The only skincare you'll ever need

[lovemaxer]

The only skincare you'll ever need is sex
I'm ded srs. Oxytocin is insane for skin

1. SEX DELIVERS A POST-COITAL GLOW​

Does sex make your skin glow? Yes, according to experts. “A post-coital glow is similar to a glow you may get after an intense workout, in which increased blood flow, a glisten from sweat, and an endorphin rush temporarily improve one’s complexion,” Dr. Camp says. So if you feel like your skin looks lit from within after doing the deed, it’s not in your head. It really does give you a glow.

2. SEX CAN REDUCE INFLAMMATORY SKIN CONCERNS​

Research has shown that higher levels of stress are strongly correlated to an increase in acne severity. Plus, stress can worsen conditions like eczema and psorasis. But getting it on could help—in a similar way that working out can too. “Sex and exercise may reduce stress,” Dr. Camp says. And a reduction in stress means a potential reduction in inflammatory skin conditions exacerbated by excessive worrying.

3. SEX CAN BOOST COLLAGEN PRODUCTION​

Collagen is a protein that acts as the building block of skin. As we age, collagen levels decrease, but our levels can also be negatively affected by stress. Studieshave confirmed that stress impacts the skin’s collagen by releasing cortisol, which breaks collagen down. But according to board-certified dermatologistJennifer MacGregor, MD, of NYC’s Union Square Dermatology, sex actually reduces cortisol (the stress hormone). This makes way for collagen productionand maintenance to promote fresh, rejuvenated skin and sidestep fine lines and wrinkles.

4. SEX LEADS TO BETTER SLEEP, WHICH LEADS TO BETTER SKIN​

While sleep can boost your immune system and improve your mental health, it can also help your skin. How? “Sex often leads to a good night’s sleep,” says sleep doctor Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “Good sleep habits are associated with cell repair, balanced hormones, improved eating habits, less stress, happier relationships, and a strong immune system—all of which are likely to contribute to healthy, glowing skin.” It’s true: Research found that poor sleep quality is associated with increased signs of skin aging, decreased skin barrier function, and lower satisfaction with overall appearance. Plus, your skin’s cell renewal rate peaks between the hours of 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., which means a good night’s sleep can lead to a bright, clear complexion.

5. SEX CAN HELP DEFY SIGNS OF AGING​

Frequent sex improves skin (and hair!) quality, which leads to a more lively and refreshed appearance overall.

“Researchers believe that these beauty benefits are triggered by increased levels of DHEA during sex. Neuropsychologist Dr. David Weeks’ studies suggest that the more often you have sex, the younger you look,” she says. “Those who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than their actual age.”

 

[dimorphism]

It's over.

 

[DildoFaggins]

"just have sex bro"

 

[skeet]

Cringe

 

[chosen-one]

The only skincare you'll ever need is sex
I'm ded srs. Oxytocin is insane for skin

1. SEX DELIVERS A POST-COITAL GLOW​

Does sex make your skin glow? Yes, according to experts. “A post-coital glow is similar to a glow you may get after an intense workout, in which increased blood flow, a glisten from sweat, and an endorphin rush temporarily improve one’s complexion,” Dr. Camp says. So if you feel like your skin looks lit from within after doing the deed, it’s not in your head. It really does give you a glow.

2. SEX CAN REDUCE INFLAMMATORY SKIN CONCERNS​

Research has shown that higher levels of stress are strongly correlated to an increase in acne severity. Plus, stress can worsen conditions like eczema and psorasis. But getting it on could help—in a similar way that working out can too. “Sex and exercise may reduce stress,” Dr. Camp says. And a reduction in stress means a potential reduction in inflammatory skin conditions exacerbated by excessive worrying.

3. SEX CAN BOOST COLLAGEN PRODUCTION​

Collagen is a protein that acts as the building block of skin. As we age, collagen levels decrease, but our levels can also be negatively affected by stress. Studieshave confirmed that stress impacts the skin’s collagen by releasing cortisol, which breaks collagen down. But according to board-certified dermatologistJennifer MacGregor, MD, of NYC’s Union Square Dermatology, sex actually reduces cortisol (the stress hormone). This makes way for collagen productionand maintenance to promote fresh, rejuvenated skin and sidestep fine lines and wrinkles.

4. SEX LEADS TO BETTER SLEEP, WHICH LEADS TO BETTER SKIN​

While sleep can boost your immune system and improve your mental health, it can also help your skin. How? “Sex often leads to a good night’s sleep,” says sleep doctor Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “Good sleep habits are associated with cell repair, balanced hormones, improved eating habits, less stress, happier relationships, and a strong immune system—all of which are likely to contribute to healthy, glowing skin.” It’s true: Research found that poor sleep quality is associated with increased signs of skin aging, decreased skin barrier function, and lower satisfaction with overall appearance. Plus, your skin’s cell renewal rate peaks between the hours of 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., which means a good night’s sleep can lead to a bright, clear complexion.

5. SEX CAN HELP DEFY SIGNS OF AGING​

Frequent sex improves skin (and hair!) quality, which leads to a more lively and refreshed appearance overall.

“Researchers believe that these beauty benefits are triggered by increased levels of DHEA during sex. Neuropsychologist Dr. David Weeks’ studies suggest that the more often you have sex, the younger you look,” she says. “Those who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than their actual age.”

good troll post

 

[Timmy]

The only skincare you'll ever need is sex
I'm ded srs. Oxytocin is insane for skin

1. SEX DELIVERS A POST-COITAL GLOW​

Does sex make your skin glow? Yes, according to experts. “A post-coital glow is similar to a glow you may get after an intense workout, in which increased blood flow, a glisten from sweat, and an endorphin rush temporarily improve one’s complexion,” Dr. Camp says. So if you feel like your skin looks lit from within after doing the deed, it’s not in your head. It really does give you a glow.

2. SEX CAN REDUCE INFLAMMATORY SKIN CONCERNS​

Research has shown that higher levels of stress are strongly correlated to an increase in acne severity. Plus, stress can worsen conditions like eczema and psorasis. But getting it on could help—in a similar way that working out can too. “Sex and exercise may reduce stress,” Dr. Camp says. And a reduction in stress means a potential reduction in inflammatory skin conditions exacerbated by excessive worrying.

3. SEX CAN BOOST COLLAGEN PRODUCTION​

Collagen is a protein that acts as the building block of skin. As we age, collagen levels decrease, but our levels can also be negatively affected by stress. Studieshave confirmed that stress impacts the skin’s collagen by releasing cortisol, which breaks collagen down. But according to board-certified dermatologistJennifer MacGregor, MD, of NYC’s Union Square Dermatology, sex actually reduces cortisol (the stress hormone). This makes way for collagen productionand maintenance to promote fresh, rejuvenated skin and sidestep fine lines and wrinkles.

4. SEX LEADS TO BETTER SLEEP, WHICH LEADS TO BETTER SKIN​

While sleep can boost your immune system and improve your mental health, it can also help your skin. How? “Sex often leads to a good night’s sleep,” says sleep doctor Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “Good sleep habits are associated with cell repair, balanced hormones, improved eating habits, less stress, happier relationships, and a strong immune system—all of which are likely to contribute to healthy, glowing skin.” It’s true: Research found that poor sleep quality is associated with increased signs of skin aging, decreased skin barrier function, and lower satisfaction with overall appearance. Plus, your skin’s cell renewal rate peaks between the hours of 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., which means a good night’s sleep can lead to a bright, clear complexion.

5. SEX CAN HELP DEFY SIGNS OF AGING​

Frequent sex improves skin (and hair!) quality, which leads to a more lively and refreshed appearance overall.

“Researchers believe that these beauty benefits are triggered by increased levels of DHEA during sex. Neuropsychologist Dr. David Weeks’ studies suggest that the more often you have sex, the younger you look,” she says. “Those who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than their actual age.”

Ok sure but most people cant get sex here

 

[lovemaxer]

Ok sure but most people cant get sex here

IQ problem, go escort max cheaper than microneedling ded srs

 

[Deleted member 30857]

Just bro!

