The FULL Rise and Fall of Portuguesecel [entire SAGA of this MF]

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December 17th, 2020: a user by the name of Portuguesecel joins the ranks of .me. For a while, he is an average user, not becoming super popular or doing anything novel.
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Shit thread didn’t read

By around March he and fellow looksmaxxer Londonvillie
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Sorry. I just really don't like villie.
would increase in popularity due to portuguesecel being a chad
@Introvertednarc made a page that ended up getting 5 pages of responses, and thus everyone was clamoring to see this man's face.


Portuguesecel would then become one of the most famous users, with many of them making threads about him and how good looking he is. To humblebrag further, Portuguesecel constantly denied his good looks, saying people were "gAsLiGhTiNg" him.
Sigh....
Stop gaslighting me
Why are u lying to FastBANANACEO NOW ? stop gaslighting you’ve seen my face, guys who look like that can’t get laid
You are literally gaslighting me and making fun of me
I ain’t slaying shit stop gaslighting
Stop gaslighting me Sven
Stop gaslighting


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At this point, around March-April, Portuguesecel would reach his peak, a Stage 4 user if you will. He formed a threesome with Lutte and londonvillie. The trio would often be seen with one another, making unfunny jokes in the offtopic section:
@lutte it is what it is


Portuguesecel would ride high for a while, that is, until one fateful day he wanted to leave the site all of a sudden...
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On May 24, 2021, portuguesecel would post his "goodbye thread", gaining a bevy of traction due to being one of the site's most popular members:
So basically this is the end of my psl journey.
My story began last summer when I was in love with a girl, I really thought I had a chance with her.. I was so fucking naive.
I opened up like a man and got called ugly and got brutally rejected, ever since then I was trying to see what was so wrong about my face which lead me to not experience love in my 18 years of living.
i started posting on r/amiugly r/amiuglybrutallyhonest and r/incelselfie, I was so insecure... I messaged 100+ ppl asking for rates, I needed that dopamine I needed to know I was good enough. Now my way of thought has changed I’ve accepted the way I look, I won’t get any surgeries or whatever it is what it is. Becoming Blackpilled was the best thing that ever happened to me, I know why girls have rejected me in the past, I know why I had trouble making friends, I know why some people didn’t like me even without knowing me. I’m focusing on my studies rn because this forum is taking too much of my time and I can’t be addicted to this 24/7. Love you all.
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Although a pretty obvious LARP, this thread did end up catching the eye of one of the most famous users on this site. At this point, Portuguese had added Ritalincel clone Original to his roster of faggots, and Original had become a very good friend of Portuguesecel. As Portuguesecel tried to leave, Original tried to beg him to stay. Here is the transcript of what happened:

don’t delete just take a break

If I end up staying it’s literally because I don’t wanna lose contact with u ngl, I know you aren’t active on discord but I think I’ve made up my mind and I’m leaving

If I end up staying it’s literally because I don’t wanna lose contact with u ngl, I know you aren’t active on discord but I think I’ve made up my mind and I’m leaving

ok bro honestly it’s for the best, for u i mean. u have lots of potential, don’t let it go to waste.

it’s ok bro don’t rot here & waste your life.
Can we keep contact on discord, you are unironically my favorite person here


Normally you would think, "okay, this is a wholesome convo, right? It doesn't mean shit"

Well you'd be right, but somehow THIS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER ORIGINAL LOSES THE WILL TO LIVE, AND ENDS UP DELETING HIS ACCOUNT when he finds out Portuguesecel will leave.


At this point, everyone loses their shit. The economy is in ruin, families starve, people riot, and order as we know it is gone.

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PEOPLE ARE PISSED THAT THE "WHOLESOME BEAN :soy::soy::soy:" KNOWN AS ORIGINAL IS DEAD, AND THEY KNOW IT WAS PORTUGUESECEL BEHIND IT:

You fucking killed @Original and your dog ass had the nerve to come back 2 days later

As expected, portuguesecel chickens out and doesn't delete his account, but to add insult to injury he cries crocodile tears over original's death:

I’ll never kill my sweet original

But at this point ppl aren't buying it, portuguesecel loses popularity, with people forgetting him. And that's where he is today, no longer remembered as the wholesome gigachad but as the killer of the forum's favorite shitposter...

inb4 dnrd...this is a rather simple post+ur stupid if you cant read it
 
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He is so cute
 
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story of ritalincel when
 
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Mirin high effort
 
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go outside nigga
 
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how sad that you made all this effort for a thread i will never read
 
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Fuck dude this was too hi effort, i think a masstag is fair just this once :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
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go outside nigga
i actually did this morning, I just didn't feel like getting back to work so i made this abomination of a thread instead :feelshmm:
 
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Mirin high effort. Me and original talk everyday on discord, we’re very good friends
 
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@Alexanderr sticky this
 
Crap thread bring back that dude that you borrowed your account to
 
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1. You're ignored until you bring back the guy you borrowed your account to, he was genuinely a better guy to be around 2. Read point 1. Again
 
There’s user stages? :feelswhat:
 
1. You're ignored until you bring back the guy you borrowed your account to, he was genuinely a better guy to be around 2. Read point 1. Again
Ok 49 iq bicycle seat
 
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