[OFFICIAL THREAD] 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE

[Xangsane]

TIME'S UP.

THE DEADLINE HAS PASSED.

THE OFFICIAL TEAMS FOR THE 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE HAVE BEEN DRAFTED.

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2024 Fantasy Hurricane League Rules and Scoring


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Spoiler: Game Rules

1. To be awarded points, storms must be named during the (League extended) hurricane season of May 1st - November 30th.​
2. The League season is complete and scoring is over when the last storm named before December 1st dissipates below TD level and November 30th has passed.​
3. Final League ties are decided by the highest recorded wind speed of any hurricane, then number of hurricanes named, then a two out of three rock-scissors-paper throw.​
4. NOAA is the only source for hurricane classifications, wind speed, landfall location, dates named, etc. The Commissioner’s rulings are final.​

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Points are cumulative and awarded for each storm based on the following rules:

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Spoiler: Game Scoring

1. One point X the highest CAT level reached by each hurricane.​
2. One half point X the highest CAT level at time of USA or Mexico landfall.​
3. One quarter point X the highest CAT level at time of any other landfall.​
4. -0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, nor make a landfall as tropical storms.​
5. +0.5 point for all named tropical storms that do not reach CAT-1 level, but make a landfall as tropical storms.​
6. Hurricanes making multiple landfalls will be awarded points for the single highest-scoring landfall only.​
7. All non-bonus points are doubled for storms named in May and October and are tripled for storms named in November.​
8. Puerto Rico, Hispaniola (Dominican Republic/Haiti), and Cuba are all considered US states for 2024.​
9. Three bonus points will be awarded to the storm with the highest attained wind speed, all ties receiving the full three points.​
10. Two additional bonus points will be awarded for each full week any storm maintains hurricane winds.​

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PLEASE WELCOME ON BOARD YOUR TEAMS FOR THIS YEAR (sorry to those storms that didn't make the cut).

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, will last from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Teams​

Hexum's PSL 6 asshole Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta @TechnoBoss​	Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun @Xangsane​	The Muzzies Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor @arabcelxxx​	XangInsane Ernesto, Pax, Hector, Rosa, Xavier, Xinia @LancasteR​
White Boy Summer Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William @IAMNOTANINCEL​	The Dark Seas of Mumbai Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente @aspiringexcel​	The Mixer - Doubling Up - The Gang(bang) Kirk, Ronin, Fabio, Sara, Sophie, Tara @chaddyboi66​	CrackHead Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy @WayneBraaaah​
Penis Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax @yvngbreadstick​	r/amiugly Tony, Lucio, Violeta, Luna, Aidan, Jacobus @Tai Lung​	Ethnic Moggers Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen @Infinite​	BBC Overtake Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris @socialcel​
PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor @Mog3D​	Nigger Alberto, Valerie, Adria, Olivia, Carmelo, Xinia @optimisticzoomer​	Satan's Retarded Offspring Rafael, Ronin, Beryl, Aidan, Ileana, Vicente @Jarate​	Football Club (FC) Jackson Martinez Alberto, Rafael, Isaac, Jacobus, Luna, John @JohnBaza​
British Weather Report Isaac, Skylar, Kenzie, Fabio, Nancy, Zoe @NumbThePain​	Gotei 13 Hector, Lucio, Xavier, Zeke, Gerardo, Wilfredo @Lynxress​	The Stacies Leslie, Debby, Skylar, Olivia, Sophie, Sara @heightmaxxing​	Cat Ladies Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam @aesthetic beauty​
​	IncelTears Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William @qxtwz7854​	Gushy Hurricussy Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe @Sprinkles​

About the teams​

• These were the teams selected by participating Looksmax.org users.
• A maximum of three (3) teams have been allocated to a storm name.
• Storm names that haven't been allocated to any teams will not be participating this year. Therefore, if a storm name without a team does collect points, it will not count toward any team's total scoring.

Notes to participants:​

• @aesthetic beauty Since you originally only submitted Helene and Leslie before the deadline when the requirement was to select 6 names, I have had to randomly allocate four names to your team based on your team name (Cat Ladies).​
• @JohnBaza 's full team name is Football Club (FC) Jacksonmartinezjohniusbazaliusmaximusprincipusyeruchemsolomonherculedumeurcierpedrojaveelaboutalebibnyahyavalentinvalerionginthergaufehnskampveldoraelgrandevasantdumeurcierjamalcurtisjacksonfrançoislucroylumumban'namdilionelchardinjohnieflakers​
• @Infinite Since Kirk was already used 3 times and you were the 4th user to choose Kirk, I've had to swap Kirk with another name that suits your team name, sorry!​

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Storms

Legend​

Positive Points	Green Text
Negative Points	Red Text
Active	Yellow Text
Hasn't Formed Yet	White Text

Scores will be kept and tallied here as the storms form throughout the season, which, for this game, lasts from May 1st - November 30th, 2024:

