Universal Theory of Elongation

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Q: Why do we find the things we find attractive attractive?

A: ELONGATION.

We humans love the aesthetic of elongated shapes.

Shapes that are longer on least 1 axis look better than shapes that have roughly equal dimensions on all 3 axes.

We generally prefer:
  • long penises > choads
  • narrow noses > wide noses
  • tall height > short height
  • forward-grown facial profiles > flat facial profiles
  • skinny > fat
  • long legs > short legs
  • thin electronic devices > thick electronic devices
  • wide aspect ratios > squarish aspect ratios
  • sleek-looking products > clunky-looking products
  • skyscrapers > short buildings
  • etc.
Don't believe me? Look at the doorknob and the door handle:

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Which one looks better? Probably the lever-style door handle, right?
 
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Compact Midface > Long Face
 
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youre so wise can you research clavicle lengthening for me
 
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Long midface cels time to shine. You've been chad all long.
 
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But then gymmaxxing would be useless since it's all about lankletmaxxing
 
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Q: Why do we find the things we find attractive attractive?

A: ELONGATION.

We humans love the aesthetic of elongated shapes.

Shapes that are longer on least 1 axis look better than shapes that have roughly equal dimensions on all 3 axes.

We generally prefer:
  • long penises > choads
  • narrow noses > wide noses
  • tall height > short height
  • forward-grown facial profiles > flat facial profiles
  • skinny > fat
  • long legs > short legs
  • thin electronic devices > thick electronic devices
  • wide aspect ratios > squarish aspect ratios
  • sleek-looking products > clunky-looking products
  • skyscrapers > short buildings
  • etc.
Don't believe me? Look at the doorknob and the door handle:

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Which one looks better? Probably the lever-style door handle, right?
i have compact midface but have pretty low fwhr like 169 below
 
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how can I elongatemax?
 
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just looked at my doorknob and its over
 
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fucking legit bro this is why I like narrow-faced girls
 
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