Stretched my GF out for first time, now I'm screwed

nice larp
 
OOGABOOGA said:
Yes I do, I’d say that description is accurate. Measure it Fr tho, I’m curious. Looks huge in the pic and with how you described your gfs difficulty taking it. Hard to believe it’s 5.5.
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to hell with this shit
@her @Gargantuan @Kingkellz @Alexanderr either unban jimson or ban everyone posting their dick

and move this thread why tf people talking about their dick is in Moneymaking & Success section
 
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Edgar said:
Do you work at a fucking gas station? How is junkie an occupation you God damn cuck
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No Bhai I am a banker, worked in many cities, currently in HK.

Re jobs u prob don't know much, but for looking to hook up with a guy girls find shit like PT, drug dealer, junkie much more appealing than even hedge fund manager, mainly cos of th vibe those people have.
 
Chinacurry said:
No Bhai I am a banker, worked in many cities, currently in HK.

Re jobs u prob don't know much, but for looking to hook up with a guy girls find shit like PT, drug dealer, junkie much more appealing than even hedge fund manager, mainly cos of th vibe those people have.
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Junkie is not a job
 
Other ones yeah sure
 
to_stop_da_cope said:
to hell with this shit
@her @Gargantuan @Kingkellz @Alexanderr either unban jimson or ban everyone posting their dick

and move this thread why tf people talking about their dick is in Moneymaking & Success section
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I nsfw tagged it. Cry me a river
 
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People who have sex should kill themselves
 
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OOGABOOGA said:
I nsfw tagged it. Cry me a river
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Nick Young Reaction GIF

most of users here are children weirdo
besides gay content is gay content tagged or not
 
to_stop_da_cope said:
Nick Young Reaction GIF

most of users here are children weirdo
besides gay content is gay content tagged or not
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A dick isn’t gay tho it’s a dick. And the users aren’t children they are teens at the youngest who all watch porn
 
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Edgar said:
Junkie is not a job
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Yes not a job (but PT and drug dealer are) so what I meant was foids find junkie's attractive, and more of a halo than a 'job' can give you.

My gf is very attractive yet went out of her way to seduce a junkie in the past
 
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Caging at the amount of retards thinking he’s serious
 
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Chinacurry said:
Met on tinder, and spoke for like 2 weeks before meeting, and yeah she fell in love straight away
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Thats the kind of girl that will leave you out of the blue eventually
 
I hope this is a joke
 
Chinacurry said:
Some of you may know I'm an ethnic with a Noodlewhore GF, she has had multiples more sexual partners than me, and has been honest with me that I am not as high value as her other guys, but she is into me for my personality, and I am pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once with her PT.

I know cos she's had monster cocks in the past so I bought her a huge BBC dildo as a gift and used it for first time. I deliberately didn't get the African size one, instead got the American size one, cos at least it's not heaps longer than me ( I am just over 6' BPL on my best days or when I wake up, this was just under 8 inches), but it is a lot fatter.

Problem is when I put it in, it felt totally different to when I fuck her, like I could feel I had to smash through so much shit inside her and it felt insanely tight, and she was yelping in pain and shit. For context it's probably similar size and colour as Jax Slayher or Rob Piper.

She told me she didn't like it anywhere near as much as me but I know she's only saying it to be nice to me cos she likes me, but now I feel even worse, like I'm a fucking charity case, and I basically shot myself in the foot.

Have any bhais here had similar experience, with very experienced girl, and if so what happened? Did the gf dump you, or was it just never the same after that?

Btw am not gonna bother jelqing or PE or any of those copes
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Why would you want a non virgin gf?
 
weallburninhell said:
Why would you want a non virgin gf?
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Well I always thought a virgin gf would be boring as hell and not great in bed, espec as in my experience MOST girls are average or worse in bed.

You obviously think differently so I'm guessing u only date virgins, do u find it pretty good sexually?
 
Chinacurry said:
Well I always thought a virgin gf would be boring as hell and not great in bed, espec as in my experience MOST girls are average or worse in bed.

