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Horrible wimp skull, huge nose, bad jaw, weird eyes, I'm sure you see it all. What am I gonna need to do to not be a fucking goblin?
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Why the fuck od people always ask for surgery LONG BEFORE reaching optimal bodyfat is something I wonder.
Right from the pics I can tell you might tell somehwat of a narrow /weakish chin even tho it portrudes further than your lower lip. Also eye area in second pic is horrid, but its fine in first pìc so I don't know which one is your relaxed default pose.
drop face fat first
Keep it up man, that's good. You have a lot of bad features: Big nose, bad upper eyelid exposure, giant ear (the fuck is that?), and a pretty weird looking skull (not much you can do about that). But consider surgeries for the 3 things I mentioned. Look into fixing those things first. After losing the excess weight and getting very lean, then assess your jaw and chin. You'll be able to see then if you'd benefit from implants or something. But although you look bad now, your face looks like it has some harmony and potential.Well, my GF took the first pic without me knowing, so I guess that one. I took the second one with a lot of lighting and just a straight, autistic look figuring it'd give you the best idea of what I look like without hiding anything.
I've lost 100lbs in the last 18 months, but I still have probably 30-40 more to lose. Thanks for the feedback though!
if u have a gf why do u careWell, my GF took the first pic without me knowing, so I guess that one. I took the second one with a lot of lighting and just a straight, autistic look figuring it'd give you the best idea of what I look like without hiding anything.
I've lost 100lbs in the last 18 months, but I still have probably 30-40 more to lose. Thanks for the feedback though!
if u have a gf why do u care
Keep it up man, that's good. You have a lot of bad features: Big nose, bad upper eyelid exposure, giant ear (the fuck is that?), and a pretty weird looking skull (not much you can do about that). But consider surgeries for the 3 things I mentioned. Look into fixing those things first. After losing the excess weight and getting very lean, then assess your jaw and chin. You'll be able to see then if you'd benefit from implants or something. But although you look bad now, your face looks like it has some harmony and potential.
if u have a gf why do u care
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Step 1: lose body fat to 10-11 percent .
not really, i have been dumped for guys i mog because they were more intelligent and caring and settled etc and i have stolen girls from better looking men tooThe giant ear, and subsequent deformity, is from when I gauged them to 1.5" in Highschool.
JFL @ getting validation from women - GF will instantly leave and cheat on you if someone even half a point higher gives them attention. This is for my own narcissism and getting respect from other men.
giant ear (the fuck is that?)
You have a better nose than me. And you also mog me. You aren't as ugly as you think you are.
That's due to stretching his ears. He has taken the stretchers out.
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Horrible wimp skull, huge nose, bad jaw, weird eyes, I'm sure you see it all. What am I gonna need to do to not be a fucking goblin?
(X)Doubt
That thing is literally a fucking mountain on my face.
Not much you can do
H-A-R-M-O-N-Y
Does it involve a rope, a stool and my closet?His harmony is average so there is lots he can do
Does it involve a rope, a stool and my closet?
Does it involve a rope, a stool and my closet?
1. Loose fat and start working out
2. Eat more vegetables to get glowier skin
3. Mew and chew to improve muscle tone
4. Rhinoplasty for nose, and surgery for upper eyelid exposure
5. Chin and jaw looks kinda off, you could consult a surgeon about this aswell.
Extra: consider doing something about your ears, they do loke weird like @CupOfCoffe pointed out.
5. Trim your brows, and shave or grow a proper stubble.
6: get a better haircut, one that suits you.
7. Consider wearing colored contacts
You could consider some other kinda implants but you wouldn't really know what you lack before getting lean.
Also if your not joking. Remember you look average and you'll look a lot better after looksmaxing. Your looks isn't gonna get you anywhere without effort but their certainly not gonna hold you back in life either.
Haircuts btw:
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How old are you? You might still be able to use braces/rubber bands to fix the bite. Also mew if you aren't.
23 my dude
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Weird question: What about this picture makes me look good/better? I ask because I dont usually fuck around with online dating or Tinder, but about a year ago when I took a trip to a different city for 10 days. I tried it out and over the 10 day course I got 120 matches and the girls I matched with were actually messaging me(things like Joey Tribbiani 'How you doin?' GIFS, "Your bio is so funny" and "hey cutie,") This is the only pic I used, and my bio was a completely retarded story of how I tried to use my Toaster as a stereo. No mega Stacy matches or anything, but a good amount of decent looking girls. I ended up not pursuing anything because I'm retarded and was still not over the recently ended LTR.
I've tried twice since and cant ever get that level of success again using ANY other pics of me. So what does this hide/emphasize that worked so well? I know I'm not attractive, Chad, slayer or anything even close.
I know it's a weird question but it got me thinking.
Any particular frame type you would recommend for my face shape? I'm kind of really bad at telling these things.Glasses improves your face. Use them as often as possible. Also that goofy cute smile you have on that picture apperantly worked well with your bio apparently
No it’s not.His harmony is average so there is lots he can do
No it’s not.
Gauges from my Highschool years. I've thought about putting my plugs back in them.man no offense but your ear looks weird asf
LOLYou fucked yourself over with those ear stretchers pal. Now your ears look like an old man's flabby scrotum.
1. I'm fuckedLOL
I was fucked long before that, pal.
1. I'm fucked
2. Better fuck myself over even more
Winning mentality tbh.
Can facial bloat be causing my lower 3rd to look more recessed in profile?
In my Facebook Memories today a pic of me from 6 years ago(where I was A LOT thinner) came up and my profile in the pic looked SO MUCH better - way less recessed looking. I know it was from a long time ago(when I was 16-17) but is it possible its just from facial bloat/fat or did it probably just grow that way?