Atlantic Squad​

Alberto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Nigger FC Jackson Martinez​	Beryl PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Chris White Boy Summer Penis BBC Overtake​	Debby Penis The Stacies -​
Ernesto Dark Looks - BBC Alliance XangInsane Ethnic Moggers​	Francine Cat Ladies - -​	Gordon White Boy Summer Crackhead BBC Overtake​	Helene Cat Ladies IncelTears -​
Isaac FC Jackson Martinez British Weather Report IncelTears​	Joyce - - -​	Kirk The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) CrackHead Penis​	Leslie The Stacies Cat Ladies Gushy Hurricussy​
Milton IncelTears - -​	Nadine Cat Ladies - -​	Oscar Hexum's PSL 6 asshole IncelTears -​	Patty CrackHead - -​
Rafael Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Satan's Retarded Offspring FC Jackson Martinez​	Sara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies -​	Tony r/amiugly - -​	Valerie Nigger - -​
William White Boy Summer IncelTears -​	Adria Nigger - -​	Braylen Ethnic Moggers - -​	Caridad - - -​
Deshawn Dark Looks - BBC Alliance The Dark Seas of Mumbai Ethnic Moggers​	Emery Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Foster Penis - -​	Gemma Penis - -​
Heath - - -​	Isla - - -​	Jacobus r/amiugly BBC Overtake FC Jackson Martinez​	Kenzie The Dark Seas of Mumbai British Weather Report -​
Lucio r/amiugly BBC Overtake Gotei 13​	Makayla Ethnic Moggers - -​	Nolan White Boy Summer - -​	Orlanda - -​
Pax XangInsane Penis BBC Overtake​	Ronin The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) Satan's Retarded Offspring -​	Sophie The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) The Stacies​	Tayshaun Dark Looks - BBC Alliance Ethnic Moggers BBC Overtake​
​	Viviana Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Will - - -​

Pacific Party
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Aletta Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Bud CrackHead - -​	Carlotta - - -​	Daniel - - -​
Emilia Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Fabio The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) British Weather Report -​	Gilma Cat Ladies - -​	Hector XangInsane Gotei 13 -​
Ileana Satan's Retarded Offspring - -​	John White Boy Summer FC Jackson Martinez -​	Kristy Gushy Hurricussy - -​	Lane IncelTears - -​
Miriam Cat Ladies - -​	Norman White Boy Summer - -​	Olivia Nigger The Stacies -​	Paul CrackHead - -​
Rosa XangInsane - -​	Sergio Dark Looks - BBC Alliance - -​	Tara The Mixer - Doubling Up The Gang(bang) - -​	Vicente The Dark Seas of Mumbai Satan's Retarded Offspring -​
Willa - - -​	Xavier XangInsane Gotei 13 -​	Yolanda The Dark Seas of Mumbai - -​	Zeke PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​
Aidan The Muzzies r/amiugly Satan's Retarded Offspring​	Bruna The Muzzies - -​	Carmelo The Muzzies The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Daniella The Muzzies - -​
Esteban The Muzzies - -​	Flor The Muzzies PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​	Gerardo PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters Gotei 13 -​	Hedda - - -​
Izzy PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters - -​	Jacinta Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole - -​	Kenito - - -​	Luna Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole r/amiugly FC Jackson Martinez​
Marina - - -​	Nancy Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole CrackHead British Weather Report​	Ovidio Ethnic Moggers - -​	Pia - - -​
Rey - - -​	Skylar British Weather Report The Stacies -​	Teo - - -​	Violeta r/amiugly PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters -​
Wilfredo Hexum's PSL 6 Asshole Gotei 13 -​	Xinia XangInsane The Dark Seas of Mumbai Nigger​	Yariel - - -​	Zoe British Weather Report Gushy Hurricussy -​

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About this game

The 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane league is based off the North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League (run by boomers, for boomers):

https://hurricane.life/

You can see the archive from last year here:

https://hurricane.life/archives/2023/index.html

JFL at their boomer-tier team names, our team names mog to the slums of North Palm Beach and back:

I even spoke to the organizer of the original North Palm Beach Fantasy Hurricane League and showed him our teams and here's what he said:

THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON DECEMBER 1ST, 2024.

SCORING WILL BE KEPT ON THIS THREAD.

THE WINNER WILL GET A PRIZE.

GOOD LUCK BHAIS!

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Watch the 2024 Hurricane Season live here: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/​

 

[Xangsane]

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[Deleted member 41006]

no one cares pls stop posting

 

[Xangsane]

no one cares pls stop posting

Pat me nigger.

 

[Hetfield]

nigga what is this??

 

[Xangsane]

nigga what is this??

Read the OP nigga. It's based off a real game.

 

[Xangsane]

@IAMNOTANINCEL

 

[Xangsane]

@NotCarv thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 62931]

@NotCarv thoughts?

Cool where can i watch it

 

[Xangsane]

Cool where can i watch it

right on this forum and on here

National Hurricane Center

Thoughts on the team names?

