That one time when I met a thugmaxxed dude

[Michael Myers]

Sometime ago, this thugmaxxed 6'5" black guy and his two friends (who were also black) were intimidating/harassing a MENA delivery guy near my house who wanted a package that wasn't theirs. I was standing nearby and observing. When the delivery guy left, the thugmaxxed guy looks at me and smiles at me and I nod at him.

I don't really what happened afterwards but a few weeks later, I went downtown and I visited a McDonald's. There was this guy who was intimidating everyone in the restaurant, threatening the workers and just overall being very demanding.He finally got his food and he went outside.

I went out after him when I had gotten my coffee, and that's when I recognized the guy: he was the same thugmaxxed guy from weeks before, JFL. He recognized me and smiled at me and we had a little chat.

Gotta say, I felt kind of special that a thugmaxxed dude who was being scary to everyone was being completely friendly to me. Based guy.

 

[Autismcel]

Cuz you probably have a high trust face.. FAKECEL!!!

 

[Michael Myers]

Tagging black bhais: @FaceandBBC @sportsmogger @Ricky212 @Kamui @wishIwasSalludon.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

dnrd

 

[Michael Myers]

dnrd

You're the delivery guy aren't you?

 

[sub5c3l]

Sometime ago, this thugmaxxed 6'5" black guy and his two friends (who were also black) were intimidating/harassing a MENA delivery guy near my house who wanted a package that wasn't theirs. I was standing nearby and observing. When the delivery guy left, the thugmaxxed guy looks at me and smiles at me and I nod at him.

I don't really what happened afterwards but a few weeks later, I went downtown and I visited a McDonald's. There was this guy who was intimidating everyone in the restaurant, threatening the workers and just overall being very demanding.He finally got his food and he went outside.

I went out after him when I had gotten my coffee, and that's when I recognized the guy: he was the same thugmaxxed guy from weeks before, JFL. He recognized me and smiled at me and we had a little chat.

Gotta say, I felt kind of special that a thugmaxxed dude who was being scary to everyone was being completely friendly to me. Based guy.

it was me btw, I'm actually black

 

[Michael Myers]

it was me btw, I'm actually black

Thanks for being nice to me. Did you know I was depressed at the time? And you picked up on it? Personalitychad detected.

 

[sub5c3l]

Thanks for being nice to me. Did you know I was depressed at the time? And you picked up on it? Personalitychad detected.

welcome bhai!

 

[sportsmogger]

Easy to be intimidating when you're 6'5 black guy

 

[Michael Myers]

Easy to be intimidating when you're 6'5 black guy

Good point, but he was also thugmaxxed. He would've fit right into a ghetto on the west coast. There are a lot of black people here but none of them act like that here.

 

[sportsmogger]

Good point, but he was also thugmaxxed. He would've fit right into a ghetto on the west coast. There are a lot of black people here but none of them act like that here.

True confidence comes from big dick, thats probably why he's confident and thugmaxxed

 

[FaceandBBC]

I seen many thugmaxxers in Amsterdam and Rotterdam (blacks, whites, arabs). Compared to American thugmaxxers, they weren't intimidating at all to me. If one of them tried to do something to me, I would just break down laughing.

 

[Michael Myers]

True confidence comes from big dick, thats probably why he's confident and thugmaxxed

Wouldn't be surprised at all. It's big dick energy to be nice to a brown framecel truecel like me.

 

[sportsmogger]

Wouldn't be surprised at all. It's big dick energy to be nice to a brown framecel truecel like me.

Meanwhile: 7x5.5

Stfu bro

 

[sub5c3l]

Wouldn't be surprised at all. It's big dick energy to be nice to a brown framecel truecel like me.

you dont look brown one bit

 

[Michael Myers]

I seen many thugmaxxers in Amsterdam and Rotterdam (blacks, whites, arabs). Compared to American thugmaxxers, they weren't intimidating at all. If one of them tried to do something to me, I would just break down laughing.

You're 100% right, I don't consider them to be thugmaxxers. You got dudes here in the Netherlands pretending that we have ghettos here, always makes me cage. My go-to response was always "Dude, at 6 pm your mom calls you home for dinner, that doesn't happen in ghettos." But this guy in my story was on a different level, like he came from a west coast ghetto.

 

[Michael Myers]

Meanwhile: 7x5.5

Stfu bro

5.5 at my thinnest.

 

[Michael Myers]

you dont look brown one bit

What? You've not seen me.

 

[sportsmogger]

5.5 at my thinnest.

Bro I'm 5 at my thickest.

 

[sub5c3l]

What? You've not seen me.

I've seen your lips and chin , doesn't look brown

 

[sub5c3l]

5.5 at my thinnest.

my girth goes to 4.3 sometimes

 

[Clavicular]

Sometime ago, this thugmaxxed 6'5" black guy and his two friends (who were also black) were intimidating/harassing a MENA delivery guy near my house who wanted a package that wasn't theirs. I was standing nearby and observing. When the delivery guy left, the thugmaxxed guy looks at me and smiles at me and I nod at him.