 

[hopecel]

Does sex make your skin glow? Yes, according to (((experts))).

(((they))) want us to have s*x

Goddamn k1k35!!

 

[Deleted member 33108]

(((they))) want us to have s*x

Goddamn k1k35!!

I like Jews like this they're friendly people in person

 

[marek937]

I better hire an escort than spend it on skincare products

 

[KING REIDYZ]

The only skincare you'll ever need is sex
I'm ded srs. Oxytocin is insane for skin

1. SEX DELIVERS A POST-COITAL GLOW​

Does sex make your skin glow? Yes, according to experts. “A post-coital glow is similar to a glow you may get after an intense workout, in which increased blood flow, a glisten from sweat, and an endorphin rush temporarily improve one’s complexion,” Dr. Camp says. So if you feel like your skin looks lit from within after doing the deed, it’s not in your head. It really does give you a glow.

2. SEX CAN REDUCE INFLAMMATORY SKIN CONCERNS​

Research has shown that higher levels of stress are strongly correlated to an increase in acne severity. Plus, stress can worsen conditions like eczema and psorasis. But getting it on could help—in a similar way that working out can too. “Sex and exercise may reduce stress,” Dr. Camp says. And a reduction in stress means a potential reduction in inflammatory skin conditions exacerbated by excessive worrying.

3. SEX CAN BOOST COLLAGEN PRODUCTION​

Collagen is a protein that acts as the building block of skin. As we age, collagen levels decrease, but our levels can also be negatively affected by stress. Studieshave confirmed that stress impacts the skin’s collagen by releasing cortisol, which breaks collagen down. But according to board-certified dermatologistJennifer MacGregor, MD, of NYC’s Union Square Dermatology, sex actually reduces cortisol (the stress hormone). This makes way for collagen productionand maintenance to promote fresh, rejuvenated skin and sidestep fine lines and wrinkles.

4. SEX LEADS TO BETTER SLEEP, WHICH LEADS TO BETTER SKIN​

While sleep can boost your immune system and improve your mental health, it can also help your skin. How? “Sex often leads to a good night’s sleep,” says sleep doctor Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “Good sleep habits are associated with cell repair, balanced hormones, improved eating habits, less stress, happier relationships, and a strong immune system—all of which are likely to contribute to healthy, glowing skin.” It’s true: Research found that poor sleep quality is associated with increased signs of skin aging, decreased skin barrier function, and lower satisfaction with overall appearance. Plus, your skin’s cell renewal rate peaks between the hours of 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., which means a good night’s sleep can lead to a bright, clear complexion.

5. SEX CAN HELP DEFY SIGNS OF AGING​

Frequent sex improves skin (and hair!) quality, which leads to a more lively and refreshed appearance overall.

“Researchers believe that these beauty benefits are triggered by increased levels of DHEA during sex. Neuropsychologist Dr. David Weeks’ studies suggest that the more often you have sex, the younger you look,” she says. “Those who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than their actual age.”

Then why Allah forbids Slaying

 

[lovemaxer]

Then why Allah forbids Slaying

A meta-analysis of 63 studies showed a significant negative association between intelligence and religiosity. The association was stronger for college students and the general population than for participants younger than college age; it was also stronger for religious beliefs than religious behavior.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1088868313497266

 

[KING REIDYZ]

A meta-analysis of 63 studies showed a significant negative association between intelligence and religiosity. The association was stronger for college students and the general population than for participants younger than college age; it was also stronger for religious beliefs than religious behavior.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1088868313497266

Give me your address inshAllah

 

[DR. NICKGA]

The only skincare you'll ever need is sex
I'm ded srs. Oxytocin is insane for skin

1. SEX DELIVERS A POST-COITAL GLOW​

Does sex make your skin glow? Yes, according to experts. “A post-coital glow is similar to a glow you may get after an intense workout, in which increased blood flow, a glisten from sweat, and an endorphin rush temporarily improve one’s complexion,” Dr. Camp says. So if you feel like your skin looks lit from within after doing the deed, it’s not in your head. It really does give you a glow.

2. SEX CAN REDUCE INFLAMMATORY SKIN CONCERNS​

Research has shown that higher levels of stress are strongly correlated to an increase in acne severity. Plus, stress can worsen conditions like eczema and psorasis. But getting it on could help—in a similar way that working out can too. “Sex and exercise may reduce stress,” Dr. Camp says. And a reduction in stress means a potential reduction in inflammatory skin conditions exacerbated by excessive worrying.

3. SEX CAN BOOST COLLAGEN PRODUCTION​

Collagen is a protein that acts as the building block of skin. As we age, collagen levels decrease, but our levels can also be negatively affected by stress. Studieshave confirmed that stress impacts the skin’s collagen by releasing cortisol, which breaks collagen down. But according to board-certified dermatologistJennifer MacGregor, MD, of NYC’s Union Square Dermatology, sex actually reduces cortisol (the stress hormone). This makes way for collagen productionand maintenance to promote fresh, rejuvenated skin and sidestep fine lines and wrinkles.

4. SEX LEADS TO BETTER SLEEP, WHICH LEADS TO BETTER SKIN​

While sleep can boost your immune system and improve your mental health, it can also help your skin. How? “Sex often leads to a good night’s sleep,” says sleep doctor Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “Good sleep habits are associated with cell repair, balanced hormones, improved eating habits, less stress, happier relationships, and a strong immune system—all of which are likely to contribute to healthy, glowing skin.” It’s true: Research found that poor sleep quality is associated with increased signs of skin aging, decreased skin barrier function, and lower satisfaction with overall appearance. Plus, your skin’s cell renewal rate peaks between the hours of 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., which means a good night’s sleep can lead to a bright, clear complexion.

5. SEX CAN HELP DEFY SIGNS OF AGING​

Frequent sex improves skin (and hair!) quality, which leads to a more lively and refreshed appearance overall.

“Researchers believe that these beauty benefits are triggered by increased levels of DHEA during sex. Neuropsychologist Dr. David Weeks’ studies suggest that the more often you have sex, the younger you look,” she says. “Those who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than their actual age.”

This is rlly stupid studies and dumb

I can debunk them all easily

 

[lovemaxer]

This is rlly stupid studies and dumb

I can debunk them all easily

Bring it on retard

 

[Napoleon1800]

A meta-analysis of 63 studies showed a significant negative association between intelligence and religiosity. The association was stronger for college students and the general population than for participants younger than college age; it was also stronger for religious beliefs than religious behavior.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1088868313497266

 

[NationalWarrior]

what is the difference between escort and hooker?

IQ problem, go escort max cheaper than microneedling ded srs

 

[AlexBrown84]

yea i started fucking this girl with acne and it went away once i started nutting in her pussy

 

[lovemaxer]

yea i started fucking this girl with acne and it went away once i started nutting in her pussy

After reproducing all my acne scars disappeared

 

[lovemaxer]

Mods pin this in BOTB ded srs @Gargantuan @Preston @Kingkellz @Alexanderr

 

[Deleted member 1901]

Shit thread

 

[KING REIDYZ]

yea i started fucking this girl with acne and it went away once i started nutting in her pussy

May Allah guide you

 

[AlexBrown84]

May Allah guide you

God has guided me

and that’s towards Jesus

 

[KING REIDYZ]

God has guided me

and that’s towards Jesus
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Convert to islam bro

 

[depressionmaxxing]

sexpill

 

[AlexBrown84]

Convert to islam bro

nah

 

[KING REIDYZ]

nah

Why?

