The ULTIMATE Pubertymaxxing Guide (EVERYONE GTFIH)

[itshumbleMTN]

welcome everyone.
this guide will be split into 3 categories​

• Pharma
•Habits
• Surgery (yes u can get surgery while ur a teen)
​

sry if this shi looks unprofessional. its my first time writing a guide lol

• pharma

HEIGHT PROTOCOL:

TEST

and

HGH

and

AROMASIN

or

ARIMIDEX

and

NOLVADEX

Any dosage should only be made under the direct supervision of an oncologist or physician
ALSO THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE GO CONSULT A DOCTOR


EYES:

MINOXIDIL

apply on lashes and brows for the best look possible

SKIN:

ACCUTANE | 20MG EVERYDAY

OR

HYDROQUORTISONE

AND

TRETINOIN + HYDROQUINONE

APPLY PEA SIZE AMOUNT TO FACE

• habits
prob the most basic shi you'll ever hear but very important if u wanna ascend while growing up

GYM
PPL aka push, pull and legs
20 reps x 4 sets
Do cardio after ur workout so u can get most workout gains
if u do cardio before ur workout, ur gains during ur workout will go
DIET

prioritize eating enough calories

obv if u want to lean out, cut 200 calories off ur normal surplus

for bulking vice versa
MEWING
rest tongue on roof ur mouth

make sure to distribute enough force everywhere on ur palatte

so u dont look asymetrical

SLEEP
take magnesium glutamate to enhance sleep quality and sleep 8+ hours everyday
make sure to also sleep at the same time everyday
its okay if u miss a day or two, just dont fuck up ur circadian rhythm

• surgery

only one surgery is possible for u as a teen

and it is.....








A BIMAX!!

yes u read that right, a bimax.

the best hardmax everyone needs to ascend but how can i get it?

only way to get one if u have actual maxilary and mandibular recession or js mild recession

MAKE SURE TO GO CONSULT AN ORTHODONTIST IN ORDER TO GET THIS DONE
​

 

[itshumbleMTN]

this is prob the worst guide ever made

 

[itshumbleMTN]

my rep is absolutely cooked with this one

 

[itshumbleMTN]

bump

 

[Sulfuras]

every area should go into more detail, especially roids

 

[itshumbleMTN]

every area should go into more detail, especially roids

i forgot to do that, but pretty much anyone can go research for how much they need to take with roids or anything

 

[Deleted member 2520]

DNR faggot Shit thread+ Grievous sucks + Grievous Shit thread ai image + Your shitskin + No one cares + Die

 

[itshumbleMTN]

DNR faggot Shit thread+ Grievous sucks + Grievous Shit thread ai image + Your shitskin + No one cares + Die

what?

 

[Deleted member 2520]

what?

I just looked at your thread its so bad im gonna make my own thread clowning you for it

 

[itshumbleMTN]

I just looked at your thread its so bad im gonna make my own thread clowning you for it

its literally my first ever guide, like ofc im gonna be a tard and write bad threads

 

[Kojo]

welcome everyone.
this guide will be split into 3 categories​

• Pharma
•Habits
• Surgery (yes u can get surgery while ur a teen)
​

sry if this shi looks unprofessional. its my first time writing a guide lol

• pharma

HEIGHT PROTOCOL:

TEST

and

HGH

and

AROMASIN

or

ARIMIDEX

and

NOLVADEX

Any dosage should only be made under the direct supervision of an oncologist or physician
ALSO THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE GO CONSULT A DOCTOR


EYES:

MINOXIDIL

apply on lashes and brows for the best look possible

SKIN:

ACCUTANE | 20MG EVERYDAY

OR

HYDROQUORTISONE

AND

TRETINOIN + HYDROQUINONE

APPLY PEA SIZE AMOUNT TO FACE

• habits
prob the most basic shi you'll ever hear but very important if u wanna ascend while growing up

GYM
PPL aka push, pull and legs
20 reps x 4 sets
Do cardio after ur workout so u can get most workout gains
if u do cardio before ur workout, ur gains during ur workout will go
DIET

prioritize eating enough calories

obv if u want to lean out, cut 200 calories off ur normal surplus

for bulking vice versa
MEWING
rest tongue on roof ur mouth

make sure to distribute enough force everywhere on ur palatte

so u dont look asymetrical

SLEEP
take magnesium glutamate to enhance sleep quality and sleep 8+ hours everyday
make sure to also sleep at the same time everyday
its okay if u miss a day or two, just dont fuck up ur circadian rhythm

• surgery

only one surgery is possible for u as a teen

and it is.....








A BIMAX!!

yes u read that right, a bimax.

the best hardmax everyone needs to ascend but how can i get it?

only way to get one if u have actual maxilary and mandibular recession or js mild recession

MAKE SURE TO GO CONSULT AN ORTHODONTIST IN ORDER TO GET THIS DONE
​

This is shit, delete.

