ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET LIKES ON TINDER

[spark]

I'VE JUST CREATED A TINDER ON CHRISTMAS EVE THINKING I MIGHT FIND A LONELY UKRAINIAN REFUGEE WITH NO ONE TO TURN TO THAT I CAN MOLEST IN MY BMW

I WAS CONFIDENT UNTIL I INSTALLED THIS SHIT APP, I HAVE GOT ONLY A SINGLE MATCH AND IT'S AN OF SLUT WHO LIKELY WANTS ME TO SEND HER $$

THIS SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE YOU REALLY NEED TO BE A GIGACHAD

 

[thereallegend]

need good pictures

 

[spark]

need good pictures

thats cope im just ugly

 

[thereallegend]

thats cope im just ugly

well you need both

 

[spark]

well you need both

I don't have friends to take photos of me wtf. I just took 3 photos first two mirror selfies last next to my car.

 

[thereallegend]

I don't have friends to take photos of me wtf. I just took 3 photos first two mirror selfies last next to my car.

i know...it's hard...try reaching out to family

 

[spark]

i know...it's hard...try reaching out to family

I don't have family bro

 

[thereallegend]

I don't have family bro

figure it out..or it'll be over

 

[spark]

figure it out..or it'll be over

Yeah I think this mirror selfie thing is a cope tbh. It shouldn't matter, only looks matter.

 

[thereallegend]

Yeah I think this mirror selfie thing is a cope tbh. It shouldn't matter, only looks matter.

you're the one coping...learn about the niko pill

 

[spark]

you're the one coping...learn about the niko pill

Whats that

 

[BearBoy]

Have you tried Rape?

 

[NFA PB]

LMAO gigachad

You are just subhuman af or live in chad territory

 

[spark]

LMAO gigachad

You are just subhuman af or live in chad territory

I am a subhuman

 

[spark]

only two matches in 6 hours

 

[spark]

Does bio and hobbies matter? I have music and esports at hobbies and 7 incher as bio. I was ready to send a dick pic as soon as the messages probing about my bio would come but no one is messaging me.

it really is over

 

[spark]

I got two more likes

from two landwhales

 

[Hades]

cage thread

 

[johnsmithcel]

how did you end up doing?

 

[spark]

how did you end up doing?

I deleted tinder after three days couldn’t take the black pill

 

[johnsmithcel]

I deleted tinder after three days couldn’t take the black pill

How many likes altogether did you get? Are you incel btw?

 

[spark]

How many likes altogether did you get? Are you incel btw?

2 matches and 3 likes so 5 overall. 1 match was an average girl 150 miles away 1 was an OF scammer and the 3 likes were landwhales

 

[johnsmithcel]

2 matches and 3 likes so 5 overall. 1 match was an average girl 150 miles away 1 was an OF scammer and the 3 likes were landwhales

what's your psl?

 

[spark]

what's your psl? Did you have good pics and a bio?

Faceandlms rated me 4.5/10 my bio was 5’10 160lbs 7 incher and my pics were all selfies

 

[johnsmithcel]

Faceandlms rated me 4.5/10 my bio was 5’10 160lbs 7 incher and my pics were all selfies

based on the 7inches part though

 

[johnsmithcel]

Faceandlms rated me 4.5/10 my bio was 5’10 160lbs 7 incher and my pics were all selfies

are you incel?

 

[spark]

based on the 7inches part though

The only above average thing about me had to mention it

 

[MoggerChad]

Have you tried being attractive?