 

[AlexBrown84]

Why?

following Jesus who never sinned makes more sense than muhammad who sinned many times

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Why?

cos allah is a cuck and his people got bombed and invaded by whites and he didnt do shit to save them. most cucked religion on the planet

 

[KING REIDYZ]

following Jesus who never sinned makes more sense than muhammad who sinned many times

Jesus was a prophet and Muhammad never sinned

 

[AlexBrown84]

Jesus was a prophet and Muhammad never sinned

Free will doesn't exist in Islam

• Muhammad swears by Allah, that the writing of destiny will not allow somebody destined for hell to go to heaven and vice versa
• Adam says his mistakes were predetermined by Allah before he was created
• With Allah’s approval, Khidr kills a young boy for crimes the boy was destined to commit, had he grown up
• Allah Instructs an Angel to write the deeds, death, fortune, misfortune and livelihood of a person while they’re in the womb
• Allah says every living soul has been assigned paradise or assigned hell
• Allah says he determined all of the measures of creation 50,000 years before creation
• Allah says nothing will happen except what Allah decreed
• Allah says there is no calamity that wasn’t already recorded in his Book before happening———————————————————————————

0.2 Hating the Qadariyyah (People who believe in free will)

• Muhammad says to ignore sick Ahlul Qadariyyah and don’t attend their funerals
• Imam Malik says to fight the Qadariyyah

0.3 Allah is the reason for disbelief

• Allah seals disbelievers from belief
• Allah causes people to be astray
• Allah chooses which people he wants to believe or disbelieve
• Allah guides whomever he wants to be guided

- Islam is a misogynistic religion despite muslims saying it's a feminist religion (although muslims from this website preach and love Islam for being misogynistic, jfl even muzzlims don't know what to believe in)
Restrictive female dress code

• The Qur’anic Hijab demands women cover their faces
• The hijab causes a woman to be unrecognisable
• Muhammad curses women who artificially extend their hair
• Muhammad curses women who remove hair from their faces for beautification
• Umar harasses muhammad’s wife for not being veiled
• Muhammad curses the woman who plucks her eyebrows———————————————————————————

Female subservience to men

• Allah says righteous women are devoutly obedient to their husbands
• Allah affirms that men are degrees above women
• A Wife must always be available for sex or she gets cursed by angels
• Muhammad deems it appropriate for a wife to prostrate to her husband
• Muhammad says a wife must fulfill her husband’s desire for intimacy even if she is on a camel saddle
• Women must rely on the men in their lives to choose their husbands for them
• Muhammad says a woman cannot keep voluntary Fasts without the husband’s permission
• Muhammad says women cannot let anyone enter the home without her husband’s permission
• Muhammad says silence is consent———————————————————————————

Wifebeating

• Allah prescribes wifebeating
• Muhammad says, don’t beat your wives too harshly if you plan on having sex with her later on
• Sahaba beats his wife so hard that her skin turns green, Muhammad doesn’t admonish him
• Muhammad says a man should not be questioned as to why he beat his wife
• Muhammad says a man will not be questioned on the day of judgement about why he beat his wife
• Muhammad commands wife beating to emboldened wives
• Umar tells a man to beat his wife
• Muhammad at the farewell sermon commands wife beating
• Muhammad hits Aisha in the chest, which hurts her———————————————————————————

Islam worsened women’s rights in arabia

• Aisha says, no women suffer as much as the believing women(due to violent husbands)
• Aisha says Muhammad has made women equal to Dogs
• Umar’s triple talaq
• Halala
• Muhammad says a woman who arranges her own marriage is an Adulteress———————————————————————————

Female Intellectual Deficiency

• Muhammad says women are mentally deficient
• Allah says the witness of a woman is half of a man’s
• Muhammad says the witness of a woman is half of a man’s———————————————————————————

Women should not be in Rulership

• Muhammad says women can never be successful Rulers of nations———————————————————————————

Polygamy

• Allah permits polygamy up to 4 wives
• Muhammad has 9+ wives———————————————————————————

Female Objectification:

• Pious muslim men get big breasted hooris in heaven
• Allah says wives are like a plantation area for their husbands———————————————————————————

Female Impiety

• most people in hell will be women
• Muhammad says Women will be a minority in Paradise
• Muhammad says there are many perfect men but few perfect women
• Muhammad says there’s an Evil Omen in women
• Muhammad looks at a random woman, gets horny then blames women for being like devils
• Muhammad calls women naturally deficient in religion———————————————————————————

Misogyny in Slave manumission:

• Muhammad says Male slaves should be freed before Female slaves
• Muhammad says freeing two women is as beneficial as freeing one man———————————————————————————

Travel Restrictions

• Muhammad says its unlawful for a woman to go on a day’s journey without a Mahram
• Muhammad prohibits women from going out at night unless accompanied by a Mahram

- Mistreatment of non-muslims

Muslim Supremacism

• Allah says muslims are the best people
• Muhammad says muslims don’t need to be put to death for murdering a kafir, but a kafir must be put to death for murdering a muslim.———————————————————————————

Disrespect to disbelievers

• Allah says be harsh with the disbelievers, but gentle with muslims
• Muhammad forbids Greeting non muslims first
• Muhammad recommends pushing non muslims to the narrowest part of the road
• Allah says don’t be friends with unbelievers rather than believers
• Allah calls polytheists Unclean———————————————————————————

Hatred Towards Jews and Christians

• Allah says that people of the book who disbelieve are the worst of creatures
• Allah says that Jews are among the most vehement in hostility to Muslims along with pagans
• Allah says if you obey a Jew or Christian they will make you disbelievers
• Allah calls Jews and Christians deluded
• Muhammad destroyed Christian crosses———————————————————————————

Offensive Jihad and Fighting Disbelievers/Killing Apostates and Blasphemers

• Allah orders Muhammad to keep fighting people until they become muslim
• Muhammad says, in order to secure your life and property from him you must become muslim, pray and pay zakat
• Muhammad vows to expel jews and christians from Arabia
• Allah says fight the disbelieving Jews and Christians until they pay the Jizya in humility
• Muhammad tells his generals to fight against those who disbelieve in Allah if they do not convert or pay the Jizya
• Allah says its okay to break treaties without proof of treachery
• Muhammad commands that anyone who leaves islam be killed
• Muhammad promises a great reward to the executioner of Apostates
• Muhammad prophecises Jewish Genocide
• The gates of Jannah are in the shade of the sword
• Muhammad brags about terrorizing disbelievers
• Muhammad says the best deed is Jihad
• If a Muslim lives his life without fighting or wanting to fight Jihad is considered to have the quality of hypocrisy
• Muhammad says “they are from them” in response to his army killing women and children in raids
• Muhammad says a believer who kills a disbeliever will never be in hell———————————————————————————

Allah’s punishment for not believing him

• Allah says all non muslims will be losers in the afterlife———————————————————————————

Destroying Holy Objects of other Religions

• Muhammad destroyed Christian crosses
• Muhammad asks his companions to destroy a pagan temple, they do in addition to killing all the people there. Muhammad praises them
• Muhammad destroys 360 pagan idols around the Kaaba

Islam allows slavery and Muhammad (the most moral man of all time according to muzzlims) had many slaves JFL

Allah’s opinion of Slaves

• Allah says a slave can never be equal with the free

Muhammad had no problem using slaves

• Muhammad gets a slave to build him a pulpit
• Muhammad gets his slave to drive him to places

Muhammad’s Black Slaves

• Muhammad trades 2 black slaves for one other slave
• Muhammad had a black slave called Anjasha
• Muhammad was gifted a black slave called Midam

Muhammad does not always support the freeing of slaves

• Muhammad says its better to gift a slave to someone else than to free the slave
• Muhammad gets angry that someone freed too many slaves just before dying, and re enslaves some of them

Islam permits Sex slavery

• Muhammad is caught cheating on his wives with his slave, and Allah comes to the rescue.
• Sahabah asks Muhammad if he can ejaculate inside his slave girl and muhammad says yes
• Muhammad permits selling your slave girls even if they mother your children
• Sahabah says we get slave girls from female war captives

Islam permits Raping female war captives

• Muhammad permits his sahabah to rape war captive women
• Ali enslaves and rapes a war captive girl
• Allah says you can have sex with female war captives, even if they are married because being captured annuls their marriage
• Muhammad says don’t worry about impregnating female war captives, if it happens then it was destined

Islam permits Paedophilia

• Muhammad married 6y/o Aisha and has sexual intercourse with her at 9y/o
• Allah explains how to divorce prepubescent girls———————————————————————————

Islam commands Homophobia

• Allah says homosexuality is a transgression
• Muhammad curses effeminate men and masculine women, and says: kick them out of your houses
• Muhammad says to kill the homosexual who has participated in homosexual intercourse———————————————————————————

Islamic animal cruelty
———————————————————————————

Dogs

• Muhammad ordered that dogs[in madina]be killed
• Muhammad says black dogs are the devil
• Muhammad says if Allah didn’t create dogs, then he would kill all of them, then commands to kill black dogs

Miscellaneous

• Muhammad expresses disgust at Geckos and commands that they be killed
• Muhammad says, if a man commits bestiality, then the animal should be killed along with the man
• Muhammad commands salamanders be killed, because one salamander a long time ago blew on the fire of abraham
• Muhammad says Jesus will come back to kill pigs among other things
• Muhammad says kill all snakes——————————————————————————-

Allah punishes people for crimes they haven’t committed.

