Should I go to a strip club for a lapdance?

[Zeta ascended]

I've never had a hot girl sit on my lap. I'm really craving a white Stacey with a fat ass to touch me in any type of sexual way. Maybe I should go their wearing only my sweatpants to enhance the feeling.

What do you guys think?

 

[Ritalincel]

Urban Dictionary: Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[IronMike]

Had friends pay for lap dances for me. It just isn't for me honestly. 3 minutes awkwardly touching a woman is not enjoyable to me

 

[alien]

I have went to strip clubs multiple times when I was like 26-27. It just gave me blue balls. I wouldn't recommend. Go see an actual escort.

 

[ISIS=Sissies]

IronMike is a bbc

 

[Zeta ascended]

I have went to strip clubs multiple times when I was like 26-27. It just gave me blue balls. I wouldn't recommend. Go see an actual escort.

I could actually afford to fuck the high class ones every month or two. But I risk getting arrested and most escorts don't like nignogs.

 

[Ritalincel]

bbc

 

[fakemeta.]

Urban Dictionary: Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.

www.urbandictionary.com

lmao when I saw the thread I knew you will post this

 

[Ritalincel]

It is what it is

 

[rockndogs]

 

[Zeta ascended]

Too much shitposting

Oh well I'll just studycel for the rest of the day

 

[alien]

I could actually afford to fuck the high class ones every month or two. But I risk getting arrested and most escorts don't like nignogs.

Are you an UScel? JFL at how cucked America is on prostitution.
Here in Canada prostitution is illegal but it is tolerated by the police.

 

[Ritalincel]

Zeta ascended