keto diet - tough shit

[bobs_pls]

I went on keto and my fucking dump is so tough and massive I can't get it through my virgin asscrack
any tips?
@NickGurr
@anyone
(I could google but why not share such a cool story)

 

[NickGurr]

Drink 2 cups of dark coffee

 

[Afrikancel]

I went on keto and my fucking dump is so tough and massive I can't get it through my virgin asscrack
any tips?
@NickGurr
@anyone
(I could google but why not share such a cool story)

Lemme stretch that for you white boi. Show me wot dat ass do

 

[bobs_pls]

Drink 2 cups of dark coffee

I drink 2-3 every day

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Lemme stretch that for you white boi. Show me wot dat ass do

I'm trying to get black shit out of my ass not the other way around...

 

[NickGurr]

I drink 2-3 every day

Go to the pharmacy and ask for a laxative or osmotic bro, its not like youre asking for opioids

Also, I had the same problem the first 2 weeks into my diet, I would only shit like 1 time a week, but it just fixed itself I guess

 

[bobs_pls]

Go to the pharmacy and ask for a laxative or osmotic bro, its not like youre asking for opioids

Also, I had the same problem the first 2 weeks into my diet, I would only shit like 1 time a week, but it just fixed itself I guess

I think I'd rather start with eating something with fiber and low carbs... but thanks boyo

 

[Ritalincel]

try stimulants

 

[JellyBelly]

dude just let it rip

 

[Insomniac]

try stimulants

 

[NickGurr]

I think I'd rather start with eating something with fiber and low carbs... but thanks boyo

Ok boyo, just keep in mind it will not do anything

 

[bobs_pls]

Ok boyo, just keep in mind it will not do anything

Well, maybe, I'll see

 

[Cretinous]

 

[NickGurr]

k

 

[SayNoToRotting]

I can't get it through my virgin asscrack

 

[Tony]

massive I can't get it through my virgin asscrack

caged