The ULTIMATE NT guide for speaking to normies/females- How to get normies to like you and why it's important

Thread song (got the idea from @PseudoMaxxer ):


(At first, it may seem like the song is telling you to be yourself, but really I see it as Ava saying you should conform to whatever audience you're dealing with at the moment)

Salutations autists
.

I realize many of you guys don't know how to speak to ppl in general which is a massive problem. You see, personality might be a meme, but neurotypicality is not. You cannot come off as abrasive or hostile to normies, or else they will reject you. Normies are stupid but are necessary to climbing the social ladder.

This is a true story. I suffered so fucking much as a kid because I didn't understand basic social norms, as an only child Pajeet with immigrant parents. I still struggle a lot with not pissing off normies, so this guide is also for me as well as you. It can make the difference between a girl spending another hour with you, when you can rizz her up, or whether she packs up and leaves to get away from you.

Being NT isn't being a pushover/doormat/submissive to society. Rather, it's a preventative measure to ensure normies don't REJECT you. In other words, none of this will make you more likeable, rather it prevents you from being unlikeable. Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you're 2/10 truecel this guide won't magically make girls hop on your dick in the middle of the college library. Rather, it will prevent people from avoiding you in the college library. And yes, you will still have to interact with normies even if you are truecel whether for academically related reasons or other reasons. Besides, most people here are in the LTN-HTN range (I know that 99% of .org thinks they are HTN.)

Furthermore, many of your future male friends (that you need in order to be NT) will start off as normies as well until you get to know them better. Don't make the mistake of making them think you're weak.

Just to let you know, I have taken inspiration from three other threads which I will link in this thread but will cite whenever I borrow something from them.

TL;DR: There are certain things you cannot talk about with normies if you want them to accept you.

inb4 "muh chad can speak however he wants :soy: ." Yes, but YOU are not Chad.


This will be a common theme throughout this post so if you find yourself asking this when I tell you to do something, tell your brain to shut the fuck up and listen to me.



You need to swear a little, among peers and not authority figures like teachers or bosses of course.

If you never swear, you run the risk of being too "Mormon" and looking like a nerd:

Spongebob Roundpants | Magnet


If you curse too much, you run the risk of looking edgy and immature, which is honestly worse. That doesn't fly by a lot of normies.

shadow the hedgehog GIF


I say the best ratio of swear words to other words should be like 1:150. Obviously don't count every time like a sperg but my point is just sprinkle "fuck" or "shit" like once. Don't call women "bitches" or "cunts". In fact, never use the word "retard", "faggot", "cunt", and especially not "nigga/nigger" (should go without saying). STAY AWAY FROM ALL SLURS. Also don't use swear words when talking about people, only inanimate things or occasionally, yourself.

Good: "Bruh I can't believe Professor Mike Mew gave us 10 pages of orthotropics homework. Dude, I don't know if I can go out to the bar tonight. I'm so fucked."

Bad: "Bruh Julia is such an ugly cunt and Bella is borderline retarded. I don't know how she got that job at Starbucks, that bitch."

Flag Palestine GIF by Guy with Red Beard


I am aware that your hoejabi Arab oneitis can't stop posting about "muh Palestine" but as a man you need to shut the fuck up about anything unless prompted to answer. For instance, if someone asks what you think about Da Joos vs Muzzies, the best answer to give is to deflect and say, "It's sad to think about how many innocent children have been killed on both sides. It's tragic really...". Do not ever, ever speak about religion or politicians unless prompted. Depending on who you speak you, you will have to follow the Overton Window.


This BOTB thread goes into far more detail than I do about the Overton Window, and honestly, it's the thread that inspired me to write this ULTIMATE thread.

Gay Pride GIF by Hello All


One more thing I want to touch on: LGBT rights. Despite what normies say, being gay is not widely accepted among normies, it's just that they tolerate it. So basically most "progressive" liberal women will be okay if you say you are fine with gay marriage but are not gay yourself. Like everything else mentioned, NEVER BRING IT UP unless prompted/necessary. Most "Christian" women don't like gay people.

Do you see a pattern here? Being balanced is the key, because most normies are balanced. They aren't special or strong in one particular thing, which makes them prone to disliking extremism.


This might take a bit of introspection and self-awareness which I struggled with for a long time. Don't be sarcastic or condescending to normfags. They don't like it when you talk down to them (despite their peanut brains mentally judging ugly incels 24/7 :feelskek:).

Think about why people on here don't like users like @anthony111553 and @moggathon ...it's because they started insulting people as soon as they registered, which pitted them against everyone at once. Social dynamics are everywhere, even on freakshow websites such as this.

Bullying anyone, even if it's a subhuman, never looks good. Just avoid it at all costs.

Occasionally, it's healthy to poke fun at a buddy or a girl you have a crush on in a group setting. Don't make fun of a flaw they can't control or something serious. NEVER EVER call a normie ugly. Go for something small, like an error in the way they recently comported themselves. Don't make an esoteric complex joke no one will understand, and don't mock multiple people at once because they can gang up on you and "ratio" you IRL.

On the flip side, this is why @Kamui and @Gengar can get away with insulting me sometimes. It's because they are relevant I "know" them (as well as you can know someone on a racist Indian forum), so I don't get super mad when they call me a Dalit or something.

Good joke: 2 weeks after getting to know Bella, I say "Bella is so clumsy. She spilled her water all over me haha." to her friend group.

Bad joke: 8 hours after knowing Julia and Bella, I say "Shut up, Julia, you ugly big-nosed recessed bitch :lul: :lul::lul:), it's over for you and Bella's flat maxilla. No wonder you will be a wageslave forever. It's OVER." At this point, I would be fucked, because I'm pitting my ugly ass against two white women who will tell me to shut up in front of a gaggle of normie freaks.

Girl after I knew her for an hour: are you allergic to pineapple? What if you smell it?

Me: it's not like I'm gonna fucking snort it, am I?

See how this can be offensive? I was clearly joking but even this subtle comment pissed her off and her hatred for me snowballed from there, leading to me getting fired from my job this summer.


You can still be funny in other ways. Just stick to TikTok humor. Reference memes and stuff from NT sources as well when necessary, just make sure they are POPULAR. No one will understand some gay nerdy joke from Skyrim mod #1049583, which leads me to my next point...



This used to be hard for me

In 8th grade, I told a girl I had a crush on that I was excited Star Wars Battlefront 2 was coming out, and she was like "wtf is that". Needless to say, I never pulled her.


Movies, Games, and Sports to talk about from most to least popular:

Good (most normies can relate)Okay (passable to mention a few times or with certain niches)Bad (don't ever bring up or catch people seeing you do this when they don't know you well)
Movies/TVStar Wars (main movies only), Marvel (Big movies only, like spider-man or Avengers Infinity War), Batman, Harry Potter, Twilight (women only), Euphoria, Breaking Bad, The Boys (men only), Invincible, Spongebob, Family Guy, Scream, Vampire Diaries (women only), Barbie Movie, any christopher nolan movie (men only), Disney movies/shows (with girls), FriendsThe Sopranos (sadly most women and young normies haven't seen), Boardwalk Empire, The Wire (outdated for Gen Z/Alpha), Attack on Titan, Death Note, Jujitsu Kaisen, Chainsaw man, Clueless, Young Sheldon (ironically)August Underground (if you know what this is you're fucked), slaughtered vomit dolls, or any other disgusting fetish gory movie. Nerd things like Battlestar Galactica or childish things like Transformers or My Little Pony are bad too. If you watch any of this shit and tell ppl about it IT'S OVER.
GamesFortnite, Minecraft, COD, Apex Legends, Halo, Mario Kart, Roblox (foids LOVE this game for some reason...)Cyberpunk, Fallout, Spider-Man PS4/5 Resident Evil (some girls love this game cuz of Leon), and the Red Dead Redemption series. Basically any popular story game as most women don't like these things.Baldur's Gate (a.k.a Dungeons and Dragons), Sonic, Skyrim, FNAF, or any esoteric title that no one has heard of
SportsFootball, Soccer, Weight Lifting, Basketball (very NT), swimmingBaseball, Running (either participating or watching), Horseracing
Curling, Water polo, anything else niche or gay
MusicThe Weeknd, Dua Lipa, Travis Scott, Taylor Swift, Drake, Lil Uzi Vert,Marina and the Diamonds, Nirvana, Deftones, Cigarettes After Sex, Maneskin, my chemical romance (basically any alt music that emo whores listen to), One Direction (outdated)Video game music (I don't care if I put it in a popular category above, absolutely do not let your girl find out you listen to the Halo soundtrack), Anime OSTs, Nickelback unironically. Will add more as I think of them in the shower...

REMINDER YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THINGS FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE CATEGORIES JUST EXERCISE CAUTION IF THEY ARE IN THE OKAY CATEGORY AND DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IF THEY ARE IN THE BAD CATEGORY.


Another note from the aforementioned @John Cracovizk thread. In fact, he says it better than I do so I will just copy and paste it here. Hopefully that is okay, John:

"From incels :incel: (people who are disgusted or bully you) to chads :chad: (envy and shit), sometimes people who have a dislike towards you may appear, it may be by reference or by remembering a behavior, look or even remembering another person who antagonized them at another time.

It's natural, and to deal with these people you need to have little contact as possible, stay away from those who don't like you for whatever reason, whether it's your fault or not it's always your responsibility to deal with it, your conflict is for the one who will gain the most social credit, the one who will gain the most validation from the group, leave your pride aside and remember: it is a war of morals not of pride.

It is better to be defeated personally than morally.
So, stay within the group's precepts, because everyone will think you did it right, everyone will pat you on the back and you won't lose social credit, the situation and the conflict are temporary, it's better that your antagonist emerge morally defeated with his pride intact than otherwise, but also remember not to let the mask dominate and you lose yourself to the point of allowing yourself to be humiliated and trampled to the point of not being worth the social credit.

There are moments that aren't worth it, if you impose yourself, you'll be trampled on and the group won't come to defend you, but in small conflicts that won't get physical, it's just a fight of pride, they're quite silly and nothing serious. Just be careful when it comes to a discussion with women, as they naturally already have high social credit in our society, and as a man you probably DEFINITELY have less than her, you will have to bite the bullet and don't challenge it, it's better to bite the bullet than end up imposing yourself and seeming the COWARD against a woman."

Very well written. It actually opened my eyes when I first read it.


Not gonna expand on this since I already said so much. All I'll say for this one is that most normfags and women do not think your 9/11 Hitler-Obama animal sodomy slave joke is funny.

Also NEVER don't brag about doing dumb things. Your oneitis doesn't think you're macho because you inject heroin for fun. In fact, many foids can get turned off by alcohol or cig use so be careful who you tell

Furthermore, if you brag about breaking the rules or getting away with something to someone else you’re putting yourself in a position where that person can potentially snitch on you.

This is what normies mean when they say "Just be confident bro :soy:". They mean don't be weak.

Never reach out to normies and tell them about how you are lonely or can't make friends. Opening up to vicious normies is like dropping blood into shark-infested waters. Rehab room goes into depth better than I do:



Furthermore, do not ever, EVER, make self-deprecating jokes or try to be clingy with people who clearly aren't interested in you. Don't ask them to hang out after they cancel on plans or say no to you more than 3 times in a row. Never joke about yourself in any capacity. No, you aren't self-aware, you're just a dance monkey. Also, don't be the class clown if you're in school. Those guys are usually bully victims and no girl goes "he's so hot :aheago:" even if they laugh at his gay jokes.


At this point, you are probably tired of all the reading, so imagine how much effort I put into writing it...