 

[Xangsane]

[CHOOSE YOUR TEAM] 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane League

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[PRELIMINARY TEAM LIST] Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane League 2024

The Fantasy Hurricane League 2024 is off to an electrifying start with teams like Tropic Thunder and Dark Looks - BBC Alliance already throwing down the gauntlet. But the skies are wide open, and the season is just beginning! This is your chance to get in on the action if you haven't already. 🏆...

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YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO SUBMIT YOUR TEAM FOR THE 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE.

PREVIOUS THREADS: https://looksmax.org/threads/preliminary-team-list-looksmax-org-fantasy-hurricane-league-2024.958464/ https://looksmax.org/threads/choose-your-team-2024-looksmax-org-fantasy-hurricane-league.958302/ YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO SUBMIT YOUR TEAMS. THE DEADLINE IS 00:00 EST (UTC -5)...

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[Xangsane]

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@Clark69 @drop @Pei @anthony111553 @lookism @moggathon @SteveRogers @antony 726 @Esteban1997 @new_user_jonathon @Erudición @Tabula Rasa @R@m@ @chawaje @horizontallytall @Reformed @Lankastria @hopecel @SupremeDream @arabcelxxx @LordSergiXX63 @PsychoDsk @moreroidsmoredates @halfbloodaryanmaxxe @FaceAboveAll @standardcel @stevielake @LeonidasGui @imabetanumale @Moggee @thereallegend

 

[Xangsane]

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@Kamui @Andremln @Reckless Turtle @Gaygymmaxx @DelonLover1999 @to be human @Going2KillMyself @gooner23 @tombradylover @Brus Wane @blackckatt @Latinus @Manchild @copemaxxeer @Xtra @soldier_puzzle662 @666nevada @nevermind2 @actual9cmjawslayer @ErbCel @Axii @bourgeoizyzz @optimisticzoomer @GabachoCopium @vrilmaxxer @Obito @NarrowBones @WanderingBurro @Piratecel @chadintraining

 

[qxtwz7854]

i can’t understand shit do you have a version for autistic people

 

[Xangsane]

Spoiler

@sudanguy @LookmaxBlau @abeilletoimême @NorwoodAscender @MTMM @rubberduck @Lost_Soul @mog_me @dimorphism @zap @barettrealrx @aesthetic beauty @sams @bonsai @adam_ross2549 @ConfusedBolivian @Biggdink @uglysub8male

 

[Xangsane]

i can’t understand shit do you have a version for autistic people

Which part would you like simplified?

 

[qxtwz7854]

Which part would you like simplified?

what can i win

 

[anthony111553]

what can i win

nothing

 

[qxtwz7854]

nothing

ok then i don’t play anymore

 

[Xangsane]

Spoiler

@anthrax @wishIwasSalludon @vermillioncorefan @Tropical Tyrone @Bozoogway @ReadBooksEveryday @rand anon @Enfant terrible @DefinitelyNT @hamo008 @ylrven @HerpDerpson @ManletBlackcel

 

[anthrax]

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@anthrax @wishIwasSalludon @vermillioncorefan @Tropical Tyrone @Bozoogway @ReadBooksEveryday @rand anon @Enfant terrible @DefinitelyNT @hamo008 @ylrven @HerpDerpson @ManletBlackcel

Pm me I had a message written for u

 

[anthrax]

Spoiler

@anthrax @wishIwasSalludon @vermillioncorefan @Tropical Tyrone @Bozoogway @ReadBooksEveryday @rand anon @Enfant terrible @DefinitelyNT @hamo008 @ylrven @HerpDerpson @ManletBlackcel

U know me bra

 

[Xangsane]

ok then i don’t play anymore

what can i win

The prize will be revealed at the end of the competition. It can be anything you want of a few options.
It would be nice to give away VIP.

 

[Xangsane]

Pm me I had a message written for u

Done!

nothing

Don't be a jerk

 

[Xangsane]

@gooner23

 

[qxtwz7854]

The prize will be revealed at the end of the competition. It can be anything you want of a few options.
It would be nice to give away VIP.

ok i play but how much time i got its 3am rn i don’t have the brainpower to read all of this

 

[gooner23]

@gooner23

am i suppose to just get lucky

 

[Xangsane]

ok i play but how much time i got its 3am rn i don’t have the brainpower to read all of this

from now until December 1st 2024. You have to lookout for your storm names as they form here:

National Hurricane Center

So in your case, watch out for Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William.

The stronger they get, the more points you get.
The stronger they make a landfall, the more points you get.
You lose points if your storms peak as a tropical storm (below hurricane strength) and does NOT make landfall.

 

[Xangsane]

am i suppose to just get lucky

depends how the storms behave

from now until December 1st 2024. You have to lookout for your storm names as they form here:

National Hurricane Center

So in your case, watch out for Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William.

The stronger they get, the more points you get.
The stronger they make a landfall, the more points you get.
You lose points if your storms peak as a tropical storm (below hurricane strength) and does NOT make landfall.

 

[qxtwz7854]

from now until December 1st 2024. You have to lookout for your storm names as they form here:
National Hurricane Center
So in your case, watch out for Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William.

