How can I survive wagecucking so that I can go a bit longer without having to kill myself?

[Deleted member 17832]

So I've been 18 for a while and my mom is jumping at the chance to kick me out if I don't start working somewhere. But the problem is that I literally fucking can't. Between 5 years of being 100% isolated and unsocialized in an online school I didn't attend, dropping out of high school, numerous untreated physical and mental health issues (POTS and general heart issues, stomach issues, insomnia, ADHD, insane anxiety, and probably either autism or some severe mood disorders) which regularly make me feel like I'm dying and more. I think I should've been treated and given disabilitybuxx or institutionalized, but with my luck and high inhibness that'll likely never happen. I usually feel like my only options are either NEETing or finding a nice way to rope. Was gonna go with roping, but I got sad about it and cancelled my order so now I need to find out how I can get myself out of this mess.

I could probably work part time to start, which will possibly make things easier. I live in the absolute middle of nowhere which means I'll not only need my mom to drive me wherever I work, but I'll also be pushed to start driving in the near future which is equally terrifying to me and will drain a fuckton of whatever minimum wage income I earn.

Right now my only goal is finding the easiest job possible. I want the least amount of social interaction possible, simplest job possible since I'm insanely low IQ, and the least amount of pressure possible. It also needs to be a very common, accessible job because of my shithole location. Pay is not even a factor at this time, since all I want is to simply be able to survive the job itself. I can use some Delta 8 to take the edge off of the anxiety, which should help a bit and I'll be able to order more after my first paycheck.

Any tips frens? Should've just stuck with my sodium nitrite plan, but I'm a delusional main character syndrome faggot so I wasn't ready to end myself yet

 

[Htobrother]

So I've been 18 for a while and my mom is jumping at the chance to kick me out if I don't start working somewhere. But the problem is that I literally fucking can't. Between 5 years of being 100% isolated and unsocialized in an online school I didn't attend, dropping out of high school, numerous untreated physical and mental health issues (POTS and general heart issues, stomach issues, insomnia, ADHD, insane anxiety, and probably either autism or some severe mood disorders) which regularly make me feel like I'm dying and more. I think I should've been treated and given disabilitybuxx or institutionalized, but with my luck and high inhibness that'll likely never happen. I usually feel like my only options are either NEETing or finding a nice way to rope. Was gonna go with roping, but I got sad about it and cancelled my order so now I need to find out how I can get myself out of this mess.

I could probably work part time to start, which will possibly make things easier. I live in the absolute middle of nowhere which means I'll not only need my mom to drive me wherever I work, but I'll also be pushed to start driving in the near future which is equally terrifying to me and will drain a fuckton of whatever minimum wage income I earn.

Right now my only goal is finding the easiest job possible. I want the least amount of social interaction possible, simplest job possible since I'm insanely low IQ, and the least amount of pressure possible. It also needs to be a very common, accessible job because of my shithole location. Pay is not even a factor at this time, since all I want is to simply be able to survive the job itself. I can use some Delta 8 to take the edge off of the anxiety, which should help a bit and I'll be able to order more after my first paycheck.

Any tips frens? Should've just stuck with my sodium nitrite plan, but I'm a delusional main character syndrome faggot so I wasn't ready to end myself yet

Same

 

[thereallegend]

Get your GED, driver's license, apply for NEETbux and work part time till you get it.

 

[Deleted member 17832]

Get your GED, driver's license, apply for NEETbux and work part time till you get it.

Too retarded for a GED, too pussy/unable to get a psychological assessment which leaves my only big diagnoses as POTS and ADHD which wouldn't be enough for NEETbuxx. All I can really do right now is try to find some bottom of the barrel job I can survive (probably impossible) and force myself to try driving

 

[thereallegend]

Too retarded for a GED, too pussy/unable to get a psychological assessment which leaves my only big diagnoses as POTS and ADHD which wouldn't be enough for NEETbuxx. All I can really do right now is try to find some bottom of the barrel job I can survive (probably impossible) and force myself to try driving

You should be paying me for my advice but yet you give excuses.

 

[Anchor_Ship]

Get your GED, driver's license, apply for NEETbux and work part time till you get it.

Agree

 

[Anchor_Ship]

Too many excuses bro u have to take what you want in this world

Too retarded for a GED, too pussy/unable to get a psychological assessment which leaves my only big diagnoses as POTS and ADHD which wouldn't be enough for NEETbuxx. All I can really do right now is try to find some bottom of the barrel job I can survive (probably impossible) and force myself to try driving

 

[thereallegend]

Too many excuses bro u have to take what you want in this world

Just looked at his pictures in the rating section.

He's 4/10 facially, 5'9, and white.

He has no excuses. He could easily ascend to HTN levels through softmaxxes.

 

[CtrlAltDelete]

Just work in an Amazon warehouse. You don’t deal with anyone, you just move storage around.

 

[Deleted member 5786]

What makes you think you are low iq? I analyzed your face with physiognomy and you have slightly above average iq levels

 

[Deleted member 17832]

Just looked at his pictures in the rating section.

He's 4/10 facially, 5'9, and white.

