Bald pill strikes again: curious experiment

[Artemis]

Found this just now:


The main benefits of his experiment is that his whole face and pics LITERALLY REMAINED THE SAME. ONLY hair changed! Thus, we have an impeccable "control group" in this setup.

BEING BALD CUTS YOUR CHANCES IN HALF!

OVER for BALD-CELS

 

[fruitgunpop]

Everyday I send prayers to baldingcels

 

[HerpDerpson]

BEING BALD CUTS YOUR CHANCES IN HALF!

0 divided by 2 equals 0.

 

[Artemis]

0 divided by 2 equals 0.

Well, the guy WASN'T 0! He got 17% match rate when with hair!

 

[HerpDerpson]

got 17% match

Is that a lot?

 

[Artemis]

Is that a lot?

Yeah, that is A LOT.

But it is NOT the point btw.

The POINT: HAIR LOSS REDUCES YOUR CHANCES TWICE.

 

[HerpDerpson]

The POINT: HAIR LOSS REDUCES YOUR CHANCES TWICE.

Every time I buzz cut, which I do twice per year, I get this lingering regret. But then it's like: who cares, I was a 0 at Norwood 0.

 

[Kroker]

Hairpill is inevitable

 

[Psychophilly]

i have so much hair that i can make 3 bald people hairful and still have hair on my head.

 

[Artemis]

i have so much hair that i can make 3 bald people hairful and still have hair on my head.

Careful man... in Scandinavia, there are mafia guys... they will kidnap you, and sell you for organs... The only organ necessary here is HAIR...

Over for hair-full-cels like you