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December 17th, 2020: a user by the name of Portuguesecel joins the ranks of .me. For a while, he is an average user, not becoming super popular or doing anything novel.
By around March he and fellow looksmaxxer Londonvillie
Sorry. I just really don't like villie.
would increase in popularity due to portuguesecel being a chad
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@Introvertednarc made a page that ended up getting 5 pages of responses, and thus everyone was clamoring to see this man's face.
Portuguesecel would then become one of the most famous users, with many of them making threads about him and how good looking he is. To humblebrag further, Portuguesecel constantly denied his good looks, saying people were "gAsLiGhTiNg" him.
At this point, around March-April, Portuguesecel would reach his peak, a Stage 4 user if you will. He formed a threesome with Lutte and londonvillie. The trio would often be seen with one another, making unfunny jokes in the offtopic section:
Portuguesecel would ride high for a while, that is, until one fateful day he wanted to leave the site all of a sudden...
On May 24, 2021, portuguesecel would post his "goodbye thread", gaining a bevy of traction due to being one of the site's most popular members:
Although a pretty obvious LARP, this thread did end up catching the eye of one of the most famous users on this site. At this point, Portuguese had added Ritalincel clone Original to his roster of faggots, and Original had become a very good friend of Portuguesecel. As Portuguesecel tried to leave, Original tried to beg him to stay. Here is the transcript of what happened:
Normally you would think, "okay, this is a wholesome convo, right? It doesn't mean shit"
Well you'd be right, but somehow THIS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER ORIGINAL LOSES THE WILL TO LIVE, AND ENDS UP DELETING HIS ACCOUNT when he finds out Portuguesecel will leave.
As expected, portuguesecel chickens out and doesn't delete his account, but to add insult to injury he cries crocodile tears over original's death:
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But at this point ppl aren't buying it, portuguesecel loses popularity, with people forgetting him. And that's where he is today, no longer remembered as the wholesome gigachad but as the killer of the forum's favorite shitposter...
inb4 dnrd...this is a rather simple post+ur stupid if you cant read it
By around March he and fellow looksmaxxer Londonvillie
Sorry. I just really don't like villie.
Portuguesecel is a larping fakecel prettyboy
Fuck that stacy-slaying prettyboy attention seeking faggot
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Portuguesecel would then become one of the most famous users, with many of them making threads about him and how good looking he is. To humblebrag further, Portuguesecel constantly denied his good looks, saying people were "gAsLiGhTiNg" him.
At this point, around March-April, Portuguesecel would reach his peak, a Stage 4 user if you will. He formed a threesome with Lutte and londonvillie. The trio would often be seen with one another, making unfunny jokes in the offtopic section:
Portuguesecel would ride high for a while, that is, until one fateful day he wanted to leave the site all of a sudden...
On May 24, 2021, portuguesecel would post his "goodbye thread", gaining a bevy of traction due to being one of the site's most popular members:
Although a pretty obvious LARP, this thread did end up catching the eye of one of the most famous users on this site. At this point, Portuguese had added Ritalincel clone Original to his roster of faggots, and Original had become a very good friend of Portuguesecel. As Portuguesecel tried to leave, Original tried to beg him to stay. Here is the transcript of what happened:
Normally you would think, "okay, this is a wholesome convo, right? It doesn't mean shit"
Well you'd be right, but somehow THIS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER ORIGINAL LOSES THE WILL TO LIVE, AND ENDS UP DELETING HIS ACCOUNT when he finds out Portuguesecel will leave.
At this point, everyone loses their shit. The economy is in ruin, families starve, people riot, and order as we know it is gone.
PEOPLE ARE PISSED THAT THE "WHOLESOME BEAN" KNOWN AS ORIGINAL IS DEAD, AND THEY KNOW IT WAS PORTUGUESECEL BEHIND IT:
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PEOPLE ARE PISSED THAT THE "WHOLESOME BEAN
" KNOWN AS ORIGINAL IS DEAD, AND THEY KNOW IT WAS PORTUGUESECEL BEHIND IT:
WHY ORIGINAL ROPED
He was obviously devastated because of portuguesecel leaving, and @portuguesecel is the only person important to him so he thought what’s the point of living without him:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: literally In his final post he says he’ll keep in touch on discord knowing fully well he’s...
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@Original deleted his account
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Original I can’t believe you left me
We were best friends We were basically soul mates I will delete soon
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@original
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As expected, portuguesecel chickens out and doesn't delete his account, but to add insult to injury he cries crocodile tears over original's death:
Goodbye @Original (tribute to the best user ever)
His account is finally deleted. We lost the best user to ever create an account here. he was my best friend and now he’s gone. I’ll always remember you my sweet Kirby I’ll never change my AVI or my custom title. Original Will live through this account
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I’ll rope if I ever lose contact with @Original | Looksmax.org - Men's Self-Improvement & Aesthetics
I literally had a connection with him. He’s the only person here who knows my REAL name (apart from @ddristhebestgermany) , he knows stuff about me that no other user knows. Fuck, his vibe was just so positive he was a great person and he was genuine. He also told me what his real name was. Hope...
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But at this point ppl aren't buying it, portuguesecel loses popularity, with people forgetting him. And that's where he is today, no longer remembered as the wholesome gigachad but as the killer of the forum's favorite shitposter...
inb4 dnrd...this is a rather simple post+ur stupid if you cant read it
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