Dr. Mog
PhD in moggerology
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There’s three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man, let’s get right into it.
1) Being excited for the weekend.
I don’t know what you’re so fucking happy about. You’re a grown ass man. What’s happening on the weekend? A party? What are you celebrating, Unemployment? Your lack of capital? The only reason you should be excited for the weekend is if your son has a baseball game so that you can drop him in your BMW to his private school because that’s successful and wholesome. Lock in, fuck nigga.
2) Using Meta glasses.
Honestly, I don’t like this shit. You a grown ass man secretly recording people. Honestly, I think you’re a pervert coming up to people with your little fucking glasses, asking questions, trying to get a cortisol spike out of people. Fuck you. I have spoken.
3) Pursuing a rap career.
You’re 36!! Give it up. You rapping about drugs and guns and sex and violence. You need to focus on getting a steady job and some life insurance so you can take care of your wife and kids. I’m disappointed in you.
And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s having bumper stickers. You a grown ass man with a bumper sticker that says, “I closed my book to be here.” How do we get it through to you that no one gives a fuck? Instead of focusing on putting stickers on the back of your car, you should focus on putting some dinero in your bank account. Fuck ass nigga.
@Vireon @Mogs Me @petsmart @Centurion Hunter @inversions
1) Being excited for the weekend.
I don’t know what you’re so fucking happy about. You’re a grown ass man. What’s happening on the weekend? A party? What are you celebrating, Unemployment? Your lack of capital? The only reason you should be excited for the weekend is if your son has a baseball game so that you can drop him in your BMW to his private school because that’s successful and wholesome. Lock in, fuck nigga.
2) Using Meta glasses.
Honestly, I don’t like this shit. You a grown ass man secretly recording people. Honestly, I think you’re a pervert coming up to people with your little fucking glasses, asking questions, trying to get a cortisol spike out of people. Fuck you. I have spoken.
3) Pursuing a rap career.
You’re 36!! Give it up. You rapping about drugs and guns and sex and violence. You need to focus on getting a steady job and some life insurance so you can take care of your wife and kids. I’m disappointed in you.
And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s having bumper stickers. You a grown ass man with a bumper sticker that says, “I closed my book to be here.” How do we get it through to you that no one gives a fuck? Instead of focusing on putting stickers on the back of your car, you should focus on putting some dinero in your bank account. Fuck ass nigga.
@Vireon @Mogs Me @petsmart @Centurion Hunter @inversions
