Three things you shouldn’t be doing as a grown ass man (Part 10)

[Dr. Mog]

Here’s three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1) Having a piggy bank.
So you mean to tell me you 27 years old and there’s a ceramic pinky pig you put money in as a grown ass man? What the fuck do you need a piggy bank for in 2026? Just deposit your money into a bank account and stop acting like a 12 year old girl. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2) Dancing with your hands above your head.
What do you think this is, a scene from a 1990s rom com? The only dance you should be doing is the drink and the two-step. I have spoken.

3) Posting Get Ready With Me/ GRWM videos on social media.
So you mean to tell me you set the camera down, walked into the gym, came back out of the gym, picked the camera up, walked back into the gym again, and then repeated the process when you were leaving the gym? As a grown ass man!? I can see a girl doing this. I can see that. But as a grown ass man, this is crazy.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s wearing flavored chapstick. What!? do you want your boyfriend to taste strawberry when he kisses you on the mouth? Lock in.

@petsmart @Centurion Hunter @Van @Glorious King @Jason Voorhees

 

[Van]

Here’s three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1) Having a piggy bank.
So you mean to tell me you 27 years old and there’s a ceramic pinky pig you put money in as a grown ass man? What the fuck do you need a piggy bank for in 2026? Just deposit your money into a bank account and stop acting like a 12 year old girl. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2) Dancing with your hands above your head.
What do you think this is, a scene from a 1990s rom com? The only dance you should be doing is the drink and the two-step. I have spoken.

3) Posting Get Ready With Me/ GRWM videos on social media.
So you mean to tell me you set the camera down, walked into the gym, came back out of the gym, picked the camera up, walked back into the gym again, and then repeated the process when you were leaving the gym? As a grown ass man!? I can see a girl doing this. I can see that. But as a grown ass man, this is crazy.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s wearing flavored chapstick. What!? do you want your boyfriend to taste strawberry when he kisses you on the mouth? Lock in.

@petsmart @Centurion Hunter @Van @Glorious King @Jason Voorhees

at least my piggy bank isn't owned by the jews

 

[Iamspace]

If your a grown ass man you can do what you want

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s wearing flavored chapstick. What!? do you want your boyfriend to taste strawberry when he kisses you on the mouth? Lock in.

i literally have strawberry flavoured chapstick on rn while reading this

 

[x_stghl_x]

i have spoken.

 

[Glorious King]

Here’s three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1) Having a piggy bank.
So you mean to tell me you 27 years old and there’s a ceramic pinky pig you put money in as a grown ass man? What the fuck do you need a piggy bank for in 2026? Just deposit your money into a bank account and stop acting like a 12 year old girl. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2) Dancing with your hands above your head.
What do you think this is, a scene from a 1990s rom com? The only dance you should be doing is the drink and the two-step. I have spoken.

3) Posting Get Ready With Me/ GRWM videos on social media.
So you mean to tell me you set the camera down, walked into the gym, came back out of the gym, picked the camera up, walked back into the gym again, and then repeated the process when you were leaving the gym? As a grown ass man!? I can see a girl doing this. I can see that. But as a grown ass man, this is crazy.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s wearing flavored chapstick. What!? do you want your boyfriend to taste strawberry when he kisses you on the mouth? Lock in.

@petsmart @Centurion Hunter @Van @Glorious King @Jason Voorhees

lmao

bro made this thread as soon as i reminded him

absolute legend