The stronger they get, the more points you get.
The stronger they make a landfall, the more points you get.
You lose points if your storms peak as a tropical storm (below hurricane strength) and does NOT make landfall.

im too high for that shit but hanks bro

 

[gooner23]

depends how the storms behave

i'll have to converse with chatgpt to see which team has the best selection it seems

 

[Xangsane]

im too high for that shit but hanks bro

You're welcome. Of the names you selected, Helene might form first (I'd say around August).
This year is expected to be a hurricane season from hell:

WeatherBELL Analytics

Precision weather forecasting, data services and decision support for your industry

www.weatherbell.com

Basin Forecast

Names Storms 25-30
Hurricanes 14-16
Major Hurricanes 6-8
Total ACE 200-240

i'll have to converse with chatgpt to see which team has the best selection it seems

Which team do you think? Please post here?

 

[gooner23]

You're welcome. Of the names you selected, Helene might form first (I'd say around August).
This year is expected to be a hurricane season from hell:

WeatherBELL Analytics

Precision weather forecasting, data services and decision support for your industry

www.weatherbell.com

Basin Forecast

Names Storms 25-30
Hurricanes 14-16
Major Hurricanes 6-8
Total ACE 200-240


Which team do you think? Please post here?

its saying inceltears is sounding strong asf but its more based on their historical names

 

[Xangsane]

its saying inceltears is sounding strong asf

Why? What is it saying about the others?

but its more based on their historical names

What about the historical names?

 

[gooner23]

Why? What is it saying about the others?

What about the historical names?

Apologies for the confusion earlier. To evaluate the strength of the hurricane groups based on the names provided, let's consider the names listed under each group:

• TechnoBoss@TechnoBoss - Dark Looks - BBC Alliance: Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta
• Xangsane@Xangsane - The Muzzies: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor
• LancasteR@LancasteR - White Boy Summer: Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William
• aspiringexcel@aspiringexcel - The Dark Seas of Mumbai: Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente
• WayneBraaaah@WayneBraaaah - CrackHead: Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy
• yvngbreadstick@yvngbreadstick - Penis: Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax
• Tai Lung@Tai Lung - Ethnic Moggers: Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen
• Infinite@Infinite - BBC Overtake: Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris
• Mog3D@Mog3D - PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters: Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor
• aesthetic beauty@aesthetic beauty - Cat Ladies: Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam
• qxtwz7854@qxtwz7854 - IncelTears: Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William
• Sprinkles@Sprinkles - Gushy Hurricussy: Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe

Based on the names alone, it is subjective to determine which group "sounds the strongest." However, if we consider historic hurricanes and the impact they've had, names like Isaac and Oscar have been retired due to significant storms, which could imply strength. Helene is also a name that has been used for past Atlantic hurricanes.

Using that logic, the groups with names that have been associated with significant hurricanes in the past could be perceived as sounding stronger:

• IncelTears: Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William

The name Isaac was retired after the 2012 Atlantic hurricane season due to the damage caused by Hurricane Isaac. The name Oscar has also been used for Atlantic hurricanes, and while not retired, it carries the weight of historical precedent.

That being said, the perception of strength is highly subjective and can vary from person to person. Furthermore, all hurricane names have the potential to be associated with powerful storms, regardless of their names. It's also important to emphasize that the destructive power of hurricanes is a serious matter, and the names are chosen by meteorological organizations to effectively communicate and manage storm information.

 

[Xangsane]

Apologies for the confusion earlier. To evaluate the strength of the hurricane groups based on the names provided, let's consider the names listed under each group:

• TechnoBoss@TechnoBoss - Dark Looks - BBC Alliance: Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta
• Xangsane@Xangsane - The Muzzies: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor
• LancasteR@LancasteR - White Boy Summer: Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William
• aspiringexcel@aspiringexcel - The Dark Seas of Mumbai: Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente
• WayneBraaaah@WayneBraaaah - CrackHead: Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy
• yvngbreadstick@yvngbreadstick - Penis: Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax
• Tai Lung@Tai Lung - Ethnic Moggers: Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen
• Infinite@Infinite - BBC Overtake: Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris
• Mog3D@Mog3D - PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters: Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor
• aesthetic beauty@aesthetic beauty - Cat Ladies: Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam
• qxtwz7854@qxtwz7854 - IncelTears: Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William
• Sprinkles@Sprinkles - Gushy Hurricussy: Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe

Based on the names alone, it is subjective to determine which group "sounds the strongest." However, if we consider historic hurricanes and the impact they've had, names like Isaac and Oscar have been retired due to significant storms, which could imply strength. Helene is also a name that has been used for past Atlantic hurricanes.

Using that logic, the groups with names that have been associated with significant hurricanes in the past could be perceived as sounding stronger:

• IncelTears: Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William

The name Isaac was retired after the 2012 Atlantic hurricane season due to the damage caused by Hurricane Isaac. The name Oscar has also been used for Atlantic hurricanes, and while not retired, it carries the weight of historical precedent.

