Xangsane
Election day ruined by a ninja turtle
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Welcome to another instalment of The Tinder Chronicles.
We have already met a few characters on our journey. Let's reintroduce them.
Alex, a boyish University student chadlite that gets a thrill out of having sex with successful older career GILFs in exchange for money. He is Joyce's sugar baby:
Bonnie, a relentless MTB Chad-chaser who thinks she's not like other girls:
Colin, a University rower with a steady MTB girlfriend (who he barely puts up with everyday):
Danielle, a 23-year-old science degree virgin who only wants sex in an LTR with her looksmatch or slightly higher:
Dexter, a prettyboy Chad that Bonnie chases after:
Earl, a techbro soyboy who is ready to betabuxx a MTB when she turns 30 (and had NSA sex with two landwhales at uni):
Fiona, a LTB woman who can't get Chad, and therefore chases after Chadlites relentlessly. Has a huge crush on Gonzalo:
Gonzalo, a non-NT Chadlite who has LTB and landwhale orbiters. He works in the same office with fellow <PSL 4.25 orbiters Andrea, Chantal, Erin, Gabrielle, Imelda, Karen, Melissa, Olga, Rebekah and Tanya. Fiona also has a huge crush on him:
Harold, a 4Chan user:
Isaac, a Chadlite with huge blue eyes. Like Gonzalo, he is invisible to HTB+ women:
Joyce, a 64-year-old widowed barrister who exclusively dates younger men. She is currently Alex's sugar mommy:
Now let's meet a new kid on the block. Say hello to Kyle:
Kyle is a rugby player Uni student who slays all the HTBs, Stacylites and Stacies of London. He is hyper-NT, goes to a lot of parties, listens to Drake and has sex twice a day with attractive women.
looksmax.org
TLDR: Kyle is the average face of a guy who is a London Tinder Slayer in 2022. I averaged out all the faces of the Tinder Slayers in London (2022) and Kyle was the result composite face. Notice how he is a lot more masc/low trust-looking than Alex, a grannyfucker of a similar looks level. He does not look anywhere near as aspie as Gonzalo. He doesn't have a peanut skull like Colin. Unlike Alex and Gonzalo, Kyle actually gets to date and have sex with hot women.
We have already met a few characters on our journey. Let's reintroduce them.
Alex, a boyish University student chadlite that gets a thrill out of having sex with successful older career GILFs in exchange for money. He is Joyce's sugar baby:
Bonnie, a relentless MTB Chad-chaser who thinks she's not like other girls:
Colin, a University rower with a steady MTB girlfriend (who he barely puts up with everyday):
Danielle, a 23-year-old science degree virgin who only wants sex in an LTR with her looksmatch or slightly higher:
Dexter, a prettyboy Chad that Bonnie chases after:
It was Thom Strijd JFL
Earl, a techbro soyboy who is ready to betabuxx a MTB when she turns 30 (and had NSA sex with two landwhales at uni):
Fiona, a LTB woman who can't get Chad, and therefore chases after Chadlites relentlessly. Has a huge crush on Gonzalo:
Gonzalo, a non-NT Chadlite who has LTB and landwhale orbiters. He works in the same office with fellow <PSL 4.25 orbiters Andrea, Chantal, Erin, Gabrielle, Imelda, Karen, Melissa, Olga, Rebekah and Tanya. Fiona also has a huge crush on him:
Harold, a 4Chan user:
Isaac, a Chadlite with huge blue eyes. Like Gonzalo, he is invisible to HTB+ women:
@AdamAdam
Joyce, a 64-year-old widowed barrister who exclusively dates younger men. She is currently Alex's sugar mommy:
Now let's meet a new kid on the block. Say hello to Kyle:
Kyle is a rugby player Uni student who slays all the HTBs, Stacylites and Stacies of London. He is hyper-NT, goes to a lot of parties, listens to Drake and has sex twice a day with attractive women.
Tindercels, this is your competition [LONDON, 2022]
(POST 1/5) UK Tindercels, this is your competition. It's over if you don't look like, or NTmatch any of these guys. These are the guys having sex with all the HTBs and above in London. Looking like Saint Gonzalocel doesn't cut it in 2022, you have to have 99th percentile looks and NTness to slay...
looksmax.org
TLDR: Kyle is the average face of a guy who is a London Tinder Slayer in 2022. I averaged out all the faces of the Tinder Slayers in London (2022) and Kyle was the result composite face. Notice how he is a lot more masc/low trust-looking than Alex, a grannyfucker of a similar looks level. He does not look anywhere near as aspie as Gonzalo. He doesn't have a peanut skull like Colin. Unlike Alex and Gonzalo, Kyle actually gets to date and have sex with hot women.