Okay, so I told you what you shouldn't do for the most part. Here is what you should do instead. You might be worried that you won't be funny or charismatic enough, but the good news is that you can still stand out as a "likable and popular guy" if you do these things:

1) "Pick a slayer you know IRL and then LARP as them." This is not my advice but I found that it works quite well. Here's the guy I got it from. (RIP User Vic Mackey):


Gotta fake it till you make it. Obviously don't pretend to be a 10/10 chad who gets laid every weekend because it looks like you're being fake and cocky, but be like "oh yeah I was talking to this girl" (don't mention names so it's harder to verify) which makes it seem like you're popular with the other gender and get around.

2) Unironically lift people up. Normies are incredibly vain and love complements. If you go for a compliment, start with something they did themselves, such as telling them "That shirt goes hard", "I like the way you did your hair", or "you're genuinely the funniest person I've met in a long time". If you know them for a while or are more intimate (i.e. rizzing up a girl) pick a non-erotic-body part. Example: You have really nice eyes. Bonus points if it's something they're obviously insecure about as it makes them feel even safer around you, e.g: "you have a beautiful nose Julia" (actually, she has a giant Jew nose and I secretly hope she gets a rhinoplasty asap).

3) Be funny. Being edgy or racist isn't funny. What IS funny are anecdotes. There are plenty of good videos on how to tell funny stories without being long or complex.

4) say good things about people behind their back. This one is so genius. I ONLY SAY good things about normies whenever they aren't around. If their friends overhear, even better. This will get back to them and they will think extremely highly of them.


General tips:

1) this mostly applies to normalfags and women, not guy friends you are incredibly close with. With my three best friends I use borderline .org humor and am incredibly edgy and obviously, they're not gonna say anything. However, if you aren't close to them err on the side of caution and follow this guide.

2) If it's funny on .org or incels.is , it's probably not funny IRL. Don't go around calling people recessed Dalits and joking about 5' 3" balding Indians. Never bring up the blackpill to women, EVER. This one is so hard for me jfl.

3) This should be your default setting when you don't know someone, but you should adapt as you find more info about them. If you find the group you're with to be slightly more one-way (i.e. finds Andrew Tate funny, feel free to say something about how smoking is cool or something).

4) don’t tell people your business unless you have to. Keep details to a minimum. Everyone must be on a need to know basis. That is how you properly look mysterious, not “muh walk around sulking like an edgelord”.

5) all normies follow this thread subconsciously, 100%. They all know this info in and out. They have an advantage compared to socially stunted dogs like us, so if you choose to ignore this don't come crying to me when you can't solve your "mentalceldom". Think about that when you write DNRD.

6) if you fuck up a little at first, it's okay. I know there are so many rules that it will be hard for the first month or so, but eventually, you should get the hang of it.

Threads referenced (repeated from above):




tagging people who actually show signs of brain activity: @Squirtle @pneumocystosis

shit i literally can't think of anyone else. Whoops.

EDIT: 1/30/2024. Since making this guide i have gotten into exactly ZERO altercations or problems with anyone on a day-to-day basis despite talking to way more people now than i did during my autistic jabbermouth days. Almost like this guide works or something. Crazy.
 
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Thread song (got the idea from @PseudoMaxxer ):


(At first, it may seem like the song is telling you to be yourself, but really I see it as Ava saying you should conform to whatever audience you're dealing with at the moment)

Salutations autists
.

I realize many of you guys don't know how to speak to ppl in general which is a massive problem. You see, personality might be a meme, but neurotypicality is not. You cannot come off as abrasive or hostile to normies, or else they will reject you. Normies are stupid but are necessary to climbing the social ladder.

This is a true story. I suffered so fucking much as a kid because I didn't understand basic social norms, as an only child Pajeet with immigrant parents. I still struggle a lot with not pissing off normies, so this guide is also for me as well as you. It can make the difference between a girl spending another hour with you, when you can rizz her up, or whether she packs up and leaves to get away from you.

Being NT isn't being a pushover/doormat/submissive to society. Rather, it's a preventative measure to ensure normies don't REJECT you. In other words, none of this will make you more likeable, rather it prevents you from being unlikeable. Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you're 2/10 truecel this guide won't magically make girls hop on your dick in the middle of the college library. Rather, it will prevent people from avoiding you in the college library. And yes, you will still have to interact with normies even if you are truecel whether for academically related reasons or other reasons. Besides, most people here are in the LTN-HTN range (I know that 99% of .org thinks they are HTN.)

Furthermore, many of your future male friends (that you need in order to be NT) will start off as normies as well until you get to know them better. Don't make the mistake of making them think you're weak.

Just to let you know, I have taken inspiration from three other threads which I will link in this thread but will cite whenever I borrow something from them.

TL;DR: There are certain things you cannot talk about with normies if you want them to accept you.

inb4 "muh chad can speak however he wants :soy: ." Yes, but YOU are not Chad.


This will be a common theme throughout this post so if you find yourself asking this when I tell you to do something, tell your brain to shut the fuck up and listen to me.



You need to swear a little, among peers and not authority figures like teachers or bosses of course.

If you never swear, you run the risk of being too "Mormon" and looking like a nerd:

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If you curse too much, you run the risk of looking edgy and immature, which is honestly worse. That doesn't fly by a lot of normies.

shadow the hedgehog GIF


I say the best ratio of swear words to other words should be like 1:150. Obviously don't count every time like a sperg but my point is just sprinkle "fuck" or "shit" like once. Don't call women "bitches" or "cunts". In fact, never use the word "retard", "faggot", "cunt", and especially not "nigga/nigger" (should go without saying). STAY AWAY FROM ALL SLURS. Also don't use swear words when talking about people, only inanimate things or occasionally, yourself.

Good: "Bruh I can't believe Professor Mike Mew gave us 10 pages of orthotropics homework. Dude, I don't know if I can go out to the bar tonight. I'm so fucked."

Bad: "Bruh Julia is such an ugly cunt and Bella is borderline retarded. I don't know how she got that job at Starbucks, that bitch."

Flag Palestine GIF by Guy with Red Beard


I am aware that your hoejabi Arab oneitis can't stop posting about "muh Palestine" but as a man you need to shut the fuck up about anything unless prompted to answer. For instance, if someone asks what you think about Da Joos vs Muzzies, the best answer to give is to deflect and say, "It's sad to think about how many innocent children have been killed on both sides. It's tragic really...". Do not ever, ever speak about religion or politicians unless prompted. Depending on who you speak you, you will have to follow the Overton Window.


This BOTB thread goes into far more detail than I do about the Overton Window, and honestly, it's the thread that inspired me to write this ULTIMATE thread.

Gay Pride GIF by Hello All


One more thing I want to touch on: LGBT rights. Despite what normies say, being gay is not widely accepted among normies, it's just that they tolerate it. So basically most "progressive" liberal women will be okay if you say you are fine with gay marriage but are not gay yourself. Like everything else mentioned, NEVER BRING IT UP unless prompted/necessary. Most "Christian" women don't like gay people.

Do you see a pattern here? Being balanced is the key, because most normies are balanced. They aren't special or strong in one particular thing, which makes them prone to disliking extremism.


This might take a bit of introspection and self-awareness which I struggled with for a long time. Don't be sarcastic or condescending to normfags. They don't like it when you talk down to them (despite their peanut brains mentally judging ugly incels 24/7 :feelskek:).

Think about why people on here don't like users like @anthony111553 and @moggathon ...it's because they started insulting people as soon as they registered, which pitted them against everyone at once. Social dynamics are everywhere, even on freakshow websites such as this.

Bullying anyone, even if it's a subhuman, never looks good. Just avoid it at all costs.

Occasionally, it's healthy to poke fun at a buddy or a girl you have a crush on in a group setting. Don't make fun of a flaw they can't control or something serious. NEVER EVER call a normie ugly. Go for something small, like an error in the way they recently comported themselves. Don't make an esoteric complex joke no one will understand, and don't mock multiple people at once because they can gang up on you and "ratio" you IRL.

On the flip side, this is why @Kamui and @Gengar can get away with insulting me sometimes. It's because they are relevant I "know" them (as well as you can know someone on a racist Indian forum), so I don't get super mad when they call me a Dalit or something.

Good joke: 2 weeks after getting to know Bella, I say "Bella is so clumsy. She spilled her water all over me haha." to her friend group.

Bad joke: 8 hours after knowing Julia and Bella, I say "Shut up, Julia, you ugly big-nosed recessed bitch :lul: :lul::lul:), it's over for you and Bella's flat maxilla. No wonder you will be a wageslave forever. It's OVER." At this point, I would be fucked, because I'm pitting my ugly ass against two white women who will tell me to shut up in front of a gaggle of normie freaks.

Girl after I knew her for an hour: are you allergic to pineapple? What if you smell it?

Me: it's not like I'm gonna fucking snort it, am I?

See how this can be offensive? I was clearly joking but even this subtle comment pissed her off and her hatred for me snowballed from there, leading to me getting fired from my job this summer.


You can still be funny in other ways. Just stick to TikTok humor. Reference memes and stuff from NT sources as well when necessary, just make sure they are POPULAR. No one will understand some gay nerdy joke from Skyrim mod #1049583, which leads me to my next point...



This used to be hard for me

In 8th grade, I told a girl I had a crush on that I was excited Star Wars Battlefront 2 was coming out, and she was like "wtf is that". Needless to say, I never pulled her.


Movies, Games, and Sports to talk about from most to least popular:

Good (most normies can relate)Okay (passable to mention a few times or with certain niches)Bad (don't ever bring up or catch people seeing you do this when they don't know you well)
Movies/TVStar Wars (main movies only), Marvel (Big movies only, like spider-man or Avengers Infinity War), Batman, Harry Potter, Twilight (women only), Euphoria, Breaking Bad, The Boys (men only), Invincible, Spongebob, Family Guy, Scream, Vampire Diaries (women only), Barbie Movie, any christopher nolan movie (men only), Disney movies/shows (with girls), FriendsThe Sopranos (sadly most women and young normies haven't seen), Boardwalk Empire, The Wire (outdated for Gen Z/Alpha), Attack on Titan, Death Note, Jujitsu Kaisen, Chainsaw man, Clueless, Young Sheldon (ironically)August Underground (if you know what this is you're fucked), slaughtered vomit dolls, or any other disgusting fetish gory movie. Nerd things like Battlestar Galactica or childish things like Transformers or My Little Pony are bad too. If you watch any of this shit and tell ppl about it IT'S OVER.
GamesFortnite, Minecraft, COD, Apex Legends, Halo, Mario Kart, Roblox (foids LOVE this game for some reason...)Cyberpunk, Fallout, Spider-Man PS4/5 Resident Evil (some girls love this game cuz of Leon), and the Red Dead Redemption series. Basically any popular story game as most women don't like these things.Baldur's Gate (a.k.a Dungeons and Dragons), Sonic, Skyrim, FNAF, or any esoteric title that no one has heard of
SportsFootball, Soccer, Weight Lifting, Basketball (very NT), swimmingBaseball, Running (either participating or watching), Horseracing
Curling, Water polo, anything else niche or gay
MusicThe Weeknd, Dua Lipa, Travis Scott, Taylor Swift, Drake, Lil Uzi Vert, One Direction,Marina and the Diamonds, Nirvana, Deftones, Cigarettes After Sex, Maneskin, my chemical romance (basically any alt music that emo whores listen to)Video game music (I don't care if I put it in a popular category above, absolutely do not let your girl find out you listen to the Halo soundtrack), Anime OSTs, Nickelback unironically. Will add more as I think of them in the shower...

REMINDER YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THINGS FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE CATEGORIES JUST EXERCISE CAUTION IF THEY ARE IN THE OKAY CATEGORY AND DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IF THEY ARE IN THE BAD CATEGORY.


Another note from the aforementioned @John Cracovizk thread. In fact, he says it better than I do so I will just copy and paste it here. Hopefully that is okay, John:

"From incels :incel: (people who are disgusted or bully you) to chads :chad: (envy and shit), sometimes people who have a dislike towards you may appear, it may be by reference or by remembering a behavior, look or even remembering another person who antagonized them at another time.