That being said, the perception of strength is highly subjective and can vary from person to person. Furthermore, all hurricane names have the potential to be associated with powerful storms, regardless of their names. It's also important to emphasize that the destructive power of hurricanes is a serious matter, and the names are chosen by meteorological organizations to effectively communicate and manage storm information.

you can copy and paste the forecast for the Atlantic on GPT:

WeatherBELL Analytics

Precision weather forecasting, data services and decision support for your industry

www.weatherbell.com

Also, Isaac hasn't been retired:

 

[Xangsane]

Apologies for the confusion earlier. To evaluate the strength of the hurricane groups based on the names provided, let's consider the names listed under each group:

• TechnoBoss@TechnoBoss - Dark Looks - BBC Alliance: Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta
• Xangsane@Xangsane - The Muzzies: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor
• LancasteR@LancasteR - White Boy Summer: Chris, Gordon, Norman, John, Nolan, William
• aspiringexcel@aspiringexcel - The Dark Seas of Mumbai: Yolanda, Kenzie, Xinia, Carmelo, Deshawn, Vicente
• WayneBraaaah@WayneBraaaah - CrackHead: Gordon, Kirk, Patty, Bud, Paul, Nancy
• yvngbreadstick@yvngbreadstick - Penis: Chris, Debby, Gemma, Foster, Kirk, Pax
• Tai Lung@Tai Lung - Ethnic Moggers: Deshawn, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla, Braylen
• Infinite@Infinite - BBC Overtake: Jacobus, Pax, Gordon, Lucio, Tayshaun, Chris
• Mog3D@Mog3D - PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters: Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor
• aesthetic beauty@aesthetic beauty - Cat Ladies: Leslie, Helene, Francine, Nadine, Gilma, Miriam
• qxtwz7854@qxtwz7854 - IncelTears: Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William
• Sprinkles@Sprinkles - Gushy Hurricussy: Leslie, Viviana, Emilia, Kristy, Aletta, Zoe

Based on the names alone, it is subjective to determine which group "sounds the strongest." However, if we consider historic hurricanes and the impact they've had, names like Isaac and Oscar have been retired due to significant storms, which could imply strength. Helene is also a name that has been used for past Atlantic hurricanes.

Using that logic, the groups with names that have been associated with significant hurricanes in the past could be perceived as sounding stronger:

• IncelTears: Lane, Helene, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, William

The name Isaac was retired after the 2012 Atlantic hurricane season due to the damage caused by Hurricane Isaac. The name Oscar has also been used for Atlantic hurricanes, and while not retired, it carries the weight of historical precedent.

That being said, the perception of strength is highly subjective and can vary from person to person. Furthermore, all hurricane names have the potential to be associated with powerful storms, regardless of their names. It's also important to emphasize that the destructive power of hurricanes is a serious matter, and the names are chosen by meteorological organizations to effectively communicate and manage storm information.

WAIT THIS IS ARABCEL'S TEAM NOT MINE

• Xangsane@Xangsane - The Muzzies: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor

 

[Xangsane]

WAIT THIS IS ARABCEL'S TEAM NOT MINE

• Xangsane@Xangsane - The Muzzies: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor

@Gooner this is mine:

Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun

 

[gooner23]

@Gooner this is mine:

Dark Looks - BBC Alliance
Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun

i mean i doubt it matters it doesn't have the context unless you provide the sources for each possible hurricane unless there is none, cause at that point its just guessing

 

[Xangsane]

i mean i doubt it matters it doesn't have the context unless you provide the sources for each possible hurricane unless there is none, cause at that point its just guessing

December 7, 2023

• A hurricane season from hell is shaping up for 2024.
• Very high levels of activity should be prepared for in areas that were essentially left untouched in 2023.
• The El Niño will reverse to a La Niña, while the Atlantic basin will be ideal for development.
• Very warm water in the northeastern Pacific is likely to mean the kind of pattern over North America that was similar to 2005, 2007, and 2020.
  • This invited storms to reach the U.S.

Basin Forecast

Names Storms 25-30
Hurricanes 14-16
Major Hurricanes 6-8
Total ACE 200-240

Note that this comes out to an average ACE per storm of 8.



Impact Forecast

Named storm Impacts 10-14
Hurricane Impacts 5-8
Major Hurricane Impacts 3-5

The forecast map has no areas receiving below-average tropical cyclone activity. The highest areas are expected to be in a cone of 2-3 times average, aimed at our coast, which includes the Caribbean and Bahamas.

Further details will be on the Seasonal Forecasts next year, but I wanted to get this out early to you.

It appears the climate hypothesis that this El Niño could reverse quickly is quite possible.


