Plastic surgery for free

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Take out a loan for all the surgeries you want. Then leave country and slay as a chad, or just declare bankruptcy and have shit credit... What are they going to do, take back your chin implants and rhinoplasty?

 

[Chintuck22]

Based on financial costs, they'll determine how much years in jail you're going to have

 

[Deleted member 3593]

Anyone who’s 18 should do this. You can declare bankruptcy and credit resets at 25. However you better make sure you look Chad as fuck after so when ur applying for jobs they let don’t place too much emphasis u were a degenerate bankrupt

 

[Steph4gr]

I'm dying laughing. But this may work tbh

 

[BigChinHispanic]

No thanks bro
I have my parents money for that

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Based on financial costs, they'll determine how much years in jail you're going to have

Thats fine bro you'll come out of jail with higher test and maybe some shitty jail tats

 

[Steph4gr]

Thats fine bro you'll come out of jail with higher test and maybe some shitty jail tats

2 birds with one stone

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

Insane fucking transformation if that's real woah

 

[عبد الرحمن]

High IQ thread

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

2 birds with one stone

Bro how did you grow 3 inches lol weren't u 6'3 yesterday ?

 

[Steph4gr]

It's a joke. I say frauding with lifts jfl

 

[OCDMaxxing]

Take out a loan for all the surgeries you want. Then leave country and slay as a chad, or just declare bankruptcy and have shit credit... What are they going to do, take back your chin implants and rhinoplasty?
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yep, that is what you do. And hide all assets in bitcoin

 

[Chintuck22]

Thats fine bro you'll come out of jail with higher test and maybe some shitty jail tats

Heck no broo, you'll waste alot of prime years to fuck, better just fake it how you'll kill yourself if you don't get that surgery

 

[justanothergymcell]

Take out a loan for all the surgeries you want. Then leave country and slay as a chad, or just declare bankruptcy and have shit credit... What are they going to do, take back your chin implants and rhinoplasty?
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Obviously a morph and not a real surgery result.

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Thats fine bro you'll come out of jail with higher test and maybe some shitty jail tats

Probably would get raped by some inmates

 

[Deleted member 3259]

This before and after is fake. His hyoid is raised and thats not possible

 

[Vidyacoper]

@honkhonkpatna the before and after is just a morph, but people can raise their hyoid normally by keeping their tongue on the roof of the mouth, even if u think mewing is cope it atleast raises ur hyoid while ur not speaking

 

[Deleted member 3259]

@honkhonkpatna the before and after is just a morph, but people can raise their hyoid normally by keeping their tongue on the roof of the mouth, even if u think mewing is cope it atleast raises ur hyoid while ur not speaking

Like I have said before. I have had correct tongue posture since a kid and I am 23 now. I have always had the tongue on the roof of my mouth, still I have low hyoid. So explain how that works then?

 

[Vidyacoper]

Like I have said before. I have had correct tongue posture since a kid and I am 23 now. I have always had the tongue on the roof of my mouth, still I have low hyoid. So explain how that works then?

well what i meant by that is you can raise the hyoid muscles through raising the back of your tongue up to the roof of your mouth, you cant change the placement of the hyoid bone though since its genetic.
for example the picture of astrosky to the left is him with his tongue down while the picture to the right is him adopting correct tongue posture.
If your hyoid muscles/submental area appear low even when youre mewing then it should atleast be better than when you're not

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Anyone who’s 18 should do this. You can declare bankruptcy and credit resets at 25. However you better make sure you look Chad as fuck after so when ur applying for jobs they let don’t place too much emphasis u were a degenerate bankrupt

Is this true? How the hell can I get a $500k loan in the first place?