I want to become a fat ass.

[Deleted member 12002]

I'm trying to become a fat monster. Every night I eat a ton of food and drink a ton of milk before going to bed. Currently I'm at 205 lb but I want to be at somewhere over 250 before the end of January. Every day I go through at least one large tub of yogurt mixed with crushed granola bars. It's gonna be fun when I'm a large man.

 

[Deleted member 20370]

nothing better than being a low cortisol fat fuck

 

[Deleted member 12002]

nothing better than being a low cortisol fat fuck

I'm also fixin to eat a tub of guacamole every day.

 

[datboijj]

I'm trying to become a fat monster. Every night I eat a ton of food and drink a ton of milk before going to bed. Currently I'm at 205 lb but I want to be at somewhere over 250 before the end of January. Every day I go through at least one large tub of yogurt mixed with crushed granola bars. It's gonna be fun when I'm a large man.

me as soon as christmas starts

 

[Deleted member 20370]

me as soon as christmas starts

thought youre leanmaxxing nigga

 

[SecularIslamist]

Bloats me

 

[FemaleGazeMaxxer]

why are you doing this sir

 

[datboijj]

thought youre leanmaxxing nigga

it's my birthday month
idgaf anymore, I'm fasting today and tomorrow, then piggin out on thursday
then fastin until christmas, then piggin out everyday untl the new years basically

 

[thereallegend]

Sub 5 moment

 

[Deleted member 12002]

why are you doing this sir

Because I like to see how far I can take it. Got a high metabolism and can lose it real easily anyway. Also, I like to see if people treat me any different.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Sub 5 moment

I'm a sub 11.

 

[FemaleGazeMaxxer]

Because I like to see how far I can take it. Got a high metabolism and can lose it real easily anyway. Also, I like to see if people treat me any different.

funny mf

do u not care about how its gonna make u unattractive asf to girls or anything?

 

[Deleted member 12002]

funny mf

do u not care about how its gonna make u unattractive asf to girls or anything?

I think I'll be alright. I've got a way with people. My wife is Chinese anyways. They're subconsciously attracted to confident fat dudes because for the better part of the past 70 years being a fat man meant you were wealthy and powerful.

 

[SubSigma]

Change the yogurt with ice cream

//FatSigma

 

[Magical Apple]

I'm trying to become a fat monster. Every night I eat a ton of food and drink a ton of milk before going to bed. Currently I'm at 205 lb but I want to be at somewhere over 250 before the end of January. Every day I go through at least one large tub of yogurt mixed with crushed granola bars. It's gonna be fun when I'm a large man.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Change the yogurt with ice cream

//FatSigma

See, I would do that but I've already wrecked my teeth with crystal meth use. I can't afford to lose any more.

 

[Hades]

go for it. less competition for the rest of us.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

go for it. less competition for the rest of us.

I'm married already.

 

[Magical Apple]

See, I would do that but I've already wrecked my teeth with crystal meth use. I can't afford to lose any more.

you are truly disgusting

 

[Deleted member 12002]

you are truly disgusting

Stop trying to be so noble. You are a naive dude.

 

[Magical Apple]

Stop trying to be so noble. You are a naive dude.

I hope your joking man

 

[traveler]

mirin bloat theory

 

[Deleted member 12002]

I hope your joking man

Bout what? Ice? No I used to binge on it in Cambodia and Vietnam for 3-6 months at a time from 2013 - 2028.

 

[Magical Apple]

Bout what? Ice? No I used to binge on it in Cambodia and Vietnam for 3-6 months at a time from 2013 - 2028.

average laowai activities

 

[Deleted member 12002]

average laowai activities

Sorry to break it to you dude, but if you're not han you are a laowai. Doesn't matter if you got a Chinese passport. They might not say you're a laowai but that's what you are in their hearts.