• With Allah’s approval, Khidr kills a young boy for crimes the boy was destined to commit, had he grown up——————————————————————————

Faith over Family

• Allah says don’t ally with your family, if they are disbelievers
• Allah says no Believer has affection for someone who opposes Muhammad and Allah, even if they are fathers, sons or brothers———————————————————————————

IMPORTANT: Islam as a tool of Political Control
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Commands of Absolute Obedience to the Religion

• Allah says the true believer only says “We Hear and We Obey” in response to muhammad and allah’s judgements
• Allah says a believer should not have any choice about their affairs if Allah and muhammad have made their decision on a matter
• Allah says True Believers fully submit to every judgement of Muhammad’s———————————————————————————

The Ruling Class is Muhammad’s tribe

• Muhammad says Authority of Rulership will always belong to Quraish———————————————————————————

Using Religion to keep the masses obedient to the Ruling Class

• Muhammad says Listen to and Obey your Ruler even if he has the heart of a devil and Flogs your back and Steals your wealth
• Muhammad says muslims must obey their rulers whether they like it or not unless the Ruler’s order contradicts Islam
• Muhammad says whoever disobeys his Ruler, disobeys muhammad
• Muhammad says be obedient to your Ruler even if the Ruler is being unfair to you
• Muhammad says obey your Ruler even if they are not giving you what is due to you———————————————————————————

Killing dissenters, blasphemers, and mockers

• Muhammad commands to kill Asma’ bint Marwan for making a poem mocking him
• Muhammad acquits a man who killed his concubine for insulting Muhammad
• Muhammad commands his sahabah to kill a poet who insulted him
• Muhammad commands to kill a Jewish poet who mocked him———————————————————————————

Scientific/Historical Inaccuracies and errors
———————————————————————————

Islamic Medicine and human Biology

• Muhammad says eating the fat from a bedouin sheep cures Sciatica
• Allah doesn’t know where semen is made
• Allah says he made humans from Clay derived from black mud
• Allah says he made humans from dust
• Muhammad says asking Allah to cure a sick person 7 times will always cause the sick person to be cured, except at the time of death
• Muhammad says eating 7 Ajwa dates in the morning protects you from poison for 1 day
• Muhammad says black cumin heals all diseases except death
• Muhammad says Camel urine is a medicine
• Muhammad recommends dipping both wings of a fly in your drink
• Muhammad says there are no contagious diseases
• Muhammad thought exorcisms would help treat poisonous stings
• Allah says Adam, the first human was ~98 feet tall
• Muhammad recommends honey for diarrhea not knowing it is a laxative and worsens the problem
• Muhammad says that a child resembles whichever parent orgasms first
• Muhammad says a fever comes from the fire of hell———————————————————————————

Islamic Atmospheric Mechanics

• Allah says he holds the sky up with pillars we cannot see
• Disregarding evaporation, Allah claims that water comes from him sending it from the sky
• The only reason why birds can fly is because Allah holds them up———————————————————————————

Islamic Oceanography

• Allah denies the existence of transitory Brackish waters, insisting there is a “prohibiting partition” between a salty sea and a freshwater sea———————————————————————————

Islamic Astronomy

• Allah says stars are his anti-demon missiles
• Muhammad says that shooting stars are anti-demon missiles
• Muhammad splits the moon in to two pieces
• Allah says the sun sets in a warm spring / muddy pool
• Muhammad says the sun sets in a warm spring / muddy pool
• Allah says the sun has a stopping point
• The sun asks permission to rise after the sun sets
• Allah physically descends down to the earth at the last third of the night
• The moon follows the sun———————————————————————————

Islamic Weather Mechanics

• Muhammad says the seasons are from Hell breathing
• Ibn Abbas affirms the OT saying that the rainbow is a reminder of the covenant with Noah
• Lightning is Allah smiting disbelievers, and thunder is praising him———————————————————————————

Islamic mathematics

• Allah’s inheritance laws fail when a man dies, leaving behind a wife, two daughters from that wife and two parents

Islamic Historical Errors

• Allah asserts that Christians believe that Mary is a divinity to be worshiped
• Allah claims that Jews believe that Ezra is the son of god
• Allah claims that no one had the name John before John the Baptist
• Allah claims The Pharaoh crucified subjects, despite crucifixion being only invented a thousand of years later by Romans
• Muhammad claims that Abraham and Solomon lived within 40 years of each other
• With no proof, and ignoring historical proof, Allah claims that Jesus never said to worship him———————————————————————————

LITTLE BONUS: Fantastical Beliefs.
———————————————————————————

Sentient Trees and Stones

• Muhammad says there will be talking trees and stones
• Muhammad says a stone robbed Moses’ clothes and ran away———————————————————————————

Mythical Creatures

• Muhammad flew to heaven and back on a horselike creature———————————————————————————

The Dark Arts

• Muhammad says the Evil Eye is a fact
• Allah believes in Magic
• Muhammad says eating 7 ajwa dates in the morning protects you from Magic that day
• Muhammad believes he was bewitched to think he had sex with his wives

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Islamic Demonology

• Allah says he made Jinns out of smokeless fire
• Poop and bones are provisions for the muslim Jinns
• Sleeping through fajr means Satan urinated in your ears
• Satan farts into the general direction of the Azaan and propels himself away
• A donkey Breys when it sees satan
• Muhammad says Satan eats our food leftovers
• Muhammad says newborns cry because Satan goes around Pricking them———————————————————————————

Therianthropy

• Allah transforms Jewish Sabbath breakers into Apes
• Allah will transform certain types of sinners into Monkeys and pigs
• Muhammad refuses to eat a Lizard because it might be a Jew that Allah transformed into a Lizard
• Muhammad says some Israelites were transformed into rats———————————————————————————

Muslim Animals

• Muhammad says Arabian Horses are permitted to pray to Allah to make them the dearest possession of their owner———————————————————————————

4.7 Islamic Afterlife
Heaven

• Jannah contains big breasted houris for pious muslim men
• Allah says Heaven will contain rivers of wine, milk and honey
• Muhammad says a tree in Heaven is the source of the River Nile and Euphrates

Hell

• Muhammad says Allah will guide thirsty Jews and Christians to a Mirage in which they will fall through and into the Hellfire———————————————————————————

False Prophecies by muhammad (muslims only show the 1 true one and forget his false ones lmao)
———————————————————————————

• Muhammad looks at a boy and says he won’t grow very old before the Last Hour comes
• Muhammad points at a slave and says he wont reach geriatric age before the Last Hour comes
• Muhammad says that the Last Hour won’t arrive until an extinct tribe goes around a destroyed Kaaba copy
• Muhammad claims that all life will be dead in 100 years
• Muhammad says that the Last Hour and Dajjal would come when the Muslims fight the Romans———————————————————————————

Bad Qur’anic Preservation
———————————————————————————

Unreliability of Muhammad’s memory

• Muhammad forgets some verses of some surahs———————————————————————————

Missing Text:

• Allah says forgotten verses are replaced
• Umar says the Verse of Stoning is missing from the Qur’an
• Sahaba says there are two Missing Surahs from the Qur’an
• Umar says Ubayy was the best Quran reciter, but they left out some of what he recites from the Quran.
• Umar says the verse of stoning is missing from the Qur’an
• Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 26:214 is missing
• Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 18:79 is missing
• Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 2:198 is missing
• Aisha says the verse of breastfeeding is missing from the Qur’an
• Abu Musa al Ash’ari says that they have forgotten a surah as long as Surah Tawbah *Ubayy ibn Ka’ab says that Surah Al-Ahzab used to be a long as Baqarah———————————————————————————