It's natural, and to deal with these people you need to have little contact as possible, stay away from those who don't like you for whatever reason, whether it's your fault or not it's always your responsibility to deal with it, your conflict is for the one who will gain the most social credit, the one who will gain the most validation from the group, leave your pride aside and remember: it is a war of morals not of pride.

It is better to be defeated personally than morally.
So, stay within the group's precepts, because everyone will think you did it right, everyone will pat you on the back and you won't lose social credit, the situation and the conflict are temporary, it's better that your antagonist emerge morally defeated with his pride intact than otherwise, but also remember not to let the mask dominate and you lose yourself to the point of allowing yourself to be humiliated and trampled to the point of not being worth the social credit.

There are moments that aren't worth it, if you impose yourself, you'll be trampled on and the group won't come to defend you, but in small conflicts that won't get physical, it's just a fight of pride, they're quite silly and nothing serious. Just be careful when it comes to a discussion with women, as they naturally already have high social credit in our society, and as a man you probably DEFINITELY have less than her, you will have to bite the bullet and don't challenge it, it's better to bite the bullet than end up imposing yourself and seeming the COWARD against a woman."

Very well written. It actually opened my eyes when I first read it.


Not gonna expand on this since I already said so much. All I'll say for this one is that most normfags and women do not think your 9/11 Hitler-Obama animal sodomy slave joke is funny.

Also NEVER don't brag about doing dumb things. Your oneitis doesn't think you're macho because you inject heroin for fun. In fact, many foids can get turned off by alcohol or cig use so be careful who you tell

Furthermore, if you brag about breaking the rules or getting away with something to someone else you’re putting yourself in a position where that person can potentially snitch on you.

This is what normies mean when they say "Just be confident bro :soy:". They mean don't be weak.

Never reach out to normies and tell them about how you are lonely or can't make friends. Opening up to vicious normies is like dropping blood into shark-infested waters. Rehab room goes into depth better than I do:



Furthermore, do not ever, EVER, make self-deprecating jokes or try to be clingy with people who clearly aren't interested in you. Don't ask them to hang out after they cancel on plans or say no to you more than 3 times in a row. Never joke about yourself in any capacity. No, you aren't self-aware, you're just a dance monkey. Also, don't be the class clown if you're in school. Those guys are usually bully victims and no girl goes "he's so hot :aheago:" even if they laugh at his gay jokes.


At this point, you are probably tired of all the reading, so imagine how much effort I put into writing it...

Okay, so I told you what you shouldn't do for the most part. Here is what you should do instead. You might be worried that you won't be funny or charismatic enough, but the good news is that you can still stand out as a "likable and popular guy" if you do these things:

1) "Pick a slayer you know IRL and then LARP as them." This is not my advice but I found that it works quite well. Here's the guy I got it from. (RIP User Vic Mackey):


Gotta fake it till you make it. Obviously don't pretend to be a 10/10 chad who gets laid every weekend because it looks like you're being fake and cocky, but be like "oh yeah I was talking to this girl" (don't mention names so it's harder to verify) which makes it seem like you're popular with the other gender and get around.

2) Unironically lift people up. Normies are incredibly vain and love complements. If you go for a compliment, start with something they did themselves, such as telling them "That shirt goes hard", "I like the way you did your hair", or "you're genuinely the funniest person I've met in a long time". If you know them for a while or are more intimate (i.e. rizzing up a girl) pick a non-erotic-body part. Example: You have really nice eyes. Bonus points if it's something they're obviously insecure about as it makes them feel even safer around you, e.g: "you have a beautiful nose Julia" (actually, she has a giant Jew nose and I secretly hope she gets a rhinoplasty asap).

3) Be funny. Being edgy or racist isn't funny. What IS funny are anecdotes. There are plenty of good videos on how to tell funny stories without being long or complex.

4) say good things about people behind their back. This one is so genius. I ONLY SAY good things about normies whenever they aren't around. If their friends overhear, even better. This will get back to them and they will think extremely highly of them.


General tips:

1) this mostly applies to normalfags and women, not guy friends you are incredibly close with. With my three best friends I use borderline .org humor and am incredibly edgy and obviously, they're not gonna say anything. However, if you aren't close to them err on the side of caution and follow this guide.

2) If it's funny on .org or incels.is , it's probably not funny IRL. Don't go around calling people recessed Dalits and joking about 5' 3" balding Indians. Never bring up the blackpill to women, EVER. This one is so hard for me jfl.

3) This should be your default setting when you don't know someone, but you should adapt as you find more info about them. If you find the group you're with to be slightly more one-way (i.e. finds Andrew Tate funny, feel free to say something about how smoking is cool or something).

4) don’t tell people your business unless you have to. Keep details to a minimum. Everyone must be on a need to know basis. That is how you properly look mysterious, not “muh walk around sulking like an edgelord”.

5) all normies follow this thread subconsciously, 100%. They all know this info in and out. They have an advantage compared to socially stunted dogs like us, so if you choose to ignore this don't come crying to me when you can't solve your "mentalceldom". Think about that when you write DNRD.

6) if you fuck up a little at first, it's okay. I know there are so many rules that it will be hard for the first month or so, but eventually, you should get the hang of it.

Threads referenced (repeated from above):




tagging people who actually show signs of brain activity: @Squirtle @pneumocystosis

shit i literally can't think of anyone else. Whoops.

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Thread song (got the idea from @PseudoMaxxer ):


(At first, it may seem like the song is telling you to be yourself, but really I see it as Ava saying you should conform to whatever audience you're dealing with at the moment)

Salutations autists
.

I realize many of you guys don't know how to speak to ppl in general which is a massive problem. You see, personality might be a meme, but neurotypicality is not. You cannot come off as abrasive or hostile to normies, or else they will reject you. Normies are stupid but are necessary to climbing the social ladder.

This is a true story. I suffered so fucking much as a kid because I didn't understand basic social norms, as an only child Pajeet with immigrant parents. I still struggle a lot with not pissing off normies, so this guide is also for me as well as you. It can make the difference between a girl spending another hour with you, when you can rizz her up, or whether she packs up and leaves to get away from you.

Being NT isn't being a pushover/doormat/submissive to society. Rather, it's a preventative measure to ensure normies don't REJECT you. In other words, none of this will make you more likeable, rather it prevents you from being unlikeable. Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you're 2/10 truecel this guide won't magically make girls hop on your dick in the middle of the college library. Rather, it will prevent people from avoiding you in the college library. And yes, you will still have to interact with normies even if you are truecel whether for academically related reasons or other reasons. Besides, most people here are in the LTN-HTN range (I know that 99% of .org thinks they are HTN.)

Furthermore, many of your future male friends (that you need in order to be NT) will start off as normies as well until you get to know them better. Don't make the mistake of making them think you're weak.

Just to let you know, I have taken inspiration from three other threads which I will link in this thread but will cite whenever I borrow something from them.

TL;DR: There are certain things you cannot talk about with normies if you want them to accept you.

inb4 "muh chad can speak however he wants :soy: ." Yes, but YOU are not Chad.


This will be a common theme throughout this post so if you find yourself asking this when I tell you to do something, tell your brain to shut the fuck up and listen to me.



You need to swear a little, among peers and not authority figures like teachers or bosses of course.

If you never swear, you run the risk of being too "Mormon" and looking like a nerd:

View attachment 2662457

If you curse too much, you run the risk of looking edgy and immature, which is honestly worse. That doesn't fly by a lot of normies.

shadow the hedgehog GIF


I say the best ratio of swear words to other words should be like 1:150. Obviously don't count every time like a sperg but my point is just sprinkle "fuck" or "shit" like once. Don't call women "bitches" or "cunts". In fact, never use the word "retard", "faggot", "cunt", and especially not "nigga/nigger" (should go without saying). STAY AWAY FROM ALL SLURS. Also don't use swear words when talking about people, only inanimate things or occasionally, yourself.

Good: "Bruh I can't believe Professor Mike Mew gave us 10 pages of orthotropics homework. Dude, I don't know if I can go out to the bar tonight. I'm so fucked."

Bad: "Bruh Julia is such an ugly cunt and Bella is borderline retarded. I don't know how she got that job at Starbucks, that bitch."

Flag Palestine GIF by Guy with Red Beard


I am aware that your hoejabi Arab oneitis can't stop posting about "muh Palestine" but as a man you need to shut the fuck up about anything unless prompted to answer. For instance, if someone asks what you think about Da Joos vs Muzzies, the best answer to give is to deflect and say, "It's sad to think about how many innocent children have been killed on both sides. It's tragic really...". Do not ever, ever speak about religion or politicians unless prompted. Depending on who you speak you, you will have to follow the Overton Window.


This BOTB thread goes into far more detail than I do about the Overton Window, and honestly, it's the thread that inspired me to write this ULTIMATE thread.

Gay Pride GIF by Hello All


One more thing I want to touch on: LGBT rights. Despite what normies say, being gay is not widely accepted among normies, it's just that they tolerate it. So basically most "progressive" liberal women will be okay if you say you are fine with gay marriage but are not gay yourself. Like everything else mentioned, NEVER BRING IT UP unless prompted/necessary. Most "Christian" women don't like gay people.

Do you see a pattern here? Being balanced is the key, because most normies are balanced. They aren't special or strong in one particular thing, which makes them prone to disliking extremism.


This might take a bit of introspection and self-awareness which I struggled with for a long time. Don't be sarcastic or condescending to normfags. They don't like it when you talk down to them (despite their peanut brains mentally judging ugly incels 24/7 :feelskek:).

Think about why people on here don't like users like @anthony111553 and @moggathon ...it's because they started insulting people as soon as they registered, which pitted them against everyone at once. Social dynamics are everywhere, even on freakshow websites such as this.

Bullying anyone, even if it's a subhuman, never looks good. Just avoid it at all costs.

Occasionally, it's healthy to poke fun at a buddy or a girl you have a crush on in a group setting. Don't make fun of a flaw they can't control or something serious. NEVER EVER call a normie ugly. Go for something small, like an error in the way they recently comported themselves. Don't make an esoteric complex joke no one will understand, and don't mock multiple people at once because they can gang up on you and "ratio" you IRL.

On the flip side, this is why @Kamui and @Gengar can get away with insulting me sometimes. It's because they are relevant I "know" them (as well as you can know someone on a racist Indian forum), so I don't get super mad when they call me a Dalit or something.

Good joke: 2 weeks after getting to know Bella, I say "Bella is so clumsy. She spilled her water all over me haha." to her friend group.

Bad joke: 8 hours after knowing Julia and Bella, I say "Shut up, Julia, you ugly big-nosed recessed bitch :lul: :lul::lul:), it's over for you and Bella's flat maxilla. No wonder you will be a wageslave forever. It's OVER." At this point, I would be fucked, because I'm pitting my ugly ass against two white women who will tell me to shut up in front of a gaggle of normie freaks.

Girl after I knew her for an hour: are you allergic to pineapple? What if you smell it?

Me: it's not like I'm gonna fucking snort it, am I?

See how this can be offensive? I was clearly joking but even this subtle comment pissed her off and her hatred for me snowballed from there, leading to me getting fired from my job this summer.


You can still be funny in other ways. Just stick to TikTok humor. Reference memes and stuff from NT sources as well when necessary, just make sure they are POPULAR. No one will understand some gay nerdy joke from Skyrim mod #1049583, which leads me to my next point...



This used to be hard for me

In 8th grade, I told a girl I had a crush on that I was excited Star Wars Battlefront 2 was coming out, and she was like "wtf is that". Needless to say, I never pulled her.


