Why won't the Jews release a cure for baldness?

[Balkancel]

Is it because they want us to keep buying useless creams and pills so we can effectively continue to fill their greedy jew pockets?

 

[Insomniac]

The suffering of balding men is too profitable to stop

 

[Balkancel]

The suffering of balding men is too profitable to stop

 

[The Dude Abides]

With all the rich bastards in the world a cure must exist. The problem is in the process of finding a real cure, all the lesser forms of hairloss treatment were invented and profited on. I bet the motherfucker who is in charge of funding the research for fin and shit has a full head of hair.

 

[TBOLT]

Because of misandry

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Insomniac]

 

[fobos]

Because it is a hormonal thing. There are treatments that work rn.

 

[nattycel]

Because they're waiting for the Moshiach to come so they can transform
earth into paradise (starting with removing the heartache of balding).