He has no excuses. He could easily ascend to HTN levels through softmaxxes.

I already am softmaxxed jfl. Used to be fat and looked like a fucking unrecognizable human thumb a couple years ago. Went from like -2 to 2, I don't think there's much more potential

 

[Deleted member 17301]

color your skin brown and come to Norway as a refugee and get neetbux bro fr lmao hahahah

 

[Deleted member 17301]

sorry for shitposting bro u seem like a nice guy man bets of luck I'm drunk that's why

 

[Deleted member 16970]

I suggest u talk to some redpilled therapists like the hipnosis guy or apex mindset or rich cooper. No one here can actually help u, help urself

 

[Deleted member 17301]

> my mom is jumping at the chance to kick me out if I don't start working somewhere

maybe try getting adopted. try posting in the neet for adoption thread on 4chan. u will probably need to do some degenerate shit and live in cages and stuff, but if you're cool with that it will at least give you shelter. better than being homeless jfl

 

[N24]

Take Ritalin or Dexedrine for ADHD (depending on what you react better to)

 

[Deleted member 17832]

Alright change of plans boyos, suicide was always the only option tbh. But how? Last month I ordered sodium nitrite which would've arrived yesterday (could've been out of this shithole by now) but I cancelled it in hopes that I could still do something else with myself. But now I have nothing jfl, can't even find a fucking blade here. Might just have to chug some bleach and hope for the best

 

[Deleted member 17832]

Take Ritalin or Dexedrine for ADHD (depending on what you react better to)

I was on Focalin for a long time, then got addicted to snorting that shit which almost killed me. My heart does not play well with stimulants so I'll just have to cope with being extra retarded until I'm dead

 

[Deleted member 17832]

> my mom is jumping at the chance to kick me out if I don't start working somewhere

maybe try getting adopted. try posting in the neet for adoption thread on 4chan. u will probably need to do some degenerate shit and live in cages and stuff, but if you're cool with that it will at least give you shelter. better than being homeless jfl

TFW living in some coomer's cage is unironically a better environment than any place I've ever lived
Might be worth considering if I had transportation tbh

 

[Htobrother]

Alright change of plans boyos, suicide was always the only option tbh. But how? Last month I ordered sodium nitrite which would've arrived yesterday (could've been out of this shithole by now) but I cancelled it in hopes that I could still do something else with myself. But now I have nothing jfl, can't even find a fucking blade here. Might just have to chug some bleach and hope for the best

Bro Text me

 

[Deleted member 17832]

sorry for shitposting bro u seem like a nice guy man bets of luck I'm drunk that's why

Np though, have fun fren

 

[Deleted member 17301]

@Chlorella why not: https://boards.4chan.org/soc/thread/30884720

also if you're gonna ctb the best way is to inhale helium with a cpap.

 

[Deleted member 16101]

Too retarded for a GED, too pussy/unable to get a psychological assessment which leaves my only big diagnoses as POTS and ADHD which wouldn't be enough for NEETbuxx. All I can really do right now is try to find some bottom of the barrel job I can survive (probably impossible) and force myself to try driving

Is it even safe to wageslave with POTS..... i would imagine standing up for 8 hours straight combined with anxiety issues could lead to a serious head injury

 

[Deleted member 17832]

@Chlorella why not: https://boards.4chan.org/soc/thread/30884720

also if you're gonna ctb the best way is to inhale helium with a cpap.

If I'm not too disgusting for it I might consider sexslavemaxxing tbh. Would have to be really fucking bad to not mog my mom's house

 

[Deleted member 17832]

Is it even safe to wageslave with POTS..... i would imagine standing up for 8 hours straight combined with anxiety issues could lead to a serious head injury

I have the hyperadrenergic subtype of POTS, which means my blood pressure just goes high as fuck and usually keeps me from passing out. I get chest pains, feel my heart pounding and palpitating, get a flushed face and headaches but probably wouldn't pass out. Feels like I'm dying some days jfl

 

[Sal]

This is just sad man. All I can say is find god man. I really don't know what else to say, but hopefully you make it out your situation

 

[Deleted member 17832]

This is just sad man. All I can say is find god man. I really don't know what else to say, but hopefully you make it out your situation

Thank you fren. But unfortunately God has never given a fuck about me, so to hell it is

 

[Deleted member 13332]

start playing poker
thats how i got rich and now i sleep with asian models
@OldVirgin @AlexBrown84

 

[AlexBrown84]

start playing poker
thats how i got rich and now i sleep with asian models
@OldVirgin @AlexBrown84

Nice. How’s the poker tourneys in the Slavic nations? Might try my hand in that sphere of this world

 

[Deleted member 13332]

Nice. How’s the poker tourneys in the Slavic nations? Might try my hand in that sphere of this world

man slavic tourneys suck, they pay too little thats why i take vip flights to maccau and europe
im on my grind maaan

 

[Deleted member 17301]

If I'm not too disgusting for it I might consider sexslavemaxxing tbh. Would have to be really fucking bad to not mog my mom's house

go for it, pm me details I won't doxx I'm nice

 

[frendly]

Too retarded for a GED, too pussy/unable to get a psychological assessment which leaves my only big diagnoses as POTS and ADHD which wouldn't be enough for NEETbuxx. All I can really do right now is try to find some bottom of the barrel job I can survive (probably impossible) and force myself to try driving

GED is so easy if you study, I’m probably even more retarded than you (I can’t do 22-11) in my head and I took the test as an 8th grader and passed (I’m in high school now and forgot everything jfl)

 

[Anchor_Ship]

Just looked at his pictures in the rating section.