Prediction (Atlantic):

TSR​

December 11, 2023​

20 NS

9 HU

4 MH

Atlantic Squad:

• Alberto, Beryl, Chris, Debby, Ernesto, Francine, Gordon, Helene, Isaac, Joyce, Kirk, Leslie, Milton, Nadine, Oscar, Patty, Rafael, Sara, Tony, Valerie, William
• Auxiliary: Adria, Braylen, Caridad, Deshawn, Emery, Foster, Gemma, Heath, Isla, Jacobus, Kenzie, Lucio, Makayla, Nolan, Orlanda, Pax, Ronin, Sophie, Tayshaun, Viviana, Will

Pacific Party:

• Aletta, Bud, Carlotta, Daniel, Emilia, Fabio, Gilma, Hector, Ileana, John, Kristy, Lane, Miriam, Norman, Olivia, Paul, Rosa, Sergio, Tara, Vicente, Willa, Xavier, Yolanda, Zeke
• Auxiliary: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor, Gerardo, Hedda, Izzy, Jacinta, Kenito, Luna, Marina, Nancy, Ovidio, Pia, Rey, Skylar, Teo, Violeta, Wilfredo, Xinia, Yariel, Zoe

 

[Xangsane]

i mean i doubt it matters it doesn't have the context unless you provide the sources for each possible hurricane unless there is none, cause at that point its just guessing

here's what it said

when considering "mogger potential," which refers to the perceived dominance or memorability of the team names based on historical data and not uniqueness, here are the teams that might stand out:

1. Dark Looks - BBC Alliance: "Alberto" and "Ernesto" have been repeatedly used for Atlantic storms. "Rafael" has had a notable presence, implying this team has strong names based on historical hurricane data.
2. White Boy Summer: With names like "Chris" and "Gordon," both of which have been assigned to past significant storms, this team has members with established hurricane names, suggesting strong potential.
3. CrackHead: "Gordon" has been used for multiple impactful storms, and "Paul" has also been seen in past seasons. The recurrence of "Gordon" might indicate a strong contender.
4. BBC Overtake: This team includes "Gordon" again, along with "Jacobus" and "Chris," which are names that have been associated with past storms, suggesting they could be seen as dominant based on historical activity.
5. Football Club (FC) Jackson Martinez: "Alberto" and "Rafael" are names with a history of use in hurricane seasons, and "Isaac" was notably significant in 2012, indicating a strong team in terms of historical storm name presence.
6. PSL 8 Dalit StreetShitters: "Beryl" has appeared in both the Atlantic and Pacific, and "Zeke" is a strong, albeit less historically common, name. The presence of "Beryl" gives this team potential based on past storm impacts.
7. Satan's Retarded Offspring: "Rafael" and "Beryl" are again present here, and given their history in storm naming, this team could be seen as having a strong lineup.
8. British Weather Report: "Isaac" has been significant in the past, making this team stand out based on the strength of historical storm names.
9. Gotei 13: "Hector" has been a strong Pacific name, and "Xavier" adds to the potential of this team, considering historical storm impacts.
10. The Stacies: "Leslie" has been used several times, which could suggest a strong standing based on the name's recurrence in storm history.

 

[Xangsane]

@gooner23 GTFIH

Given the detailed forecast for a highly active 2024 Atlantic hurricane season and focusing exclusively on the Atlantic Squad's storm selection pool, let's evaluate the potential based strictly on the dynamics of the Atlantic hurricane season, factoring in the expected high activity levels and the use of both the primary and auxiliary name lists.

Key Points from the Forecast:​

• 25-30 Named Storms: An exceptionally high number, suggesting we will likely dip into the auxiliary list of names.
• 14-16 Hurricanes: Indicating a significant portion of named storms will strengthen into hurricanes.
• 6-8 Major Hurricanes: A considerable number, implying several storms will reach Category 3 or higher.
• Total ACE (Accumulated Cyclone Energy) of 200-240: Signifying a highly energetic season, with an average ACE per storm of 8, which is quite high.

High Potential Teams Based on Primary List:​

• Late Alphabet Names in the Primary List: Teams associated with names later in the primary list like Oscar, Patty, Rafael, Sara, Tony, Valerie, William have the potential for their storms to form during the peak of the season (August through October), where conditions are most conducive for strong hurricanes.

High Potential Teams Based on Auxiliary List:​

• Given the forecast suggests exhausting the primary list and moving into the auxiliary list, early names in this list could also form under peak conditions or later in the season when waters are still warm, and conditions could still be favorable. Teams associated with early auxiliary names such as Adria, Braylen, Caridad, Deshawn, Emery could see significant activity.

Strategic Considerations:​

• Peak Season Formation: Names from Nadine through William in the primary list and Adria through Deshawn in the auxiliary list are particularly noteworthy. They could correspond with the peak of the season when the most intense storms typically form.
• Potential for Late-Season Surprises: Given the forecast's comparison to highly active previous seasons, names from the auxiliary list like Emery, Foster, Gemma, and beyond could become significant late-season storms, similar to past seasons where late-forming storms made a considerable impact.

Conclusion:​

In a season forecasted to be as active as 2024, with expectations of exhausting the primary naming list and tapping into the auxiliary list, every team has potential. However, those associated with the latter part of the primary list and the beginning of the auxiliary list are positioned to potentially score higher, given the likelihood of their storms forming during the more active mid to late season. The early names in the auxiliary list also hold considerable potential, given the expected high activity levels and conducive environmental conditions throughout the season.

