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[Deleted member 7823]

Autism

Like i need this job badly to ascend... how do i not come across as retarded in the interview and assessment centre (just great with the group exercises shit)

Should i try to overcompensate with extracurriculars?

 

[defaya]

Assert dominance

 

[Deleted member 7823]

Bump

 

[quakociaptockh]

Keep applying. There's only 5% chance you will get any job, so you have to try many times.

 

[SendMePicsToRate]

Autism

Like i need this job badly to ascend... how do i not come across as retarded in the interview and assessment centre (just great with the group exercises shit)

Should i try to overcompensate with extracurriculars?

get over your autism autist

 

[Gonthar]

You know, in Trainspotting ,Spud has the same problem as you, so he takes some speed to help him with his social skills, but he ends up being a little too friendly and talkative.

 

[Deleted member 6113]

Assert dominance
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Bro. U r the most funny cunt on thos website. Dont forget me. Ill never not be invisible on here. Big love. Big laugh.

 

[defaya]

Bro. U r the most funny cunt on thos website. Dont forget me. Ill never not be invisible on here. Big love. Big laugh.

You’re always visible in my eyes

 

[Deusmaximus]

I have the opposite problem. I am a good sales person and can talk good, but my failed economics degree will scare off most hr`s.

 

[quakociaptockh]

Actually there is a good solution for dudes like you: become a CEO.

- You can be weird, but ppl will have to adjust to you.
- You can have 0 social skills, but you will pass as a strong leader.
- You can require experience with every weird shit despite you don't have any.
- You will go to TED talks and teach folks how to be like you. The more retarded you are, the bigger applause.
- Never hire an incel.

 

[Patient A]

Actually there is a good solution for dudes like you: become a CEO.

- You can be weird, but ppl will have to adjust to you.
- You can have 0 social skills, but you will pass as a strong leader.
- You can require experience with every weird shit despite you don't have any.
- You will go to TED talks and teach folks how to be like you. The more retarded you are, the bigger applause.
- Never hire an incel.

Delirious incel

 

[Gonthar]

Delirious incel

Some of those famous tech entrepreneurs have pretty low social skills, but they still succeeded, Zuckerberg if famous for this.

 

[Patient A]

Some of those famous tech entrepreneurs have pretty low social skills, but they still succeeded, Zuckerberg if famous for this.

Tech entrepreneurs, inventors and investors.

not helping op get his job to make money to use it to do anything so son

 

[Deleted member 12146]

Be attractive

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m ugly, dumb, 0 social skills, and lazy. I am everything bad rolled up into one packageb

 

[Soontm]

I’m ugly, dumb, 0 social skills, and lazy. I am everything bad rolled up into one packageb

trust me you still mog me

 

[Deleted member 9699]

cocaine 20mins before interview

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Some of those famous tech entrepreneurs have pretty low social skills, but they still succeeded, Zuckerberg if famous for this.

Just become a billionaire theorem

 

[Mastermind]

If you're on the spectrum you either become a CEO or it's over, achieving anything through social means is two times more difficult for you.

 

[Deleted member 6186]

Be a PHD quant

 

[Deleted member 6186]

Some of those famous tech entrepreneurs have pretty low social skills, but they still succeeded, Zuckerberg if famous for this.

Its a farce. They are cold blooded sociopaths behind the scenes.

Do you think Bill Gates who studied at Harvard can't bullshit his way out?