Universal Theory of Elongation

[thecel]

Q: Why do we find the things we find attractive attractive?

A: ELONGATION.

We humans love the aesthetic of elongated shapes.

Shapes that are longer on least 1 axis look better than shapes that have roughly equal dimensions on all 3 axes.

We generally prefer:

• long penises > choads
• narrow noses > wide noses
• tall height > short height
• forward-grown facial profiles > flat facial profiles
• skinny > fat
• long legs > short legs
• thin electronic devices > thick electronic devices
• wide aspect ratios > squarish aspect ratios
• sleek-looking products > clunky-looking products
• skyscrapers > short buildings
• etc.

Don't believe me? Look at the doorknob and the door handle:

Which one looks better? Probably the lever-style door handle, right?

 

[RealSurgerymax]

Compact Midface > Long Face

 

[Rich/Jewish_Gooner$]

youre so wise can you research clavicle lengthening for me

 

[thecel]

Compact Midface > Long Face

Shapes that are longer on least 1 axis

The face is longer on the front-back axis so it counts

 

[RAITEIII]

Long midface cels time to shine. You've been chad all long.

 

[Ocelot]

But then gymmaxxing would be useless since it's all about lankletmaxxing

 

[weallburninhell]

Q: Why do we find the things we find attractive attractive?

A: ELONGATION.

We humans love the aesthetic of elongated shapes.

Shapes that are longer on least 1 axis look better than shapes that have roughly equal dimensions on all 3 axes.

We generally prefer:

• long penises > choads
• narrow noses > wide noses
• tall height > short height
• forward-grown facial profiles > flat facial profiles
• skinny > fat
• long legs > short legs
• thin electronic devices > thick electronic devices
• wide aspect ratios > squarish aspect ratios
• sleek-looking products > clunky-looking products
• skyscrapers > short buildings
• etc.

Don't believe me? Look at the doorknob and the door handle:

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Which one looks better? Probably the lever-style door handle, right?

i have compact midface but have pretty low fwhr like 169 below

 

[thecel]

i have compact midface but have pretty low fwhr like 169 below

Is your head narrow?

 

[Deleted member 5818]

i have compact midface but have pretty low fwhr like 169 below

wide ipdcel

 

[Deleted member 6867]

how can I elongatemax?

 

[Deleted member 7076]

just looked at my doorknob and its over

 

[weallburninhell]

Is your head narrow?

i have wide temples, just my maxilla really tall

 

[Deleted member 6723]

fucking legit bro this is why I like narrow-faced girls