Movies, Games, and Sports to talk about from most to least popular:

Good (most normies can relate)Okay (passable to mention a few times or with certain niches)Bad (don't ever bring up or catch people seeing you do this when they don't know you well)
Movies/TVStar Wars (main movies only), Marvel (Big movies only, like spider-man or Avengers Infinity War), Batman, Harry Potter, Twilight (women only), Euphoria, Breaking Bad, The Boys (men only), Invincible, Spongebob, Family Guy, Scream, Vampire Diaries (women only), Barbie Movie, any christopher nolan movie (men only), Disney movies/shows (with girls), FriendsThe Sopranos (sadly most women and young normies haven't seen), Boardwalk Empire, The Wire (outdated for Gen Z/Alpha), Attack on Titan, Death Note, Jujitsu Kaisen, Chainsaw man, Clueless, Young Sheldon (ironically)August Underground (if you know what this is you're fucked), slaughtered vomit dolls, or any other disgusting fetish gory movie. Nerd things like Battlestar Galactica or childish things like Transformers or My Little Pony are bad too. If you watch any of this shit and tell ppl about it IT'S OVER.
GamesFortnite, Minecraft, COD, Apex Legends, Halo, Mario Kart, Roblox (foids LOVE this game for some reason...)Cyberpunk, Fallout, Spider-Man PS4/5 Resident Evil (some girls love this game cuz of Leon), and the Red Dead Redemption series. Basically any popular story game as most women don't like these things.Baldur's Gate (a.k.a Dungeons and Dragons), Sonic, Skyrim, FNAF, or any esoteric title that no one has heard of
SportsFootball, Soccer, Weight Lifting, Basketball (very NT), swimmingBaseball, Running (either participating or watching), Horseracing
Curling, Water polo, anything else niche or gay
MusicThe Weeknd, Dua Lipa, Travis Scott, Taylor Swift, Drake, Lil Uzi Vert, One Direction,Marina and the Diamonds, Nirvana, Deftones, Cigarettes After Sex, Maneskin, my chemical romance (basically any alt music that emo whores listen to)Video game music (I don't care if I put it in a popular category above, absolutely do not let your girl find out you listen to the Halo soundtrack), Anime OSTs, Nickelback unironically. Will add more as I think of them in the shower...

REMINDER YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THINGS FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE CATEGORIES JUST EXERCISE CAUTION IF THEY ARE IN THE OKAY CATEGORY AND DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IF THEY ARE IN THE BAD CATEGORY.


Another note from the aforementioned @John Cracovizk thread. In fact, he says it better than I do so I will just copy and paste it here. Hopefully that is okay, John:

"From incels :incel: (people who are disgusted or bully you) to chads :chad: (envy and shit), sometimes people who have a dislike towards you may appear, it may be by reference or by remembering a behavior, look or even remembering another person who antagonized them at another time.

It's natural, and to deal with these people you need to have little contact as possible, stay away from those who don't like you for whatever reason, whether it's your fault or not it's always your responsibility to deal with it, your conflict is for the one who will gain the most social credit, the one who will gain the most validation from the group, leave your pride aside and remember: it is a war of morals not of pride.

It is better to be defeated personally than morally.
So, stay within the group's precepts, because everyone will think you did it right, everyone will pat you on the back and you won't lose social credit, the situation and the conflict are temporary, it's better that your antagonist emerge morally defeated with his pride intact than otherwise, but also remember not to let the mask dominate and you lose yourself to the point of allowing yourself to be humiliated and trampled to the point of not being worth the social credit.

There are moments that aren't worth it, if you impose yourself, you'll be trampled on and the group won't come to defend you, but in small conflicts that won't get physical, it's just a fight of pride, they're quite silly and nothing serious. Just be careful when it comes to a discussion with women, as they naturally already have high social credit in our society, and as a man you probably DEFINITELY have less than her, you will have to bite the bullet and don't challenge it, it's better to bite the bullet than end up imposing yourself and seeming the COWARD against a woman."

Very well written. It actually opened my eyes when I first read it.


Not gonna expand on this since I already said so much. All I'll say for this one is that most normfags and women do not think your 9/11 Hitler-Obama animal sodomy slave joke is funny.

Also NEVER don't brag about doing dumb things. Your oneitis doesn't think you're macho because you inject heroin for fun. In fact, many foids can get turned off by alcohol or cig use so be careful who you tell

Furthermore, if you brag about breaking the rules or getting away with something to someone else you’re putting yourself in a position where that person can potentially snitch on you.

This is what normies mean when they say "Just be confident bro :soy:". They mean don't be weak.

Never reach out to normies and tell them about how you are lonely or can't make friends. Opening up to vicious normies is like dropping blood into shark-infested waters. Rehab room goes into depth better than I do:



Furthermore, do not ever, EVER, make self-deprecating jokes or try to be clingy with people who clearly aren't interested in you. Don't ask them to hang out after they cancel on plans or say no to you more than 3 times in a row. Never joke about yourself in any capacity. No, you aren't self-aware, you're just a dance monkey. Also, don't be the class clown if you're in school. Those guys are usually bully victims and no girl goes "he's so hot :aheago:" even if they laugh at his gay jokes.


At this point, you are probably tired of all the reading, so imagine how much effort I put into writing it...

Okay, so I told you what you shouldn't do for the most part. Here is what you should do instead. You might be worried that you won't be funny or charismatic enough, but the good news is that you can still stand out as a "likable and popular guy" if you do these things:

1) "Pick a slayer you know IRL and then LARP as them." This is not my advice but I found that it works quite well. Here's the guy I got it from. (RIP User Vic Mackey):


Gotta fake it till you make it. Obviously don't pretend to be a 10/10 chad who gets laid every weekend because it looks like you're being fake and cocky, but be like "oh yeah I was talking to this girl" (don't mention names so it's harder to verify) which makes it seem like you're popular with the other gender and get around.

2) Unironically lift people up. Normies are incredibly vain and love complements. If you go for a compliment, start with something they did themselves, such as telling them "That shirt goes hard", "I like the way you did your hair", or "you're genuinely the funniest person I've met in a long time". If you know them for a while or are more intimate (i.e. rizzing up a girl) pick a non-erotic-body part. Example: You have really nice eyes. Bonus points if it's something they're obviously insecure about as it makes them feel even safer around you, e.g: "you have a beautiful nose Julia" (actually, she has a giant Jew nose and I secretly hope she gets a rhinoplasty asap).

3) Be funny. Being edgy or racist isn't funny. What IS funny are anecdotes. There are plenty of good videos on how to tell funny stories without being long or complex.

4) say good things about people behind their back. This one is so genius. I ONLY SAY good things about normies whenever they aren't around. If their friends overhear, even better. This will get back to them and they will think extremely highly of them.


General tips:

1) this mostly applies to normalfags and women, not guy friends you are incredibly close with. With my three best friends I use borderline .org humor and am incredibly edgy and obviously, they're not gonna say anything. However, if you aren't close to them err on the side of caution and follow this guide.

2) If it's funny on .org or incels.is , it's probably not funny IRL. Don't go around calling people recessed Dalits and joking about 5' 3" balding Indians. Never bring up the blackpill to women, EVER. This one is so hard for me jfl.

3) This should be your default setting when you don't know someone, but you should adapt as you find more info about them. If you find the group you're with to be slightly more one-way (i.e. finds Andrew Tate funny, feel free to say something about how smoking is cool or something).

4) don’t tell people your business unless you have to. Keep details to a minimum. Everyone must be on a need to know basis. That is how you properly look mysterious, not “muh walk around sulking like an edgelord”.

5) all normies follow this thread subconsciously, 100%. They all know this info in and out. They have an advantage compared to socially stunted dogs like us, so if you choose to ignore this don't come crying to me when you can't solve your "mentalceldom". Think about that when you write DNRD.

6) if you fuck up a little at first, it's okay. I know there are so many rules that it will be hard for the first month or so, but eventually, you should get the hang of it.

Threads referenced (repeated from above):




tagging people who actually show signs of brain activity: @Squirtle @pneumocystosis

shit i literally can't think of anyone else. Whoops.

That's the most autistic post I've ever seen. It's BluePilled AF. Dark Triad>>>>
 
Holy shit bookmarked good job will read l8r
 
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Thread song (got the idea from @PseudoMaxxer ):


(At first, it may seem like the song is telling you to be yourself, but really I see it as Ava saying you should conform to whatever audience you're dealing with at the moment)

Salutations autists
.

I realize many of you guys don't know how to speak to ppl in general which is a massive problem. You see, personality might be a meme, but neurotypicality is not. You cannot come off as abrasive or hostile to normies, or else they will reject you. Normies are stupid but are necessary to climbing the social ladder.

This is a true story. I suffered so fucking much as a kid because I didn't understand basic social norms, as an only child Pajeet with immigrant parents. I still struggle a lot with not pissing off normies, so this guide is also for me as well as you. It can make the difference between a girl spending another hour with you, when you can rizz her up, or whether she packs up and leaves to get away from you.

Being NT isn't being a pushover/doormat/submissive to society. Rather, it's a preventative measure to ensure normies don't REJECT you. In other words, none of this will make you more likeable, rather it prevents you from being unlikeable. Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you're 2/10 truecel this guide won't magically make girls hop on your dick in the middle of the college library. Rather, it will prevent people from avoiding you in the college library. And yes, you will still have to interact with normies even if you are truecel whether for academically related reasons or other reasons. Besides, most people here are in the LTN-HTN range (I know that 99% of .org thinks they are HTN.)

Furthermore, many of your future male friends (that you need in order to be NT) will start off as normies as well until you get to know them better. Don't make the mistake of making them think you're weak.

Just to let you know, I have taken inspiration from three other threads which I will link in this thread but will cite whenever I borrow something from them.

TL;DR: There are certain things you cannot talk about with normies if you want them to accept you.

inb4 "muh chad can speak however he wants :soy: ." Yes, but YOU are not Chad.


This will be a common theme throughout this post so if you find yourself asking this when I tell you to do something, tell your brain to shut the fuck up and listen to me.



You need to swear a little, among peers and not authority figures like teachers or bosses of course.

If you never swear, you run the risk of being too "Mormon" and looking like a nerd:

View attachment 2662457

If you curse too much, you run the risk of looking edgy and immature, which is honestly worse. That doesn't fly by a lot of normies.

shadow the hedgehog GIF


I say the best ratio of swear words to other words should be like 1:150. Obviously don't count every time like a sperg but my point is just sprinkle "fuck" or "shit" like once. Don't call women "bitches" or "cunts". In fact, never use the word "retard", "faggot", "cunt", and especially not "nigga/nigger" (should go without saying). STAY AWAY FROM ALL SLURS. Also don't use swear words when talking about people, only inanimate things or occasionally, yourself.

Good: "Bruh I can't believe Professor Mike Mew gave us 10 pages of orthotropics homework. Dude, I don't know if I can go out to the bar tonight. I'm so fucked."

Bad: "Bruh Julia is such an ugly cunt and Bella is borderline retarded. I don't know how she got that job at Starbucks, that bitch."

Flag Palestine GIF by Guy with Red Beard


I am aware that your hoejabi Arab oneitis can't stop posting about "muh Palestine" but as a man you need to shut the fuck up about anything unless prompted to answer. For instance, if someone asks what you think about Da Joos vs Muzzies, the best answer to give is to deflect and say, "It's sad to think about how many innocent children have been killed on both sides. It's tragic really...". Do not ever, ever speak about religion or politicians unless prompted. Depending on who you speak you, you will have to follow the Overton Window.


This BOTB thread goes into far more detail than I do about the Overton Window, and honestly, it's the thread that inspired me to write this ULTIMATE thread.

Gay Pride GIF by Hello All


One more thing I want to touch on: LGBT rights. Despite what normies say, being gay is not widely accepted among normies, it's just that they tolerate it. So basically most "progressive" liberal women will be okay if you say you are fine with gay marriage but are not gay yourself. Like everything else mentioned, NEVER BRING IT UP unless prompted/necessary. Most "Christian" women don't like gay people.

