FML, my cousin is in love with me

[Gengar]

Dude Cream her lol

 

[nuisance]

She’s gotten proposals from outside the family even from passportmaxxed guys but she declined them because of me apparently. And I’ve tried doing that but it didn’t work. Although I couldn’t ignore them forever since I would feel bad about that.

Don’t die a incel brother, god provided you a mtb that loves you yet your spit in his face.

 

[jeff1234]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

of she looks good i wont mine

 

[vernier]

Still sticking to your Pakistani roots? Mashallah

 

[Deleted member 137787]

What’s her skin color?

 

[Alias!]

She’s my second cousin, which means we share one great-grandparent. And she belongs to two different ethnic groups herself, so you’d expect her to continue that tradition instead. I don’t want to marry a relative and I don’t want to break her heart, what the hell do I do?

Tales

 

[Gengar]

He’ll find a way to satisfy both parties, and in the end, every answer he gives is acceptable. He can’t fail here unless they try to force him, which would make them the wrong ones. In that case, politeness flies out the window, and any blame on him would be totally nonexistent .

Nobody’s really forcing me, thankfully — but I am trying my best not to hurt anyone’s feelings. However I’m not always successful, sadly.

 

[Gengar]

it DOES count. pussy is pussy

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

I've had 3 1st foid cousins having a crush on me and i slayed one of them (the hottest one ofc)

 

[Gengar]

No, incest is fucking weird

Technically we all are related so anything is incel, but with someone this close you can’t do mental gymnastics about it.

 

[Gengar]

mogs me

It doesn’t count bhai she’s family.

 

[Deleted member 137787]

Nobody’s really forcing me, thankfully — but I am trying my best not to hurt anyone’s feelings. However I’m not always successful, sadly.

Stop being a pussy faggot and just say no nigga

In her situation, it’s better you be direct rather than ambiguous

 

[Gengar]

nigger how much of a fakecel are you?

How the fuck am I a fakecel? This one doesn’t count at all.

 

[Gengar]

saar this is one of these times where you have to redeem it

 

[Gengar]

fuck her and just be friends

 

[Gengar]

Dont be a pussy, impregnate her

 

[Gengar]

Just tell her u have a fiancé

They know that’s not true.

 

[Gengar]

man my cousin while i was using the bathroom came in and locked the door

And what happened afterwards?

 

[Gengar]

Kys chad

It doesn’t count bhai she’s family.

 

[Gengar]

Tell her you’re seeing someone else

She knows that’s not true.

 

[Gengar]

What’s her skin color?

She’s brown lol, of course.

 

[Gengar]

Tales

I wish it was tales.

 

[The Homelander]

She knows that’s not true.

This is a tricky situation then, I think the only way out of it is to very kindly turn her down

 

[Gengar]

Don’t die a incel brother, god provided you a mtb that loves you yet your spit in his face.

Am I really ungrateful if I don’t want someone I’m relatively closely related to? Come on bhaijaan.

 

[superpsycho]

It doesn’t count bhai she’s family.

mogs me a girl has never liked me

 

[Gengar]

of she looks good i wont mine

She is objectively an MTB. Doesn’t look bad but since she’s family I don’t think she’s attractive, if that makes sense.

 

[Gengar]

Still sticking to your Pakistani roots? Mashallah

Yeah, of course! I don’t want to date (read: marry) non-South Asians. I think cultural and religious similarities are important. Especially cuisine.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Am I really ungrateful if I don’t want someone I’m relatively closely related to? Come on bhaijaan.

Yes you are ungrateful, impregnate her

 

[Gengar]

I've had 3 1st foid cousins having a crush on me and i slayed one of them (the hottest one ofc)

Wow. Really? How did it make you feel?

 

[Gengar]

Yes you are ungrateful, impregnate her

Bhai wtf.

 

[Alias!]

I wish it was tales.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Yeah, of course! I don’t want to date (read: marry) non-South Asians. I think cultural and religious similarities are important. Especially cuisine.

Fatass thinking about cuisine!

Broooo, i got a idea, why not do both. Impregnate two beautiful females

 

[Gengar]

Stop being a pussy faggot and just say no nigga

In her situation, it’s better you be direct rather than ambiguous

It’s not about being a wuss, it’s about wanting to not hurt someone’s feelings. She knows I’m very on the fence about this in general, I’ve not really been ambiguous.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

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No no, just impregnate

 

[Archimedes]

She’s objectively an MTB without fake-up and fogs me brutally.

But since she’s family, it doesn’t matter to me.

Literal fakecel tbh. It absolutely counts

 

[Gengar]

This is a tricky situation then, I think the only way out of it is to very kindly turn her down

I guess, but I don’t have it in me to say “no”, that’s why I tried pushing her away using various methods but none of them worked.

 

[Deleted member 137787]

It’s not about being a wuss, it’s about wanting to not hurt someone’s feelings. She knows I’m very on the fence about this in general, I’ve not really been ambiguous.

Isn’t it a hard no?
I can’t speak for her, but in my case I’d rather know for real than be unsure. If that causes hurt feelings, well so be it, she will have to know eventually anyway.

 

[Archimedes]

Technically we all are related so anything is incel, but with someone this close you can’t do mental gymnastics about it.

Its a second cousin lmao, she's not your sister

 

[Gengar]

mogs me a girl has never liked me

I’d rather nobody like me at all, then..

 

[Gengar]

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You are a bot.

 

[superpsycho]

I’d rather nobody like me at all, then..

brutal

 

[Gengar]

Fatass thinking about cuisine!

Broooo, i got an idea, why not do both. Impregnate two beautiful females

I’m an anti-natalist, and yeah for sure I’m a fatty mcfat fat.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

brutal

No no , he need to impregnate

 

[Gengar]

Literal fakecel tbh. It absolutely counts

Stop trolling. This does not count.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

I’m an anti-natalist, and yeah for sure I’m a fatty mcfat fat.

You are a Nazi if you dont impregnate you cousin dude

 

[Gengar]

Isn’t it a hard no?
I can’t speak for her, but in my case I’d rather know for real than be unsure. If that causes hurt feelings, well so be it, she will have to know eventually anyway.

Well yeah I’m tryna get rid of her but in a way where she feels good about it rather than her feeling upset etc. you know?

 

[DR. NICKGA]

@Gengar you are me bro, but atleast have some good reasons to not impregnate you "cousin"

 

[Gengar]

Its a second cousin lmao, she's not your sister

I mean, I don’t judge others if they wanna go for it, but it’s just not my thing.

 

[Mr.Proper]

Wow, I didn’t expect Slavic people to do that. Indeed, it seems so out of place there. How did you find out about the couple?

It's a town, people know each other here and their families.

 

[Gengar]

brutal

Yeah…