BREAKING NEWS: The labia bugs from France that hitchhiked to its neighbor, the United Kingdom, through dating apps have migrated first class to the US

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Labia bug exhibit 483287224 Denver Rogers
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As mentioned in previous threads (shown below), labia bugs are pussy bugs that naturally camouflage themselves to appear as bedbugs, roaches, and even earwigs!




Now, France's vagina bugs are here in the USA and have already topped the charts, making Chicago, Beverly Hills, Malibu, and Martha's Vineyard the hottest spots of that offensive infestation.

Popular roasties like Paris Hilton, Gigi Hadid, and Kendall Jenner refuse to take responsibility and claim when they see the nasty critters crawling away from them, "Wasn't me!"

Fun fact: the rise in wealthy travelers and online influencers carrying diseases, especially STDs, scabies, etc., is assisting the spread of these offensive critters all over the world, costing us billions of dollars, except for France, which refuses to pay a franc because labia bugs are part of their culture and dates back to the first royal families.

However, fake news cesspools like Daily Mail, where many of their overpaid employees are fond of French nastiness, continue to twist this reality and blame bedbugs as the culprit.
 
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