The One, The Only, The Legendary Ultimate Giga Guide For Measuring Your Penis

[Dragon5000]

RULE 1: don't argue with the Giga Guide the Giga Guide is always right

First off the only way are going to get an accurate measurement of your penis is if you are erect. so go get erect

How to get erect you ask? to find out how to get erect one must first learn what an erection is "an enlarged and rigid state of the penis, typically in sexual excitement."
if we analyze the definition of an erection we can see that to get an erection it would require one to be sexually excited.

Ok, so figure out how to sexually excite your self and get an erection then we can start the guide

The Ultimate Dick Measuring Guide:

Equipment needed:
1. some sort of measure equipment. (I would recommend is to be sturdy and strait and not flimsy to increase accuracy, a ruler is good for this)
2. another piece of measuring equipment. (this one should be easily bendable to measure the girth, a measuring tape is good for this)

Measuring Length:
Step 1: Get your first piece of measuring equipment and position it at the base of your erect penis
Step 2: Press the equipment into the pubic bone
Step 3: Measure your penis from the pubic bone to the tip of the penis

Measuring Girth:
Step 1: Get your second piece of measuring equipment and wrap it around the thickest part of the shaft of your penis
Step 2: look at where the ends of measurer meet

Now you know how to measure your penis so I expect accurate data



Sources Used:

erection - Google Zoeken

Dawn Stacey, PhD. “How to Properly Measure Your Penis so You Buy the Correct Condoms.” Verywell Health, Verywell Health, 12 June 2021, https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-measure-your-penis-size-906786.

 

[TeenAscender]

wet

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

First off the only way are going to get an accurate measurement of your penis is if you are erect. so go get erect

How to get erect you ask? to find out how to get erect one must first learn what an erection is "an enlarged and rigid state of the penis, typically in sexual excitement."
if we analyze the definition of an erection we can see that to get an erection it would require one to be sexually excited.

Ok, so figure out how to sexually excite your self and get an erection then we can start the guide

The Ultimate Dick Measuring Guide:

Equipment needed:
1. some sort of measure equipment. (I would recommend is to be sturdy and strait and not flimsy to increase accuracy, a ruler is good for this)
2. another piece of measuring equipment. (this one should be easily bendable to measure the girth, a measuring tape is good for this)

Measuring Length:
Step 1: Get your first piece of measuring equipment and position it at the base of your erect penis
Step 2: Press the equipment into the pubic bone
Step 3: Measure your penis from the pubic bone to the tip of the penis

Measuring Girth:
Step 1: Get your second piece of measuring equipment and wrap it around the thickest part of the shaft of your penis
Step 2: look at where the ends of measurer meet

Now you know how to measure your penis so I expect accurate data



Sources Used:

erection - Google Zoeken

Dawn Stacey, PhD. “How to Properly Measure Your Penis so You Buy the Correct Condoms.” Verywell Health, Verywell Health, 12 June 2021, https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-measure-your-penis-size-906786.

mfw my length isn't on there

 

[Dragon5000]

mfw my length isn't on there

2-3in?

 

[gamma]

Bonepressed is cope
Non bp is what matters, what girls see

 

[Dragon5000]

Bonepressed is cope
Non bp is what matters, what girls see

disagree, just don't be fat

 

[gamma]

disagree, just don't be fat

If you aren't fat bonepressed is even more cope, because you'll never lose that small fat pad so what's the point of counting it?

 

[Dragon5000]

If you aren't fat bonepressed is even more cope, because you'll never lose that small fat pad so what's the point of counting it?

RULE 1

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

2-3in?

OP played us all

 

[Pearshaped]

Trick is when you tell girls how big it is measure from your asshole

 

[Deleted member 18372]

in studies they measure dicks flaccid by pulling them out. It stretches out to erect length or slightly less so participants' erection quality doesn't affect the results.

 

[nitesik]

What about sitting/standing though?

 

[Mewton]

Imagine doing all that autism only to get a measurement of 4.5"

 

[LooksOrDeath]

mfw my length isn't on there

<0 inches?

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

<0 inches?