Do you see a pattern here? Being balanced is the key, because most normies are balanced. They aren't special or strong in one particular thing, which makes them prone to disliking extremism.


This might take a bit of introspection and self-awareness which I struggled with for a long time. Don't be sarcastic or condescending to normfags. They don't like it when you talk down to them (despite their peanut brains mentally judging ugly incels 24/7 :feelskek:).

Think about why people on here don't like users like @anthony111553 and @moggathon ...it's because they started insulting people as soon as they registered, which pitted them against everyone at once. Social dynamics are everywhere, even on freakshow websites such as this.

Bullying anyone, even if it's a subhuman, never looks good. Just avoid it at all costs.

Occasionally, it's healthy to poke fun at a buddy or a girl you have a crush on in a group setting. Don't make fun of a flaw they can't control or something serious. NEVER EVER call a normie ugly. Go for something small, like an error in the way they recently comported themselves. Don't make an esoteric complex joke no one will understand, and don't mock multiple people at once because they can gang up on you and "ratio" you IRL.

On the flip side, this is why @Kamui and @Gengar can get away with insulting me sometimes. It's because they are relevant I "know" them (as well as you can know someone on a racist Indian forum), so I don't get super mad when they call me a Dalit or something.

Good joke: 2 weeks after getting to know Bella, I say "Bella is so clumsy. She spilled her water all over me haha." to her friend group.

Bad joke: 8 hours after knowing Julia and Bella, I say "Shut up, Julia, you ugly big-nosed recessed bitch :lul: :lul::lul:), it's over for you and Bella's flat maxilla. No wonder you will be a wageslave forever. It's OVER." At this point, I would be fucked, because I'm pitting my ugly ass against two white women who will tell me to shut up in front of a gaggle of normie freaks.

Girl after I knew her for an hour: are you allergic to pineapple? What if you smell it?

Me: it's not like I'm gonna fucking snort it, am I?

See how this can be offensive? I was clearly joking but even this subtle comment pissed her off and her hatred for me snowballed from there, leading to me getting fired from my job this summer.


You can still be funny in other ways. Just stick to TikTok humor. Reference memes and stuff from NT sources as well when necessary, just make sure they are POPULAR. No one will understand some gay nerdy joke from Skyrim mod #1049583, which leads me to my next point...



This used to be hard for me

In 8th grade, I told a girl I had a crush on that I was excited Star Wars Battlefront 2 was coming out, and she was like "wtf is that". Needless to say, I never pulled her.


Movies, Games, and Sports to talk about from most to least popular:

Good (most normies can relate)Okay (passable to mention a few times or with certain niches)Bad (don't ever bring up or catch people seeing you do this when they don't know you well)
Movies/TVStar Wars (main movies only), Marvel (Big movies only, like spider-man or Avengers Infinity War), Batman, Harry Potter, Twilight (women only), Euphoria, Breaking Bad, The Boys (men only), Invincible, Spongebob, Family Guy, Scream, Vampire Diaries (women only), Barbie Movie, any christopher nolan movie (men only), Disney movies/shows (with girls), FriendsThe Sopranos (sadly most women and young normies haven't seen), Boardwalk Empire, The Wire (outdated for Gen Z/Alpha), Attack on Titan, Death Note, Jujitsu Kaisen, Chainsaw man, Clueless, Young Sheldon (ironically)August Underground (if you know what this is you're fucked), slaughtered vomit dolls, or any other disgusting fetish gory movie. Nerd things like Battlestar Galactica or childish things like Transformers or My Little Pony are bad too. If you watch any of this shit and tell ppl about it IT'S OVER.
GamesFortnite, Minecraft, COD, Apex Legends, Halo, Mario Kart, Roblox (foids LOVE this game for some reason...)Cyberpunk, Fallout, Spider-Man PS4/5 Resident Evil (some girls love this game cuz of Leon), and the Red Dead Redemption series. Basically any popular story game as most women don't like these things.Baldur's Gate (a.k.a Dungeons and Dragons), Sonic, Skyrim, FNAF, or any esoteric title that no one has heard of
SportsFootball, Soccer, Weight Lifting, Basketball (very NT), swimmingBaseball, Running (either participating or watching), Horseracing
Curling, Water polo, anything else niche or gay
MusicThe Weeknd, Dua Lipa, Travis Scott, Taylor Swift, Drake, Lil Uzi Vert, One Direction,Marina and the Diamonds, Nirvana, Deftones, Cigarettes After Sex, Maneskin, my chemical romance (basically any alt music that emo whores listen to)Video game music (I don't care if I put it in a popular category above, absolutely do not let your girl find out you listen to the Halo soundtrack), Anime OSTs, Nickelback unironically. Will add more as I think of them in the shower...

REMINDER YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THINGS FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE CATEGORIES JUST EXERCISE CAUTION IF THEY ARE IN THE OKAY CATEGORY AND DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IF THEY ARE IN THE BAD CATEGORY.


Another note from the aforementioned @John Cracovizk thread. In fact, he says it better than I do so I will just copy and paste it here. Hopefully that is okay, John:

"From incels :incel: (people who are disgusted or bully you) to chads :chad: (envy and shit), sometimes people who have a dislike towards you may appear, it may be by reference or by remembering a behavior, look or even remembering another person who antagonized them at another time.

It's natural, and to deal with these people you need to have little contact as possible, stay away from those who don't like you for whatever reason, whether it's your fault or not it's always your responsibility to deal with it, your conflict is for the one who will gain the most social credit, the one who will gain the most validation from the group, leave your pride aside and remember: it is a war of morals not of pride.

It is better to be defeated personally than morally.
So, stay within the group's precepts, because everyone will think you did it right, everyone will pat you on the back and you won't lose social credit, the situation and the conflict are temporary, it's better that your antagonist emerge morally defeated with his pride intact than otherwise, but also remember not to let the mask dominate and you lose yourself to the point of allowing yourself to be humiliated and trampled to the point of not being worth the social credit.

There are moments that aren't worth it, if you impose yourself, you'll be trampled on and the group won't come to defend you, but in small conflicts that won't get physical, it's just a fight of pride, they're quite silly and nothing serious. Just be careful when it comes to a discussion with women, as they naturally already have high social credit in our society, and as a man you probably DEFINITELY have less than her, you will have to bite the bullet and don't challenge it, it's better to bite the bullet than end up imposing yourself and seeming the COWARD against a woman."

Very well written. It actually opened my eyes when I first read it.


Not gonna expand on this since I already said so much. All I'll say for this one is that most normfags and women do not think your 9/11 Hitler-Obama animal sodomy slave joke is funny.

Also NEVER don't brag about doing dumb things. Your oneitis doesn't think you're macho because you inject heroin for fun. In fact, many foids can get turned off by alcohol or cig use so be careful who you tell

Furthermore, if you brag about breaking the rules or getting away with something to someone else you’re putting yourself in a position where that person can potentially snitch on you.

This is what normies mean when they say "Just be confident bro :soy:". They mean don't be weak.

Never reach out to normies and tell them about how you are lonely or can't make friends. Opening up to vicious normies is like dropping blood into shark-infested waters. Rehab room goes into depth better than I do:



Furthermore, do not ever, EVER, make self-deprecating jokes or try to be clingy with people who clearly aren't interested in you. Don't ask them to hang out after they cancel on plans or say no to you more than 3 times in a row. Never joke about yourself in any capacity. No, you aren't self-aware, you're just a dance monkey. Also, don't be the class clown if you're in school. Those guys are usually bully victims and no girl goes "he's so hot :aheago:" even if they laugh at his gay jokes.


At this point, you are probably tired of all the reading, so imagine how much effort I put into writing it...

Okay, so I told you what you shouldn't do for the most part. Here is what you should do instead. You might be worried that you won't be funny or charismatic enough, but the good news is that you can still stand out as a "likable and popular guy" if you do these things:

1) "Pick a slayer you know IRL and then LARP as them." This is not my advice but I found that it works quite well. Here's the guy I got it from. (RIP User Vic Mackey):


Gotta fake it till you make it. Obviously don't pretend to be a 10/10 chad who gets laid every weekend because it looks like you're being fake and cocky, but be like "oh yeah I was talking to this girl" (don't mention names so it's harder to verify) which makes it seem like you're popular with the other gender and get around.

2) Unironically lift people up. Normies are incredibly vain and love complements. If you go for a compliment, start with something they did themselves, such as telling them "That shirt goes hard", "I like the way you did your hair", or "you're genuinely the funniest person I've met in a long time". If you know them for a while or are more intimate (i.e. rizzing up a girl) pick a non-erotic-body part. Example: You have really nice eyes. Bonus points if it's something they're obviously insecure about as it makes them feel even safer around you, e.g: "you have a beautiful nose Julia" (actually, she has a giant Jew nose and I secretly hope she gets a rhinoplasty asap).

3) Be funny. Being edgy or racist isn't funny. What IS funny are anecdotes. There are plenty of good videos on how to tell funny stories without being long or complex.

4) say good things about people behind their back. This one is so genius. I ONLY SAY good things about normies whenever they aren't around. If their friends overhear, even better. This will get back to them and they will think extremely highly of them.


General tips:

1) this mostly applies to normalfags and women, not guy friends you are incredibly close with. With my three best friends I use borderline .org humor and am incredibly edgy and obviously, they're not gonna say anything. However, if you aren't close to them err on the side of caution and follow this guide.

2) If it's funny on .org or incels.is , it's probably not funny IRL. Don't go around calling people recessed Dalits and joking about 5' 3" balding Indians. Never bring up the blackpill to women, EVER. This one is so hard for me jfl.

3) This should be your default setting when you don't know someone, but you should adapt as you find more info about them. If you find the group you're with to be slightly more one-way (i.e. finds Andrew Tate funny, feel free to say something about how smoking is cool or something).

4) don’t tell people your business unless you have to. Keep details to a minimum. Everyone must be on a need to know basis. That is how you properly look mysterious, not “muh walk around sulking like an edgelord”.

5) all normies follow this thread subconsciously, 100%. They all know this info in and out. They have an advantage compared to socially stunted dogs like us, so if you choose to ignore this don't come crying to me when you can't solve your "mentalceldom". Think about that when you write DNRD.

6) if you fuck up a little at first, it's okay. I know there are so many rules that it will be hard for the first month or so, but eventually, you should get the hang of it.

Threads referenced (repeated from above):




tagging people who actually show signs of brain activity: @Squirtle @pneumocystosis

shit i literally can't think of anyone else. Whoops.

This would save my life in HS as an NTminned MTN who had more than 4 teen girls practically ask to get fucked by my BWC but was too edgy, autistic, and alternative

Conforming is the basis of NTness
 
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you can’t teach NTness to sombody

It’s Unironically more likely for a 4/10 to ascend into a 8/10 than become NT

It’s deeply rooted in the brain if your not born with it you’ll never have it

The ability to sense these things should be instinct to every human

It’s like teaching a psychopath to feel empathy

Ur whole tutorial is coming from the perspective of someone who’s already nt you can’t teach people that even if they know the theory they won’t be able to put it into practice
NTness is genetic
 
you can’t teach NTness to sombody

It’s Unironically more likely for a 4/10 to ascend into a 8/10 than become NT

It’s deeply rooted in the brain if your not born with it you’ll never have it

The ability to sense these things should be instinct to every human

It’s like teaching a psychopath to feel empathy

Ur whole tutorial is coming from the perspective of someone who’s already nt you can’t teach people that even if they know the theory they won’t be able to put it into practice
fr thought this was a joke post but its sitting on 70 reacts mostly likes so clearly the autists are delusional
 
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Because in my experience women actually will be JUST as edgy if not more grotesque than men at times, as long as they view the space they are in as safe
THIS.