Disagreements between the sahaba about Qur’anic compilation

• Zayd Ibn Thabit and the Quraish disagree about the correct writing of a word in Surah Ahzab
• Muhammad’s top Qur’an reciter, Ibn Masud angrily opposes Abu Bakr and Zaid’s compilation
• Hafiz Alqama, student of Muhammad’s top Qur’an reciter says there is a mistake in the compilation of surah Layl
• Sahabi Abu Darda says there is a mistake in the compilation of Surah Layl———————————————————————————

Changed verses in the Quran

• An important distinction for Ramadan was missing from the first version, so it was revealed again with the distinction “of dawn”———————————————————————————

Quran si just another copy of old religions books lol
7.1 Jewish Talmud

• Allah confuses his revelation with Mishnah Sanheddrin
• Allah narrates a Jewish legend of Solomon hearing an ant———————————————————————————

7.2 Quran Adopting Legends

• Allah narrates a myth about jesus speaking in the cradle from the Syrian Infancy Gospel
• Allah narrates a Syriac epic about Alexander the Great finding the place where the sun sets———————————————————————————

JFL: Allah uses the last message to mankind to solve Muhammad’s personal problems:
———————————————————————————

8.1 Trivial Issues

• Allah explains in detail how to and how NOT to behave when in Muhammad’s house

8.2 Sex

• Aisha says Allah seems to hurry in pleasing Muhammad
• Allah abolishes adoption so muhammad can marry his adopted son’s ex-wife
• Allah gives muhammad special marriage privileges
• Allah in the nick of time allows Muhammad and other Muslims to break oaths of abstinence to their wives———————————————————————————

8.3 Allah giving threats on behalf of Muhammad

• Allah keeps Muhammad’s wives in line by threatening double punishment
• Allah curses a man for all time due to him cursing Muhammad———————————————————————————

Arts

• Prohibition on Visual Arts depicting living creatures
• Musical instruments prohibition
• Ibn Abbas interprets Quran 31:6 as meaning that Astronomy, Mathematics and Singing are the mere pastimes that lead away from Allah———————————————————————————

Food

• Allah instates Dhabiha meat restriction
• Allah instates a Pork prohibition
• Allah prohibits alcoholic beverages
• Eating with the left hand is forbidden
• Muhammad forbids eating Donkey Meat
• Muhammad forbids the eating of any fanged animal
• Prohibition on eating a bird that possesses Talons———————————————————————————

Business

• Interest Prohibition
• Gambling Prohibition———————————————————————————

Fashion

• Obligatory Beard
• Obligatory Hijab
• Muhammad says moustaches are to be trimmed closely
• Trousers below ankles are discouraged
• gold prohibited
• Silk prohibited
• Muhammad recommends white clothes
• Prophet Muhammad explains in which order to wear and remove your sandals———————————————————————————

Social Life

• Muhammad says dont laugh too much
• No Handshaking with women
• Allah bans alcoholic drinks
• Muhammad says its unlawful for a woman to go on a day’s journey without a Mahram
• Muhammad prohibits women from going out at night unless accompanied by a Mahram
• Muhammad forbids laughing at Farts
• Muhammad says that if you play backgammon it is like putting your hand in the flesh of swine

———————————————————————————

Reclining Etiquette

• prohibition on lying on your back with your feet on top of each other———————————————————————————

Toilet Rules

• Muhammad says wipe your anus an odd number of times
• Muhammad prohibits touching your penis with your right hand when in the toilet area———————————————————————————

Hajj

• Abu Raja says that they used to preform Tawaf (circumabulation) around stones
• Umar admits that the black stone is ordinary and that he only does it because of Muhammad
• Two companions discuss Safa and Marwa, and admit that they used to dislike the idea of running between Safa and Marwa
• Ihram was a ritual clothing for worshipping Manat
• Muhammad claims that if you kiss and caress the black stone the right way it will intercede on your behalf on the day of judgement
• Kaaba was a pagan temple
• Muhammad originally wanted to destroy the Kaaba

Pagan traditions

• Ashura was a pagan fasting day
• The Quran affirms the four sacred months of the pagans

 

[KING REIDYZ]

Free will doesn't exist in Islam

• Muhammad swears by Allah, that the writing of destiny will not allow somebody destined for hell to go to heaven and vice versa
• Adam says his mistakes were predetermined by Allah before he was created
• With Allah’s approval, Khidr kills a young boy for crimes the boy was destined to commit, had he grown up
• Allah Instructs an Angel to write the deeds, death, fortune, misfortune and livelihood of a person while they’re in the womb
• Allah says every living soul has been assigned paradise or assigned hell
• Allah says he determined all of the measures of creation 50,000 years before creation
• Allah says nothing will happen except what Allah decreed
• Allah says there is no calamity that wasn’t already recorded in his Book before happening———————————————————————————

0.2 Hating the Qadariyyah (People who believe in free will)

• Muhammad says to ignore sick Ahlul Qadariyyah and don’t attend their funerals
• Imam Malik says to fight the Qadariyyah

0.3 Allah is the reason for disbelief

• Allah seals disbelievers from belief
• Allah causes people to be astray
• Allah chooses which people he wants to believe or disbelieve
• Allah guides whomever he wants to be guided

- Islam is a misogynistic religion despite muslims saying it's a feminist religion (although muslims from this website preach and love Islam for being misogynistic, jfl even muzzlims don't know what to believe in)
Restrictive female dress code

• The Qur’anic Hijab demands women cover their faces
• The hijab causes a woman to be unrecognisable
• Muhammad curses women who artificially extend their hair
• Muhammad curses women who remove hair from their faces for beautification
• Umar harasses muhammad’s wife for not being veiled
• Muhammad curses the woman who plucks her eyebrows———————————————————————————

Female subservience to men

• Allah says righteous women are devoutly obedient to their husbands
• Allah affirms that men are degrees above women
• A Wife must always be available for sex or she gets cursed by angels
• Muhammad deems it appropriate for a wife to prostrate to her husband
• Muhammad says a wife must fulfill her husband’s desire for intimacy even if she is on a camel saddle
• Women must rely on the men in their lives to choose their husbands for them
• Muhammad says a woman cannot keep voluntary Fasts without the husband’s permission
• Muhammad says women cannot let anyone enter the home without her husband’s permission
• Muhammad says silence is consent———————————————————————————

Wifebeating

• Allah prescribes wifebeating
• Muhammad says, don’t beat your wives too harshly if you plan on having sex with her later on
• Sahaba beats his wife so hard that her skin turns green, Muhammad doesn’t admonish him
• Muhammad says a man should not be questioned as to why he beat his wife
• Muhammad says a man will not be questioned on the day of judgement about why he beat his wife
• Muhammad commands wife beating to emboldened wives
• Umar tells a man to beat his wife
• Muhammad at the farewell sermon commands wife beating
• Muhammad hits Aisha in the chest, which hurts her———————————————————————————

Islam worsened women’s rights in arabia

• Aisha says, no women suffer as much as the believing women(due to violent husbands)
• Aisha says Muhammad has made women equal to Dogs
• Umar’s triple talaq
• Halala
• Muhammad says a woman who arranges her own marriage is an Adulteress———————————————————————————

Female Intellectual Deficiency

• Muhammad says women are mentally deficient
• Allah says the witness of a woman is half of a man’s
• Muhammad says the witness of a woman is half of a man’s———————————————————————————

Women should not be in Rulership

• Muhammad says women can never be successful Rulers of nations———————————————————————————

Polygamy

• Allah permits polygamy up to 4 wives
• Muhammad has 9+ wives———————————————————————————

Female Objectification:

• Pious muslim men get big breasted hooris in heaven
• Allah says wives are like a plantation area for their husbands———————————————————————————

