Where do you have sex if you don't have your own place?

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like srsly I don't understand
 
at your own place or at her own place
 
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depends. if you're trying to get rid of the body, I recommend an apartment at least so you can dissolve the body as opposed to trying to throw it out the window...

otherwise, if there's no apartment or house. a truck near a pond and just be prepared to make sure that body hits the bottom the lake
 
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depends. if you're trying to get rid of the body, I recommend an apartment at least so you can dissolve the body as opposed to trying to throw it out the window...

otherwise, if there's no apartment or house. a truck near a pond and just be prepared to make sure that body hits the bottom the lake
thank you patrick bateman
 
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In your parents house

Friends house

In a car

A hotel room
 
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A friends house in the bathroom if you’re close like that
 
In your bedroom, you bring the girl to you(to watch a movie or some shit), tell your parents she's a classmate and you want to study or work together and to not disturb you. You lock the door, put some music to drown any other sounds and get down to business.
 
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In your bedroom, you bring the girl to you(to watch a movie or some shit), tell your parents she's a classmate and you want to study or work together and to not disturb you. You lock the door, put some music to drown any other sounds and get down to business.
Or tell her she's your teacher. And we all know that's the one person moms can trust alone with their teenager in the bedroom with the door locked and the following music playing in the background:

 
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