In a typical Atlantic hurricane season, the distribution of storm names across the calendar varies, with early-season storms often named from the beginning of the list and later-season storms taking names further down the list. Given the forecast for a highly active 2024 season and your concern about the timing of storms named "Oscar" and later, let's focus on the potential of storms named from "Alberto" through "Nadine," which would likely correspond to the earlier and mid-parts of the season.

Early to Mid-Season Storm Names ("Alberto" - "Nadine"):​

• Alberto through Gordon (Early to Mid-Season): These names are likely to be used during the early to mid-part of the hurricane season, which runs from June to August. While early-season storms can sometimes find less favorable conditions, the predicted shift from El Niño to La Niña and warm waters could mean even these early storms have the potential to become significant.
• Helene through Nadine (Mid-Season): Names in this range are more likely to occur during the heart of the hurricane season, around August and September. This period often sees peak sea surface temperatures and lower wind shear, conditions that are conducive to storm formation and intensification. Given the forecasted active season, storms with these names have a high potential for becoming hurricanes or even major hurricanes.

Impact Forecast Consideration:​

• Named Storm Impacts (10-14): The forecast suggests a significant number of named storms will make landfall or otherwise impact land. Early to mid-season storms, especially those that form closer to land in the Gulf of Mexico or the Caribbean, where waters warm up earlier, could contribute significantly to this total.
• Hurricane and Major Hurricane Impacts: With a forecast of 5-8 hurricane impacts and 3-5 major hurricane impacts, it's reasonable to assume that even some of the earlier named storms could intensify sufficiently to contribute to these numbers, especially given the warm water conditions and expected transition to La Niña.

Conclusion on Early to Mid-Season Names:​

Given the unusually high activity forecasted for 2024, even storms named "Alberto" through "Nadine" have substantial potential for becoming notable hurricanes. The conditions hinted at in the forecast—similar to those in some of the most active seasons on record—suggest that we could see significant storm development earlier than usual. Teams associated with these names should not be discounted for their potential impact, especially those in the mid-season range, which could find themselves forming under near-peak conditions.

 

[Xangsane]

@gooner23

In a typical Atlantic hurricane season, the distribution of storm names across the calendar varies, with early-season storms often named from the beginning of the list and later-season storms taking names further down the list. Given the forecast for a highly active 2024 season and your concern about the timing of storms named "Oscar" and later, let's focus on the potential of storms named from "Alberto" through "Nadine," which would likely correspond to the earlier and mid-parts of the season.

Early to Mid-Season Storm Names ("Alberto" - "Nadine"):​

• Alberto through Gordon (Early to Mid-Season): These names are likely to be used during the early to mid-part of the hurricane season, which runs from June to August. While early-season storms can sometimes find less favorable conditions, the predicted shift from El Niño to La Niña and warm waters could mean even these early storms have the potential to become significant.
• Helene through Nadine (Mid-Season): Names in this range are more likely to occur during the heart of the hurricane season, around August and September. This period often sees peak sea surface temperatures and lower wind shear, conditions that are conducive to storm formation and intensification. Given the forecasted active season, storms with these names have a high potential for becoming hurricanes or even major hurricanes.

Impact Forecast Consideration:​

• Named Storm Impacts (10-14): The forecast suggests a significant number of named storms will make landfall or otherwise impact land. Early to mid-season storms, especially those that form closer to land in the Gulf of Mexico or the Caribbean, where waters warm up earlier, could contribute significantly to this total.
• Hurricane and Major Hurricane Impacts: With a forecast of 5-8 hurricane impacts and 3-5 major hurricane impacts, it's reasonable to assume that even some of the earlier named storms could intensify sufficiently to contribute to these numbers, especially given the warm water conditions and expected transition to La Niña.

Conclusion on Early to Mid-Season Names:​

Given the unusually high activity forecasted for 2024, even storms named "Alberto" through "Nadine" have substantial potential for becoming notable hurricanes. The conditions hinted at in the forecast—similar to those in some of the most active seasons on record—suggest that we could see significant storm development earlier than usual. Teams associated with these names should not be discounted for their potential impact, especially those in the mid-season range, which could find themselves forming under near-peak conditions.

 

[gooner23]

@gooner23

I am playing vidya bruh

 

[Xangsane]

I am playing vidya bruh

Enjoy bhai. Was just giving you an update from GPT JFL.
Don't need to read them immediately.

