thecel
narrow-orbits brachy-skull ogre
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Hercules
This man’s best features are his incredibly thick, masculine neck and his literally god-tier physique. To my astonishment, not even Greek demigods mew and chew. Bruh! His jaw is so small! It’s tiny!
Prince Florian
A low-T soyboy. He looks like a lesbian. Unsurprisingly, he had to kiss Snow White when she was unconscious. There’s no way she would’ve let him.
Prince Charming
A mid- to high-tier normie. Both his PFL and his T are low. His jaw is average. There’s nothing “charming” about this man’s face.
Prince Eric
North Atlantid pheno, but downward-grown, long-midfaced, and lacking ramus. Terrible gonial angle. He obviously never mewed. He’s kind of an IPD-cel too.
Prince Adam
Nordic mogger. Good jaw and very high nose bridge. Chad chin projection. His gonial angle needs improvement.
Aladdin
Ethnic falio. Awful jaw. Where’re his gonions? Where’re his ramuses? Prey eyes. He was a street rat with no money and no status; he got a girl only by using a genie to fraud his status.
John Smith
Nordic Chad. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Semi-hunter eyes. Low-set brows. His jawline is the best out of all the men in this post. His jaw is wide and masculine. He has a good gonial angle, sharp gonions, and a tall, wide, projecting chin. He’s a very good looking guy. He’s tall and broad-shouldered to boot. No wonder Pocahontas fell in love with him. He didn’t stoop to unconsensual sexual contact like Prince Florian, status-frauding like Aladdin, or frogmaxxing like Prince Naveen. But John Smith has a falio: his midface is a bit on the long side.
Li Shang
A thick-necked, warrior-skulled, sharp-jawed, high-T Chang. Too bad his nose projection is lacking because he’s Asian. Disney decided to cut the kissing scene from Mulan’s live-action remake when they realized that Li Shang’s SMV was too low for the scene to resonate with Western audiences. Blackpilled again!
Prince Naveen
Long midface, downward-grown jaw, bad gonial angle, and way too low of a radix. But those do not falio him really hard. At least he got good chin projection. He looks pretty good, but he frogmaxxed to boost his SMV. Genius.
Prince Hans
Garbage concave nose. His mandible is narrow, downward-grown, and has minuscule ramuses. He tries to use his facial hair style, mutton chops, in a desperate attempt to fraud a wider jaw, but everyone sees right through it. Princess Anna shattered his maxilla; it’s over for him.
Prince Philip
A low-tier Chad. He has a long jawline that isn’t downward-grown, a good gonial angle, and good ramuses. His chin is projecting and tall.
Prince (Consort) Eugene Fitzherbert (a.k.a. Flynn Rider)
A dark-haired Med slayer. Great ramus, gonial angle, and jawline. Long and straight brows. Attractive chin-only goatee. His eyes are hunter when he squints. To top it all off, he was a criminal, and girls are really into dark-triad bad boys. IMO, he’s the sexiest guy in Disney movies. The incel who rots at his portrait-drawing job was probably envious of Flynn Rider’s attractiveness, so that’s why he gave his Flynn portrait a Gandy-tier nose.
Tarzan
Why is his chin so fucking narrow? This man grew up eating natural foods in a jungle, yet his jaw is extremely downward-grown. John’s and Mike Mew’s theories are cope!
This man’s best features are his incredibly thick, masculine neck and his literally god-tier physique. To my astonishment, not even Greek demigods mew and chew. Bruh! His jaw is so small! It’s tiny!
Prince Florian
A low-T soyboy. He looks like a lesbian. Unsurprisingly, he had to kiss Snow White when she was unconscious. There’s no way she would’ve let him.
Prince Charming
A mid- to high-tier normie. Both his PFL and his T are low. His jaw is average. There’s nothing “charming” about this man’s face.
Prince Eric
North Atlantid pheno, but downward-grown, long-midfaced, and lacking ramus. Terrible gonial angle. He obviously never mewed. He’s kind of an IPD-cel too.
Prince Adam
Nordic mogger. Good jaw and very high nose bridge. Chad chin projection. His gonial angle needs improvement.
Aladdin
Ethnic falio. Awful jaw. Where’re his gonions? Where’re his ramuses? Prey eyes. He was a street rat with no money and no status; he got a girl only by using a genie to fraud his status.
John Smith
Nordic Chad. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Semi-hunter eyes. Low-set brows. His jawline is the best out of all the men in this post. His jaw is wide and masculine. He has a good gonial angle, sharp gonions, and a tall, wide, projecting chin. He’s a very good looking guy. He’s tall and broad-shouldered to boot. No wonder Pocahontas fell in love with him. He didn’t stoop to unconsensual sexual contact like Prince Florian, status-frauding like Aladdin, or frogmaxxing like Prince Naveen. But John Smith has a falio: his midface is a bit on the long side.
Li Shang
A thick-necked, warrior-skulled, sharp-jawed, high-T Chang. Too bad his nose projection is lacking because he’s Asian. Disney decided to cut the kissing scene from Mulan’s live-action remake when they realized that Li Shang’s SMV was too low for the scene to resonate with Western audiences. Blackpilled again!
Prince Naveen
Long midface, downward-grown jaw, bad gonial angle, and way too low of a radix. But those do not falio him really hard. At least he got good chin projection. He looks pretty good, but he frogmaxxed to boost his SMV. Genius.
Prince Hans
Garbage concave nose. His mandible is narrow, downward-grown, and has minuscule ramuses. He tries to use his facial hair style, mutton chops, in a desperate attempt to fraud a wider jaw, but everyone sees right through it. Princess Anna shattered his maxilla; it’s over for him.
Prince Philip
A low-tier Chad. He has a long jawline that isn’t downward-grown, a good gonial angle, and good ramuses. His chin is projecting and tall.
Prince (Consort) Eugene Fitzherbert (a.k.a. Flynn Rider)
A dark-haired Med slayer. Great ramus, gonial angle, and jawline. Long and straight brows. Attractive chin-only goatee. His eyes are hunter when he squints. To top it all off, he was a criminal, and girls are really into dark-triad bad boys. IMO, he’s the sexiest guy in Disney movies. The incel who rots at his portrait-drawing job was probably envious of Flynn Rider’s attractiveness, so that’s why he gave his Flynn portrait a Gandy-tier nose.
Tarzan
Why is his chin so fucking narrow? This man grew up eating natural foods in a jungle, yet his jaw is extremely downward-grown. John’s and Mike Mew’s theories are cope!
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