He's 4/10 facially, 5'9, and white.

He has no excuses. He could easily ascend to HTN levels through softmaxxes.

Just work in an Amazon warehouse. You don’t deal with anyone, you just move storage around.

Hellish work place you’ll literally regret the day you were born

 

[Anchor_Ship]

This is just sad man. All I can say is find god man. I really don't know what else to say, but hopefully you make it out your situation

This, God heals all

 

[xefo]

i diagnose you with hypothyroidism

buy vitamin b1, b3 https://purebulk.com/ and bomb yourself with them to fix any deficiencies in important enzymes

make sure you get adequate amounts of the ionic minerals (calcium, potassium, magnesium, copper, sodium)

abstain from vegetables, the fibers in most vegetables are endotoxin rapists

and now getting on what to eat: milk with sugar, oranges, dates, fruit juices, liver once a week, oyster if its available, well cooked rice, well cooked potatoes, gelatin, be liberal with your calories

this is the best advice you are going to get on the whole forum, give this a try and be strict with yourself

 

[Deleted member 13332]

i diagnose you with hypothyroidism

buy vitamin b1, b3 https://purebulk.com/ and bomb yourself with them to fix any deficiencies in important enzymes

make sure you get adequate amounts of the ionic minerals (calcium, potassium, magnesium, copper, sodium)

abstain from vegetables, the fibers in most vegetables are endotoxin rapists

and now getting on what to eat: milk with sugar, oranges, dates, fruit juices, liver once a week, oyster if its available, well cooked rice, well cooked potatoes, gelatin, be liberal with your calories

this is the best advice you are going to get on the whole forum, give this a try and be strict with yourself

ray peat is torture if you cant cook

 

[xefo]

ray peat is torture if you cant cook

just drink bro

 

[Deleted member 17832]

i diagnose you with hypothyroidism

buy vitamin b1, b3 https://purebulk.com/ and bomb yourself with them to fix any deficiencies in important enzymes

make sure you get adequate amounts of the ionic minerals (calcium, potassium, magnesium, copper, sodium)

abstain from vegetables, the fibers in most vegetables are endotoxin rapists

and now getting on what to eat: milk with sugar, oranges, dates, fruit juices, liver once a week, oyster if its available, well cooked rice, well cooked potatoes, gelatin, be liberal with your calories

this is the best advice you are going to get on the whole forum, give this a try and be strict with yourself

Got a blood test done like 6 months ago to find out why I was rapidly losing weight, and everything came back normal jfl. I thought I had hyperthyroidism or lymphoma or something (I have shittons of swollen lymph nodes that weren't a problem until like a year ago), but my thyroid levels were normal and I "probably don't have cancer"

Been trying to get my shit together diet-wise though. I've never had decent macros or vitamin intake so even just fixing that might make a difference

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Then you create the job, bro.

A 9-5 is no long-term plan.

 

[xefo]

Got a blood test done like 6 months ago to find out why I was rapidly losing weight, and everything came back normal jfl. I thought I had hyperthyroidism or lymphoma or something (I have shittons of swollen lymph nodes that weren't a problem until like a year ago), but my thyroid levels were normal and I "probably don't have cancer"

Been trying to get my shit together diet-wise though. I've never had decent macros or vitamin intake so even just fixing that might make a difference

didn't read a word bro you're hypothyroid and blood tests don't mean shit when the metrics are shifting every 5 years to fit a narrative and inherently not even a good mechanism for measuring thyroid activity

follow my advice, I purposefully made it easy to follow

 

[Nautica]

First I would talk with your mom so you can go and get examined to see if you can get NEETBUCKS. If you dont want to do that your only other option is too find a job so you dont get kicked out. If you want to avoid people your best bet is applying for remote call center jobs, or working in some factory or warehouse where your just putting something into a machine or wrapping products or something like that. Unfourtanely all the other remote jobs are locked behind degrees and certificates.

I'm assuming you dont have any skills either so making money online wont work for you. If you cant find a call center or factory/warehouse job in your area than go get your neetbucks, dont be a pussy. The government isnt going to walk door to door handing out money to you, you gotta go get examined and take it for yourself. I doubt your mom will kick you out if you're so fucked to the point where the government is giving you aid. Also go get your drivers license.

If you get a job or neetbucks, SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY. Dont blow all your cash on pointless copes, your going to regret it big time if you dont. I got hid HARD with a myriad of problems because I didnt save my money, and im still trying to pull myself out of that position now.

 

[xanny]

Work on your mental health first, without health you won’t get anywhere.