The Complete Guide to Dark Triad

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Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism





  • Mirror = best friend
  • “Sorry” = foreign word
  • Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”







2. Machiavellianism





  • Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
  • Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
  • Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss







3. Psychopathy





  • Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
  • Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
  • Emotional detachment speedrun any%







4. Starter pack essentials





  • Black turtleneck 🖤
  • Unread philosophy book
  • Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
  • Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”







5. Pro tips





  • Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
  • When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
  • Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.







6. Final boss move





  • Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
  • When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”
 
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This might be the worst thing I've ever read
 
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DARKTRIAD RIRA o9a 764 6996 HAIL HITLER TFOA NIGGER NPM NLM +rape
 
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kys
 
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was hoping for cinema 💔
 
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Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism





  • Mirror = best friend
  • “Sorry” = foreign word
  • Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”







2. Machiavellianism





  • Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
  • Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
  • Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss







3. Psychopathy





  • Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
  • Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
  • Emotional detachment speedrun any%







4. Starter pack essentials





  • Black turtleneck 🖤
  • Unread philosophy book
  • Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
  • Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”







5. Pro tips





  • Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
  • When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
  • Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.







6. Final boss move





  • Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
  • When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”
Heavy on the black turtleneck
 
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"Hey chatGPT, based on all my retarded previous responses generate a looksmax.org thread about how to become a dark triad"
 
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Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism





  • Mirror = best friend
  • “Sorry” = foreign word
  • Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”







2. Machiavellianism





  • Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
  • Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
  • Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss







3. Psychopathy





  • Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
  • Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
  • Emotional detachment speedrun any%







4. Starter pack essentials





  • Black turtleneck 🖤
  • Unread philosophy book
  • Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
  • Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”







5. Pro tips





  • Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
  • When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
  • Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.







6. Final boss move





  • Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
  • When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”
cornball
 
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there's actually no way we're deadass :feelskek:

@Bugmaxxed
 
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Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism





  • Mirror = best friend
  • “Sorry” = foreign word
  • Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”







2. Machiavellianism





  • Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
  • Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
  • Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss







3. Psychopathy





  • Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
  • Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
  • Emotional detachment speedrun any%







4. Starter pack essentials





  • Black turtleneck 🖤
  • Unread philosophy book
  • Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
  • Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”







5. Pro tips





  • Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
  • When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
  • Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.







6. Final boss move





  • Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
  • When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”
goyslop
 
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tough
 
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Forgot to say watch a lot of gore
 
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Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism





  • Mirror = best friend
  • “Sorry” = foreign word
  • Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”







2. Machiavellianism





  • Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
  • Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
  • Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss







3. Psychopathy





  • Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
  • Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
  • Emotional detachment speedrun any%







4. Starter pack essentials





  • Black turtleneck 🖤
  • Unread philosophy book
  • Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
  • Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”







5. Pro tips





  • Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
  • When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
  • Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.







6. Final boss move





  • Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
  • When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”
discord mod
 
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  • Black turtleneck 🖤
  • Unread philosophy book
  • Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
  • Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”
  • Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
  • When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
  • Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.
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IP ADDRESS: Mumbai
 
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Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism





  • Mirror = best friend
  • “Sorry” = foreign word
  • Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”







2. Machiavellianism





  • Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
  • Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
  • Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss







3. Psychopathy





  • Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
  • Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
  • Emotional detachment speedrun any%







4. Starter pack essentials





  • Black turtleneck 🖤
  • Unread philosophy book
  • Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
  • Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”







5. Pro tips





  • Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
  • When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
  • Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.







6. Final boss move





  • Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
  • When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”
Woooooow, omw to darktriadmaxx brutal darktriadpill hahaha brutal brutal so over for lighttrjad hahaha
 
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Woooooow, omw to darktriadmaxx brutal darktriadpill hahaha brutal brutal so over for lighttrjad hahaha
Blud officially lost it
 
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