Female Impiety

• most people in hell will be women
• Muhammad says Women will be a minority in Paradise
• Muhammad says there are many perfect men but few perfect women
• Muhammad says there’s an Evil Omen in women
• Muhammad looks at a random woman, gets horny then blames women for being like devils
• Muhammad calls women naturally deficient in religion———————————————————————————

Misogyny in Slave manumission:

• Muhammad says Male slaves should be freed before Female slaves
• Muhammad says freeing two women is as beneficial as freeing one man———————————————————————————

Travel Restrictions

• Muhammad says its unlawful for a woman to go on a day’s journey without a Mahram
• Muhammad prohibits women from going out at night unless accompanied by a Mahram

- Mistreatment of non-muslims

Muslim Supremacism

• Allah says muslims are the best people
• Muhammad says muslims don’t need to be put to death for murdering a kafir, but a kafir must be put to death for murdering a muslim.———————————————————————————

Disrespect to disbelievers

• Allah says be harsh with the disbelievers, but gentle with muslims
• Muhammad forbids Greeting non muslims first
• Muhammad recommends pushing non muslims to the narrowest part of the road
• Allah says don’t be friends with unbelievers rather than believers
• Allah calls polytheists Unclean———————————————————————————

Hatred Towards Jews and Christians

• Allah says that people of the book who disbelieve are the worst of creatures
• Allah says that Jews are among the most vehement in hostility to Muslims along with pagans
• Allah says if you obey a Jew or Christian they will make you disbelievers
• Allah calls Jews and Christians deluded
• Muhammad destroyed Christian crosses———————————————————————————

Offensive Jihad and Fighting Disbelievers/Killing Apostates and Blasphemers

• Allah orders Muhammad to keep fighting people until they become muslim
• Muhammad says, in order to secure your life and property from him you must become muslim, pray and pay zakat
• Muhammad vows to expel jews and christians from Arabia
• Allah says fight the disbelieving Jews and Christians until they pay the Jizya in humility
• Muhammad tells his generals to fight against those who disbelieve in Allah if they do not convert or pay the Jizya
• Allah says its okay to break treaties without proof of treachery
• Muhammad commands that anyone who leaves islam be killed
• Muhammad promises a great reward to the executioner of Apostates
• Muhammad prophecises Jewish Genocide
• The gates of Jannah are in the shade of the sword
• Muhammad brags about terrorizing disbelievers
• Muhammad says the best deed is Jihad
• If a Muslim lives his life without fighting or wanting to fight Jihad is considered to have the quality of hypocrisy
• Muhammad says “they are from them” in response to his army killing women and children in raids
• Muhammad says a believer who kills a disbeliever will never be in hell———————————————————————————

Allah’s punishment for not believing him

• Allah says all non muslims will be losers in the afterlife———————————————————————————

Destroying Holy Objects of other Religions

• Muhammad destroyed Christian crosses
• Muhammad asks his companions to destroy a pagan temple, they do in addition to killing all the people there. Muhammad praises them
• Muhammad destroys 360 pagan idols around the Kaaba

Islam allows slavery and Muhammad (the most moral man of all time according to muzzlims) had many slaves JFL

Allah’s opinion of Slaves

• Allah says a slave can never be equal with the free

Muhammad had no problem using slaves

• Muhammad gets a slave to build him a pulpit
• Muhammad gets his slave to drive him to places

Muhammad’s Black Slaves

• Muhammad trades 2 black slaves for one other slave
• Muhammad had a black slave called Anjasha
• Muhammad was gifted a black slave called Midam

Muhammad does not always support the freeing of slaves

• Muhammad says its better to gift a slave to someone else than to free the slave
• Muhammad gets angry that someone freed too many slaves just before dying, and re enslaves some of them

Islam permits Sex slavery

• Muhammad is caught cheating on his wives with his slave, and Allah comes to the rescue.
• Sahabah asks Muhammad if he can ejaculate inside his slave girl and muhammad says yes
• Muhammad permits selling your slave girls even if they mother your children
• Sahabah says we get slave girls from female war captives

Islam permits Raping female war captives

• Muhammad permits his sahabah to rape war captive women
• Ali enslaves and rapes a war captive girl
• Allah says you can have sex with female war captives, even if they are married because being captured annuls their marriage
• Muhammad says don’t worry about impregnating female war captives, if it happens then it was destined

Islam permits Paedophilia

• Muhammad married 6y/o Aisha and has sexual intercourse with her at 9y/o
• Allah explains how to divorce prepubescent girls———————————————————————————

Islam commands Homophobia

• Allah says homosexuality is a transgression
• Muhammad curses effeminate men and masculine women, and says: kick them out of your houses
• Muhammad says to kill the homosexual who has participated in homosexual intercourse———————————————————————————

Islamic animal cruelty
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Dogs

• Muhammad ordered that dogs[in madina]be killed
• Muhammad says black dogs are the devil
• Muhammad says if Allah didn’t create dogs, then he would kill all of them, then commands to kill black dogs

Miscellaneous

• Muhammad expresses disgust at Geckos and commands that they be killed
• Muhammad says, if a man commits bestiality, then the animal should be killed along with the man
• Muhammad commands salamanders be killed, because one salamander a long time ago blew on the fire of abraham
• Muhammad says Jesus will come back to kill pigs among other things
• Muhammad says kill all snakes——————————————————————————-

Allah punishes people for crimes they haven’t committed.

• With Allah’s approval, Khidr kills a young boy for crimes the boy was destined to commit, had he grown up——————————————————————————

Faith over Family

• Allah says don’t ally with your family, if they are disbelievers
• Allah says no Believer has affection for someone who opposes Muhammad and Allah, even if they are fathers, sons or brothers———————————————————————————

IMPORTANT: Islam as a tool of Political Control
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Commands of Absolute Obedience to the Religion

• Allah says the true believer only says “We Hear and We Obey” in response to muhammad and allah’s judgements
• Allah says a believer should not have any choice about their affairs if Allah and muhammad have made their decision on a matter
• Allah says True Believers fully submit to every judgement of Muhammad’s———————————————————————————

The Ruling Class is Muhammad’s tribe

• Muhammad says Authority of Rulership will always belong to Quraish———————————————————————————

Using Religion to keep the masses obedient to the Ruling Class

• Muhammad says Listen to and Obey your Ruler even if he has the heart of a devil and Flogs your back and Steals your wealth
• Muhammad says muslims must obey their rulers whether they like it or not unless the Ruler’s order contradicts Islam
• Muhammad says whoever disobeys his Ruler, disobeys muhammad
• Muhammad says be obedient to your Ruler even if the Ruler is being unfair to you
• Muhammad says obey your Ruler even if they are not giving you what is due to you———————————————————————————

Killing dissenters, blasphemers, and mockers

• Muhammad commands to kill Asma’ bint Marwan for making a poem mocking him
• Muhammad acquits a man who killed his concubine for insulting Muhammad
• Muhammad commands his sahabah to kill a poet who insulted him
• Muhammad commands to kill a Jewish poet who mocked him———————————————————————————

Scientific/Historical Inaccuracies and errors
———————————————————————————

Islamic Medicine and human Biology

• Muhammad says eating the fat from a bedouin sheep cures Sciatica
• Allah doesn’t know where semen is made
• Allah says he made humans from Clay derived from black mud
• Allah says he made humans from dust
• Muhammad says asking Allah to cure a sick person 7 times will always cause the sick person to be cured, except at the time of death
• Muhammad says eating 7 Ajwa dates in the morning protects you from poison for 1 day
• Muhammad says black cumin heals all diseases except death
• Muhammad says Camel urine is a medicine
• Muhammad recommends dipping both wings of a fly in your drink
• Muhammad says there are no contagious diseases
• Muhammad thought exorcisms would help treat poisonous stings
• Allah says Adam, the first human was ~98 feet tall
• Muhammad recommends honey for diarrhea not knowing it is a laxative and worsens the problem
• Muhammad says that a child resembles whichever parent orgasms first
• Muhammad says a fever comes from the fire of hell———————————————————————————