I don't really what happened afterwards but a few weeks later, I went downtown and I visited a McDonald's. There was this guy who was intimidating everyone in the restaurant, threatening the workers and just overall being very demanding.He finally got his food and he went outside.

I went out after him when I had gotten my coffee, and that's when I recognized the guy: he was the same thugmaxxed guy from weeks before, JFL. He recognized me and smiled at me and we had a little chat.

Gotta say, I felt kind of special that a thugmaxxed dude who was being scary to everyone was being completely friendly to me. Based guy.

he was scared of a real one

 

[Michael Myers]

Bro I'm 5 at my thickest.

Yeah, but you're 8 x 5 so you will look huge. When I look in the mirror it's like I got a small sausage. It's weird.

 

[Michael Myers]

I've seen your lips and chin , doesn't look brown

I am brown, like medium-brown.

 

[Michael Myers]

my girth goes to 4.3 sometimes

Both you and @sportsmogger have ideal girth, good for sex. After 5.5 you get diminishing returns. Even guys with supposed 7 will tell you they wish they were 5 instead.

 

[sub5c3l]

Both you and @sportsmogger have ideal girth, good for sex. After 5.5 you get diminishing returns. Even guys with supposed 7 will tell you they wish they were 5 instead.

my dick kinda looks like a long ass pencil

 

[Zonar]

Mogs me tbh.

 

[dopaminebeyondfried]

Sounds like an IOI

 

[seethe]

I’d sucker punch him as hard as I can and run away

 

[Michael Myers]

my dick kinda looks like a long ass pencil

What's your length? I would switch with you two for girth. I think 8 is too much length (no offense, @sportsmogger).

 

[Michael Myers]

Mogs me tbh.

The only way I could mog. Because facially I'm too ugly.

 

[Michael Myers]

Sounds like an IOI

Indeed, your dopamine receptors are beyond fried.

 

[sub5c3l]

What's your length? I would switch with you two for girth. I think 8 is too much length (no offense, @sportsmogger).

6.4 bpl , 5.7 nblp

 

[Michael Myers]

I’d sucker punch him as hard as I can and run away

"Just punch scary dudes who are nice to you, bhai!"

 

[Michael Myers]

6.4 bpl , 5.7 nblp

I am also 5.7" nbp. Dick twins.

 

[FaceandBBC]

6.4 bpl , 5.7 nblp

Fellow chode

 

[sub5c3l]

I am also 5.7" nbp. Dick twins.

atleast you aren't a dicklet like me , my girth normally is like 4.6 which looks kinda thin

 

[sportsmogger]

What's your length? I would switch with you two for girth. I think 8 is too much length (no offense, @sportsmogger).

Over

 

[seethe]

"Just punch scary dudes who are nice to you, bhai!"

he’d do that to you on whim too, might as well pull the uno reverse card

 

[sub5c3l]

Fellow chode

I'm greycel what does that mean

 

[FaceandBBC]

I'm greycel what does that mean

 

[Michael Myers]

Fellow chode

He's 5.7" nbp, 6.4" bp with 4.3"/4.6" girth, so that's not really a chode, bhai.

 

[Michael Myers]

atleast you aren't a dicklet like me , my girth normally is like 4.6 which looks kinda thin

You're not a dicklet, your length is above average and your girth is slightly below average or exactly average (4.3" is below, 4.6" is average). Unironically, you have a good size if you like having sex often.

 

[sub5c3l]

He's 5.7" nbp, 6.4" bp with 4.3"/4.6" girth, so that's not really a chode, bhai.

I've been starving myself and jerk off daily once in the shower so my girth might've beem reduced

 

[FaceandBBC]

He's 5.7" nbp, 6.4" bp with 4.3"/4.6" girth, so that's not really a chode, bhai.

I read his comment as 6.4x5.7 Im so low IQ.

 

[Michael Myers]

Over

You can still work some magic with your wand. Ever reached the anterior fornix bhai? Or are you a virgin like me?

 

[sub5c3l]

You're not a dicklet, your length is above average and your girth is slightly below average or exactly average (4.3" is below, 4.6" is average). Unironically, you have a good size if you like having sex often.

it's like top 20 percentile overall on calcsd

 

[Michael Myers]

he’d do that to you on whim too, might as well pull the uno reverse card

He would do it if he wanted to but he didn't want to because he's a personalitychad, like you bhai.

 

[sportsmogger]

You can still work some magic with your wand. Ever reached the anterior fornix bhai? Or are you a virgin like me?

Never had sex, I don't actively seek out sex too so idk

 

[Michael Myers]

I've been starving myself and jerk off daily once in the shower so my girth might've beem reduced

Depends. When I don't jerk off, my EQ becomes worse. When I jerk off, my EQ is on point. Others have the same thing as me, others don't. So it depends.