TINDER MANIFESTO: Get Laid With A Match GUARANTEED 🍑🍆

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Nigga if I wanted to read a bible I would fucking read it......
 
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Here what ever mental problems u have post it and send us a link we will help u get better
 
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Here what ever mental problems u have post it and send us a link we will help u get better
Really appreciate it bro. I got ADHD + Narcissim, please make me a go fund me 😀
 
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Is this a fucking thread on game
 
Not a single byte
 
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or just be chad and match with 10/10s easily and say "hey bitch come over" :blackpill:
 
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or just be chad and match with 10/10s easily and say "hey bitch come over" :blackpill:
Or just larp as a chad 10/10 7ft height and then when you meet her when she opens the door do your thing if you are 5ft5 pajeet
 
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Or just larp as a chad 10/10 7ft height and then when you meet her when she opens the door do your thing if you are 5ft5 pajeet
she will call cops
 
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Literally unreadable.
 
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I hate you. Pls leave
 
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TLDR please
 
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not even the whole title tbqh
 
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Lorsss please ban this bluepilled cuck..he is an embarrassment to looksmax
 
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Are you sure you have enough separate paragraphs?
 
what the hell, cant you just write it short
 
God please just leave this forum. Nobody likes you here because of your shitty retarded threads
I can tell you’re a virgin by your posts tbh

Go have sex ASAP
 
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Look into my eyes and try to send it to me.

Hey this doesn’t work when you keep tryi by to picture me naked.

Wait a few seconds

Stop picturing me naked!

Get up walk over to her side of the table take her by the chin and kiss her.

JFL OP
:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
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Read every single word, unironically a good thread tbh, not even joking. This is your only good thread as of yet though, so I was skeptical if I was gonna be arsed to read it or not. Glad I did tbh. What is your go to movie to put on?
 
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dint work ended up with several restriction orders and rape accusations
 
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Read every single word, unironically a good thread tbh, not even joking. This is your only good thread as of yet though, so I was skeptical if I was gonna be arsed to read it or not. Glad I did tbh. What is your go to movie to put on?
Doesn’t matter cause you won’t be watching it lol but horror
 
Damn this nigga wrote a whole novel and gave it to us for free
 
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>hug her as soon as you meet her
some autist is gonna try this and get MeToo’d jfl
 
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youre a pizza lover or pizza hater is the equivalent of you breath air or you dont breath air
 
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Imagine she says she's a vegan pizza hater then what
 
Here's a Tinder guide for you.
CHAD: "U want sum fk?" -> Chad gets laid

Anything more complex than this is cope
 
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Can’t wait to use this guide on Ukrainian high schoolers @personalityinkwell
 
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too complicated,

here's my method:

Open/ Hello, how is your day ?

message 1:
answer hers +
ask a question about work/location/hobby/weather/travel
she answers

message 2:
answers hers +
ask a 2nd question about work/location/hobby/weather/travel
she answers

message 3:
answer hers +
ask if she'd like to go grab a drink sometime

then take number
 
it was a long but not as boring read althought I was aware of most of these subtle things
 
After those 2 shit threads do you really expect me to ever read anything that ever write again
JFL I wish there was a way to like a post more than once, this is gold
 
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Honestly the length of this makes me think you have autism. Stop overthinking, you had a somewhat dominant frame, you did a few things right, and it ended up working(supposedly).
A lot of the subtle things you mentioned is valuable, but stop being autistic.
 
NGL, SHIT'S TOO LONG, DN READ.
TL;DR in one sentence?

Cristiano Ronaldo Wow GIF by DAZN
 
not a single atom
not a single particle
not a single quark
 
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my browser got PTSD upon scrolling down all the words I have not read.
 






 

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crap thread rope op
 
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Thank OP!

i fucked so many girls off tinder after reading this thread, holy shit im such a slayer now :redpill::redpill::redpill:
 
I'm just here to say what the majority of users have already commented here :feelshmm:.
 
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