I noticed this with my sister's Gen Z friend group. It's just like with dating apps: when there are no repercussions to your actions people will really show their true selves, especially while drunk. Recently my sister invited like 20 of them over for a party at our house and they were screaming "fuck niggers and morroccans" in our neighborhood at 5 AM Lmfao
 
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Pretty good
 
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they were screaming "fuck niggers and morroccans" in our neighborhood at 5 AM
“Women aren’t racist bro” lmao this is what they actually think of ethnics
 
I’m not talking about this shit for pussy you nigger

Entire thread can be summed up as:

just worship niggers and feminine cry boy music and movies when your not talking about the nigger kicking le ball YOU STUPID GOYIM

Not happening nigger

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correct, but this thread is for people who want to play the game
the way to play the game is to abandon your original character and thoughts in front of normalfags, it's unfortunate but it's what must be done to be accepted by them
if you don't want to play the game (which i see why someone wouldnt want to) fine, but accept that you're not gonna be accepted by them.
or just be chad lmao
 
correct, but this thread is for people who want to play the game
the way to play the game is to abandon your original character and thoughts in front of normalfags, it's unfortunate but it's what must be done to be accepted by them
if you don't want to play the game (which i see why someone wouldnt want to) fine, but accept that you're not gonna be accepted by them.
or just be chad lmao
Patient A try not to be retarded challenge (impossible)
 
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Thread song (got the idea from @PseudoMaxxer ):


(At first, it may seem like the song is telling you to be yourself, but really I see it as Ava saying you should conform to whatever audience you're dealing with at the moment)

Salutations autists
.

I realize many of you guys don't know how to speak to ppl in general which is a massive problem. You see, personality might be a meme, but neurotypicality is not. You cannot come off as abrasive or hostile to normies, or else they will reject you. Normies are stupid but are necessary to climbing the social ladder.

This is a true story. I suffered so fucking much as a kid because I didn't understand basic social norms, as an only child Pajeet with immigrant parents. I still struggle a lot with not pissing off normies, so this guide is also for me as well as you. It can make the difference between a girl spending another hour with you, when you can rizz her up, or whether she packs up and leaves to get away from you.

Being NT isn't being a pushover/doormat/submissive to society. Rather, it's a preventative measure to ensure normies don't REJECT you. In other words, none of this will make you more likeable, rather it prevents you from being unlikeable. Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you're 2/10 truecel this guide won't magically make girls hop on your dick in the middle of the college library. Rather, it will prevent people from avoiding you in the college library. And yes, you will still have to interact with normies even if you are truecel whether for academically related reasons or other reasons. Besides, most people here are in the LTN-HTN range (I know that 99% of .org thinks they are HTN.)

Furthermore, many of your future male friends (that you need in order to be NT) will start off as normies as well until you get to know them better. Don't make the mistake of making them think you're weak.

Just to let you know, I have taken inspiration from three other threads which I will link in this thread but will cite whenever I borrow something from them.

TL;DR: There are certain things you cannot talk about with normies if you want them to accept you.

inb4 "muh chad can speak however he wants :soy: ." Yes, but YOU are not Chad.


This will be a common theme throughout this post so if you find yourself asking this when I tell you to do something, tell your brain to shut the fuck up and listen to me.



You need to swear a little, among peers and not authority figures like teachers or bosses of course.

If you never swear, you run the risk of being too "Mormon" and looking like a nerd:

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If you curse too much, you run the risk of looking edgy and immature, which is honestly worse. That doesn't fly by a lot of normies.

shadow the hedgehog GIF


I say the best ratio of swear words to other words should be like 1:150. Obviously don't count every time like a sperg but my point is just sprinkle "fuck" or "shit" like once. Don't call women "bitches" or "cunts". In fact, never use the word "retard", "faggot", "cunt", and especially not "nigga/nigger" (should go without saying). STAY AWAY FROM ALL SLURS. Also don't use swear words when talking about people, only inanimate things or occasionally, yourself.

Good: "Bruh I can't believe Professor Mike Mew gave us 10 pages of orthotropics homework. Dude, I don't know if I can go out to the bar tonight. I'm so fucked."

Bad: "Bruh Julia is such an ugly cunt and Bella is borderline retarded. I don't know how she got that job at Starbucks, that bitch."

Flag Palestine GIF by Guy with Red Beard


I am aware that your hoejabi Arab oneitis can't stop posting about "muh Palestine" but as a man you need to shut the fuck up about anything unless prompted to answer. For instance, if someone asks what you think about Da Joos vs Muzzies, the best answer to give is to deflect and say, "It's sad to think about how many innocent children have been killed on both sides. It's tragic really...". Do not ever, ever speak about religion or politicians unless prompted. Depending on who you speak you, you will have to follow the Overton Window.


This BOTB thread goes into far more detail than I do about the Overton Window, and honestly, it's the thread that inspired me to write this ULTIMATE thread.

Gay Pride GIF by Hello All


One more thing I want to touch on: LGBT rights. Despite what normies say, being gay is not widely accepted among normies, it's just that they tolerate it. So basically most "progressive" liberal women will be okay if you say you are fine with gay marriage but are not gay yourself. Like everything else mentioned, NEVER BRING IT UP unless prompted/necessary. Most "Christian" women don't like gay people.

Do you see a pattern here? Being balanced is the key, because most normies are balanced. They aren't special or strong in one particular thing, which makes them prone to disliking extremism.


This might take a bit of introspection and self-awareness which I struggled with for a long time. Don't be sarcastic or condescending to normfags. They don't like it when you talk down to them (despite their peanut brains mentally judging ugly incels 24/7 :feelskek:).

Think about why people on here don't like users like @anthony111553 and @moggathon ...it's because they started insulting people as soon as they registered, which pitted them against everyone at once. Social dynamics are everywhere, even on freakshow websites such as this.

Bullying anyone, even if it's a subhuman, never looks good. Just avoid it at all costs.

Occasionally, it's healthy to poke fun at a buddy or a girl you have a crush on in a group setting. Don't make fun of a flaw they can't control or something serious. NEVER EVER call a normie ugly. Go for something small, like an error in the way they recently comported themselves. Don't make an esoteric complex joke no one will understand, and don't mock multiple people at once because they can gang up on you and "ratio" you IRL.

On the flip side, this is why @Kamui and @Gengar can get away with insulting me sometimes. It's because they are relevant I "know" them (as well as you can know someone on a racist Indian forum), so I don't get super mad when they call me a Dalit or something.

Good joke: 2 weeks after getting to know Bella, I say "Bella is so clumsy. She spilled her water all over me haha." to her friend group.

Bad joke: 8 hours after knowing Julia and Bella, I say "Shut up, Julia, you ugly big-nosed recessed bitch :lul: :lul::lul:), it's over for you and Bella's flat maxilla. No wonder you will be a wageslave forever. It's OVER." At this point, I would be fucked, because I'm pitting my ugly ass against two white women who will tell me to shut up in front of a gaggle of normie freaks.

Girl after I knew her for an hour: are you allergic to pineapple? What if you smell it?

Me: it's not like I'm gonna fucking snort it, am I?

See how this can be offensive? I was clearly joking but even this subtle comment pissed her off and her hatred for me snowballed from there, leading to me getting fired from my job this summer.


You can still be funny in other ways. Just stick to TikTok humor. Reference memes and stuff from NT sources as well when necessary, just make sure they are POPULAR. No one will understand some gay nerdy joke from Skyrim mod #1049583, which leads me to my next point...



This used to be hard for me

In 8th grade, I told a girl I had a crush on that I was excited Star Wars Battlefront 2 was coming out, and she was like "wtf is that". Needless to say, I never pulled her.


Movies, Games, and Sports to talk about from most to least popular:

Good (most normies can relate)Okay (passable to mention a few times or with certain niches)Bad (don't ever bring up or catch people seeing you do this when they don't know you well)
Movies/TVStar Wars (main movies only), Marvel (Big movies only, like spider-man or Avengers Infinity War), Batman, Harry Potter, Twilight (women only), Euphoria, Breaking Bad, The Boys (men only), Invincible, Spongebob, Family Guy, Scream, Vampire Diaries (women only), Barbie Movie, any christopher nolan movie (men only), Disney movies/shows (with girls), FriendsThe Sopranos (sadly most women and young normies haven't seen), Boardwalk Empire, The Wire (outdated for Gen Z/Alpha), Attack on Titan, Death Note, Jujitsu Kaisen, Chainsaw man, Clueless, Young Sheldon (ironically)August Underground (if you know what this is you're fucked), slaughtered vomit dolls, or any other disgusting fetish gory movie. Nerd things like Battlestar Galactica or childish things like Transformers or My Little Pony are bad too. If you watch any of this shit and tell ppl about it IT'S OVER.
GamesFortnite, Minecraft, COD, Apex Legends, Halo, Mario Kart, Roblox (foids LOVE this game for some reason...)Cyberpunk, Fallout, Spider-Man PS4/5 Resident Evil (some girls love this game cuz of Leon), and the Red Dead Redemption series. Basically any popular story game as most women don't like these things.Baldur's Gate (a.k.a Dungeons and Dragons), Sonic, Skyrim, FNAF, or any esoteric title that no one has heard of
SportsFootball, Soccer, Weight Lifting, Basketball (very NT), swimmingBaseball, Running (either participating or watching), Horseracing
Curling, Water polo, anything else niche or gay
MusicThe Weeknd, Dua Lipa, Travis Scott, Taylor Swift, Drake, Lil Uzi Vert, One Direction,Marina and the Diamonds, Nirvana, Deftones, Cigarettes After Sex, Maneskin, my chemical romance (basically any alt music that emo whores listen to)Video game music (I don't care if I put it in a popular category above, absolutely do not let your girl find out you listen to the Halo soundtrack), Anime OSTs, Nickelback unironically. Will add more as I think of them in the shower...

REMINDER YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THINGS FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE CATEGORIES JUST EXERCISE CAUTION IF THEY ARE IN THE OKAY CATEGORY AND DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IF THEY ARE IN THE BAD CATEGORY.


Another note from the aforementioned @John Cracovizk thread. In fact, he says it better than I do so I will just copy and paste it here. Hopefully that is okay, John:

"From incels :incel: (people who are disgusted or bully you) to chads :chad: (envy and shit), sometimes people who have a dislike towards you may appear, it may be by reference or by remembering a behavior, look or even remembering another person who antagonized them at another time.

It's natural, and to deal with these people you need to have little contact as possible, stay away from those who don't like you for whatever reason, whether it's your fault or not it's always your responsibility to deal with it, your conflict is for the one who will gain the most social credit, the one who will gain the most validation from the group, leave your pride aside and remember: it is a war of morals not of pride.

It is better to be defeated personally than morally.
So, stay within the group's precepts, because everyone will think you did it right, everyone will pat you on the back and you won't lose social credit, the situation and the conflict are temporary, it's better that your antagonist emerge morally defeated with his pride intact than otherwise, but also remember not to let the mask dominate and you lose yourself to the point of allowing yourself to be humiliated and trampled to the point of not being worth the social credit.

There are moments that aren't worth it, if you impose yourself, you'll be trampled on and the group won't come to defend you, but in small conflicts that won't get physical, it's just a fight of pride, they're quite silly and nothing serious. Just be careful when it comes to a discussion with women, as they naturally already have high social credit in our society, and as a man you probably DEFINITELY have less than her, you will have to bite the bullet and don't challenge it, it's better to bite the bullet than end up imposing yourself and seeming the COWARD against a woman."

Very well written. It actually opened my eyes when I first read it.


Not gonna expand on this since I already said so much. All I'll say for this one is that most normfags and women do not think your 9/11 Hitler-Obama animal sodomy slave joke is funny.

Also NEVER don't brag about doing dumb things. Your oneitis doesn't think you're macho because you inject heroin for fun. In fact, many foids can get turned off by alcohol or cig use so be careful who you tell

Furthermore, if you brag about breaking the rules or getting away with something to someone else you’re putting yourself in a position where that person can potentially snitch on you.

