Which professional football/soccer player is the biggest gigachad? Which is the most beta?

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My personal nomination is Polack Captain and overall chad Robert Lewandowski:

He has a lot of that raw masculine power and is genuinely a funny guy (and no one is humourous to women than a 6'1 football chad), not to mention he status mogs by being a national team captain and playing in the top flight of German football.

Robert of Lewandow


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I honestly can't think of anyone who comes close except Ronaldo, but I think that is more because of his position playing for Real Madrid (which is admittingly the football club that mogs the rest of them), to which I say Lewandowski facemogs and looks better in a suit (but at that eschelon of gigachad status): Even without the status halo of football, he's a genuinely goodlooking man who could model. I don't think the same could be said for Ronaldo in all honesty.


And of course, we all know who mogs the least:

Wayne Rooney


I'd say that the Norwood Reaper came to put a bullet in his chrome-dome, but then let's be honest: It never really began for him.

Rooney


Would he be the butt of all the jokes in the sunday tabloids if he was a gigachad like Lewandowski? Fucking brutal.
 
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why you asking huh? Want more material for your fap folder gaycel?
 
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Biggest chad is Giroud @FastBananaCEO
 
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why you asking huh? Want more material for your fap folder gaycel?

I honest-to-god don't get turned on by this nor get any sexual thrill, I just like goodlooking, beautiful people. You keep on trying to make it gay, and I wonder why. Rather curious
 
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Too ethnic. Get's mogged by every other White player + Ronaldo.
How tf is giroud ethnic ? And Ronaldo isn’t good looking but he has infinite smv doe
 
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I honest-to-god don't get turned on by this nor get any sexual thrill, I just like goodlooking, beautiful people. You keep on trying to make it gay, and I wonder why. Rather curious
i'm a hateful person man
 
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How tf is giroud ethnic ? And Ronaldo isn’t good looking but he has infinite smv doe

He's way too swarthy for a white man, he looks like he's from Iran or Pakistan tbh:
 

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of all time it's obviously David Beckham but out of current players it's ppl like giroud and lewandowski
 
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of all time it's obviously David Beckham but out of current players it's ppl like giroud and lewandowski

I feel like Beckham didn't become a female heartthrob until *after* he left Man U, and didn't really ascend into his final form until he left European club football; If you google 'David Beckham sexy' what comes up is not this:

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LA Galaxy Becks was best Becks:

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100% football chad.
 
Football players are all statusmaxxed. Mesut Özil looks like an ogre but banged hot women. They are all "Chads" because they can all easily slay prime women.
 
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Alisson Becker is gl:

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Kante is incel tier:

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Football players are all statusmaxxed. Mesut Özil looks like an ogre but banged hot women. They are all "Chads" because they can all easily slay prime women.

Imagine a party with nothing but attractive women and footballers in invitation. Who mogs who?

That is my question.
 
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I honest-to-god don't get turned on by this nor get any sexual thrill, I just like goodlooking, beautiful people. You keep on trying to make it gay, and I wonder why. Rather curious
Zidane
 
Imagine a party with nothing but attractive women and footballers in invitation. Who mogs who?

That is my question.
Rurik Gislason is a giga-mogger:

 
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Tyrone Mings Mogs (6'5).
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My personal nomination is Polack Captain and overall chad Robert Lewandowski:

He has a lot of that raw masculine power and is genuinely a funny guy (and no one is humourous to women than a 6'1 football chad), not to mention he status mogs by being a national team captain and playing in the top flight of German football.

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I honestly can't think of anyone who comes close except Ronaldo, but I think that is more because of his position playing for Real Madrid (which is admittingly the football club that mogs the rest of them), to which I say Lewandowski facemogs and looks better in a suit (but at that eschelon of gigachad status): Even without the status halo of football, he's a genuinely goodlooking man who could model. I don't think the same could be said for Ronaldo in all honesty.


And of course, we all know who mogs the least:

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I'd say that the Norwood Reaper came to put a bullet in his chrome-dome, but then let's be honest: It never really began for him.

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Would he be the butt of all the jokes in the sunday tabloids if he was a gigachad like Lewandowski? Fucking brutal.
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Bruno Fernandes is biggest beta
 
My personal nomination is Polack Captain and overall chad Robert Lewandowski:

He has a lot of that raw masculine power and is genuinely a funny guy (and no one is humourous to women than a 6'1 football chad), not to mention he status mogs by being a national team captain and playing in the top flight of German football.

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I honestly can't think of anyone who comes close except Ronaldo, but I think that is more because of his position playing for Real Madrid (which is admittingly the football club that mogs the rest of them), to which I say Lewandowski facemogs and looks better in a suit (but at that eschelon of gigachad status): Even without the status halo of football, he's a genuinely goodlooking man who could model. I don't think the same could be said for Ronaldo in all honesty.


And of course, we all know who mogs the least:

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I'd say that the Norwood Reaper came to put a bullet in his chrome-dome, but then let's be honest: It never really began for him.

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Would he be the butt of all the jokes in the sunday tabloids if he was a gigachad like Lewandowski? Fucking brutal.
Lewandowski is good but not that special.
Giroud, Totti, Francesco Coco, Batistuta, Cannavaro, Nesta, Maldini, Mario Yepes, Zidane, Pires, and many others mog him.

Even if you ignore retired players many Italian, Argentinian, Portuguese, German players will mog him
 
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Pure chadiness Alexander sorloth 6'4
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Biggest beta Marcin Garuch 5'
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You guys literally posted no one that is good looking, except for Ruben L.C.


This guy is Mogs the most

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