You obviously think differently so I'm guessing u only date virgins, do u find it pretty good sexually?
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Tight pussy feels so good, you don't experience that? I never said i only date virgin. "I said i only gf virgin" how low ur reading comprehension? You can't fuck girls unless she's ur gf? Dating means commitment, so every girl you date supposed to be ur gf, for you?
 
over. time to get the 12.5 inch hung strapon and go to town on her
 
weallburninhell said:
Tight pussy feels so good, you don't experience that? I never said i only date virgin. "I said i only gf virgin" how low ur reading comprehension? You can't fuck girls unless she's ur gf? Dating means commitment, so every girl you date supposed to be ur gf, for you?
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Based bhai
 
Chinacurry said:
No Bhai I am a banker, worked in many cities, currently in HK.

Re jobs u prob don't know much, but for looking to hook up with a guy girls find shit like PT, drug dealer, junkie much more appealing than even hedge fund manager, mainly cos of th vibe those people have.
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How much do you make per year bhai
are you still with her
 
ballskin said:
How much do you make per year bhai
are you still with her
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no longer together, but not going to say what I make, just give a range of $300k-$500k usd
 
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Beyond over for you
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Maybe, maybe it just about lowering standards??

I have spent the weekend in NYC, and I can tell u ANYONE can get a girl here, it's the most subhuman place I ever seen after Bombay
 
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Octillionaire3 said:
Legit. Where I live in NYC (Brooklyn) people are so subhuman. In Manhattan they’re better looking
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Damn Bhai you are NYC cel?? I went to Brooklyn today, was in Manhattan Friday and Saturday.

Got some tales man, weirs city this is, can't believe this is my first time here for like 10 years, there was a period back in 2010-2012 I'd come here like 3 times a year lol
 
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Chinacurry said:
Maybe, maybe it just about lowering standards??

I have spent the weekend in NYC, and I can tell u ANYONE can get a girl here, it's the most subhuman place I ever seen after Bombay
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I told you this before lol but you just didnt believe in me lol
 
If this isn’t a larp I’m gonna cry
 
danielwu said:
I told you this before lol but you just didnt believe in me lol
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Yeah, idea was this Grant Cardone shit, conquer one fear, conquer them all.

Problem is raised more questions than it answered lol.

Like if I'm bottom 2% here that's REALLY REALLY bad.

Not talking just on the tube, clubs, bars, restaurant, even went to about 10 different gyms to Mack on th PTs and shit Bhai.
 
Chinacurry said:
Yeah, idea was this Grant Cardone shit, conquer one fear, conquer them all.

Problem is raised more questions than it answered lol.

Like if I'm bottom 2% here that's REALLY REALLY bad.

Not talking just on the tube, clubs, bars, restaurant, even went to about 10 different gyms to Mack on th PTs and shit Bhai.
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So did you fix your problem with nyc now you see it with your own eyes?
 
danielwu said:
So did you fix your problem with nyc now you see it with your own eyes?
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No, maybe made it worse idk, bottom 2% here basically is like bottom 1% anywhere else.

Maybe I went to wrong area/ bars, but today left Manhattan and went to Brooklyn and same shit
 
Chinacurry said:
No, maybe made it worse idk, bottom 2% here basically is like bottom 1% anywhere else.

Maybe I went to wrong area/ bars, but today left Manhattan and went to Brooklyn and same shit
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Who said you are bottom 2% ???
 
Chinacurry said:
no longer together, but not going to say what I make, just give a range of $300k-$500k usd
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No way you've made it high enough in corporate to make $300k+ a year and still think a fucking junkie or personal trainer has more prestige. :ROFLMAO:
 
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ItsOVERBuddyBoyos said:
No way you've made it high enough in corporate to make $300k+ a year and still think a fucking junkie or personal trainer has more prestige. :ROFLMAO:
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how is that related ?
sure they're not better LTR material than me, but for ONS foids prefer that
 
Chinacurry said:
how is that related ?
sure they're not better LTR material than me, but for ONS foids prefer that
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The strategy you should be using is.

String them along with a ltr promises and she will give up the box to try to get your commitment.

Enjoy free pussy and when she becomes annoying in any way or starts to demand a public display of your relationship or something. You uust drop her and leave.

Rinse and repeat.
 
ItsOVERBuddyBoyos said:
The strategy you should be using is.

String them along with a ltr promises and she will give up the box to try to get your commitment.

Enjoy free pussy and when she becomes annoying in any way or starts to demand a public display of your relationship or something. You uust drop her and leave.

Rinse and repeat.
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but then I am.accepting I am inferior to the drug dealers, PTs, etc.,
 
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