You thought it was easier before online dating...

[infini]

You once knew a cute petite, artistic alt girl in university.

You think she's being receptive to engaging in your questions which she is, and have a chance when she explains she doesn't like going out in her hometown... even finally getting the urge to bring up dating and sex playfully without being cringe and by sharing your side of the story,

Spoiler: Then reality hits...

after you learn she's already fucked the entire university football team

Take a long, slow and deep hard exhale...

Giddy with delight seeing what's to come
the image of the dead
dead ends in my mind

Spoiler: tags

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@forevergymcelling @

@Prettyboy @

@averagejoe @

@FailedNormieManlet @

@Niko @

@mightyravendark @

@House Lannister @

@AchooWhalesAreBlue @

@bonelessMan @

@the BULL @

@TsarTsar444 @

@ICANNOTBECONTAINED @

@alriodai @

@krisal @

@skorp @

@Vermilioncore @

@6ft4 @

@Lev Peshkov @

@n0𝖗𝖙𝖍 @

@AscendingHero @

@Chadethnic101 @

@DoctorLooksmax @

@ChickenAndRiceBrah @

@FailedNormieManlet @MoggerGaston

 

[Daqirius]

 

[infini]

 

[Bojack]

Sometimes it just happens that way nigguh