Islamic Atmospheric Mechanics

• Allah says he holds the sky up with pillars we cannot see
• Disregarding evaporation, Allah claims that water comes from him sending it from the sky
• The only reason why birds can fly is because Allah holds them up———————————————————————————

Islamic Oceanography

• Allah denies the existence of transitory Brackish waters, insisting there is a “prohibiting partition” between a salty sea and a freshwater sea———————————————————————————

Islamic Astronomy

• Allah says stars are his anti-demon missiles
• Muhammad says that shooting stars are anti-demon missiles
• Muhammad splits the moon in to two pieces
• Allah says the sun sets in a warm spring / muddy pool
• Muhammad says the sun sets in a warm spring / muddy pool
• Allah says the sun has a stopping point
• The sun asks permission to rise after the sun sets
• Allah physically descends down to the earth at the last third of the night
• The moon follows the sun———————————————————————————

Islamic Weather Mechanics

• Muhammad says the seasons are from Hell breathing
• Ibn Abbas affirms the OT saying that the rainbow is a reminder of the covenant with Noah
• Lightning is Allah smiting disbelievers, and thunder is praising him———————————————————————————

Islamic mathematics

• Allah’s inheritance laws fail when a man dies, leaving behind a wife, two daughters from that wife and two parents

Islamic Historical Errors

• Allah asserts that Christians believe that Mary is a divinity to be worshiped
• Allah claims that Jews believe that Ezra is the son of god
• Allah claims that no one had the name John before John the Baptist
• Allah claims The Pharaoh crucified subjects, despite crucifixion being only invented a thousand of years later by Romans
• Muhammad claims that Abraham and Solomon lived within 40 years of each other
• With no proof, and ignoring historical proof, Allah claims that Jesus never said to worship him———————————————————————————

LITTLE BONUS: Fantastical Beliefs.
———————————————————————————

Sentient Trees and Stones

• Muhammad says there will be talking trees and stones
• Muhammad says a stone robbed Moses’ clothes and ran away———————————————————————————

Mythical Creatures

• Muhammad flew to heaven and back on a horselike creature———————————————————————————

The Dark Arts

• Muhammad says the Evil Eye is a fact
• Allah believes in Magic
• Muhammad says eating 7 ajwa dates in the morning protects you from Magic that day
• Muhammad believes he was bewitched to think he had sex with his wives

———————————————————————————

Islamic Demonology

• Allah says he made Jinns out of smokeless fire
• Poop and bones are provisions for the muslim Jinns
• Sleeping through fajr means Satan urinated in your ears
• Satan farts into the general direction of the Azaan and propels himself away
• A donkey Breys when it sees satan
• Muhammad says Satan eats our food leftovers
• Muhammad says newborns cry because Satan goes around Pricking them———————————————————————————

Therianthropy

• Allah transforms Jewish Sabbath breakers into Apes
• Allah will transform certain types of sinners into Monkeys and pigs
• Muhammad refuses to eat a Lizard because it might be a Jew that Allah transformed into a Lizard
• Muhammad says some Israelites were transformed into rats———————————————————————————

Muslim Animals

• Muhammad says Arabian Horses are permitted to pray to Allah to make them the dearest possession of their owner———————————————————————————

4.7 Islamic Afterlife
Heaven

• Jannah contains big breasted houris for pious muslim men
• Allah says Heaven will contain rivers of wine, milk and honey
• Muhammad says a tree in Heaven is the source of the River Nile and Euphrates

Hell

• Muhammad says Allah will guide thirsty Jews and Christians to a Mirage in which they will fall through and into the Hellfire———————————————————————————

False Prophecies by muhammad (muslims only show the 1 true one and forget his false ones lmao)
———————————————————————————

• Muhammad looks at a boy and says he won’t grow very old before the Last Hour comes
• Muhammad points at a slave and says he wont reach geriatric age before the Last Hour comes
• Muhammad says that the Last Hour won’t arrive until an extinct tribe goes around a destroyed Kaaba copy
• Muhammad claims that all life will be dead in 100 years
• Muhammad says that the Last Hour and Dajjal would come when the Muslims fight the Romans———————————————————————————

Bad Qur’anic Preservation
———————————————————————————

Unreliability of Muhammad’s memory

• Muhammad forgets some verses of some surahs———————————————————————————

Missing Text:

• Allah says forgotten verses are replaced
• Umar says the Verse of Stoning is missing from the Qur’an
• Sahaba says there are two Missing Surahs from the Qur’an
• Umar says Ubayy was the best Quran reciter, but they left out some of what he recites from the Quran.
• Umar says the verse of stoning is missing from the Qur’an
• Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 26:214 is missing
• Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 18:79 is missing
• Ibn Abbas says a portion of Qur’an 2:198 is missing
• Aisha says the verse of breastfeeding is missing from the Qur’an
• Abu Musa al Ash’ari says that they have forgotten a surah as long as Surah Tawbah *Ubayy ibn Ka’ab says that Surah Al-Ahzab used to be a long as Baqarah———————————————————————————

Disagreements between the sahaba about Qur’anic compilation

• Zayd Ibn Thabit and the Quraish disagree about the correct writing of a word in Surah Ahzab
• Muhammad’s top Qur’an reciter, Ibn Masud angrily opposes Abu Bakr and Zaid’s compilation
• Hafiz Alqama, student of Muhammad’s top Qur’an reciter says there is a mistake in the compilation of surah Layl
• Sahabi Abu Darda says there is a mistake in the compilation of Surah Layl———————————————————————————

Changed verses in the Quran

• An important distinction for Ramadan was missing from the first version, so it was revealed again with the distinction “of dawn”———————————————————————————

Quran si just another copy of old religions books lol
7.1 Jewish Talmud

• Allah confuses his revelation with Mishnah Sanheddrin
• Allah narrates a Jewish legend of Solomon hearing an ant———————————————————————————

7.2 Quran Adopting Legends

• Allah narrates a myth about jesus speaking in the cradle from the Syrian Infancy Gospel
• Allah narrates a Syriac epic about Alexander the Great finding the place where the sun sets———————————————————————————

JFL: Allah uses the last message to mankind to solve Muhammad’s personal problems:
———————————————————————————

8.1 Trivial Issues

• Allah explains in detail how to and how NOT to behave when in Muhammad’s house

8.2 Sex

• Aisha says Allah seems to hurry in pleasing Muhammad
• Allah abolishes adoption so muhammad can marry his adopted son’s ex-wife
• Allah gives muhammad special marriage privileges
• Allah in the nick of time allows Muhammad and other Muslims to break oaths of abstinence to their wives———————————————————————————

8.3 Allah giving threats on behalf of Muhammad

• Allah keeps Muhammad’s wives in line by threatening double punishment
• Allah curses a man for all time due to him cursing Muhammad———————————————————————————

Arts

• Prohibition on Visual Arts depicting living creatures
• Musical instruments prohibition
• Ibn Abbas interprets Quran 31:6 as meaning that Astronomy, Mathematics and Singing are the mere pastimes that lead away from Allah———————————————————————————

Food

• Allah instates Dhabiha meat restriction
• Allah instates a Pork prohibition
• Allah prohibits alcoholic beverages
• Eating with the left hand is forbidden
• Muhammad forbids eating Donkey Meat
• Muhammad forbids the eating of any fanged animal
• Prohibition on eating a bird that possesses Talons———————————————————————————

Business

• Interest Prohibition
• Gambling Prohibition———————————————————————————

Fashion

• Obligatory Beard
• Obligatory Hijab
• Muhammad says moustaches are to be trimmed closely
• Trousers below ankles are discouraged
• gold prohibited
• Silk prohibited
• Muhammad recommends white clothes
• Prophet Muhammad explains in which order to wear and remove your sandals———————————————————————————

Social Life

• Muhammad says dont laugh too much
• No Handshaking with women
• Allah bans alcoholic drinks
• Muhammad says its unlawful for a woman to go on a day’s journey without a Mahram
• Muhammad prohibits women from going out at night unless accompanied by a Mahram
• Muhammad forbids laughing at Farts
• Muhammad says that if you play backgammon it is like putting your hand in the flesh of swine

