Callooh_Calais
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My personal nomination is Polack Captain and overall chad Robert Lewandowski:
He has a lot of that raw masculine power and is genuinely a funny guy (and no one is humourous to women than a 6'1 football chad), not to mention he status mogs by being a national team captain and playing in the top flight of German football.
I honestly can't think of anyone who comes close except Ronaldo, but I think that is more because of his position playing for Real Madrid (which is admittingly the football club that mogs the rest of them), to which I say Lewandowski facemogs and looks better in a suit (but at that eschelon of gigachad status): Even without the status halo of football, he's a genuinely goodlooking man who could model. I don't think the same could be said for Ronaldo in all honesty.
And of course, we all know who mogs the least:
I'd say that the Norwood Reaper came to put a bullet in his chrome-dome, but then let's be honest: It never really began for him.
Would he be the butt of all the jokes in the sunday tabloids if he was a gigachad like Lewandowski? Fucking brutal.
He has a lot of that raw masculine power and is genuinely a funny guy (and no one is humourous to women than a 6'1 football chad), not to mention he status mogs by being a national team captain and playing in the top flight of German football.
I honestly can't think of anyone who comes close except Ronaldo, but I think that is more because of his position playing for Real Madrid (which is admittingly the football club that mogs the rest of them), to which I say Lewandowski facemogs and looks better in a suit (but at that eschelon of gigachad status): Even without the status halo of football, he's a genuinely goodlooking man who could model. I don't think the same could be said for Ronaldo in all honesty.
And of course, we all know who mogs the least:
I'd say that the Norwood Reaper came to put a bullet in his chrome-dome, but then let's be honest: It never really began for him.
Would he be the butt of all the jokes in the sunday tabloids if he was a gigachad like Lewandowski? Fucking brutal.
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