The Complete Guide to Dark Triad

[Accutane.and.ldar]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

 

[ihatefoids87]

This might be the worst thing I've ever read

 

[tokaeyyer]

DARKTRIAD RIRA o9a 764 6996 HAIL HITLER TFOA NIGGER NPM NLM +rape

 

[tokaeyyer]

kys

 

[klazzyy123]

was hoping for cinema

 

[Insomnia]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

Heavy on the black turtleneck

 

[Aromasin]

"Hey chatGPT, based on all my retarded previous responses generate a looksmax.org thread about how to become a dark triad"

 

[Deleted member 194960]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

cornball

 

[klazzyy123]

cornball

its ironic

 

[vevcred]

there's actually no way we're deadass

@Bugmaxxed

 

[klazzyy123]

"Hey chatGPT, based on all my retarded previous responses generate a looksmax.org thread about how to become a dark triad"

 

[Deleted member 194960]

its ironic

satire

 

[jxcob.79]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

goyslop

 

[Rapelord]

tough

 

[Deleted member 210152]

Forgot to say watch a lot of gore

 

[Malwariam]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

discord mod

 

[repulse]

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”
• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

 

[valentine]

 

[widdi]

IP ADDRESS: Mumbai

 

[2vi]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

Woooooow, omw to darktriadmaxx brutal darktriadpill hahaha brutal brutal so over for lighttrjad hahaha

 

[Accutane.and.ldar]

Woooooow, omw to darktriadmaxx brutal darktriadpill hahaha brutal brutal so over for lighttrjad hahaha

Blud officially lost it

 

[2vi]

Blud officially lost it

You woukdnt get it. Im too narcy and dark triad

 

[cantmogforshit]

was hoping for cinema

Wdym this is cinema

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Ok

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Seems Legit

 

[cynicism32]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

Thanks bro I pulled a goth girl

 

[kramog]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

eye rape

 

[Francisco_Bs]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

Noooooo, dark traid = bonemass, dark hair, blue eyes, Zeta

 

[EternalGreydom]

Written by a true dark triad (me)


1. Narcissism

• Mirror = best friend
• “Sorry” = foreign word
• Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”

2. Machiavellianism

• Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
• Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
• Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

3. Psychopathy

• Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
• Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
• Emotional detachment speedrun any%

4. Starter pack essentials

• Black turtleneck
• Unread philosophy book
• Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
• Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”

5. Pro tips

• Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
• When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
• Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.

6. Final boss move

• Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
• When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”

Ruined my whole year

 

[BlondJaw]

heh...what would you know about a dark triad blud like me