———————————————————————————

Reclining Etiquette

• prohibition on lying on your back with your feet on top of each other———————————————————————————

Toilet Rules

• Muhammad says wipe your anus an odd number of times
• Muhammad prohibits touching your penis with your right hand when in the toilet area———————————————————————————

Hajj

• Abu Raja says that they used to preform Tawaf (circumabulation) around stones
• Umar admits that the black stone is ordinary and that he only does it because of Muhammad
• Two companions discuss Safa and Marwa, and admit that they used to dislike the idea of running between Safa and Marwa
• Ihram was a ritual clothing for worshipping Manat
• Muhammad claims that if you kiss and caress the black stone the right way it will intercede on your behalf on the day of judgement
• Kaaba was a pagan temple
• Muhammad originally wanted to destroy the Kaaba

Pagan traditions

• Ashura was a pagan fasting day
• The Quran affirms the four sacred months of the pagans

May Allah forgive you

 

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Collagen is a protein that acts as the building block of skin. As we age, collagen levels decrease, but our levels can also be negatively affected by stress. Studieshave confirmed that stress impacts the skin’s collagen by releasing cortisol, which breaks collagen down. But according to board-certified dermatologistJennifer MacGregor, MD, of NYC’s Union Square Dermatology, sex actually reduces cortisol (the stress hormone). This makes way for collagen productionand maintenance to promote fresh, rejuvenated skin and sidestep fine lines and wrinkles.

4. SEX LEADS TO BETTER SLEEP, WHICH LEADS TO BETTER SKIN​

While sleep can boost your immune system and improve your mental health, it can also help your skin. How? “Sex often leads to a good night’s sleep,” says sleep doctor Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “Good sleep habits are associated with cell repair, balanced hormones, improved eating habits, less stress, happier relationships, and a strong immune system—all of which are likely to contribute to healthy, glowing skin.” It’s true: Research found that poor sleep quality is associated with increased signs of skin aging, decreased skin barrier function, and lower satisfaction with overall appearance. Plus, your skin’s cell renewal rate peaks between the hours of 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., which means a good night’s sleep can lead to a bright, clear complexion.

5. SEX CAN HELP DEFY SIGNS OF AGING​

Frequent sex improves skin (and hair!) quality, which leads to a more lively and refreshed appearance overall.

“Researchers believe that these beauty benefits are triggered by increased levels of DHEA during sex. Neuropsychologist Dr. David Weeks’ studies suggest that the more often you have sex, the younger you look,” she says. “Those who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than their actual age.”

Over for me after GH

 

[desilva]

The only skincare you'll ever need is sex
I'm ded srs. Oxytocin is insane for skin

1. SEX DELIVERS A POST-COITAL GLOW​

Does sex make your skin glow? Yes, according to experts. “A post-coital glow is similar to a glow you may get after an intense workout, in which increased blood flow, a glisten from sweat, and an endorphin rush temporarily improve one’s complexion,” Dr. Camp says. So if you feel like your skin looks lit from within after doing the deed, it’s not in your head. It really does give you a glow.

2. SEX CAN REDUCE INFLAMMATORY SKIN CONCERNS​

Research has shown that higher levels of stress are strongly correlated to an increase in acne severity. Plus, stress can worsen conditions like eczema and psorasis. But getting it on could help—in a similar way that working out can too. “Sex and exercise may reduce stress,” Dr. Camp says. And a reduction in stress means a potential reduction in inflammatory skin conditions exacerbated by excessive worrying.

3. SEX CAN BOOST COLLAGEN PRODUCTION​

Collagen is a protein that acts as the building block of skin. As we age, collagen levels decrease, but our levels can also be negatively affected by stress. Studieshave confirmed that stress impacts the skin’s collagen by releasing cortisol, which breaks collagen down. But according to board-certified dermatologistJennifer MacGregor, MD, of NYC’s Union Square Dermatology, sex actually reduces cortisol (the stress hormone). This makes way for collagen productionand maintenance to promote fresh, rejuvenated skin and sidestep fine lines and wrinkles.

4. SEX LEADS TO BETTER SLEEP, WHICH LEADS TO BETTER SKIN​

While sleep can boost your immune system and improve your mental health, it can also help your skin. How? “Sex often leads to a good night’s sleep,” says sleep doctor Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “Good sleep habits are associated with cell repair, balanced hormones, improved eating habits, less stress, happier relationships, and a strong immune system—all of which are likely to contribute to healthy, glowing skin.” It’s true: Research found that poor sleep quality is associated with increased signs of skin aging, decreased skin barrier function, and lower satisfaction with overall appearance. Plus, your skin’s cell renewal rate peaks between the hours of 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., which means a good night’s sleep can lead to a bright, clear complexion.

5. SEX CAN HELP DEFY SIGNS OF AGING​

Frequent sex improves skin (and hair!) quality, which leads to a more lively and refreshed appearance overall.

“Researchers believe that these beauty benefits are triggered by increased levels of DHEA during sex. Neuropsychologist Dr. David Weeks’ studies suggest that the more often you have sex, the younger you look,” she says. “Those who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than their actual age.”

Are you Jew by any chance op?

 

[lovemaxer]

Are you Jew by any chance op?

WHY KANYE WEST IS RIGHT TECHLEAD 145 IQ MILLIONAIRE ON KANYE WEST'S REMARKS ON JEWS​

Based book https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protocols_of_the_Elders_of_Zion

 

[WagedandReady]

JUST BRO BRO

 

[Deleted member 45942]

The only skincare you'll ever need is sex
I'm ded srs. Oxytocin is insane for skin

1. SEX DELIVERS A POST-COITAL GLOW​

Does sex make your skin glow? Yes, according to experts. “A post-coital glow is similar to a glow you may get after an intense workout, in which increased blood flow, a glisten from sweat, and an endorphin rush temporarily improve one’s complexion,” Dr. Camp says. So if you feel like your skin looks lit from within after doing the deed, it’s not in your head. It really does give you a glow.

2. SEX CAN REDUCE INFLAMMATORY SKIN CONCERNS​

Research has shown that higher levels of stress are strongly correlated to an increase in acne severity. Plus, stress can worsen conditions like eczema and psorasis. But getting it on could help—in a similar way that working out can too. “Sex and exercise may reduce stress,” Dr. Camp says. And a reduction in stress means a potential reduction in inflammatory skin conditions exacerbated by excessive worrying.

3. SEX CAN BOOST COLLAGEN PRODUCTION​

Collagen is a protein that acts as the building block of skin. As we age, collagen levels decrease, but our levels can also be negatively affected by stress. Studieshave confirmed that stress impacts the skin’s collagen by releasing cortisol, which breaks collagen down. But according to board-certified dermatologistJennifer MacGregor, MD, of NYC’s Union Square Dermatology, sex actually reduces cortisol (the stress hormone). This makes way for collagen productionand maintenance to promote fresh, rejuvenated skin and sidestep fine lines and wrinkles.

4. SEX LEADS TO BETTER SLEEP, WHICH LEADS TO BETTER SKIN​

While sleep can boost your immune system and improve your mental health, it can also help your skin. How? “Sex often leads to a good night’s sleep,” says sleep doctor Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “Good sleep habits are associated with cell repair, balanced hormones, improved eating habits, less stress, happier relationships, and a strong immune system—all of which are likely to contribute to healthy, glowing skin.” It’s true: Research found that poor sleep quality is associated with increased signs of skin aging, decreased skin barrier function, and lower satisfaction with overall appearance. Plus, your skin’s cell renewal rate peaks between the hours of 10 p.m. to 4 a.m., which means a good night’s sleep can lead to a bright, clear complexion.

5. SEX CAN HELP DEFY SIGNS OF AGING​

Frequent sex improves skin (and hair!) quality, which leads to a more lively and refreshed appearance overall.

“Researchers believe that these beauty benefits are triggered by increased levels of DHEA during sex. Neuropsychologist Dr. David Weeks’ studies suggest that the more often you have sex, the younger you look,” she says. “Those who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than their actual age.”

Apply tretinoin during sex

 

[LevantinePsycho]

you forgot which forum you were on bro

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Does jerking off count?