A guy thought I was high

[.*my*.]

I was running some errands yesterday, and I was pretty sick for the last 3 days, and so I'm asking this guy that works at an electronics shop for something and he says sure no problem. He sends someone to get the thing that I asked for and while I'm waiting, barely standing almost passing the fuck out because I was so sick, this dude asks me "are you smoking something? Why are you sweating?" That totally caught me off guard and I said "no.. " he said "don't bullshit me" I told him "I'm sick dude" he said "oh really?" Then he thought about it a little bit and he said "do you have covid?" I said "I don't know".

This is something that often happens to me when I'm confronted with something so ridiculous that I would never do but because I'm mister awkward people think I'm lying. Jfl

 

[.*my*.]

 

[Deleted member 4430]

its cause of your looks

 

[Deleted member 17763]

"Are you high?"

"Nah don't worry bro I just have covid "

 

[getra]

You should’ve started coughing on that shitstain for bullshitting you. Mucus shot and everything.

 

[.*my*.]

You should’ve started coughing on that shitstain for bullshitting you. Mucus shot and everything.

Lool

 

[2d v2]

It's because you look like this

 

[.*my*.]

It's because you look like this

No I look like gigachad