June​

• Alberto: Early June
• Beryl: Mid-June
• Chris: Late June

July​

• Debby: Early July
• Ernesto: Mid-July
• Francine: Late July
• Gordon: Very Late July

August​

• Helene: Early August
• Isaac: Early-Mid August
• Joyce: Mid-August
• Kirk: Mid-Late August
• Leslie: Late August
• Milton: Very Late August

September​

• Nadine: Early September
• Oscar: Early-Mid September
• Patty: Mid-September
• Rafael: Mid-Late September
• Sara: Late September
• Tony: Very Late September
• Valerie: End of September

Late September to October (Entering the Auxiliary List)​

• Adria: Late September
• Braylen: Early October
• Caridad: Mid-October
• Deshawn: Mid-Late October
• Emery: Late October
• Foster: Very Late October
• Gemma: End of October

This timeline is structured to closely match the forecast's indication of a highly active season, suggesting that the primary naming list could be exhausted by the end of September, with the transition to the auxiliary list beginning as early as late September or early October. This would mirror the rapid pace of storm naming seen in active seasons like 2020, where "Wilfred" was named in September, underscoring the potential for an exceptionally busy 2024 season.

 

[Xangsane]

High Potential to MOG:​

Peak Season (August to September):​

• Joyce, Kirk, and Leslie (Late August to Mid-September): Falling within the climatological peak of the season, these names have a high potential to be assigned to major hurricanes, given the forecast's comparison to highly active previous seasons.

Late Peak to Late Season (September to October):​

• Milton, Nadine, and Oscar (Late September to Early October): With the season still in its active phase, storms with these names could also reach major hurricane status, especially with the forecasted high ACE value, indicating the possibility of intense storms.

Entering the Auxiliary List with High Potential:​

• Adria and Braylen (Late September to Early October): If the primary list is exhausted and we move into the auxiliary list around this time, it indicates an exceptionally active season. These early auxiliary names could be associated with late-season storms that still find favorable conditions for development.

Key Considerations:​

• Total ACE and Major Hurricane Predictions: With an average ACE per storm of 8 and predictions for 6-8 major hurricanes, the season is expected to produce several highly energetic and potentially destructive storms.
• Named Storm and Hurricane Impacts: The forecast suggests 10-14 named storm impacts and 5-8 hurricane impacts, including 3-5 major hurricane impacts, highlighting the likelihood of significant storm events affecting land, particularly in the U.S., the Caribbean, and the Bahamas.

Given these considerations, while all storms have the potential to be impactful, those named during the peak of the season (late August through September) and early names on the auxiliary list (should the primary list be exhausted by late September) carry a higher potential to "MOG" in terms of intensity and impact, aligning with the forecast for an exceptionally active 2024 season.

 

[Xangsane]

@zan

 

[Xangsane]

For 2025 in case you want to think about names for your team next year (doubt you do):

Given the context of 2024 being forecasted to have record hot water temperatures in conjunction with a La Niña phase, and reflecting on 2023 which experienced an El Niño phase but still concluded with "Tammy" as the final named storm, we can deduce several implications for the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season. These insights hinge on observed climatic conditions and transitions between El Niño and La Niña phases, which significantly influence Atlantic hurricane activity.

Implications for 2025 Based on 2023 and 2024 Conditions:​

1. Transition from El Niño to La Niña: The shift from an El Niño phase in 2023 to a La Niña phase in 2024, especially coupled with record hot water temperatures, is a setup that historically leads to increased Atlantic hurricane activity due to reduced wind shear over the Atlantic, which is conducive to storm formation and intensification. If the La Niña phase persists into 2025, or even if conditions transition to a neutral phase without swinging back to El Niño, we could anticipate continued heightened activity.
2. Sea Surface Temperatures (SSTs): The record hot water temperatures mentioned for 2024 play a crucial role in fueling hurricanes. If these elevated SSTs continue into 2025, they could further enhance storm development and intensification potential, regardless of the ENSO state. The trend towards warmer global temperatures suggests that high SSTs might not be a one-year anomaly.
3. Climatic Patterns: The Atlantic Multidecadal Oscillation (AMO), another long-term climatic cycle affecting Atlantic hurricane activity, has been in a warm phase since 1995. If this warm phase persists, it would further contribute to the potential for an active 2025 season, especially in combination with warm SSTs.

Potential 2025 Season Scenarios:​

• Above-Average Activity: If La Niña conditions persist or even if ENSO transitions to a neutral state, coupled with continued warm SSTs, the 2025 season could see above-average activity levels, similar to or potentially slightly less than 2024, depending on the exact conditions.
• Impact of a Potential El Niño: Should 2025 see the development of an El Niño phase, this could suppress hurricane activity in the Atlantic due to increased wind shear, potentially leading to a season closer to the long-term average, despite the warm SSTs.
• Historical Precedent: Historical patterns show that highly active seasons can sometimes be followed by quieter years if significant climatic shifts occur, but consecutive active years are also possible, especially under prevailing warm SSTs and favorable atmospheric conditions.

Conclusion:​

While specific predictions for the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season require closer to the season's climatic data, the conditions observed in 2023 and 2024 offer valuable insights. Persistent warm SSTs and the state of ENSO will be critical factors to watch. Continuous monitoring of these and other climatic indicators over the next year will provide a clearer picture of what to expect for the 2025 season. Preparedness and adaptive response strategies remain essential for communities in hurricane-prone regions, given the inherent unpredictability and potential for significant impacts from Atlantic hurricanes.

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[Xangsane]

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