
Terrortheplug
fallen angel
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Written by a true dark triad (me)
1. Narcissism
2. Machiavellianism
3. Psychopathy
4. Starter pack essentials
5. Pro tips
6. Final boss move
1. Narcissism
- Mirror = best friend
- “Sorry” = foreign word
- Main personality trait = posting gym selfies with captions about “the grind”
2. Machiavellianism
- Life is chess, everyone else is a pawn
- Always 3 steps ahead (but still somehow broke)
- Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
3. Psychopathy
- Lack of empathy? More like “main character energy”
- Favorite hobby: making eye contact while unplugging someone’s phone charger
- Emotional detachment speedrun any%
4. Starter pack essentials
- Black turtleneck
- Unread philosophy book
- Protein shaker cup full of cold brew
- Spotify playlist called “Villain Arc”
5. Pro tips
- Never admit fault — just say “sounds like a you problem.”
- When someone says “that hurt my feelings,” respond with “good.”
- Smile in pictures like you know a secret nobody else does.
6. Final boss move
- Pretend you’re mysterious by sitting in the corner at parties.
- When asked what you’re thinking, say: “you wouldn’t understand.”