This is what normies mean when they say "Just be confident bro :soy:". They mean don't be weak.

Never reach out to normies and tell them about how you are lonely or can't make friends. Opening up to vicious normies is like dropping blood into shark-infested waters. Rehab room goes into depth better than I do:



Furthermore, do not ever, EVER, make self-deprecating jokes or try to be clingy with people who clearly aren't interested in you. Don't ask them to hang out after they cancel on plans or say no to you more than 3 times in a row. Never joke about yourself in any capacity. No, you aren't self-aware, you're just a dance monkey. Also, don't be the class clown if you're in school. Those guys are usually bully victims and no girl goes "he's so hot :aheago:" even if they laugh at his gay jokes.


At this point, you are probably tired of all the reading, so imagine how much effort I put into writing it...

Okay, so I told you what you shouldn't do for the most part. Here is what you should do instead. You might be worried that you won't be funny or charismatic enough, but the good news is that you can still stand out as a "likable and popular guy" if you do these things:

1) "Pick a slayer you know IRL and then LARP as them." This is not my advice but I found that it works quite well. Here's the guy I got it from. (RIP User Vic Mackey):


Gotta fake it till you make it. Obviously don't pretend to be a 10/10 chad who gets laid every weekend because it looks like you're being fake and cocky, but be like "oh yeah I was talking to this girl" (don't mention names so it's harder to verify) which makes it seem like you're popular with the other gender and get around.

2) Unironically lift people up. Normies are incredibly vain and love complements. If you go for a compliment, start with something they did themselves, such as telling them "That shirt goes hard", "I like the way you did your hair", or "you're genuinely the funniest person I've met in a long time". If you know them for a while or are more intimate (i.e. rizzing up a girl) pick a non-erotic-body part. Example: You have really nice eyes. Bonus points if it's something they're obviously insecure about as it makes them feel even safer around you, e.g: "you have a beautiful nose Julia" (actually, she has a giant Jew nose and I secretly hope she gets a rhinoplasty asap).

3) Be funny. Being edgy or racist isn't funny. What IS funny are anecdotes. There are plenty of good videos on how to tell funny stories without being long or complex.

4) say good things about people behind their back. This one is so genius. I ONLY SAY good things about normies whenever they aren't around. If their friends overhear, even better. This will get back to them and they will think extremely highly of them.


General tips:

1) this mostly applies to normalfags and women, not guy friends you are incredibly close with. With my three best friends I use borderline .org humor and am incredibly edgy and obviously, they're not gonna say anything. However, if you aren't close to them err on the side of caution and follow this guide.

2) If it's funny on .org or incels.is , it's probably not funny IRL. Don't go around calling people recessed Dalits and joking about 5' 3" balding Indians. Never bring up the blackpill to women, EVER. This one is so hard for me jfl.

3) This should be your default setting when you don't know someone, but you should adapt as you find more info about them. If you find the group you're with to be slightly more one-way (i.e. finds Andrew Tate funny, feel free to say something about how smoking is cool or something).

4) don’t tell people your business unless you have to. Keep details to a minimum. Everyone must be on a need to know basis. That is how you properly look mysterious, not “muh walk around sulking like an edgelord”.

5) all normies follow this thread subconsciously, 100%. They all know this info in and out. They have an advantage compared to socially stunted dogs like us, so if you choose to ignore this don't come crying to me when you can't solve your "mentalceldom". Think about that when you write DNRD.

6) if you fuck up a little at first, it's okay. I know there are so many rules that it will be hard for the first month or so, but eventually, you should get the hang of it.

Threads referenced (repeated from above):




tagging people who actually show signs of brain activity: @Squirtle @pneumocystosis

shit i literally can't think of anyone else. Whoops.

EDIT: 1/30/2024. Since making this guide i have gotten into exactly ZERO altercations or problems with anyone on a day-to-day basis despite talking to way more people now than i did during my autistic jabbermouth days. Almost like this guide works or something. Crazy.

Good tips. Made me cage
 
just saying

i'm not an autistic zoomer like all these kids here, I can socialize. jfl at this generation man, they need to read online guides to learn how to behave like normal humans, over.

nevertheless, I appreciate the effort in the thread keep it up
Is it social suicide for a white guy to start talking about the Jews and how white women are brainwashed to be coal burners and say "burn the coal pay the toll"?
 
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Damn bro i must read all that, what about Just be yourself?
 
In other words, just dumb yourself down.
 
you can’t teach NTness to sombody

It’s Unironically more likely for a 4/10 to ascend into a 8/10 than become NT

It’s deeply rooted in the brain if your not born with it you’ll never have it

The ability to sense these things should be instinct to every human

It’s like teaching a psychopath to feel empathy

Ur whole tutorial is coming from the perspective of someone who’s already nt you can’t teach people that even if they know the theory they won’t be able to put it into practice
You aren’t low iq as users claim here btw
 
Great high effort post
 
surprised i didnt find this thread earlier, miring. adding this to the good users list
 
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you can’t teach NTness to sombody

It’s Unironically more likely for a 4/10 to ascend into a 8/10 than become NT

It’s deeply rooted in the brain if your not born with it you’ll never have it

The ability to sense these things should be instinct to every human

It’s like teaching a psychopath to feel empathy

Ur whole tutorial is coming from the perspective of someone who’s already nt you can’t teach people that even if they know the theory they won’t be able to put it into practice


no it depends on how far along the spectrum you are,

if you are literally socially handicapped as in slow or mentally retarded then yes you cant teach it, but even very nonnt people can learn to be more nt and ive literally seen this countless of times including me and others.

just one example that completely proves what you said wrong:

at fraternities although most of the guys that rush and get bids are normally NT to begin with there are always a couple nonNT and borderline autistic kids that are overall hard to talk to have weird interests and just strange in general. However by the end of pledging they are literally completely different personality wise due to the amount of exposure they get at once of difficult social situations.

-improvising speeches infront of an entire room thats shouting or throwing shit at you
-going up to a group of girls and singing some random song at them

among many others.

it can definitely be taught and trained.


Even the most NT person you know will slowly become less NT if they don't intereact with people as often for a while
 
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Yeah mean while chad just tells you to fuck off
Lol
 
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Where is the guide?
 
Thread song (got the idea from @PseudoMaxxer ):


(At first, it may seem like the song is telling you to be yourself, but really I see it as Ava saying you should conform to whatever audience you're dealing with at the moment)

Salutations autists
.

I realize many of you guys don't know how to speak to ppl in general which is a massive problem. You see, personality might be a meme, but neurotypicality is not. You cannot come off as abrasive or hostile to normies, or else they will reject you. Normies are stupid but are necessary to climbing the social ladder.

This is a true story. I suffered so fucking much as a kid because I didn't understand basic social norms, as an only child Pajeet with immigrant parents. I still struggle a lot with not pissing off normies, so this guide is also for me as well as you. It can make the difference between a girl spending another hour with you, when you can rizz her up, or whether she packs up and leaves to get away from you.

Being NT isn't being a pushover/doormat/submissive to society. Rather, it's a preventative measure to ensure normies don't REJECT you. In other words, none of this will make you more likeable, rather it prevents you from being unlikeable. Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you're 2/10 truecel this guide won't magically make girls hop on your dick in the middle of the college library. Rather, it will prevent people from avoiding you in the college library. And yes, you will still have to interact with normies even if you are truecel whether for academically related reasons or other reasons. Besides, most people here are in the LTN-HTN range (I know that 99% of .org thinks they are HTN.)

Furthermore, many of your future male friends (that you need in order to be NT) will start off as normies as well until you get to know them better. Don't make the mistake of making them think you're weak.

Just to let you know, I have taken inspiration from three other threads which I will link in this thread but will cite whenever I borrow something from them.

TL;DR: There are certain things you cannot talk about with normies if you want them to accept you.

inb4 "muh chad can speak however he wants :soy: ." Yes, but YOU are not Chad.


This will be a common theme throughout this post so if you find yourself asking this when I tell you to do something, tell your brain to shut the fuck up and listen to me.



You need to swear a little, among peers and not authority figures like teachers or bosses of course.

If you never swear, you run the risk of being too "Mormon" and looking like a nerd:

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If you curse too much, you run the risk of looking edgy and immature, which is honestly worse. That doesn't fly by a lot of normies.

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I say the best ratio of swear words to other words should be like 1:150. Obviously don't count every time like a sperg but my point is just sprinkle "fuck" or "shit" like once. Don't call women "bitches" or "cunts". In fact, never use the word "retard", "faggot", "cunt", and especially not "nigga/nigger" (should go without saying). STAY AWAY FROM ALL SLURS. Also don't use swear words when talking about people, only inanimate things or occasionally, yourself.

Good: "Bruh I can't believe Professor Mike Mew gave us 10 pages of orthotropics homework. Dude, I don't know if I can go out to the bar tonight. I'm so fucked."

Bad: "Bruh Julia is such an ugly cunt and Bella is borderline retarded. I don't know how she got that job at Starbucks, that bitch."

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I am aware that your hoejabi Arab oneitis can't stop posting about "muh Palestine" but as a man you need to shut the fuck up about anything unless prompted to answer. For instance, if someone asks what you think about Da Joos vs Muzzies, the best answer to give is to deflect and say, "It's sad to think about how many innocent children have been killed on both sides. It's tragic really...". Do not ever, ever speak about religion or politicians unless prompted. Depending on who you speak you, you will have to follow the Overton Window.


This BOTB thread goes into far more detail than I do about the Overton Window, and honestly, it's the thread that inspired me to write this ULTIMATE thread.

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One more thing I want to touch on: LGBT rights. Despite what normies say, being gay is not widely accepted among normies, it's just that they tolerate it. So basically most "progressive" liberal women will be okay if you say you are fine with gay marriage but are not gay yourself. Like everything else mentioned, NEVER BRING IT UP unless prompted/necessary. Most "Christian" women don't like gay people.

Do you see a pattern here? Being balanced is the key, because most normies are balanced. They aren't special or strong in one particular thing, which makes them prone to disliking extremism.


This might take a bit of introspection and self-awareness which I struggled with for a long time. Don't be sarcastic or condescending to normfags. They don't like it when you talk down to them (despite their peanut brains mentally judging ugly incels 24/7 :feelskek:).

Think about why people on here don't like users like @anthony111553 and @moggathon ...it's because they started insulting people as soon as they registered, which pitted them against everyone at once. Social dynamics are everywhere, even on freakshow websites such as this.

Bullying anyone, even if it's a subhuman, never looks good. Just avoid it at all costs.

Occasionally, it's healthy to poke fun at a buddy or a girl you have a crush on in a group setting. Don't make fun of a flaw they can't control or something serious. NEVER EVER call a normie ugly. Go for something small, like an error in the way they recently comported themselves. Don't make an esoteric complex joke no one will understand, and don't mock multiple people at once because they can gang up on you and "ratio" you IRL.

On the flip side, this is why @Kamui and @Gengar can get away with insulting me sometimes. It's because they are relevant I "know" them (as well as you can know someone on a racist Indian forum), so I don't get super mad when they call me a Dalit or something.

Good joke: 2 weeks after getting to know Bella, I say "Bella is so clumsy. She spilled her water all over me haha." to her friend group.

Bad joke: 8 hours after knowing Julia and Bella, I say "Shut up, Julia, you ugly big-nosed recessed bitch :lul: :lul::lul:), it's over for you and Bella's flat maxilla. No wonder you will be a wageslave forever. It's OVER." At this point, I would be fucked, because I'm pitting my ugly ass against two white women who will tell me to shut up in front of a gaggle of normie freaks.

Girl after I knew her for an hour: are you allergic to pineapple? What if you smell it?

Me: it's not like I'm gonna fucking snort it, am I?

