Dragon5000
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RULE 1: don't argue with the Giga Guide the Giga Guide is always right
First off the only way are going to get an accurate measurement of your penis is if you are erect. so go get erect
How to get erect you ask? to find out how to get erect one must first learn what an erection is "an enlarged and rigid state of the penis, typically in sexual excitement."
if we analyze the definition of an erection we can see that to get an erection it would require one to be sexually excited.
Ok, so figure out how to sexually excite your self and get an erection then we can start the guide
The Ultimate Dick Measuring Guide:
Equipment needed:
1. some sort of measure equipment. (I would recommend is to be sturdy and strait and not flimsy to increase accuracy, a ruler is good for this)
2. another piece of measuring equipment. (this one should be easily bendable to measure the girth, a measuring tape is good for this)
Measuring Length:
Step 1: Get your first piece of measuring equipment and position it at the base of your erect penis
Step 2: Press the equipment into the pubic bone
Step 3: Measure your penis from the pubic bone to the tip of the penis
Measuring Girth:
Step 1: Get your second piece of measuring equipment and wrap it around the thickest part of the shaft of your penis
Step 2: look at where the ends of measurer meet
Now you know how to measure your penis so I expect accurate data
Sources Used:
Dawn Stacey, PhD. “How to Properly Measure Your Penis so You Buy the Correct Condoms.” Verywell Health, Verywell Health, 12 June 2021, https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-measure-your-penis-size-906786.
First off the only way are going to get an accurate measurement of your penis is if you are erect. so go get erect
How to get erect you ask? to find out how to get erect one must first learn what an erection is "an enlarged and rigid state of the penis, typically in sexual excitement."
if we analyze the definition of an erection we can see that to get an erection it would require one to be sexually excited.
Ok, so figure out how to sexually excite your self and get an erection then we can start the guide
The Ultimate Dick Measuring Guide:
Equipment needed:
1. some sort of measure equipment. (I would recommend is to be sturdy and strait and not flimsy to increase accuracy, a ruler is good for this)
2. another piece of measuring equipment. (this one should be easily bendable to measure the girth, a measuring tape is good for this)
Measuring Length:
Step 1: Get your first piece of measuring equipment and position it at the base of your erect penis
Step 2: Press the equipment into the pubic bone
Step 3: Measure your penis from the pubic bone to the tip of the penis
Measuring Girth:
Step 1: Get your second piece of measuring equipment and wrap it around the thickest part of the shaft of your penis
Step 2: look at where the ends of measurer meet
Now you know how to measure your penis so I expect accurate data
Sources Used:
Dawn Stacey, PhD. “How to Properly Measure Your Penis so You Buy the Correct Condoms.” Verywell Health, Verywell Health, 12 June 2021, https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-measure-your-penis-size-906786.
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