NorwoodAscender
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MANDATORY THREAD SOUNDTRACKSorry but this is what I was listening to when making this and it's literally the most nostalgic thing I have ever heard. If you ever played the best Wii game of all time take a listen while you read this thread on how to look as young as possible, as long as possible.
The agepill is one thing that strikes no matter what. However this is something we can take advantage of. Since alot of the slayers out there are not even worrying about aging but rather piping your oneitis, they are going to age like absolute shit. You may be able to catch up a bit if you actually take precautions to delay your aging. Below are some water anti-aging techniques that even normies do, before I dive into the deeper shit so if you arent doing these wtf are u doing? Im not going into any detail since they are so water.
1. Sleeping 8+ hours a night
2. Not being overweight
3. Staying Active
4. Avoid Smoking
5. Limit Alcohol
6. Lowering Cortisol
If you cant do these six simple things why the fuck are you even on this forum JFLLLLL. Look at two brutal examples of the age pill I found.
1. Sleeping 8+ hours a night
2. Not being overweight
3. Staying Active
4. Avoid Smoking
5. Limit Alcohol
6. Lowering Cortisol
If you cant do these six simple things why the fuck are you even on this forum JFLLLLL. Look at two brutal examples of the age pill I found.
Skin/Collagen
Collagen is the end all be all of having your skin look as young as possible. If you take anything away from this thread, its please prioritize your collagen as much as possible. Its by far the most important softmaxx there is and it is pretty god damn easy to at least make an effort to improve/stop it from declining further. I was so close to scanning the rating section and finding people with absolutely brutal collagen, but ill play nice. Just look at the picture below. Which side would you say looks older? Collagen pill is real and deadly.
Easiest Ways To Improve Collagen
Sun Protection: Without question, the number one pre-mature ager of our species is the thing that allows our planet to function. The Sun. The amount of people that do not where sunscreen is actually fucking incredible. (This includes myself until two years ago with my melanoma scare). It really is not that damn hard to incorporate suncreen into your morning skincare routine and not use tanning beds. If you really need a tan that bad jus use beta carotene, or even melanotan 2 so you dont need as much UV exposure.Collagen is the end all be all of having your skin look as young as possible. If you take anything away from this thread, its please prioritize your collagen as much as possible. Its by far the most important softmaxx there is and it is pretty god damn easy to at least make an effort to improve/stop it from declining further. I was so close to scanning the rating section and finding people with absolutely brutal collagen, but ill play nice. Just look at the picture below. Which side would you say looks older? Collagen pill is real and deadly.
Easiest Ways To Improve Collagen
Tretinoin: This is the miracle medication for myself. I apply 0.5 nightly and have seen such a great increase in my collagen. If you have dry/sensitive skin start at 0.025 every other night, and slowly work your way up to 0.025 nightly before you increase your dosage. It increases collagen and can also combat acne very efficiently at higher doses. It also reduces the wrinkles and fine lines you get as you age.
Red-Light Therapy: Very expensive but SOOOO worth it. However do not buy the cheap ass ones you can get anywhere. Those are cope, if you really want to get this machine you have to go all in. People have had incredible results with it.
Microneedling: Please, whatever you do, do not get a shitty derma-roller for your skin. They do way more harm than good. If you want actual good results through microneedling (which is even better than tretinoin at increasing collagen). Buy either a dermapen for around $140, or schedule actual sessions with people that know what they are doing.
Other Collagen Boosting Skin care products: Vitamin C, Peptides, etc.
Hair Loss/Norwooding
Whats the only pill that is equally if not worse as the collagen pill? The goddamn Norwood Pill.
Losing hair is a sign of it becoming over for you. Luckily, there are a few ways we can combat this
(not completely solve). But Just look how brutal this is…
Whats the only pill that is equally if not worse as the collagen pill? The goddamn Norwood Pill.
Losing hair is a sign of it becoming over for you. Luckily, there are a few ways we can combat this
(not completely solve). But Just look how brutal this is…
Minoxidil: The very first thing you should do when combating hair loss. You should instantly start applying topical minoxidil on your hairline, you will regret it if you dont. There are also other things you can apply like castor oil, caffeine, etc. but most people see the best results with minoxidil, and it is incredibly cheap.
Finasteride: This and minoxidil are really the two only things that you need to combat the Norwood pill. This is without question the best drug to regrow your hair. People on this site, and off, have seen incredible results. The only negative thing is the side effects. The main negative side effect that people complain about is a decreased libido, and sometimes problems with ejaculation. The usual dosage is 1 mg a day. Personally, when I start balding I will hop on this and risk the potential side effects because you can always hop off if you can't stand them. However, it is completely up to you if you want to risk these sides.
If neither of these work (which would be a surprise) I hate to break it to you, my brother,
either start saving for a hair transplant or it's over.
either start saving for a hair transplant or it's over.