See how this can be offensive? I was clearly joking but even this subtle comment pissed her off and her hatred for me snowballed from there, leading to me getting fired from my job this summer.


You can still be funny in other ways. Just stick to TikTok humor. Reference memes and stuff from NT sources as well when necessary, just make sure they are POPULAR. No one will understand some gay nerdy joke from Skyrim mod #1049583, which leads me to my next point...



This used to be hard for me

In 8th grade, I told a girl I had a crush on that I was excited Star Wars Battlefront 2 was coming out, and she was like "wtf is that". Needless to say, I never pulled her.


Movies, Games, and Sports to talk about from most to least popular:

Good (most normies can relate)Okay (passable to mention a few times or with certain niches)Bad (don't ever bring up or catch people seeing you do this when they don't know you well)
Movies/TVStar Wars (main movies only), Marvel (Big movies only, like spider-man or Avengers Infinity War), Batman, Harry Potter, Twilight (women only), Euphoria, Breaking Bad, The Boys (men only), Invincible, Spongebob, Family Guy, Scream, Vampire Diaries (women only), Barbie Movie, any christopher nolan movie (men only), Disney movies/shows (with girls), FriendsThe Sopranos (sadly most women and young normies haven't seen), Boardwalk Empire, The Wire (outdated for Gen Z/Alpha), Attack on Titan, Death Note, Jujitsu Kaisen, Chainsaw man, Clueless, Young Sheldon (ironically)August Underground (if you know what this is you're fucked), slaughtered vomit dolls, or any other disgusting fetish gory movie. Nerd things like Battlestar Galactica or childish things like Transformers or My Little Pony are bad too. If you watch any of this shit and tell ppl about it IT'S OVER.
GamesFortnite, Minecraft, COD, Apex Legends, Halo, Mario Kart, Roblox (foids LOVE this game for some reason...)Cyberpunk, Fallout, Spider-Man PS4/5 Resident Evil (some girls love this game cuz of Leon), and the Red Dead Redemption series. Basically any popular story game as most women don't like these things.Baldur's Gate (a.k.a Dungeons and Dragons), Sonic, Skyrim, FNAF, or any esoteric title that no one has heard of
SportsFootball, Soccer, Weight Lifting, Basketball (very NT), swimmingBaseball, Running (either participating or watching), Horseracing
Curling, Water polo, anything else niche or gay
MusicThe Weeknd, Dua Lipa, Travis Scott, Taylor Swift, Drake, Lil Uzi Vert,Marina and the Diamonds, Nirvana, Deftones, Cigarettes After Sex, Maneskin, my chemical romance (basically any alt music that emo whores listen to), One Direction (outdated)Video game music (I don't care if I put it in a popular category above, absolutely do not let your girl find out you listen to the Halo soundtrack), Anime OSTs, Nickelback unironically. Will add more as I think of them in the shower...

REMINDER YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THINGS FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE CATEGORIES JUST EXERCISE CAUTION IF THEY ARE IN THE OKAY CATEGORY AND DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM IF THEY ARE IN THE BAD CATEGORY.


Another note from the aforementioned @John Cracovizk thread. In fact, he says it better than I do so I will just copy and paste it here. Hopefully that is okay, John:

"From incels :incel: (people who are disgusted or bully you) to chads :chad: (envy and shit), sometimes people who have a dislike towards you may appear, it may be by reference or by remembering a behavior, look or even remembering another person who antagonized them at another time.

It's natural, and to deal with these people you need to have little contact as possible, stay away from those who don't like you for whatever reason, whether it's your fault or not it's always your responsibility to deal with it, your conflict is for the one who will gain the most social credit, the one who will gain the most validation from the group, leave your pride aside and remember: it is a war of morals not of pride.

It is better to be defeated personally than morally.
So, stay within the group's precepts, because everyone will think you did it right, everyone will pat you on the back and you won't lose social credit, the situation and the conflict are temporary, it's better that your antagonist emerge morally defeated with his pride intact than otherwise, but also remember not to let the mask dominate and you lose yourself to the point of allowing yourself to be humiliated and trampled to the point of not being worth the social credit.

There are moments that aren't worth it, if you impose yourself, you'll be trampled on and the group won't come to defend you, but in small conflicts that won't get physical, it's just a fight of pride, they're quite silly and nothing serious. Just be careful when it comes to a discussion with women, as they naturally already have high social credit in our society, and as a man you probably DEFINITELY have less than her, you will have to bite the bullet and don't challenge it, it's better to bite the bullet than end up imposing yourself and seeming the COWARD against a woman."

Very well written. It actually opened my eyes when I first read it.


Not gonna expand on this since I already said so much. All I'll say for this one is that most normfags and women do not think your 9/11 Hitler-Obama animal sodomy slave joke is funny.

Also NEVER don't brag about doing dumb things. Your oneitis doesn't think you're macho because you inject heroin for fun. In fact, many foids can get turned off by alcohol or cig use so be careful who you tell

Furthermore, if you brag about breaking the rules or getting away with something to someone else you’re putting yourself in a position where that person can potentially snitch on you.

This is what normies mean when they say "Just be confident bro :soy:". They mean don't be weak.

Never reach out to normies and tell them about how you are lonely or can't make friends. Opening up to vicious normies is like dropping blood into shark-infested waters. Rehab room goes into depth better than I do:



Furthermore, do not ever, EVER, make self-deprecating jokes or try to be clingy with people who clearly aren't interested in you. Don't ask them to hang out after they cancel on plans or say no to you more than 3 times in a row. Never joke about yourself in any capacity. No, you aren't self-aware, you're just a dance monkey. Also, don't be the class clown if you're in school. Those guys are usually bully victims and no girl goes "he's so hot :aheago:" even if they laugh at his gay jokes.


At this point, you are probably tired of all the reading, so imagine how much effort I put into writing it...

Okay, so I told you what you shouldn't do for the most part. Here is what you should do instead. You might be worried that you won't be funny or charismatic enough, but the good news is that you can still stand out as a "likable and popular guy" if you do these things:

1) "Pick a slayer you know IRL and then LARP as them." This is not my advice but I found that it works quite well. Here's the guy I got it from. (RIP User Vic Mackey):


Gotta fake it till you make it. Obviously don't pretend to be a 10/10 chad who gets laid every weekend because it looks like you're being fake and cocky, but be like "oh yeah I was talking to this girl" (don't mention names so it's harder to verify) which makes it seem like you're popular with the other gender and get around.

2) Unironically lift people up. Normies are incredibly vain and love complements. If you go for a compliment, start with something they did themselves, such as telling them "That shirt goes hard", "I like the way you did your hair", or "you're genuinely the funniest person I've met in a long time". If you know them for a while or are more intimate (i.e. rizzing up a girl) pick a non-erotic-body part. Example: You have really nice eyes. Bonus points if it's something they're obviously insecure about as it makes them feel even safer around you, e.g: "you have a beautiful nose Julia" (actually, she has a giant Jew nose and I secretly hope she gets a rhinoplasty asap).

3) Be funny. Being edgy or racist isn't funny. What IS funny are anecdotes. There are plenty of good videos on how to tell funny stories without being long or complex.

4) say good things about people behind their back. This one is so genius. I ONLY SAY good things about normies whenever they aren't around. If their friends overhear, even better. This will get back to them and they will think extremely highly of them.


General tips:

1) this mostly applies to normalfags and women, not guy friends you are incredibly close with. With my three best friends I use borderline .org humor and am incredibly edgy and obviously, they're not gonna say anything. However, if you aren't close to them err on the side of caution and follow this guide.

2) If it's funny on .org or incels.is , it's probably not funny IRL. Don't go around calling people recessed Dalits and joking about 5' 3" balding Indians. Never bring up the blackpill to women, EVER. This one is so hard for me jfl.

3) This should be your default setting when you don't know someone, but you should adapt as you find more info about them. If you find the group you're with to be slightly more one-way (i.e. finds Andrew Tate funny, feel free to say something about how smoking is cool or something).

4) don’t tell people your business unless you have to. Keep details to a minimum. Everyone must be on a need to know basis. That is how you properly look mysterious, not “muh walk around sulking like an edgelord”.

5) all normies follow this thread subconsciously, 100%. They all know this info in and out. They have an advantage compared to socially stunted dogs like us, so if you choose to ignore this don't come crying to me when you can't solve your "mentalceldom". Think about that when you write DNRD.

6) if you fuck up a little at first, it's okay. I know there are so many rules that it will be hard for the first month or so, but eventually, you should get the hang of it.

Threads referenced (repeated from above):




tagging people who actually show signs of brain activity: @Squirtle @pneumocystosis

shit i literally can't think of anyone else. Whoops.

EDIT: 1/30/2024. Since making this guide i have gotten into exactly ZERO altercations or problems with anyone on a day-to-day basis despite talking to way more people now than i did during my autistic jabbermouth days. Almost like this guide works or something. Crazy.

no it depends on how far along the spectrum you are,

if you are literally socially handicapped as in slow or mentally retarded then yes you cant teach it, but even very nonnt people can learn to be more nt and ive literally seen this countless of times including me and others.

just one example that completely proves what you said wrong:

at fraternities although most of the guys that rush and get bids are normally NT to begin with there are always a couple nonNT and borderline autistic kids that are overall hard to talk to have weird interests and just strange in general. However by the end of pledging they are literally completely different personality wise due to the amount of exposure they get at once of difficult social situations.

-improvising speeches infront of an entire room thats shouting or throwing shit at you
-going up to a group of girls and singing some random song at them

among many others.

it can definitely be taught and trained.


Even the most NT person you know will slowly become less NT if they don't intereact with people as often for a while
I think a hybrid of nt/nd is ideal
 
God tier thread. Saved. Thanks for the value and effort brother appreciate it!
 
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Average normie theory consists of “nigger good, Jew good, women rights good”

“Me need latest slop entertainment”

“Me like thing that gets most corporate and government promotion”
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this forum needs this more than all the guides and theories
 
I respect the effort put in writing this guide, but it's pointless and useless for anybody reading this.You got 2 types of people:

1. Socially aware people that know that acting like a edgy 14 yr old boy ain't it and talking about PSL lingo is out of the question.

2.Forum-dwelling retards that spend most of their days on this site and are severely socially stunted that can't be saved.

Anybody who thinks talking about gore movies and how their favorite sport is cricket or some gay shit like that IS A LOST CAUSE, no "NT" guide is fixing their aspie ways.
 
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you can’t teach NTness to sombody

It’s Unironically more likely for a 4/10 to ascend into a 8/10 than become NT

It’s deeply rooted in the brain if your not born with it you’ll never have it

The ability to sense these things should be instinct to every human

It’s like teaching a psychopath to feel empathy

Ur whole tutorial is coming from the perspective of someone who’s already nt you can’t teach people that even if they know the theory they won’t be able to put it into practice
This is coming from a virgin loser in his parent's house whose bound to auto-reply within seconds because he uses his adhd as an excuse to have any muscle on a site that prioritises muh 60k rep.

Muh can't teach.
 
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You cannot come off as abrasive or hostile to normies
Disagree with this mostly, if a normie or a group of them start testing you or
Disrespect you, you're supposed to stand up for yourself and be rude to them back. How much depends on how the situation escalates obviously. If you don't then the bullying will gradually get worse and you'll be known as the doormat
 
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Disagree with this mostly, if a normie or a group of them start testing you or
Disrespect you, you're supposed to stand up for yourself and be rude to them back. How much depends on how the situation escalates obviously. If you don't then the bullying will gradually get worse and you'll be known as the doormat
I def agree with you, you don't wanna be a pushover, EVER

however I meant more as in don't be toxic or rude if you don't need to be. If it's just a group of ppl chilling no need to be edgy and pick on them in an attempt to be funny. Seems obvious but I reevalulated a bunch of my jokes and they were more toxic than I thought
 
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