

Problem is when I put it in, it felt totally different to when I fuck her, like I could feel I had to smash through so much shit inside her and it felt insanely tight, and she was yelping in pain and shit. For context it's probably similar size and colour as Jax Slayher or Rob Piper.

She told me she didn't like it anywhere near as much as me but I know she's only saying it to be nice to me cos she likes me, but now I feel even worse, like I'm a fucking charity case, and I basically shot myself in the foot.

Have any bhais here had similar experience, with very experienced girl, and if so what happened? Did the gf dump you, or was it just never the same after that?

Btw am not gonna bother jelqing or PE or any of those copes

Chinacurry

 

[Deleted member 12344]

I HAVE NEVER HARD SUCH A LAUGH SO INTENSE IN MY LIFE
OP YOU ABUSED DOG THANK YOU PLS

Look who liked post

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Look who liked post
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Like peotry

 

[Rich/Jewish_Gooner$]

I HAVE NEVER HARD SUCH A LAUGH SO INTENSE IN MY LIFE
OP YOU ABUSED DOG THANK YOU PLS

Look who liked post
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lol incels laughing

at least hes not a virgin

 

[Deleted member 12344]

lol incels laughing

at least hes not a virgin

Just be a cuck bro

 

[Deleted member 10987]

lol incels laughing

at least hes not a virgin

 

[Chinacurry]

Chinacurry

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[Deleted member 12344]

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Good name bro

 

[.👽.]

Nigga what ???? None of these jobs are above a fckin banker. I would laugh at idiots calling drug dealers high value jfl, junkies even worse. Can’t even provide the proper way. A banker is a fckin good job. How can you not be proud of That ???

srs this nigga is a bank exec and still cries

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

State of the modern man, smfh.

If this ain’t larp, then dispose that shit right fucking now, man, for your self-steem and for the sake of your relationship (if your still have interest on this woman… she cheated on you once, she’ll do it again). Sell or whatever, jfl. This is dangerously reaching cuck levels, next time you’ll be looking for a bull to fuck your GF while you watch.

Beastiality

 

[Chinacurry]

srs this nigga is a bank exec and still cries

It's not all it's cracked up to be bhai, a waiter or a guy sleeping under a bridge still has more SMV than me, I just have good copes...

 

[Chinacurry]

Good name bro

Thanks bhai

 

[Chinacurry]

Easily, looks huge. Op made it sound like it’s too big. Also gotta keep in mind there’s a difference in thickness between what a girl can squeeze into herself and what she can actually take pounding her for 30 minutes

Yeah so it's 5.5 inches at the fattest part, which is crazy if u think about it cos my wrist is only a touch under 7 inches.

Seriously boyos if u don't have a pornstar dick no girl will ever be into u, so kys or go MGTOW, don't get suckered into being a cuck

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Yeah so it's 5.5 inches at the fattest part, which is crazy if u think about it cos my wrist is only a touch under 7 inches.

Seriously boyos if u don't have a pornstar dick no girl will ever be into u, so kys or go MGTOW, don't get suckered into being a cuck

I’m confused mate. You’re saying the dildo is 5.5 at the thickest? So am I, and the dildo looks thicker.

 

[volcelfatcel]

I’m confused mate. You’re saying the dildo is 5.5 at the thickest? So am I, and the dildo looks thicker.

rent free still, dick and dildo analysis by Dr. Oogabooga

 

[Chinacurry]

I’m confused mate. You’re saying the dildo is 5.5 at the thickest? So am I, and the dildo looks thicker.

Yeah well I could be wrong, I calculated by comparing to my watch bracelet.

Btw if u are 5.5 then u must have a pornstar dick, but not a monster dick.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Yeah well I could be wrong, I calculated by comparing to my watch bracelet.

Btw if u are 5.5 then u must have a pornstar dick, but not a monster dick.

Yes I do, I’d say that description is accurate. Measure it Fr tho, I’m curious. Looks huge in the pic and with how you described your gfs difficulty taking it. Hard to believe it’s 5.5.

Spoiler: Nsfws me

 

[Deleted member 12216]

How did you even got her? Like if she is interested in your personality, she would have to know you before right?!

 

[Chinacurry]

Yes I do, I’d say that description is accurate. Measure it Fr tho, I’m curious. Looks huge in the pic and with how you described your gfs difficulty taking it. Hard to believe it’s 5.5.

Spoiler: Nsfws me

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Yeah Ur dick looks pretty good, my GF would like it for sure. I think mine is prob same length (except mine is curved) as yours, but yours is fatter.

The BBC dildo I am pretty sure was fatter than yours even, and yeah it wasn't so much gf had trouble taking it, just took a bit longer to get in, and then inside her I could feel it was smashing loads of stuff out of the way

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Yeah Ur dick looks pretty good, my GF would like it for sure. I think mine is prob same length (except mine is curved) as yours, but yours is fatter.

The BBC dildo I am pretty sure was fatter than yours even, and yeah it wasn't so much gf had trouble taking it, just took a bit longer to get in, and then inside her I could feel it was smashing loads of stuff out of the way

I’m 7.4 bone pressed but only mid 6s nbp, how bout you? And measure the damn thing properly, for the boys. If you don’t have the right kind of measuring tape take a string, wrap it around, then hold the length over a ruler.

 

[Chinacurry]

How did you even got her? Like if she is interested in your personality, she would have to know you before right?!

Met on tinder, and spoke for like 2 weeks before meeting, and yeah she fell in love straight away

 

[Chinacurry]

I’m 7.4 bone pressed but only mid 6s nbp, how bout you? And measure the damn thing properly, for the boys. If you don’t have the right kind of measuring tape take a string, wrap it around, then hold the length over a ruler.

Damn then u mog me to hell, I'm only 16.5cm bone pressed in the morning (but I'm not white).

Yeah I will measure it when I go to my gf house next time