Yes, I have an inverted penis I can give women negative pleasure

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Yes, I have an inverted penis I can give women negative pleasure

chad
making women suffer is where it's at

 

[HOLYFUARK]

As usual everyone is in the top 25% as far as dick size goes teehee , gotta love this forum

 

[weallburninhell]

If you aren't fat bonepressed is even more cope, because you'll never lose that small fat pad so what's the point of counting it?

but bonepressed only add half inches

 

[Kami]

gonna try this later today

 

[khvirgin]

Shit thread
Stand up
Place ruler (not fucking tape) ABOVE your dick
Don't press shit

 

[john2]

Voted 6.5-7 because my BPEL is 7" and NBPEL is 6.6" (so it is 6.5" basically).

 

[KeepGrinding]

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As usual everyone is in the top 25% as far as dick size goes teehee , gotta love this forum

That's the outcome if you press hard enough into your body, what did you expect

 

[Dragon5000]

Shit thread
Stand up
Place ruler (not fucking tape) ABOVE your dick
Don't press shit

The reason why we press is because this is a looksmaxing forum and we want to be able to track our gains. If we don't press than the measurments will be inconsitent.

 

[HOLYFUARK]

That's the outcome if you press hard enough into your body, what did you expect

My bad, didnt read a single letter of op tbh

 

[Dragon5000]

What about sitting/standing though?

you would measure standing. good question

 

[Korea]

8

 

[Dragon5000]

8

cm?

 

[jfcage]

I measured it a many times, the result was always the same. 15 cm length, 13 cm girth. It is what it is, at least I am not lying about it like many of you larping fags in this forum

 

[Korea]

cm?

Inches

 

[Deleted member 18372]

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As usual everyone is in the top 25% as far as dick size goes teehee , gotta love this forum

given the room is filled with men of all races and ages above 18

 

[nitesik]

you would measure standing. good question

Why though? Like when you insert dick you twist hips slightly and position of dick will be nearly the same as sitting

 

[Dragon5000]

Why though? Like when you insert dick you twist hips slightly and position of dick will be nearly the same as sitting

The point of measuring is to be as consistent as possible in order to track gains for Pennis Enhancement, because this is a looksmaxxing forum. Standing strait up just makes it easier to be consistent and track your gains accurately.

 

[incel194012940]

If I’m being real, girls are going to be disappointed if your length is on the poll.

 

[chadmanlet04]

6.7 BUT 4.7 girth is it over for my pencil?

 

[Dragon5000]

Bonepressed is cope
Non bp is what matters, what girls see

I see your post got a lot of likes. So I wanted to make this clear.

The reason why we press is because this is a looksmaxing forum and we want to be able to track our gains. If we don't press then the measurements will be inconsistent and would make it difficult to track gains.

there is no cope going on here

 

[Dragon5000]

6.7 BUT 4.7 girth is it over for my pencil?

Start penis enhancement now. you should be able to increase girth to something more acceptable.

 

[444]

wow, according to this forum the average dick size is 7 inches!

 

[Baldingman1998]

Inches

20+ cm?

 

[Korea]

20+ cm?

Yup.

 

[Baldingman1998]

Yup.

Pic with ruler or larp

 

[Korea]

Pic with ruler or larp

nigga, did you just ask me for a dick pic? .

 

[Baldingman1998]

nigga, did you just ask me for a dick pic? .

 

[Deleted member 17311]

This is the gayest way to measure. I’m 7+ easily with this shit hard pressing method into your penis bone.

What’s sad is that all my MALE friends who have a penis think people who do porn have massive 10 inch penises, but I can tell a pornstars pp is the same size as mine or half an inch above for the biggest people. This means so many of my friends even male have tiny dicks if they think pornstars have 10 inchers. Also I can fraud as 9 inches when I’m only 7.3 x 5.6 with this shit method of measurement

 

[Dragon5000]

This is the gayest way to measure. I’m 7+ easily with this shit hard pressing method into your penis bone.

What’s sad is that all my MALE friends who have a penis think people who do porn have massive 10 inch penises, but I can tell a pornstars pp is the same size as mine or half an inch above for the biggest people. This means so many of my friends even male have tiny dicks if they think pornstars have 10 inchers. Also I can fraud as 9 inches when I’m only 7.3 x 5.6 with this shit method of measurement

Again. This way of measuring is for consitency so you can track gains for penis enhancment as accurately as possible, because this is a looksmaxing forum. bone pressed length is ideal for consitentcy and is also the way to measure to compare your self to other people in the looksmaxing comunity, because everyone who does penis enhancment measures this way.