Would you rather fight Bruce Lee or Shaq?

[Deleted member 3789]

Would you rather fight a 7'0 (214 cm) 310 lbs bbc who would kill you with one punch, or a 5'7 (170 cm) 130 lbs manlet gook?

No morals, no weapons, no escaping. What do you do?

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Bruce Lee, he probably would beat me but I could keep myself alive.

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

I could fight 3 130lbs skinny twink failures at one time, I will take Shaq, it will at least be a nice workout

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Bruce Lee, he probably would beat me but I could keep myself alive.

But you could use Shaq's size against him. 6'5 is more mobile than 7'0. You could probably this

 

[Cretinous]

Shaq, because I would just double leg him and his head would slam on the pavement and it would all be over unless he nig screamed for his entourage to jump in.

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

bruce lee would kill everyone in this thread faster than shaq.bruce lee had unwavering endurance and super human strength. shaq would tire more easily

 

[Dogs]

Would I rather fight an ant or a lady bug? Doesn't matter bro I'll destroy either one in 1 punch.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

I would rather fight Bruce Lee, because he would put admirably huge effort into making my death as painful as possible.

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

Bruce Lee, he probably would beat me but I could keep myself alive.

Nah no way bruce lee would beat someone whos 6'5 and jacked

 

[SayNoToRotting]

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[Effortless]

But you could use Shaq's size against him. 6'5 is more mobile than 7'0. You could probably this

Shaq in his prime was insanely athletic for someone his size and would crush 99% of men.

 

[Blackout.xl]

Nah no way bruce lee would beat someone whos 6'5 and jacked

Being jacked don’t mean shit if u don’t know how to fight. Now a 6’5 guy who’s jacked and knows MMA could destroy Bruce lee

 

[Deleted member 209]

I'd take both at the same time.

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Jfl @ the people in this thread. They talking like gangsta unless Bruce Lee rapes their ass twice while just using one finger

 

[Pietrosiek]

Bruce Lee i would try to take him down. Also go do your gf boyo