Supplements for Anti-Aging
What I do for anti-aging supplementation, is straight out of Amneisias Diet Thread. This is why he looks so young for his age. I have not gotten to see the true benefits of this supplementation program since I am only 18, however, I sure as hell feel so much better since starting this program. It is pretty damn expensive though. From the man Amnesia himself, “These 3 supplements together provide over 90 different nutrients, 60 dietary minerals, 16 vitamins, and 2 omega fatty acids. Most importantly though they are provided in forms that are easy for the body to absorb (bioavailable) This both makes it easy to get all nutrients you need rather than buy individual vitamins at the store. Other vitamin brands are far less superior because they don't have organic forms of the vitamins or they don't provide co-factors that they need to be utilized properly by the body”
1. Beyond Tangy Tangerine 2.5 (1 canister a month)
2. Beyond Osteo FX Plus Liquid (1 bottle a month)
3. Ultimate Protector Extra Antioxidants (to slow down aging)
Here are ten other supplements that have potential to combat aging. I don't feel like writing explanations
for each so do your own research if you are interested.
1. Coenzyme Q10 (CoQ10)
2. Omega-3 Fatty Acids
3. Collagen
4. Resveratrol
5. Vitamin C
6. Vitamin E
7. Turmeric/Curcumin
8. Green Tea Extract
9. Niacinamide (Vitamin B3)
10. Probiotics
What I do for anti-aging supplementation, is straight out of Amneisias Diet Thread. This is why he looks so young for his age. I have not gotten to see the true benefits of this supplementation program since I am only 18, however, I sure as hell feel so much better since starting this program. It is pretty damn expensive though. From the man Amnesia himself, “These 3 supplements together provide over 90 different nutrients, 60 dietary minerals, 16 vitamins, and 2 omega fatty acids. Most importantly though they are provided in forms that are easy for the body to absorb (bioavailable) This both makes it easy to get all nutrients you need rather than buy individual vitamins at the store. Other vitamin brands are far less superior because they don't have organic forms of the vitamins or they don't provide co-factors that they need to be utilized properly by the body”
1. Beyond Tangy Tangerine 2.5 (1 canister a month)
2. Beyond Osteo FX Plus Liquid (1 bottle a month)
3. Ultimate Protector Extra Antioxidants (to slow down aging)
Here are ten other supplements that have potential to combat aging. I don't feel like writing explanations
for each so do your own research if you are interested.
1. Coenzyme Q10 (CoQ10)
2. Omega-3 Fatty Acids
3. Collagen
4. Resveratrol
5. Vitamin C
6. Vitamin E
7. Turmeric/Curcumin
8. Green Tea Extract
9. Niacinamide (Vitamin B3)
10. Probiotics
Anti-Aging Skin Procedures
These are nine procedures that exactly zero of you will probably get but it is still worth
listing because there have actually been good results from each one of these.
So, when you get a bit older (or now if you are an oldcel) look into which one of these procedures
suits you the best if you really want to take anti-aging to the next level.
These are nine procedures that exactly zero of you will probably get but it is still worth
listing because there have actually been good results from each one of these.
So, when you get a bit older (or now if you are an oldcel) look into which one of these procedures
suits you the best if you really want to take anti-aging to the next level.
Chemical Peels for Skin Resurfacing:
Chemical peels to address uneven skin tone and texture. Peels stimulate collagen production, leading to smoother and more youthful-looking skin.
Microdermabrasion for Exfoliation:
Microdermabrasion exfoliates the skin's outer layer. This procedure enhances cell turnover, revealing fresher and more radiant skin.
Dermal Fillers for Volume Restoration:
Explore dermal fillers for volume restoration. Hyaluronic acid fillers can plump up areas with lost volume, softening lines and wrinkles.
Botox Injections for Dynamic Wrinkles:
Botox injections are effective for treating dynamic wrinkles caused by facial expressions. They temporarily relax muscles, minimizing the appearance of lines.
Laser Resurfacing for Skin Tightening:
Laser resurfacing procedures can tighten loose skin and address signs of aging. Fractional lasers stimulate collagen production for a more youthful complexion.
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PDO Thread Lifts for Lifted Contours:
PDO thread lifts are a non-surgical facelift. Threads are inserted to lift and tighten sagging skin, providing a subtle yet noticeable improvement.
Platelet-Rich Plasma (PRP) Therapy:
PRP therapy involves using your own platelets to stimulate collagen and elastin production. It can rejuvenate the skin and enhance its texture.
Radiofrequency (RF) Microneedling:
RF microneedling combines microneedling with radiofrequency energy. It tightens the skin, reduces wrinkles, and promotes collagen synthesis.
Cryotherapy for Skin Rejuvenation:
Cryotherapy involves exposing the skin to extreme cold, stimulating blood flow and collagen production. It can improve skin texture and tone.
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