The worst body type (never began)

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  • Muscle mass of an untrained prepubescent girl, and builds muscle at the rate of an ectomorph (hardgainer)
  • Fat mass of a morbidly obese landwhale, and gains fat as easily as an endomorph
  • Bone mass of a dwarf elderly lady suffering from osteoporosis
  • Shoulder width of a newborn baby
  • Pelvis width of a high-E endomorph woman
  • Fat distribution concentrated in the face, legs, and abdomen
  • Long torso and short limbs relative to body height

Worst body type. Unfixable falio.

Unfortunately, men of this body type also tend to have recessed jaws, so even if they tried to rope the rope would just slide right off their necks, leaving nothing more than carpet burns on their submental areas. :feelswhy:
 
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The cure: work out, lose fat and stop being a faggot
 
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I have good frame but i'm skinny af, what am i?
 
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Mesomorpg body
 
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I take notes from this thread
 
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no pic = shit thread = OP likes big curry dick
 
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Those images aren’t realistic depictions but even if they are if you remove the face and assume they are the same height the left image mogs
 
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You my friend have just earned a follow for this based thread
 
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For those kind of people, just don't even work out tbh. Just save up for surgeries to get a gigachad face like Barret.
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So this proves that adding shoulder muscle doesn’t increase shoulder width? JFL at the single digit IQ
 
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so even if they tried to rope the rope would just slide right off their necks, leaving nothing more than carpet burns on their submental areas. :feelswhy:
Holy shit.
 
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So this proves that adding shoulder muscle doesn’t increase shoulder width? JFL at the single digit IQ

Of course it increases shoulder width, but no amount of bideltoid width can ever mog wide clavicles.

A 15" biacromial guy who gymcelled to 20" bideltoid does not framemog a non-lifter guy who has 18" biacromial width and 20" bideltoid.

I have 14" biacromial breadth. If I were to gymcel with roids, I might only be able to get to 18" or maybe 19" bideltoid at the absolute most. And at that point I’d look strange and unbalanced with oversized shoulders. Meanwhile, a framechad with 24" biacromial is fucking my oneitis.
 
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Of course it increases shoulder width, but no amount of bideltoid width can ever mog wide clavicles.

A 15" biacromial guy who gymcelled to 20" bideltoid does not framemog a non-lifter guy who has 18" biacromial width and 20" bideltoid
Who gives a shit? Just make your shoulders as wide as you can and stop bitching
 
So this proves that adding shoulder muscle doesn’t increase shoulder width? JFL at the single digit IQ
The pic of the good looking guy is cropped and he actually has terribly wide hips
 
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The pic of the good looking guy is cropped and he actually has terribly wide hips

At least his shoulders are wide. The narrowcel has nothing that’s wide.
 
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i got a short torso, no point in gymcelling
Uuuh, how did you come to this conclusion? It's easier to get a V-Taper with a short torso, it's also considered the "superhero" look.
 
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U forgot tiny ribcage its over also
 
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i got a short torso, no point in gymcelling
Short torso+slightly long legs is ideal for attractiveness according to studies
 
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Short torso+slightly long legs is ideal for attractiveness according to studies
not really , torso long like legs , the proportions looks insane
 
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Just get Distraction osteogenesis on shoulders and scapula then work pit your shoulders like there is no tomorrow
 
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