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Backstory: I have been quite low effort in studying at new school so no one really knows that I am intelligent.
Today we were sitting a few students in a room and one girl said she did an IQ test and got 90 so she was just above retarded which she saw as a major win. I then sarcastically joked about how lucky she was for not being retarded and she said something like "I bet you would get a worse score than me anyway". What no one in the room knows is that I IQ mog all of them to Saturn and back. I replied "Well I meet the requirements for Mensa so I doubt that". They legit started laughing and questioning my intelligence and the IQ test that I did etc. I said I was also offered to move up a grade back in grade school but refused because I did not know anyone in the other class and they called me a liar.
I understood that I had only one opportunity to establish myself before I would be viewed as a cucked tryhard who couldn't back himself up. The move that I came up with and executed perfectly was to just temporarily change my vocabulary completely so I spoke like Jordan Peterson for half a minute approximately. The entire fucking room went silent and 10 seconds later one of the guys asked me what one of the words that I had said meant (word was "hyperbole" fyi, JFL). Few seconds later another girl that had laughed at me said "Why aren't you like this always?" and I answered "This is not an important enough environment for me to feel the need to apply that level of energy". They gave me so much more respect and did not question any claims I made after that.
TL;DR: A girl tried questioning my intelligence and I retaliated by displaying full control of an advanced vocabulary that they could not even comprehend. They respected me more afterwards. IQ mog is brutally powerful mog when done right.
Backstory: I have been quite low effort in studying at new school so no one really knows that I am intelligent.
Today we were sitting a few students in a room and one girl said she did an IQ test and got 90 so she was just above retarded which she saw as a major win. I then sarcastically joked about how lucky she was for not being retarded and she said something like "I bet you would get a worse score than me anyway". What no one in the room knows is that I IQ mog all of them to Saturn and back. I replied "Well I meet the requirements for Mensa so I doubt that". They legit started laughing and questioning my intelligence and the IQ test that I did etc. I said I was also offered to move up a grade back in grade school but refused because I did not know anyone in the other class and they called me a liar.
I understood that I had only one opportunity to establish myself before I would be viewed as a cucked tryhard who couldn't back himself up. The move that I came up with and executed perfectly was to just temporarily change my vocabulary completely so I spoke like Jordan Peterson for half a minute approximately. The entire fucking room went silent and 10 seconds later one of the guys asked me what one of the words that I had said meant (word was "hyperbole" fyi, JFL). Few seconds later another girl that had laughed at me said "Why aren't you like this always?" and I answered "This is not an important enough environment for me to feel the need to apply that level of energy". They gave me so much more respect and did not question any claims I made after that.
TL;DR: A girl tried questioning my intelligence and I retaliated by displaying full control of an advanced vocabulary that they could not even comprehend. They respected me more afterwards. IQ mog is brutally powerful mog when done right.
