Dr. Mog
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Three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown-ass man. Let’s get right into it.
1) Watching Love Island.
Honestly, I’ve never watched it and I don’t know what it’s about. But I can tell you from the name, as a grown man, you shouldn’t be wasting your time watching it. Instead of watching love on an island, get some money. Fuck love right now. You’re a bum ass broke bitch with no motion. The last thing you should be worried about is love on a fucking island. Lock in, fuck nigga.
2) Losing your phone.
I don’t understand fully grown adult men that lose their phone. It’s such a childish thing to do. “Oops, has anybody seen my phone lying around? I can’t find it. The thing that has all my information, credit cards, and bank information is gone!” Tighten up, nigga. I have spoken.
3) Being a history major.
So as a grown ass man, you studying other niggas’ accomplishments throughout history instead of writing your own? How about you make a name for yourself so some dork in the future can study you, fuck ass nigga.
And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s buying VIP in a looksmax forum. You mean to tell me you’re paying a monthly subscription with real currency dollars to some KFC muncher? You’re a grown ass man. Instead of buying VIP, how about you go to the gymmax, moneymaxx and talk to actual women by learning the stuff that’s already there in the forum. Talm bout “Bro, can I ascend?” Ascend to what, unemployment? Lock in, fuck nigga.
@Jason Voorhees @Glorious King @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Insomnia
1) Watching Love Island.
Honestly, I’ve never watched it and I don’t know what it’s about. But I can tell you from the name, as a grown man, you shouldn’t be wasting your time watching it. Instead of watching love on an island, get some money. Fuck love right now. You’re a bum ass broke bitch with no motion. The last thing you should be worried about is love on a fucking island. Lock in, fuck nigga.
2) Losing your phone.
I don’t understand fully grown adult men that lose their phone. It’s such a childish thing to do. “Oops, has anybody seen my phone lying around? I can’t find it. The thing that has all my information, credit cards, and bank information is gone!” Tighten up, nigga. I have spoken.
3) Being a history major.
So as a grown ass man, you studying other niggas’ accomplishments throughout history instead of writing your own? How about you make a name for yourself so some dork in the future can study you, fuck ass nigga.
And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s buying VIP in a looksmax forum. You mean to tell me you’re paying a monthly subscription with real currency dollars to some KFC muncher? You’re a grown ass man. Instead of buying VIP, how about you go to the gymmax, moneymaxx and talk to actual women by learning the stuff that’s already there in the forum. Talm bout “Bro, can I ascend?” Ascend to what, unemployment? Lock in, fuck nigga.
@Jason Voorhees @Glorious King @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Insomnia
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