 

[itshumbleMTN]

This is shit, delete.

okie, will do

 

[Kojo]

okie, will do

"HYDROQUORTISONE" for skin I'm actually dying lmfaoo, no explanations for any of the compounds here either

Read other guides and just learn from them

 

[itshumbleMTN]

"HYDROQUORTISONE" for skin I'm actually dying lmfaoo, no explanations for any of the compounds here either

Read other guides and just learn from them

bruh... i thought hydrocortisone was like accutane but cream, i apologize for this shi

 

[itshumbleMTN]

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[itshumbleMTN]

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[Deleted member 2520]

@buccalfatremoval

?

 

[buccalfatremoval]

DNR faggot Shit thread+ Grievous sucks + Grievous Shit thread ai image + Your shitskin + No one cares + Die

Nigga shitting on greyfags

 

[itshumbleMTN]

?

he told me to @ him

 

[Deleted member 2520]

Nigga shitting on greyfags

i hate greycels

 

[buccalfatremoval]

i hate greycels

Fair enough

 

[eryy21]

i hate greycels

nigga you are a grey too so suck your own dick and choke on it faggot DNR

 

[itshumbleMTN]

i hate greycels

greycels are niggas who dont wanna learn and call themselves chad

 

[Deleted member 2520]

nigga you are a grey too so suck your own dick and choke on it faggot DNR

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me:
JoinedAug 16, 2025Posts12,134

grey = +500 posts


you joined from tioktok and have 300

JFL

 

[Deleted member 2520]

greycels are niggas who dont wanna learn and call themselves chad

greycels are people like you who dont have 500+ Posts on here thats where the term came from + some other xenforo forums

 

[itshumbleMTN]

JoinedApr 27, 2026Posts309



me:
JoinedAug 16, 2025Posts12,134

grey = +500 posts


you joined from tioktok and have 300

JFL

im crine son

 

[itshumbleMTN]

greycels are people like you who dont have 500+ Posts on here thats where the term came from + some other xenforo forums

wtv, i'll get there, honestly im not rlly posting cuz im focusing on myself and lurking in other threads/guides

 

[itshumbleMTN]

greycels are people like you who dont have 500+ Posts on here thats where the term came from + some other xenforo forums

once i hit chad i'll post like crazy and become a legend here

 

[noah15827]

20 reps for 4 sets

 

[itshumbleMTN]

20 reps for 4 sets

?

 

[eryy21]

JoinedApr 27, 2026Posts309



me:
JoinedAug 16, 2025Posts12,134

grey = +500 posts


you joined from tioktok and have 300

JFL

stfu coper and suck my balls nigga cope as much as you can YOU A GREY NIGGER

 

[noah15827]

?

terrible advice

 

[cancsrs]

welcome everyone.
this guide will be split into 3 categories​

• Pharma
•Habits
• Surgery (yes u can get surgery while ur a teen)
​

sry if this shi looks unprofessional. its my first time writing a guide lol

• pharma

HEIGHT PROTOCOL:

TEST

and

HGH

and

AROMASIN

or

ARIMIDEX

and

NOLVADEX

Any dosage should only be made under the direct supervision of an oncologist or physician
ALSO THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE GO CONSULT A DOCTOR


EYES:

MINOXIDIL

apply on lashes and brows for the best look possible

SKIN:

ACCUTANE | 20MG EVERYDAY

OR

HYDROQUORTISONE

AND

TRETINOIN + HYDROQUINONE

APPLY PEA SIZE AMOUNT TO FACE

• habits
prob the most basic shi you'll ever hear but very important if u wanna ascend while growing up

GYM
PPL aka push, pull and legs
20 reps x 4 sets
Do cardio after ur workout so u can get most workout gains
if u do cardio before ur workout, ur gains during ur workout will go
DIET

prioritize eating enough calories

obv if u want to lean out, cut 200 calories off ur normal surplus

for bulking vice versa
MEWING
rest tongue on roof ur mouth

make sure to distribute enough force everywhere on ur palatte

so u dont look asymetrical

SLEEP
take magnesium glutamate to enhance sleep quality and sleep 8+ hours everyday
make sure to also sleep at the same time everyday
its okay if u miss a day or two, just dont fuck up ur circadian rhythm

• surgery

only one surgery is possible for u as a teen

and it is.....








A BIMAX!!

yes u read that right, a bimax.

the best hardmax everyone needs to ascend but how can i get it?

only way to get one if u have actual maxilary and mandibular recession or js mild recession

MAKE SURE TO GO CONSULT AN ORTHODONTIST IN ORDER TO GET THIS DONE
​

waterr

 

[itshumbleMTN]

terrible advice

ok arnold schwarzenigger

 

[noah15827]

ok arnold schwarzenigger

keep doing your 4x20 to tone the muscle

 

[Snuspakke]

20 reps x 4 sets

Jfl

 

[itshumbleMTN]

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